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ITT: We post our favorite fetishes, alongside a pic representing it, and then try to post a picture in reply to any fetishes others have that we enjoy
I'll start
Fetish: Cat Girls
Armpits my man
Whelp. Another phrase to filter.
Trans/futa/traps
Anyone else here get horny then immediately lose it and get sad? Sometimes when I'm about to masturbate or even in the middle of the act I start to think about how I am a virgin and may never be able to express my sexuality with a partner and I lose my boner. Sometimes I cry.
I was very bored, and just about to wank to relieve my boredom when I started feeling lonely and now I'm here posting this. I think there should be some kind of government health program to help incels, because this could drive someone to suicide. I can't have sex now I can't even jack off.
too busy fapping to be sad
no time gotta cum
>>28918901
if i couldnt have sex ever again id be completely fine
sex was so pointless for me, i tried it and now i don't care at all anymore. I think you'll feel the same way once you have sex too.
Btw I'm 23 and this only started happening in the last 1 or 2 years. Before I didn't really mind being a virgin but now it's extremely distressing. I'm afraid, I'm sad and I'm angry. I feel envy and hatred for everyone with a healthy sex life. I feel as if were someone to mock me for being a virgin I would try to kill them with my bare hands.
>Be 21 y/o
>Beta as fuck
>never had real girlfriend
>Fall in love with nerdy girl
>ask her out
>"I want to get to know you more"
>a week later we make out
>"I'm still in love with my ex"
>a week later I tell her that it's not gonna work
>nope.jpg
>we kiss more
>friend has nudes of her leaked by ex
>pay him $5 for them
>the motivation I need to be alpha and take it to the next level
>she invites me to chill with her and her ex
>MFW she still prefers her ex to me
>break down and start crying
>tell her what I think
>she says she just misses him and she thinks he wants to get back with her
>I know he doesn't want to get back, but he still hangs around her
>Other than her cucking me, she's perfect for me
>literally only chance I have of losing virginity
>what do?
>>28918877
An hero, faggot.
>>28918877
How about dumping those nudes?
Leave you shitlord. It's already too late and hanging around like a bitch will only further decrease what almost nonexistent chance you have with her.
Does anyone have taco fever? Would you ever consider marrying a cute-faced, thick-thighed, mexican girl?
I only like Hispanic girls so yes yes yes
>>28918823
>thick-thighed
I'm sold
>>28918892
go on
originalo
You can only fuck one of them.
Wich one do you choose?
>>28918797
the hunk
>>28918797
far left is best option
That chad in the back
> The worst mistake people make is thinking they deserve to be loved.
Do people deserve love?
Discuss
>>28918759
Yes, of course. Every single human being deserves love. The problem is that people want to be treated one way without allowing themselves to treat others the same way they want to be treated. The problem has nothing to do with "deserving" love. The problem has to do with everyone thinks they should get it without sincerely giving it in return.
>>28918839
Then why doesn't anyone love me?
>>28918759
From an objective point of view no-one deserves anything. There is no law of nature that says that if someone is wanting then they will receive.
From a humanistic point of view, yes, people are deserving of love and neglect or withholding of that love is a crime against the nature of humans as social beings.
I'm personally more of the objective school of thought on this point.
Hey guys, first time here in a long while.
>met this girl from a vidya long ago
>do things together in game and developed a crush on her
>tell myself nothing ever gonna happen cause we're too far apart physically
>one day she told me she's gonna quit
>hang out for a few hours before getting her steam id
>talks to her once in a while on steam
>early this year she said she's coming over to my town for college
>we should meet up sometime
>meet up
>holy shit she's the same online and offline, and really cute to boot, goody2shoeqt3.14
>crush intensifies, totally my type
>had a great evening, she kept laughing at my jokes and playfully hitting me when I tease her
>arrange to meet up again
>kept giving me excuses to blow me off
>full try hard but eventually back off
>try again another day
>ignoring me
It's been almost 2 weeks and not a day goes by without thinking of her. She hasn't texted or called me since either.
I'm thinking of asking her out to talk and maybe get some closure so I can move on even though it sucks. At least I get some closure and verification if I really did come on too strong.
