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>someone knocks at door
>rush upstairs to safety but think they may have seen me through window when I was downstairs
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>>28902798
>not writing "I wouldn't open the door even if I was home" on a post it note and leaving it on the door
uninvited people are not welcome on my mums property
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>>28902798
>was told that someday this week there will be some repairs done in my apartment
>they said the plumbers have the master key so i don't need to open the door for them
>paranoia intesifies
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>found out my door bell is broken
makes no difference

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>tfw can't tell if inherently lazy or have no motivation due to being shit on my entire life
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>>28902776

Now there's a feel I can relate to
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Start drinking coffe or tea and get a hobby

Also leave the goddamn computer
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Either way it's just the product of a bunch of chemicals and energy in your brain and the rest of your nervous system.

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Have you ever thinked of it?
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Rape

non-original comment apparently
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>>28902763

Suicide, and I know this won't be original.
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woah.... really makes you think...

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Tiger vs lion! Who wins? I'm backing the tiger on this one! Thoughts robots?
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Lion... the tiger is nearly extinct
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>>28902760
Tigers are bigger but lions live to fight
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Tiger. I'm going to have to google this one. Single lion vs Single tiger just don't sound like good odds for a lion they're pack animals. A tiger is a solo killer.

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Is MGTOW the start of the beta uprising?
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MGTOW is sour grapes: the movement

Women don't care if you go your own way. They don't care about you because they only care about Chad.
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MGTOW is an alt-right diversion which blames women for the work of the merchants
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>That's right good goyim don't reproduce.
>Leave the girls to Tyrone.
>More money to spend on yourself

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Any skinny robots here ?
I eat like a fucking normal person but I still look like a child.
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>>28902750
>I eat like a fucking normal person
how many calories?
or do you only think it feels like the amount a normal person eats?
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Skelington reporting in

I've got a tiny appetite, how can I change that ?
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>>28902771
I don't know I don't really count.

My mom says I'm spending a lot on food

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Anyone have experience in relationships with someone that has bpd?
I'm dating one atm (only second date) and am unsure if I should keep it going, pretty desperate myself so I don't have any options, it's this or nothing.
Pic related has it but the girl I'm seeing isn't into 4chan.
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>>28902729
>Anyone have experience in relationships with someone that has bpd?

Yes. My advice, don't.
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>>28902729

Enjoy hell.
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>>28902729

Don't. Extreeeeeeeemely bad idea.

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Good morning robots how are you today ?
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>>28902695
Good morning m8
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>>28902714
Good morning how was your night ? I played resident evil on 2DS, browsed some 4chan and jerked off to hard core BDMS
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>>28902695
Good night, robots.

It's 1am in my country, time for nappy naps.

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Introspection thread
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It's time we settled this once and for all.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10341387
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>>28903078
>feel
confirmed
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>>28903078
>anything but frog master race

wew lad

I just woke up but I'm craving some taco bell. What should I get from there?

Budget is $9
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Cheesy gordita crunch my good man
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New 5 dollar cravings box is a solid choice. That and a beefy crunch has been my order lately. It's about 6.50
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>3 beef soft tacos
>fresco shredded chicken burrito
>Mexican pizza

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>mfw I got high and drunk with a bunch of normies last night and I'm literally autistic

You guys LITERALLY, ABSOLUTELY do not have an excuse.
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i did that too, but guess what
you still have no gf
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I did that every single night in college, it doesn't mean shit, I still never got laid

>tfw haven't had a (You) in 6 hours
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>>28902421
Here's your fix little guy :3
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>>28902421
Me neither here's a (you) family
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tough luck kid :^)

Is there a site like 4chan that is a little less depressing. R9k drains all my energy but i can't leave the memes are too dank.
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Go to 9gag you stupid faggot. Don't let the door hit you on the ass.
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>>28902393
www.reddit.org
you're welcome
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>>28902393
https://8ch net

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>20 year old virgin femanon
>finally get a bf afew weeks ago
>we have sex on friday night
>his dick is barely even 6 inches
What the fuck do I do girls?
I dont want to hurt his feelings he is a sweet guy, but me being sexually fufilled is an important part of the relationship, and if I stay with him I will have to cheat to be satisfied
Would male robots rather have no gf or be poly? Any tips for how to bring this up with him??
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just dump that loser

6inches isnt even considered a man
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girl here desu

lol 6 inches is pathetic. dump him
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The problem with poly relationships is that he'll feel left out when you're getting screwed every night and he's at home jerking off. So get one of your hung gay friends to rape him.

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Does anyone else watch pewdiepie unironicly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7w6Sak1pQ
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bump for pewds
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Yeah, 20 and I can still watch him and enjoy a lot of what he uploads. Tend to skip vidya vidya, though.
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I watch him post-ironically.

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