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anyone else spend all there time listening to the radio?I just got into NPR, shit's addictive
Just remember that NPR has a heavy liberal bias. It plays good music though.
>Leans in really close to mic.
>"Hello, this is Krista Tippett, and today 'On being' we are talking to a neuro surgeon."
>"Hey, I'm a neuro surgeon."
>"Now, I always like to start my show with asking my guest about their childhood spiritual background."
>"Well, uh... I was sent to Hebrew school when I was a boy."
>Instantly shut it off because FUCKING JEWS.
>>28932186
>"Now, I always like to start my show with asking my guest about their childhood spiritual background."
SPOT ON
Why are human dicks so damn small?
Humans have the biggest dick to ratio of any other mammal
Our penises only have to penetrate past a butt, not any form of shell, nor at we static creatures like limpets/mussels
>>28930943
Humans having big dicks is selective breeding.
Size matters. It has mattered ever since we got sapient.
>>28930943
>Mammal
Can you see the picture m8?
Women can't be depressed and they are literally, and I mean LITERALLY not human.
also does anyone like old annimey
tfw you wanna jdimsaaaAAAaAaAAa but you still aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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lol get tf OOUUYYYUTTRtaaa hereeeeeeerrrreeweeereewq3 norpers LOLLL
Shitposters get stichposters
>>28930900
U wanna f**********kkiiinn try me buddy just f****nn wait you #############er lmao
RrREEERrEEEEEEEE looooOOOOOlll
Tfw nobody Wanna feel these heavy ass feels HaA
>a conscious being smart enough to reflect upon the meaninglessnsess of its own existence
this has to be the biggest cosmic joke ever
>>28930829
Stop trying to sound deep. This is why people don't like you
>>28930849
not willing to look into the abyss are you?
Watchmen is pretentious garbage for fedora tipping teenagers too dumb to read a book.
>you blend in perfectly with the gayposters and cuteposters
>you're actually a girl
>>28930773
Bandage thread?
Bandage is the best trip, he's my close friend too.
Thank you based Bandage.
you don't blend in at all
>>28930794
NO BANDAID THREAD!!!! TURN YOUR TRIP BACK ON BANDAID!!!!
How many showers do you take a day, anon?
about 4
>>28930772
2. One in the early morning and the other in the afternoon after working out.
4 showers a week, but i use shampoo cause of hair product
Anyone here ever try kava? How do you like it?
>>28930760
mean coffee??
i love kava
popes do kava
Does anyone else hate it when they're stuck behind a bunch of normies walking really slowly? I used to think it was just a black people thing, but then I realized most of the white people I end up walking behind always walk really slowly as well (I'm white btw), so I think it might be a normie thing in general.
Does anyone else happen to have a fast walk compared to most normies? Has it inconvenienced you in any way?
>>28930747
yes, I hate it too, when im rolling with normies I start walking then a little bit ahead look back and see them all the way back walking in such slow pace that I have to stay there for a while and wait until the get to me, fucking annoying.
>>28930747
>I used to think it was just a black people thing
everything is black people with you guys
>>28930747
Used to fast walk most of the time. But I get hot and sweaty in public places, especially ones where I do a lot of walking so I thought I'd slow my roll and walk at a slower pace. It seems to help me not get as hot and sweat so much. It's not even a fitness thing either, even when I was running a lot and working out, I got too hot. I've always sweat at the drop of a hat since about 6th grade. Yeh, I do walk slower now though, not basketball youth slow, but slower than I used to unless I'm in a hurry which is almost never. I got nowhere to be with my bitch NEET ass.
Did your mom ever traumatized you with psychotic screaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MavlrKO1n-c [Embed]
Anyone had over dramatic mothers ?
Nobody? Everybody had perfect childhood?
Yes and I fell like it kind of fucked me up I don't really want to talk about it thougb
>>28931004
Why don't you just Kill your mom? Like put Acid in her Coffee?
I think i've found the largest gathering of robots in all of Georgia. Behold /r9k/! The rennaissance festival!
>>28930665
>robots
>leaving the house
>going to a "festival" of any kind
Fuck off.
>>28930665
Nerds are normies
>>28930712
These people are beyond your average nerd though
>no Chitose thread
Come on /r9k/, lets post em
Chitose is shit.
Yui is best girl.
>>28930680
Fuck you
Chitose is qt3.14
>>28930721
NO FUCK YOU YUI IS BEST GIRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPMPFEP7PXw
Hey anon's could you check out this youtube video I made recently about why specific channels/types of channels are degrading the quality of youtube. Subscribe so you know when I'll be uploading the next installment
>>28930658
fuck off you fucking gay ass faggot
reported your video for bullying and flagged your entire channel for harassment
>>28930885
I no longer dream. To keep my neet mind active I write, I think it's tapping into all my creativity and stealing it.
>>28930658
Step back from your fucking mic kid, you keep making Pop sounds. Watch a fucking Soulbro video on how to voice act. It'll run you through how to properly use a mic.
>>28930658
>Knocking another man's hustle
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself
Niggers can't do anything right but white people don't have cred. Robots are white people who have experienced a bad life. They have cred to rap about.
>>28930617
Robots don't have actual bad lives though. They just have gross entitlement complexes.
>>28930646
Probably the most succinct description of robots I have seen.
oh man could you just image some pasty white skinny guy up on stage rapping about how he's a virgin and the sexual revolution won't trickle down and his mom told him to get a job and he accidentally knocked his piss jug over?
I guess if they stick to bitches and whores they could actually make it big though.
>"It's funny when chad does it lol XD"
Why is he filming his face,what is a point?
>>28930574
Fucking whores. Every underaged Stacey in my normiebook posts these kinds of retarded shit
>>28930641
Men are equally as narcissistic as women now
>be lonely despite a few friends
>get on Skype one day
>call friend
>he adds me to this call with some tard
>tard sends contact request
>one week later
>get bored so I call the tard
>we talk for a bit and he adds me to this one group chat of around 25 people
>it's cancerous
>I call the group one day
>only about 8 people answer
>five people stayed on the call for hours on end
>one of those people is this girl named maddie
>she's silent for most of the call
>after call ends, she sends me a contact request
>I accept it
>call her the next day because I'm bored as fuck
>we talk but she won't stop talking about this one guy
>we talk on a regular basis
>conversations get more personal
>she tells me that the guy she always talks about is dating her but he makes her cry all the time
>tell her to focus on happiness before anything else
>she begins talking to me every day for at least 4 hours
>she ignores the other guy to talk to me
>other guy gets desperate and threatens to kill himself if he can't talk to maddie
>she still doesn't care
>she thinks we're dating now
>a few weeks later some fishy shit starts happening
>she tells me her problems and i give her easy solutions
>I tell her stories that she says she loves but she can't fucking listen to them and pay attention
>she ignores what I say
>find out that she was talking to my friends behind my back
>tell her it's not okay to do that
>get friend to try to start a conversation with her
>keep in mind that maddie said she blocked this friend that she was talking to
>she talks to him anyways
>she didn't block him
>she lied to me
>I wonder what else she is lying about
>I break up with her the next day
>she pretends to be fine with it
Two days after we broke up, I found out that she had killed herself.
k00l starry bra m8
also #lolwomen
>>28930464
>tfw no wan wan to share watermelon with
>>28930704
This is like the 3rd time I seen you today husky anon
I can't wait till my exams are done so I can avatarfag like the best of them
