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people have forgotten what being a robot means. A robot is someone who does not feel the same emotional and empathic attachment to people and society that normal people feel. Having a shit life or being sad all the time is depression, not being robotic. Robotic. Zero ability to show emotional highs or lows. Not able to understand or meet the emotional needs of others.
>>28932088
>Not able to understand or meet the emotional needs of others.
No, it's not.
The term "robot" on this board originally just referred to people who were somewhat socially awkward or not quite adept at making/keeping friends, it's just been slowly subverted by autists like you into meaning, well, autists like you.
>>28932297
actually, the original definition was someone who could perform the functions necessary to living, but could not interact with others or relate to them, just like a robot
>wars have been fought over a white woman's cunt
Daily reminder that white women are the devil/Satan/GOG AND MAGOG
>>28931862
>gog/magog
expound
>>28931862
Pandoras box and Adam and Eve warned men.
Men are just as guilty now.
>>28931862
sauce preeze
Hello, I'm that same shiposter that started the other two previous HJHG threads.
I'm going to provide pics of my hair and am hoping for some advice and experience from other people who tried this shit.
you're 2 years too late, fuccboi
>>28931887
Actually I'm 77 years late to the party
>>28931887
>Not wanting a timeless, classic haircut
>Not wanting easy to style and wash hair
>Not wanting to accentuate your masculine features
Maximum kek
This guy is proof that HAPA offspring will always be mentally unstable, filled with delusions of grandeur and a threat to others, whether their friends, other people or entire races
adasd3fwdf
>>28931790
All HAPA males should be put to death and we should enact laws to prevent their birth. For the future of humanity.
>>28931830
extended verrsion
Do you think most people lack a conscience? The ability to empathise with others?
If not most, then what fraction?
you're an idiot, bloxblox
People have empathy for normal people and animals
They certainly don't care about you or the 8 homeless men they saw on their way to work/school
>>28931659
White people are the only people with a conscience.
>wake up one morning
>all women have apparently disappeared from the face of the earth
>only men remain
What do?
Grow weed, play video games.
The only answer is to an hero, now there's absolutely no chance of getting rid of tfwnogf
>>28931577
>Start funding those artificial wombs.
>Help create laws forcing feminine men to be implanted with the artificial wombs and forced to look like women.
>tfw you like her but are too emrased to show up with her in public
Her telling me i can do better doesn't help either
>>28931483
break her legs so she can't leave the house, Duh!
>>28931525
What about fucking her an dumping after?
This will make me a real man and she leaves thinkig i was just another chad right?
ITT: We google our usernames and look at cringy forum posts from 5+ years ago. I'll start:
>>>why wont my game show up in the lobby
>>Sorry, Haven't done this in a while. *Ahem*
>>DID YOU FORGET TO FUCKING PORT FORWARD?
>what the heck is a port forward
>you are a charming enough dude that instead i'm going to call you ralph nader because you're the fucking nadir and you make me want to ralph and it will be that first chilly day in hell before you become president
I was pissed off about something
>I don't like your new forum because it looks different. Please change it back to the old format or I will leave forever. Thanks.
cue a dozen posts about me not being missed
>>28931508
What in the fuck possesses people to act like that?
>they gain literally no advantage from shitting on you
>they had almost no role or stake in the decision to switch to the new layout
>new layout ostensibly designed to make things EASIER for the user and you, a user, are providing feedback on it
>shit on you anyway
Did they think they were going to get mod privs if they defended it? Really? I don't understand. This behavior is alien to me.
>tfw no gf to give a foot massage to
>tfw give gf foot message
>tfw clearly doesn't enjoy it as much as last gf
Tfw no bf to suck my toes
>>28931429
Many girls are literally like animals and will be turned off my you putting yourself in even the slightest submissive position, such as footrubs.
Who else /violent home/ here? I have one of these that stays charged and strapped to me at all times because of daily death threats and assault from my immediate family members. Anyone else trapped in a similar situation with no hope of escape?
>inb4 an hero I'm not there yet but it's always in the back of my head
>>28931353
origniabro spiderman
Where do you live? The fucking ghetto? That is fucking insane.
Yep. I live alone with my mother who owns 13 different species of Tarantula. She is a NEET on disability and spends all day tracking them. If she suspects I have annoyed one of her tarantulas she fucking plucks off tarantula hair and rubs it in my eyes whilst I sleep. She sometimes hums the spiderman theme while she does it but only if I am sleeping heavily
I wish she would die desu. Can't kick her out because it would make me look bad.
Anyone else here addicted?
My dopamine is blown right the fuck out all the time so real life seems grey and awful. The reason I'm here is because I'm lonely, I'm lonely because I don't go out, I don't go out because I'm depressed and lethargic, I'm depressed and lethargic because I'm always here.
How do we escape from this?
I'm not sure if it's an addiction for me if I have nothing better to do.
Is there rehab for internet addiction?
>>28931756
Probably. I bet it's like a summer camp, out in the forest weaving baskets and canoeing and singing around a campfire.
Man, now I want to go to camp.
>tfw your boyfriend knocks you up again
FINALLY A GIRL MAKING THIS
>>28931187
you can't get knocked up from getting it up the butt no matter how much your mental illness makes you believe you are a female with a dick
>>28931318
>i talk about fucking my boyfriend in the ass
>i actually have to wear a strap-on to do this because i don't have a penis
>oi anon. Put some fookin choons on!
>>28931159
Average Brit.
British "women" are disgusting.
Is this what British women actually look like?
>finally get sleepy pills
>start using as prescribed to fix sleep schedule
>realize how effective they are
>start taking them whenever just to not have to be awake
Just woke up. Just have to wait maybe an hour for it to kick in.
Living the life here.
Why aren't you sedating yourself? It's like suicide except your parents don't have to deal with you dying. It's perfect. The rare moments you have dreams it's way better than real life anyway.
felt this way when I was 13 and my mom smashed my DS the last day of school so I had nothing to do all summer
pointless if you don't know how to lucid dream
>>28931496
>my mom smashed my DS the last day of school so I had nothing to do all summer
What a fucking whore
>>28931496
>pointless if you don't know how to lucid dream
Id rather watch a bad movie than live a nightmare.
>tfw no replies on my threads
>tfw no (You)s
>tfw even neckbeard neets won't talk to me
I feel for you dude
>>28931077
Hello anon, I know this feel
>>28931077
~Here's a (you), anon~
Anxiety is the harbinger of a sobriety
