If you have had sex and there are no pornos featuring you, then this indicates that you are ashamed of yourself (appearance or you realize that you are bad and pathetic for having sex).
If there are no pornos of you out there, then you are most likely a virgin. You are a virgin and it was not intentional. This is embarrassing.
>>28911601
pornography is jewish mind controlling degeneracy that diminishes your sex drive
>>28911601
uh alright buddy
i don't understand your train of thought here
>>28911601
>there are no pornos featuring you, then this indicates that you are ashamed of yourself
it doesn't though, that's where your logic went all retarded
Post the title of the last porn video you watched.
I'll start.
"BLOWJOB AND PREMATURE EJACULATION DURING ANAL"
Overwatch Widowmaker and Tracer Fuck
I am not proud of my decisions.
bumping for more lewd memes
"PAWG Gotta Hungry Poopshoot"
Not kidding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy
>Do you believe it works both ways?
>Do you think the unfortunate unattractive women have been brainwashed by the culture into wasting their sexual life?
>As a man, are you confident that your luck will change when you get older and increase your earning potential?
>What role does pornography play in our expectations?
>Does it speak to which sex's love is...
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>Do you believe it works both ways?
No, a rich male CEO will marry his secretary if she's pretty and loyal.
>Do you think the unfortunate unattractive women have been brainwashed by the culture into wasting their sexual life?
They have been brainwashed into believing they deserve more than they can get that's for sure. In my country even the literal landwhales think they deserve Brad Pitt.
>As a man, are you confident that your luck will change when you get...
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>>28911688
>Do you believe it works both ways?
>No, a rich male CEO will marry his secretary if she's pretty and loyal.
I guess that was unclear. I meant does either sex have an inherent advantage over the other and why.
>>28911801
Advantage in what way?
A female CEO will never marry her secretary if that's what you're asking.
Why men keep staring so much it feels so gross.
>tfw only engineering student
>tfw betas keep looking at me
Just die beta fags
Because they are fucking horny I guess. Them being beta fags isn't even the first thing thats wrong with them. I bet they have the worst fucking hygiene, and are into some nasty ass shit.
>>28911520
>be tranny
>also engineering student
>guys keep looking at me in class
>thought they were staring at me because I'm a gross freak
>guy comes up to me after class and says I'm cute
>actually cried in happiness when I got home
Why does it offend you to be wanted by others? That's a feeling so many people...
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>>28911520
>Implying there are girls on the internet
>Implying if they existed they would ever post on 4chan
>Let alone r9k
Ok, I'll bite. Post a pic with a timestamp of yourself and i'll belive you.
Do you have an alternative girl you pine after, /r9k/?
They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits.
>>28911501
>They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits.
wrooooooooooong
>>28911501
I like certain alt-girls but not the type "omg twanty one pilots111"
Chloe or Max would both be ideal gf's though.
>>28911501
>>28911501
>They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits
gave me a chuckle.
>TFW parents no longer bring up wanting grandchildren
i have a sister so im good
>tfw you want to be a father, but never will
>tfw parents had grandchildren before i was even 18
good feel
Let's do an AMA
> I'm black
> I'm not bebe
Ask me all those burning questions.
what are your thoughts on jazz music?
>>28911396
I don't listen to it desu, but it'd probably be nice during long drives.
>>28911373
Are you wearing pants ?
Can you robots please give me a rundown on molly?
Got some but need to know everything about it before taking it. Also need your opinions.
If you ever do decide to buy MDMA buy a testing kit before you take it
http://www.rollsafe.org/
everything you need to know.
>>28911597
thanks man
>>28911450
Yeah I'm hearing stories about how a lot of "mdma" that's being sold out there isn't pure and is usually laced with something else like caffeine
>be 13
>get a girl to show me her titties
>ask if i can kiss them
>she says yes
>literally smooch her on the nipple
I don't have time for these normie shit stories.
>>28911302
What are you busy with these days friend?
