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>6x5 is a good size! it's above average!
>tfw you'll never suck his PENIS
>tfw you'll never fug his boipussy
Fuck.
OSR9K
My penis is 7x6 and people on here act like that is huge, but I don't think it is.
Is my perception warped from seeing large penises on the internet or is it really big and I just can't tell because it looks small because I have big hands or something?
>tfw its been years and you can only think about her
>tfw she's the only one on your mind all the time
>tfw she will never come back
>tfw you can't feel anything ever since she went away
Why did she have to die guys? She was the only thing I had and she got fucking taken away. I just wanted to be happy and now I can't even look at a couple without wanting to kill myself.
>>28921438
how long has it been op
>>28921474
3 years and I still feel like the moment I heard she was gone
>>28921502
That's shitty man
Keep on looking forward i'm sure that's what shes want
>post skype to find a trap bf
>says theyre gonna go to bed and they'll add me the next day
>they dont
>>28921427
i bitched out, i'm sorry ;~;
>>28922582
FUCKIN DO IT IM LONELY
>>28921427
>traps are picky and rarely ever respond just like an actual woman
In other news, water is wet!
How did you guys come to find 4chan and /r9k/?
>>28921356
Moot announced its creation. He seemed really excited about his new meme creation machine, only to be disappointed by its spectacular failure.
>>28921441
Forgot to mention, found 4chan in 06 when it was casually mentioned on a gaming forum.
>>28921356
In a comment in 9gag one month ago
>add boy from r9k
>he doesn't have any muscle tone despite having infinite free time
Why don't more robots have muscles? You have a ton of free time to spend working out, why don't you?
Implying I'm a weak neet
>>28921352
Why don't you learn to clean your cunt and how to properly operate a dragline excavator?
>>28921352
why don't you do competitive deadlifting
Normalfag roll call, I'm only missing one.
im okay senpai tea time
>>28921342
I'm a robot and would be a wizard if not for fucking a stripper.
;_; im a failure
atleast there are people worse than me
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What are some jobs that:
>don't require any qualifications or experience
>require little physical labour
>require little or no interaction with other people
Seriously, is it possible to get hired if you got no job experience? If I don't wanna give up on life, I'll still have to become a wagecuck at some point of my life.
Here's how
>get a time machine
>go back to the 1930s
>be southern European (Greek)
>live through WW2
>after WW2 work in German coal mines
>save up enough money working in coal mines to get to Australia legally
>when you get off the ship walk directly to the arnotts biscuit factory
>walk in and in broken English ask for work
>get a job
>end up saving up to purchase a $8000 house near the beach
>fast forward to 1980, sell that $8000 house near the beach for $64,000.
>use that $64,000 to upgrade to a bigger house in the same area
>fast forward to 2016 and the house you paid $80,000 for in 1981 is now worth over $2,000,000.
>live off the pension
This is my grandfather, he never attended any school, still doesn't know how to read or write, doesn't even had primary school education, let a lone highschool or college.
>>28921339
>require little physical labour
are you a pussy?
you'd get used to it within a couple weeks
>>28921505
don't australians call you wogs?
Telephone seller is the only job I know which most of the time doesn't require experience. Probably because it requires lying through your teeth to succeed and not many want to or are good at it. Even washing dishes or shoveling dirt requires diplomas.
>search "feel" and "feels"
>tfw no feels thread
>i need one right now
I'll probably just post my random ones that I don't understand.
That pain that isn't based on circumstance. That's the worst. It won't go away after a good nights sleep, a good meal, or hanging out with friends.
It's always there. What can one do about a pain like that? One that has no end. The kind of pain that you can't be rid of. Why does that exist? What is the point of the pain that (hopefully) only ends at death? It's just torture.
I've only had one gf in my life. She was perfect. She loved me. I was her first everything. She tried her best. I ended up being a worthless drug addict. I was terrible to her. She broke up with me 2 years ago. She got engaged on monday. I'm no longer into drugs but still just as worthless as ever.
I had one thing as a kid. Hockey. In high school hockey kept me going. I almost made it into a D1 college. I got kicked off the team for selling drugs to my teammates. That was the start of it. Every time I think I can't get any lower...I prove myself wrong.
Would /r9k/ be interested in playing alittle street fighter with me?
>>28921231
best SF game imo
>>28921297
I'd say its up there at least
Where are you from? I really like SF3 but I have no friends to play it with.
My cute sexy black gf is going to break up with me soon. I just graduated college and she just finished her freshman year. She lives 6 hours away and even though she' ll be 40 minutes away when the school year starts again, we won't get to see each other that often.
I'm 24 and she's 19, so I know how this goes. I can feel it coming.
You guys wanna recommend me some movies? Feeling rather shitty.
Bumping with Simpsons shitposting
>>28921214
watch this, OP
>>28921433
I've seen it and it was ehh
How do I get the smell of pussy off my fingers?
wash your fucking hands you disgusting faggot
>>28921234
You think I didn't try that? I washed them like 4 times already and I can still smell it.
>>28921268
You have to use soap, stupid.
Try to change my view on why it's okay to date a woman who had sex before?
Would you be able to borrow another man's fleshlight?
If not, then why would you feel okay with having sex with a non-virgin?
>not sharing fleshlights with your best bro
it's fine as long as they're not whores
>>28921180
A non virgin girl would definitely have sucked dicks before.
could you kiss that mouth OP? A mouth that was wrapped around countless of other dudes dicks? A mouth that swallowed countless of other dudes cum?
What if you fall in love with her, and would want to start a family with her? Could you bear the fact that those same exact lips that sucked other men's dicks would then be kissing your kids?
And if you kissed her, your lips would have kissed the lips that had countless of other dudes' dicks and cum on them. Could you then go back and kiss your mother, or your kids, with your lips?
If you answered yes to all the above, then yes, it's okay to date non-virgins.
>tfw mix of INFP and INFJ
just end me already
>>28921139
>mix of ISTP and ISTJ
>tfw INFP
>tfw everyone looks at you as inferior for being shy, unmasculine, fragile,open about emotions etc.
>i will never be a "real man"
>>28922475
people do this to me but that's probably half of the reason why they do it
>>28921431
what's it like?
My gf started browsing this board and now every time she gets upset about something all she does is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE loudly or really quietly and slowly getting louder till she runs out of breath. What the fuck how do I make her stop?
>>28921120
Better make sure she's never upset then :3
What you can do is get off my board you fucking norman garbage.
>how do I make her stop
killing yourself would be a start
Why do normies think their opinion matters?
>>28921094
I.. I'm confused. Is there a problem with Android among normies?
>>28921094
there's a certain millenial profile pic pose amongst females, their stupid fucking face is always caked in makeup and tilted to the side or something
>>28921114
Normie here. Since the Iphone was the first massively popular smart phone it set a stigma and includes features that make it incompatible with android. I.e. Imessages are super convenient but android users can't see them and normies use a lot of emojis that android users don't have
