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http://www.refinery29.com/disabled-tinder

Would you date this woman, robots?
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No. Not because of the legs, because I don't like her face.
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>>28908136
>putting something with wheels like that in the sand
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>>28908136
No. Not because of the wheelchair, but because she's clearly a cunt.

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There are people here who unironically believe that humans are trash.
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I don't know about all humans but animefags are definitely trash.
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We know for a fact you are trash.
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They're not trash, they're wasted potential. I do think there is an intellectual ceiling we tend to reach that keeps us from accepting our mortality and inferiority, because we are hardwired to be arrogant shit flinging apes, we'll never accept that it's our destiny to create AI that can not only be capable of storing/accessing our knowledge more efficiently, but also so it can consciously expand upon its own form. Life, which depends on base instincts, has reached it's limit, we are afraid of death and don't want to admit we can make something better than ourselves if we really put our minds to it and stop working for trinkets to feed our shitty kids.

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How can NEET earn money for living? Let's assume that:
- he lives in first-world country, in city(population is more than 1000000 people), in a apartment with living room and bedroom;
- he doesn't need a lot of food;
- he doesn't want to go out unless he's dying or in desperate need of something.
Somehow hikkikomori in Japan are surviving, being completely shunned from society.
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>Somehow hikkikomori in Japan are surviving
Parents pay for them, just like in the west.
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>>28908055
And without it? Can you do something other than freelancing to live?
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>>28908084
Get diagnosed with something.

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lmao, check it out guys, some 14 year old slut is getting railed by her 21 year old """friend""", and the redditcuck is posting about how she's so lost.

Serves him right for letting her grow up in a "non judgemental, feminist" environment, probably

https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/4llg3w/my_14_year_old_sister_has_been_missing_for_over/

pic related, that roastie who's probably losing both her v-cards to some chad
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>>28907996
I bet that fat slut probably drinks and gives head, I'm kinda upset at the subversion by the kikes, but at least some roastie will get her's
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>>28907996
>some 14 year old slut is getting railed by her 21 year old "friend"

Not even going to click that because then i would be literally going on Reddit.
But anyway, what's wrong with a 14 year old having sex? Perfectly legal where I live.
t. German
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Read the link. Says nothing about her meeting a friend. Just that she's lost

When did you fall out of the alcohol meme and stopped drinking?
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Dude, a cold beer on a hot day is heaven. I cannot give that up.
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19-20, I guess.
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>>28907986
Apart from the occasional glass of wine during a meal I was never falling for this "let's drink poison" meme.

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what does /r9k/ think of my dream gf?
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looks like my flip wife

good taste senpai
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>>28907902
>via 9gag.com
Also if you're white then kys
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if you have a son with her, he will be the next Elliot Rodgers
don't make more hapas, they are disgusting, evil creatures

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I-it's all a meme r-right?

People aren't actually unironically wanting Trump to become president right?
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>>28907886
It doesn't matter what you or anyone else wants. He will be president.
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>>28907886
>wanting Trump to be president

Do you think we have a choice?
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>>28907886
>wanting hillary instead

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Anyone else schizoid?
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>>28907878
yes

this is a very original comment and I am offended by this discrimination against my creativity by the robot
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Anyone else schizophrenic?
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>>28908506
Tell me about your hallucination/symptoms anon

Schizo stories always welcome

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>tfw drunk
>thinking about her
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>tfw drunk

stfu newfag
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>>28907789
>her

Gay.
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>>28907789
>>thinking about her
You know she's getting fucked in the ass by Tyrone and his friends as I'm writing this, right?

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Face, big cock and height alone aren't enough to qualify as Chad.

If you don't have >9 inch wrists, a large head (a small head is feminine) and big hands (small hands are beta, look how it rattled Trump) you'll never be Chad, just a high grade beta.
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>>28907773
those wrists look about 7". maybe slightly above average. he looks huge because he's on some vitamin T and other anabolics
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>>28907773
Kind of happy this sick civilization will be destroyed
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>no one cares about wrist
>large head is ugly
>big hands w/e
Sounds like you're a ugly, short smalled dick dude using his irrelevant qualities to pretend he's "alpha"

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Did anyone fall for the trade skill meme? How has it worked out for you?
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I wouldn't really consider it a meme. You can carve out a decent living for yourself practicing a trade. I'm a welder apprentice. I only make 12 bucks an hour, but when I'm put on full time I'll get bumped up to 15-16. Far better than retail, and not talking to customers already makes it a 10/10 gig
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>>28907816
I'm also in metal fabrication.

Started welding 5 years ago, obtained several certifications, and worked my way up to fitter. Within the next 5 years I definitely see myself as a quality control inspector.

The money was shit in the beginning but now I'm at $19.50/hr which is a pretty livable wage.

OP is wrong. Trades aren't a meme. You just have to take it seriously and put in years of hard work.
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>>28907767
Is the husband being shut into a cupboard or shut out of his apartment?

NEETs and fatties give me one good reason you aren't vegan yet

vegan tendies exist and are delicious
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>>28907751
>Parents are pretty much the opposite of vegetarian, no sort of personal income to supplement diet and grooming products with vegan alternatives
>tfw a lacto diet with strict omission of honey and beeswax is the most comfortable compromise worked out between parents and myself in my fifteen years of vegetarianism
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>vegan tendies
You mean vegetables?
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>>28907751
I love meat but I'm cutting back on it
Trying to lose weight
Today I had spinach, corn, and pistachios
Going to have more spinach for dinner and maybe brown rice

Give diet tips pls?

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>be me in vacation
>staying by myself on the balcony
>girl approaches me and starts asking me about random stuff,desu
>first impulse is to sperg out but i stay anyways
>we start talking
>not very good at keeping a conversation going as i don't know what to ask but she compensates for that
>it doesn't even feel awkward anymore and i start to enjoy it
>she tells me she is a gamer and the conversation is heading to that direction
>after a while she leaves with her friends


This is the first time a girl gives me attention.
feelsgoodman
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>>28907722
>she leaves
>you didn't take the initiative
I'm sorry anon, but we are not suited to make it
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I know that feel friend. Even though it didn't go anywhere, it sill feels nice to have a girl want to, and enjoy talking to you.
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>>28907722 (OP)
Good for you anon!

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come shoot the shit, talk about your feelings, etc
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>>28907705
noice thread m8
best discord group on the block
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one of us
one of us
one of us

He's one of us
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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP edition

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>Pale baby gorilla falls into Gorilla Pit
>Try to Nurse pale gorilla back to health
>get shot instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1z9AqPkD6M
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simpsons did it first
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>>28907689
>"mommy loves you"
kek'd
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This is why some people shouldn't be able to have kids.

The silverback gorilla is an ENDANGERED species. Humans on the other hand are 7-billion and counting (way too fucking many). A rare animal had to die because some dumb fuck parents couldn't keep an eye on their fucking spawn. If you ask me, they should have let the kid get bashed in by the ape, maybe next time the parents decided to have kids they'd be more attentive to where the fuck their kids are running off too.

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