Friend's telling me to stop being a pussy and this is not how alphas work but I'm thinking since the fate is already sealed, at least I can get some closure and move on. It's not like she will suddenly text back and arrange for a meeting even if I don't act like a pussy.
What do? I'm fucking confused now. I want to at least try and talk to her and I think trying and failing like a faggot is still better than status quo.
Pic related: it's what I sent her when she first texted me way back when she sent it with 4ys.
Guys please. ;_; Help me. It's driving me crazy.
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
ribbit robot
ask her if she has a boyfriend
post results
Any other robots dreading tomorrow?
Monday? Why?
no
I am one day closer to the end
>>28918757
Memeorial Day. People in the US will be having cookouts and stuff.
>be black girl in Japan
>fell for the Japan is safe meme. Think it will be totally fine to hangout at night alone.
>got very drunk alone in shibuya
>some poo in loo asks me to go karaoke with him
>I agree
>He starts giving me drink after drink
>I get weak and then he rapes me
>I wake up on the floor of some mans home with little memory of the events that took place the night before
>decide to live alone in foreign country
>get shitfaced drunk
>drink even more with complete stranger not even native to the country
>get raped
>FEEL SORRY FOR MEEEEEEEEE
Nigger woman logic
>>28918613
>you will never rape a black fembot in Japan
Thanks for the shitty feels you cunt
>retarded sheep falls for the alcohol meme and experiences the consequences
top lil-lal
What are your plans for today?
I'm going to sit in bed and fantasize about a loli gf
just... just look at the piss jugs
Fantasize about jordyn jones
Fantasize about a 2d waifu, western of course. Maybe try to record some music when I wake up. Walk through the woods. That's about it
Who here /mentalillness/?
Bipolar reporting in.
depression, general anxiety, OCD checking in
my psych wants me to go to a neurologist too since I told her I get episodes of derealization where my brain feels fuzzy and it's like I'm in a dream and nothing's real. also been hearing voices at night
>Depression
>AVPD
>PTSD
>Pedophilia
I honestly just want it to stop. I want this anxiety to go away. It just keeps getting worse and I can't cope anymore, even with drugs. This was supposed to be my vacation where I went out hiking and stuff too, but I couldn't even do that...
>>28918599
>Narcissistic
>Bigorexia/body dysmorphia.
>tfw people think it means I check myself out in the mirror all day
>finally get gf
>finally get to have sex
>first time we have sex she makes me cum inside her
>afterwards she makes me suck out the cum out of her pussy and swallow my own cum
>tfw she makes me do this every time we have sex now
I thought you guys said having a gf would be great. It's not.
>>28918533
>don't want gf
>visit /r9k/
>see lots of threads about wanting gf
>suddenly want gf
>realize that gf means having to be around another person
>realize I will constantly live in panic, because social interaction is fucking scary
>realize that no one will ever want to be around me anyway
>don't want gf
>rinse and repeat
I'm glad I'm not you, OP, but if you have the social skill to get gf and get gf to fuck you, you have the social skill to tell her what you like and don't like
>>28918533
that sounds hot as fuck OP I hope she makes you have a butt plug in your ass too
>makes you
How?
Are you
>Still trying to get a gf
>have a gf
>given up
>replaced with superior waifu/tulpa
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348089
I got a girlfriend and all that happened was that I learned women are terrible.
Waifu is now laifu
Still trying. I don't want to regret going through my 20s with no gf.
>>28918462
I gave up years ago. When I retire when I turn 32 I will probably kill myself. My job is all is everything I have in life. It isn't going to get better.
Anyone else here as lonely as me? Let's chat and hang out on Skype. Add me and we can make a group chat
id: imgoingtodoit
N-not all at once everybody
Alright, I'll add you
>>28918436
>make a group chat
Don't know anon, i once tried but everyone was a fucking memespouter, no one seemed that "lonely" at all.
Is pic related true....discuss. Share your thoughts....
>>28918408
>via 9gag
first of all, fuck off. secondly, no. promiscuity and the average number of sexual partners per individual has been steadily decreasing since the 60s.
Truth. It sucks.
heh
penises look silly from a distance like thatif that's what that is, of course
