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A cute trap suddenly appears and sits next to you. What do you do? What if she farts?
>>28930378
Nod to approve him sitting next to you.
Continue doing what i was doing.
"Excuse you" and move.
>>28930378
Call 911 and tell the operator a mentally ill man wearing a dress with bad flatulence just broke into my apartment.
>>28930409
Read what you just wrote, please be a troll i want to believe in humanity i really do.
![10482596_10153399320381678_983711432256223686_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ab5SqOi.jpg "10482596 10153399320381678 983711432256223686 n[1]")
Why do white men go for Asian girls?
>inb4 docile, obedient, sex slaves
Unless you get one directly from the main land, Americanized Asian girls are nothing like that. even the mainland girls are becoming more globalized.
same reason white girls go for black guysjewish brainwashing
agreed, americanized asian women are clingy, spoiled, always paranoid about where you have been/ who you have been with, and in my opinion are just insane
>>28930337
Because they're cute.
oriririginal
>Asked mommy to make me dinner earlier on
>said she's tired and won't make it till later
>wait 2 hours and ask again
>she pretends she's not home
>hour later go down stairs to make dinny
>she sees me rummaging through the cupboards asks me what I want
>cold shoulder
>starts saying I'm actin like a baby
>throw her expensive coffee onto the ground
>run back to my cave
THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH
I GIVE HER TIME AND SHE'S SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL. FUCK YOU MOMMY
I come here from /his/.
Every instance I begin to agree with the sustainability of democracy, I come here to reassure myself that this is largely, more or less, the amalgamated disposition of humanity. You people disgust me; I like you
>>28930273
just rape her and she'll be submissive to you for the rest of your life
>>28931126
no one cares
>>28931188
Of course you don't. Why would you care that you are a joke: absolute proof that individually determined procreation is one of the most regressive actions of our society. You force the social regulation because of your absurdity and abnormality and inability to function.I am drunk and blabbering, but even in this state, I am still a larger asset to society
ex girlfriend ( i know REEEEEE) is sending nudes and is talking to/planning on having sex to man who is getting married next week
How do i get him caught without her knowing it was me?
p.s she told me about it
Get her caught and let everyone know it was you who got her caught.
If enough people know she'll be too ashamed to try to attack you for it.
>>28930152
How do I do that?
orginal comment
>>28930167
Social media? Call the guy's wife or email her with screencaps?
Why the fuck do i keep coming here? You guys are fags
because you are fag also
>>28930020
>Why the fuck do i keep coming here? You guys are fags
>Picture of meme space alien.
why do i keep coming here you guys are autistic cave trolls
>she's everything, the girl of your dreams
>tonight, on her face Chad creams
c'est la vie
no worries here
>>28930012
Desire is the seed of misery.
>You think she's perfect, but to her you don't exist
>Guess which part of Chad's body she just kissed
>agnostics aka "I-I still want to be accepted by the christians so yeah all atheists a-are f-fedoras!"
Agnostics are pussies who still cling to the status quo
You can be an Agnostic theist or an Agnostic Atheist, not just an "agnostic"
What kind of fool who doesn't understand basic science or philosophy still fall for atheism meme
Agnosticism is the only way
>>28929909
Exactly.
OP is an idiot.
Sage and move on.
>>28929909
>>28929941
lol
original postings
>tfw your mmo girlfriend is so clingy she sends you text messages all day
What have I gotten myself into?
>>28929817
>Love me!
>oh shit, love me less!
A hell of your own making, what did you expect from antisocial anon that would date someone met in mmo?
>>28929817
>tfw no bf to be utterlly attached to and almost be in tears when they leave me sideor cuddle me
>>28930056
>leave me side
Yarr, scurvy be a hell of a thing matey
>tfw black weeb gf
>>28929615
fuck. i thought that was fantano too, kek
>>28929615
tfw black weeb girl with no bf
i hate this state.
>>28929859
Cumthony Blastamo
what do i do to her?
>>28929586
kill yourself baldy
>>28929586
Face shot face shot, of her.
Red heads is so hot.
this is sad because that picture is probably real
;_;
fuck you
It's my birthday and I am crying alone. Feels thread?
Dam your sexy as fuck. wana snapchat? send some pics, i cant call right now, but later okay?
Why didn't you host a party and invite all your friends?
>>28929625
Made me laugh a little bit, thanks.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348089
I want to see this get more votes.
Are you still trying to get a gf, have one, given up, or switched to a waifu or tulpa?
I wish houtengeki did more actual porn
I've given up. I watch anime, but I haven't really found one character to obsess about or feel like she would be my waifu. I don't even know how that is supposed to feel.
>>28929920
Right?
Origimeme
Who here a high school dropout?
Dropped out at 16 senpai after GCSE's, 10 years ago.
Kinda wish I hadn't now.
>>28929387
it's
"who /highschooldropout/ here?"
...but I guess we can't expect you to be all that good with words.
Dropped out when I was 16. Its been years and now I find it extremely difficult to start again, but I want to be a nurse assistant so badly...
>6 terabytes of porn and counting
>spent 3 hours sorting out folders earlier
>don't even watch most of it but keep it anyway
>tfw should never have started
I do the same thing but with anime
>tfw deleted my 150 GB fap folder
I'm not cucking myself, porn is OVERRATED so is fapping
>>28929313
lol weeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek&index=7&list=FL7xxqEhGP0u32Wd7JcJvl6w
songs related to our lives
>>28929246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygq-3-9yrcI
song about me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SHdUOIfPag
At least how i feel now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWvlnMqLXc&list=FL7xxqEhGP0u32Wd7JcJvl6w&index=15
