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Roll for your Disney waifu.
>>28887841
Anything but 2 please.
Jasmine GET
wow this wasn't original
>>28887841
If i just say "roll" will i be muted ?
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
It's a good thread, I like it
>>28883807
Can we finish angry birds this time?
>>28883807
>https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Sure thing OP!
>pappy found the enema cannon
Accountant found the cum windowsill
>neighbor found the discharge collector
>anon found the catalog search feature
>>28916865
I went to Burger King today and got a Crispy chicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my Car in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the Burger King's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Butger King's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to Burger king's for dinner tonight and got a Whooper combo with the chicken salad on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to my audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
Pic related this the girl that keep trying to talk to me and bothering me
>There will never be new Fatty McAutism content
>>28916593
not sure if this is b8, or if you're a rare mega autist. either try to go full Chad because she might be interested in you or resist the tempting call of the roastie and get her name and report her to her manager.
>>28916593
holy shit op, a qt girl is trying to talk to you and you keep blowing her off. like could you just stop being autistic for 10 minutes and maybe you will realize that human interaction will help ease your insufferable misery
So we all know that the human race has just been getting taller slowly as time goes on. It's just evolution.
That means that taller people are GENETICALLY SUPERIOR to manlets. We are winning through natural selection. That's right, short stuff. We are genetically BETTER than you.
Why dont we just wipe out all manlets/womanlets? All men under 5'11 and all women under 5'5 should be annihilated. That way us superior tall people, will have free reign over the land we DESERVE. pic related - it's what all manlets should do right fucking now.
>5'11
Can I live out my days in servitude at least?
>claiming genetic superiority
>be a robot
Pick one
REEEEEEEEE
We should also annihilate every hambeast, you're first in the line, OP
Hey robots
Are there any good ways to make money online?
Without any skills required, easy, robot money.
There are always rumors about people dong it but they don't seem very realistic.
Mturk if you're willing to spend several hours per day what's basically digital sweatshop work.
identity theft
there's always camwhoring anon
ITT: Faces of /r9k/
Rate others and give advice
Go!
>>28916303
No, fuck off.
These threads are cancer.
Go to soc if you want to do this shit.
So how do I L 0 0 K?
>>28916303
hipster/10
I think you've got a rather good jawline and potential if you work with your hair, try combing it.
One of the only things that makes me feel alive these days.
Thought it was meme advice but it actually does make me feel bretty gud.
Protip: move around when the water hits you, fast. You'll bitch out if you stand still probably.
>>28916254
now that it is hot normie weather I take a cool shower to chill out a bit
>>28916279
Ever go from a hot sauna session to a freezing cold shower? Literally makes you feel like a new person.
All I want to do is chill with some buds and play poker and have fun.
>mfw have no friends
>tfw chad brother goes to play poker with his friends all the time
At least you can shitpost on /r9k/
:'^)
>>28916342
>While listening to sister in room next to me fuck Chad
what a great life I have
We all live that life op
Do women really age horribly or is Tom Cruise just a rare case?
THE WALL STRIKES AGAIN
>>28916046
Men don't age well
Rich men age well
>>28916046
That woman was like 40 when the movie was made.
I love how people eat whatever shit a guy shovels. It's no wonder the ruling class has such contempt for us.
Q.T indian MILF likes black guys.
>>28916009
THIS TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
WOMEN BELONG TO ME
WHY DO THEY NOT ALL WANT ME??
THIS IS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY, DESIGNED TO DEPRIVE ME -- AS A WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MALE -- OF MY RIGHTFUL VIRGIN GIRLFRIEND
>>28916009
>black african
>tfw 3 inch dick
so glad that you posted this
What would happen if two INTP's fused>
>>28915999
Even more autism.
They'd become a big INTP.
IPNTTNPI
Have you ever been the one on the left?
>>28915712
No, I'm too attractive for fat chicks
nigga 6" shirter than me and more of a bitch
fatty probs thinks he's in her league
>>28915712
I don't know, I play college football and after games tons of girls give me their numbers and ask for mine, I get random texts asking for dates and if im actually me and want to go for coffee. I could care less though I just want to play vanilla wow servers again and finish my university degree
>>28915808
>I could care less
So you do care?also pics?
ITT: how you found your best autistic friend
>be me 15
>no friends because new school
>one day see meet an asian guy
>we draw hentai in the library
>MFW he searches up big boobs on school wifi
>and that's how i found my best friend
>>28915595
We had the same history class in middle school, but he would never speak and he used to kick me 'cause he only had one other friend and that's how they played.
He's a sweet boy and I wish the best for him.
I am the autistic best friend.
>tfw he's the attractive, charming, funny one while I am ugly, awkward, and lack any and all social skills
>>28915595
>Having a best friend
>>>/out/ normies
Why does Uldouz think nigger shit like this is funny?
I mean she's really hot but this is just painful
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFAf8RvydOV/?taken-by=uldouz&hl=en
>>28915571
Why do you people go out of your way to find things on social media to get riled up about?
Who gives a fuck
>>28915604
because it's the cancer killing society
Uncreative humor leads to uncreative worldviews which spreads to the masses and causes us to have an uneducated, indulgent, conservative culture
>>28915669
>because it's the cancer killing society
He posted to fucking r9k.
You are literally a drain on society, and less creative than the most base form of comedy out there.
