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mortal come baaaaaaaaaack
move your arse
>>28910505
god damnit
you know incorrectly quoting things trigger me
GOD DAMN the good old feels thanks OP
If you had sex, post here.
I did.
Im not full robot anymore but I keep falling into the barrier and being normie.
Im walking a fine line.
>>28910485
I've had sex with a Dutch prostitute
Where do you think you are fuccboi?
Is being a priest the best job for a NEET?
>excuse for being a virgin
>watch anime and series all day
>have a comfy room with a fireplace to cold days
>drink your chocolate milk while reading some fantasy book in a rainy day before going to sleep
>everybody loves you
>knows all the shit going around (people confessing)
The only cons are:
>touching poor people sometimes
>giving some shit ass advices
>speaking in public
I say it is fucking worth it. Just behave well and everything will work fine, eventually people will get trust on you and you will be able to invite friends and go out.
>>28910467
Seems like it'd be a lot easier to just get ordained in the Universal Life Church and do marriages instead of bothering with all that annoying shit. Plus you'd still get to stay home and watch animu/play vidya instead of having to rot in a rectory all day
>>28910467
You know priests have day jobs too, right? Offerings barely cover church maintenance.
I like girls, not boys though.
What started the normie invasion? I realize 4chan has been slowly getting more popular, but I think there might have been a spike after Elliot Rodgers. It's also around that time people started being meaner/snarkier. I mean, we always ribbed each other, but there seems to be even less sympathy for our fellow losers these days.
>>28910388
r/4chan
Original /thread
Around 2014 was when it really happened.
That was the time when "memes" broke through fully into the normiesphere. Note that pre-2014 the classic green frog was mainly referred to as "sadfrog", and post-2014 it is referred to exclusively as Pepe because that is the name that the normies latched onto (Yes, I am aware it was the original name, but it wasn't the main name for many years until recently).
There is a noticeable difference between 4chan pre-2014 and post-2014. I remember in 2013 and earlier there was a lot more original humour here, more discussions of actual worth (even if they were still typically angry and venomous). There were plenty of normies, but the normies that came were fully clued up on the site, the boards they visited, and generally blended in a lot better.
After 2014, it changed completely. All the ultra-normies who genuinely thought the whole "dank meme" and "rare pepe" thing was funny came here in droves. They're not here to discuss anything - they're only here because they think 4chan is the "weird meme site" where they can shitpost 24/7 and feel slightly edgier than the Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr kids. And then you unfortunately have a segment of older pre-2014 users who have adopted the normie culture and partake in the unfunny shitposting because they think they're being "post-ironic", perhaps without realising that it makes them even less funny and even more retarded than the actual normies.
Our only hope is that in a couple of years the "meme craze" will either die down or complete its transition into something completely alien and different to the original 4chan memes. Then this site will become disassociated from shitty normie humour, and ultra-normies will have little reason to come here. That was what happened, in my opinion between about 2010 and 2013. Normies were aware of the old /b/ memes, but during that period of time things like frogs and feels were not known outside of 4chan.
>>28910734
Do you think the meme craze will ever die down, though?
Do manlet chads exist?
sefzdvdbgf
yes. my oneitis started dating some baseball douchebag at her uni thats barely an inch taller than her and she's like 5'4'' at best
>>28910339
Vladimir Putin.
Manlet? Check.
Chad? Check.
>>28910339
the most chaddiest guy i know is like 5'6"
it's really about personality, which is harder to change than physical appearance imo (obviously you can't change height, but you can change your body/face to a certain extent, and that doesn't make up for it). this guy has power over people, he has connections and he manages to get everyone to orbit him.
This girl I was talking to screwed me over pretty bad. I wanna call her out as a pretentious whore and tell her her art is shit.
How do you control your anger robots especially when it's about women?
>>28910337
>How do you control your anger robots especially when it's about women?
Sewing their lips shut and caving their faces in with a ball peen hammer usually helps
>>28910337
I just turn it inward, hence the depression.
>>28910337
Call your mom and tell her she is a motherfucking cunt that should've been aborted or squished straight out of uterus.
Cant wait for artificial wombs.
Hey there, /r9k/,
My friend and I just released an album, he's the singer, but I control the bandcamp. We have literally no friends to listen to this music, but we both put a lot into it, so we might as well give it to some robots to enjoy, so it's free. Have a listen.
Meanwhile I'll drop some ultra-rare pepes. Feel free to save I'm burning this HDD soon.
It's a sort of psychedelic folk album. Hope you like it.
>https://brotherbarett.bandcamp.com/releases
>>28910323
Holy shit I picked a random tripcode and it has "4 teh lulz" in it. nice.
