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For real tho, would you fuck yourself if you could?
is that trent reznor
122640000000000 hours in ms paint
oreganaldo peaz
>>28902264
Probably
ZE COMMENT IZ ORIGINALE
>mfw I'm naturally likeable and get along well with pretty much everyone I meet
It's a pretty good feel, to be honest.
>>28902122
>tfw when I'm pretty suave, kind and intrigueing
>but seemingly having trouble making the few relationships I see valuable, last
>>28902122
>tfw naturally likeable at the beginning
>after a while get very confrontational and dickhead-ish
>but if you become a trusted friend, i become chill again and i'll go out of my way if you need anything
who /good-bad-good/ here?
Ha ha, wait until a year or so. In some time, not too much time, you will become as lonely as most of us.
Why do you faggots respond to threads that are clearly made by roasties/failed normies?
>>28902088
I have nothing else to do, and the pain and suffering it brings me is soothing.
>>28902097
That's fucking pathetic. You're giving people who are literally worse than scum satisfaction.
>>28902115
Yeah, I'm a robot, I'm pretty pathetic and only exist to make normies feel better about themselves. It's my place in the world.
Hey anon! Do you wanna play doctor?
>>28902034
Yup. I'll be the Doctor.
Now go sit in the waiting room for an hour and fill out a bunch of paperwork and then you can see my PA for 5 minutes.
That'll be $200, thanks.
Fuck, I forgot the name of the show this girl was from, but I saw a pilot of it a year ago and it looked so cliche and shitty.
I think the white haired boy was the main character.
>>28902079
B-but I have muh insurance
Why is existence so unbearable?
Existence is pretty comfy, I don't know what you're talking about.
>>28902094
Maybe for you. I feel like I should not have born.
Because the chemicals and energy in your brain aren't swirling around in such a way that somehow creates the good feels.
The way they're swirling gives you bad feels.
Just saw this on normiebook is this true?
>>28902000
i don't care, everyone needs to fuck off with this "shaming" every time they get their fee fees hurt, this includes women and it includes the fags here. women and men used to have testicles.
if i had to make a retort to every insensible thing that females said
Most of the things she listed can be fixed easily. Meanwhile its acceptable to shame men about being short, having a small dick, having acne, having an ugly face and being bald
For people who have run out of faps, Talk about your fetish and why it's the fucking shit.
>>28901993
Is your fetish hands that look kind of like feet?
Male humiliation fetish
Though I haven't gotten a boner from it in a while so maybe not anymore
Women casually stepping on food bare foot as they walk by.
>at work
>have hot manager
>qt 3.14 11/10 nice tits
>pic related kinda looks like her
>usually talks to me about work, sometimes about her life
>2 months ago rubbed my tummy when I was getting lunch and said I must be hungry
>earlier today slapped my left ass cheek while walking together
>came in while I'm writing this and tried to take my phone which was on my lap
Wat do?
Have sexual relations with her.
She thinks you're a low life so she will play and tease you . Then go home and make fun of you
If workplace relationships are fine, ask if she'd like to get lunch some time.
If workplace relationships are not fine, go to HR and try to get some dosh.
Does anyone else have a pet peeve when people talk like evolution had an intention or motive, and a lot of the time along with that they seem to think natural selection only culls the weak?
I just don't understand the mentality. Are they uneducated and assuming these things happen for the best? Edgelords that can't quite grasp what they're trying to grip?
>>28901960
People still think we come from monkeys and that at any time if evolution is to be believed a chimp can start quoting Shakespeare.
There's a lot of misconception on what evolution actually is and how it works.
>>28901960
What the fuck are you talking about?
Organisms that fail evolutionarily are weak by definition. Weakness is *defined* as failing to propagate your traits.
(For that particular sense of weakness ofc, muscular/physical strength/force is irrelevant.)
>>28902015
I dunno man, a lot of animals evolve useless shit. Dodos had no real defenses and they'd be considered very weak in the animal kingdom.
I seriously hope we can all agree with this.
you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of rape
like supposedly always raping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
no
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
yes
do we want bunnies any less because of their rape habits?
no
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa
>>28901839
TORTOISES FUCK MORE THAN RABITS AND NOBODY KNOWS
>>28901839
People don't mind promiscuity. Females are mad because people refuse to have to do with promiscuous women because it comes with a shitty, shallow, irresponsible personality. That's why they try to drown this out by their 'there's nothing wrong with being slutty in itself'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKW76gljNxA
This just melts my heart
Thank god I don't lead a plastic life where I only do things in life to get likes on the internet.
i think you missed a few boards to post this on
This is just so adorable
Truth thread
Ask anything
Leave one answer and ask one question
Start question:
What are your sickest and healthiest habits?
>>28901836
Sickest habit:
Visiting this board each day
Healthiest:
Not being fat
Question:
Why are you still alive?
>>28901836
I don't wipe
I eat salad
When was the last time you went outside?
"Uncle anon look at this pretty snake!"
Watdo
Grab the snake and bite it's head off.
>>28901781
kick her in the cunt for wearing black crocs with a purple dress
Corn snakes are pretty cute desu
Im going to kill myself within the next 72 hours. How should I go r9k?
>>28901761
any way you do it is going to end in you being forgotten. Just live man, shit aint so bad.
>>28901761
Inject yourself with so many drugs your brain fries before your heart
The hours after death are painful.
>>28901785
What do you define as "so bad" then? What limit?
She goes to Indiana so
Btw, does anyone out there have the PS4 version of Overwatch and interested in joining a team? We need at least two more guys for a full team.
Tbh overwatch is probably the most fun game I've played in awhile.
Can't play overwatch because my brother gave my only controller to his gf's son, I am not kidding
>>28902742
>That's not important
Smooth. Where do you work?
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