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Hey r9k I just got blocked on okcupid because of a simple misunderstanding, they thought I was being sarcastic while I was being serious. Why do I care so much about this? I know I should move on but it really is bothering me that she blocked my all because of a misunderstanding. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>28898336
>What the fuck is wrong with me?
The fact that you were on OKCupid trying to bag Stacies in the first placekek
post the conversation so that we can see it and understand
>>28898378
I deleted it but I it was pretty much:
me: "you should change your six things to food and water blahblahblah"
them: "oh shit your right lol"
me: "lets roll with that. of course im right, ive never been more right etc"
them: " are you being sarcastic?"
me: "yah i am, shouldi i stop being sarcastic?"
them: " why are you so angry at me?"
them: "you know nvm i dont care, im just going to block you."
It's my last day of NEETdom and I have weed to celebrate what should I watch/do/listen to tonight to celebrate?
pls respond domo arigato mr roboto
>>28898297
Kill yourself normie druggie scum
>>28898297
Black sabbath-neon lights, you are wellcome
i'm taking care of my parent's dog and during a peaceful stroll on the boardwalk of the extremely polluted lake by my house she jumped in the damn water is she going to die? help
Just put an ice pack on her and she'll be fine
>>28898234
give her a bath silly
>tfw no wan wan to take for walks on the boardwalk and jump into polluted lakes with
Do you still think about her?
I never knew her or met her. I'm not sure if I should feel happy that I'll never have to feel that pain or depressed that I've never fallen in love.
>tfw I'll never understand this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUOtH8feoI
>first and only ever gf broke up with me two years ago
>we loved each other but I was a worthless drug addict
>cant feel anything but physical attraction for girls ever since
>she got engaged to a Chad with a degree on Monday
Feels bad man
I missed her, got back together with her, then it was shit and never the same. Good fucking job, Dick. We did it again.
/r9k/ what do you think of this girl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n_cEz-IFBw
look at the comments, everyone says they only there for tits and she is unironnicaly like ":D"
what can cause a woman to be this much of a Shameless whore?
>>28898137
>what can cause a woman to be this much of a Shameless whore?
But you repeat yourself
>making guys happy
>Wow what a whore, what a bad person!!1!1!
Fuck off you slut-shaming permavirgin, seriously why are all you guys such bitter rejects
why do they always have to whisper in these fucking videos? Whay can't they talk normally?
ITT: Post one posivite thing about you.
I'm not gay.
I have good reflexes.
Original Seal.
>>28898132
>tfw this is taking a very long time to think about
>>28898132
I'm breddy smart.
When was the last time you cried?
Friday for me.
Genuine crying? Probably when I was 12 or 13. I don't think I am capable of crying now. My tear ducts are all dried up.
Last night, when I went to bed and remembered I don't have a husky.
>>28898118
I think I may have cried watching Million Dollar Baby a couple of weeks ago desu, can't remember. Other than that, must have been years ago.
Had a good feel today, boys.
>be 21 male
>at a food stand waiting for my order
>group of high school girls also waiting for their order
>they're all chatting with each other
>one of them catches eyes with me for a second
>i look her dead in the eyes and do a slight grin
>she instantly turns away but she does that awkward teen virgin smile thing
high school girls make me feel like chad
>awkward teen virgin smile thing
what does that even mean?
>>28898345
Hard to explain, but it feels good when you make a girl do it.
>>28898083
Wow dude you made eye contact with someone woah wow damn
>nerds/shut-ins are fat
Is this true, in your case?
Pic related, it's me.
>>28898056
I am 5'9", 165 lbs, don't know what I'd be considered. I like to think I'm not fat.
It's between two extremes, you're either a fatass or a skeleton, I'm a skelly
Nerds/shutins are either extremely overweight with zero muscle, or extremely underweight with zero muscle.
I would be an outlier. I've been shut-in since 2004 (dropped out of school), but I've also been lifting for 12 years now. I also make sure to see daylight everyday, so I look like a super-normie on the outside.
General topics:
> Funposting, Feelposting, Shitposting.
> Yandere Stories and Q&A.
> Relationship advice by Dr. Feel.
Additional Resources:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community site FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
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> IRC channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> Friendly connection tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
> Spinoff channels: #yangen, #yandere, #yan - all on rizon like the above.
> Steam Group, Skype group
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> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
> Dating / Community site: http://yandere.org/
>>28898004
>Using stock photo for OP instead of Yuno
>>28898032
Wanted something different
>>>/d/
generals fuck off
The older I get, the more it seems that life basically ends around age 22.
Anyone follow me?
>>28897982
It doesn't end there, but it's basically where the curve of "probability of getting life back on track" peaks and starts to go back down.
>>28897982
What are you talking about? Life is a meme, it never began and it will never happen. When you're a kid people tell you real life comes later, and when you're an adult you reminisce about being a kid. It's the only way we tolerate life being shit; we pretend the other times are better.
>>28898071
22 is the last age where your age opens doors, rather than closes them.
It is the last age you can socially get away with stupid shit like tripping acid in public.
It is the last age at which you can date a perfect young 18 year old chick and not be seen as the creepy older guy taking advantage of her naivety.
For most normalfags, it's the end of college, after this age they will never again be so surrounded by people of the same age and similar interests, and they will never again have the overall opportunities to make friends and social connections as everyone becomes focused on their careers and relationships.n
If you're going to experience the greatest highs in life, you'll either need to have achieved them then, or be well on the path. Serious artists or athletes, future nobel prize winning scientists, they will have laid the groundwork for their achievements at this point. They'll build on this and do their greatest work in their mid-20s. Someone who starts out later will most likely never be able to compete, or at least have a markedly short career.
You faggots jelly of my lizard? What else?
>>28897971
do you put peepee in lizard mouth
That is a pretty cool lizard
>>28897979
no, it's not as small as yours, I wouldn't be able to fit it.
Post pictures of them
I'd buy him a top hat
This wan wan, he shakes hands funny
this handsome feller
Can a robot ever get big on YouTube?
no, you need charisma for that.
and we robots don't have such atribute.
Lying Figure, where you at, my nigga?
>>28897939
HowToBasic was a success. If you find the right niche you possibly could be.
Who here was a great fucking actor during high school? No one knew I was depressed. I masked every problem I had in a layer of irony so no one took them seriously And I fucking hated it as it slowly tore me apart to bottle up everything. My parents never knew, my friends never knew and I would never tell them. I had dug myself in too much of a pit to tell them any true feelings is I had. How about you guys?
>>28897938
No one knew I hung myself and when I came to I was in the er. Wore turtlenecks for a while
>>28897938
>high school
>not your whole life
I only converse with people who listen to Merzbow