>>28910348
another rare oneoriginality post spoiler
>>28910359
rareity rariety let me postitties
>get back on okcupid
>get message from 6/10
>wants to meet
>keep making excuses to back out because I don't want her to be disappointed when she meets me
>not even established as a date just meeting as friends to get to know each other
>she finally gets tired of it and stops responding
>every goddamn time
Anyone else the only thing holding themselves back?
>>28910287
my house is a fucking irredeemable dump anyways. even when girls wanted to talk to me, i remember that my carpet is stained by vomit and bongwater and ash, the inside of my toilet is brown and gross, my shower is moldy, and there are ants in my kitchen
im not made to have a girlfriend.
No. im normal.
>keep making excuses to back out because I don't want her to be disappointed when she meets me
What's the point on trying online dating then?
She gets disappointed? Who cares, at least you've tried. You won't ever see her again and for sure she won't be telling people "what a weirdo/creep/idiot/retard that anon is"
no high test thread? what are you, faggots?
high test high test high test high test high test high test high test high test high test
That's a man.
Nice try faggot. Get headstomped by a nigger.
>>28910270
not falling for this again
> last time you went to a club
> last time you went abroad
> last time you had sex
> last time you went to a music event
> last time a girl spoke to you first
> last time you had fun
> last time you exercised
> last time you went to a club
4 months ago
> last time you went abroad
fuck, something like 6 years ago
> last time you had sex
4 years this September
> last time you went to a music event
4 years
> last time a girl spoke to you first
surprisingly, a couple of days ago
> last time you had fun
N/A
> last time you exercised
I cycle to work everyday so I guess that counts
never
never
never
months ago
days ago to buy weed
never
play basketball a lot
>>28910267
> last time you went to a club
5 years ago
> last time you went abroad
8 months ago
> last time you had sex
virgin
> last time you went to a music event
never
> last time a girl spoke to you first
2 years ago
> last time you had fun
yesterday i went to cinema
> last time you exercised
1.5 years ago
Why aren't you wearing your chastity belt right now? Your cock is useless, it should be locked up.
It's useless so it doesn't need to be locked up, it's not a danger to anyone, if anything big cocks running a muck should be locked up.
>>28910262
>Your cock is useless, it should be locked up.
Found the Lolcow mole, guys
>>28910262
Men and women with Down syndrome are useless, shall we lock them up?
I'm busy learning HTML and CSS ...
This means I'm not a NEET, right?
>>28910257
what OS is that? and what kind of desktop, gnome3?
>>28910643
Ubuntu GNOME. 16.04. I don't understand why people are angry about GDM3--it's really nice. I prefer it over Cinnamon and Light, even.
This is such an easy topic to write about I'm quite surprised no one's contributing. I just wanted some company while I study. Oh well.
Ok robots, all the women have been killed off due to a disease and only men left. How will men survive?
we could probably start artificially breeding humans from stem cells in a couple years.
Of course only first world countries would be able to do it so the world's population would be reduced to a couple million europeans and chinese/japanese
this would solve most of the world's problem's in of itself.
We could defeat whatever disease it was atleast by the end of the century and start making test tube women again.
Since the first women will have come from test tubes they'll be genetically perfect and so will the men who came from the test tubes.
There will probably be a lot of faggots until that happens. I'd probably go faggot if there was no women. But in the end you are looking at the extinction of all the inferior races. The Ideal /pol/ ethnic cleanse.
I feel like they'd start working a whole lot faster on that samesex baby project.
>>28910254
>>28910355
Are you so sure you can create an artificial womb?
Real talk r9k.
How do you deal with the crushing loneliness? I can't bear living life like this. Missed my chance of having friends in highschool, uni was fucking cold as fuck, being six years older (have been a NEET) didn't help.
Now I'm so fucking lonely, it hurts.
No other way than to make friends.
>>28910123
someday you just doesnt feel it anymore.
>>28910123
Find a hobby then find people who have interest in that hobby.
The vast majority of girls appearing in porn did only one scene, just to get money for university or whatever the reason. Most of them end up regretting it, even committing suicide because of social pressure.
Since being fucked on camera is so degrading for the reputation, why don't they just get into escorting? Great pay, self-employed and nobody is going to know, except your clients who are still unlikely to go around bragging about paying for sex.
Pic related: a very infamous case
becauze all women are whores
Why does she look unhappy?
>>28910206
That's for sure, but they could at least be smarter about that and do it secretly, instead of ruining their future life and career by fucking on camera.
Strippers and escorts are way smarter I guess