>>28911334
Being a loser robot :^)
>Be me, raped by the 2008 recession
>Mid 20s, living with parents on and off
>No friends but coworkers mostly look up to me
>Play hilarious joke on coworker today. He laughs. We fistbump
>Supervisor hears, thinks it's hilarious
>I go back to my office and sit alone for the rest of my shift trying to pass the time and think of more pranks
>Retarded monkey...
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>>28911277
Welcome to existential crisis anon.
>Overwhelmed with sense of boredom.
Well I mean from what I read your life seems incredibly boring and devoid of any intellectual stimulations. You just work a gay alienating job where you just "breathe" without producing anything of your own. Neither you study at uni interesting stuff that challenges your mind.
Oh, and fucking gets boring after a while too. It's just some spasm with a liquid release.
>Don't get to play minecraft. Have to assemble furniture from ikea and paint new bedroom
>am extremely proud of new couch
>spent literally years traveling the US and living on air mattresses eating shitty food so I could do something more than retail
>Bang on new couch, feel good about life again
>GF leaves again, more work.
>Want to play minecraft but realize I haven't had a meaningful...
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>>28911277
>gf
Out, normie faggot.
>25 C right now
>its only going to get hotter
>have to deal with this ungodly heat for another 3 months
what the fuck is this
was summer always this awful?
>>28911273
where the fuck are you from,you whinning bitch?try living in a medittereanean country in the summer,see what happens.30 C even at night,at least sometines where i live
>>28911273
I bear 45C every day mate
>Australian
>Getting comfy for the winter after that hellish 10 months we called spring, summer and autumn
>brother and his gf clean my room
>they most likely found my cum shirt
I'm just going to pretend it never happened
>>28911260
>brother and his gf found the cum shirt
>girl actually touched my cum
>>28911260
Okay, will you please explain to me why you have a "cum shirt"? I see these kinds of stories all the time, and it's so fucking gross. You have access to paper towels and toilet paper, which you can use, then throw away/flush down the toilet, yet you choose to jizz on your fucking clothes? Why?
>>28911859
not OP, but I use cum textiles because then it creates less garbage. You juse a sock a few times then launder it and then there's no evidence
Who /space/ here?
I love listening to spaced out ambient music while reading up on space and looking at beautiful pictures of space.
Fuck, space is so fascinating and amazing it just makes me forget about my problems.
Could this be my autistic obsession?
>>28911163
I'm the same way, space is incredibly fascinating to me
>>28911163
Ksp is the only game I've played for the last two years, aside from that, I spend my free time reading about the history of space exploration and how rockets work, this IS my autistic obsession
>>28911163
>Could this be my autistic obsession?
Nothing wrong with that. It's a good obsession. I often chide myself for not bringing my mind around to the reality of space, it's enormity, and our place in it.
Keeping the apartment in order and cooking basic meals is like 5 times easier (and inifinitely less stressful) than keeping a job or getting a useful education, yet roasties treat it like the greatest possible sacrifice and indignity
Preach it OP.
>tfw single and bachelor and have to cook, clean, maintain a 2 bedroom house and work 50 hours a week
Fucking roasties wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
>>28911155
>Cook and clean
This isn't the 1950s anymore. It's not my job
>Education
Flunks out freshman year for psychology major
>Job
Nobody respects me. I can't get a promotion without being a man.
>Trophy
Doesn't take care of her body and watches tv all day
>>28911234
I was at a house party recently (inb4 Chad) and this moderately attractive roastie says that she just had to talk to someone, because shes been alone for three hours
THREE HOURS
While Ive spent a weekend alone, only going out to buy groceries. Their world is so different from ours, many people cant even imagine.
>tfw when no qt trap boy/girl/whatever friend to cuddle and fuck and rub dicks with and watch animu
>>28911078
/lgbt/ get out REEEEEEEEE
I want a trap gf but no one likesniggers
>>28911078
Daily reminder about who makes these threads