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Good morning, wagecuck.
Did you have a good time sleeping in? Feels good to get some actual rest. It's why NEETs are superior. We get all the rest we want so we can be extremely productive in our pursuits.
>>28901676
these threads always play out the same man, dont you get bored
>>28901676
You need that much rest to begin with because you are literally retarded.
>>28901695
every your sort of reply is always there, its sad really
>tfw low self esteem
>>28901604
LoI loser
>>28901613
Back the fuck off m8
>>28901617
Calm down spaz
>that one autist on campus who walks like a virgin
WHAT IS THE VIRGIN WALK?
original
>>28901561
Chicken neck posture
Hands in pockets
Head down
Quick pace
>>28901600
oh shit asdf
Why haven't you watched this movie yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGIQZ62F1s
>>28901494
Why should l?
>>28901494
Yes, It reminds me of what would happen if I somehow got a job and met someone.
>>28901516
Because it's beautiful
What is your most embarassing experience?
>calling my teacher mom
Ok this is a long one so sit back, relax and get comfy. when I was 17 I used to watch a lot of porn, every second out of my parents sight I would watch porn. At school we had to graduate a test by doing a presentation which was a website. I stand up there and I connect my computer to the smart tv. (keep in mind 5 teachers and my whole year level is watching) our web link was called porsel and the girl who wrote it was incredibly slow. and everyone sees it. Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,Porn,
>was at party with gf
>i high as fuck
>start playing with her ass
>i recieved slap from behind
>i was touching someone else
>her boyfriend Chad came and kicked me out
>my gf left me
>my friends makes fun of me
>Fantasising over teacher being a qt femdom bully
>Fantasising about her bossing me around and me saying yes mistress
>Teacher says my name to get my attention
>Reply with "yes mistress" instead of "yes miss"
I still have nightmares
>tfw you post in that kid threads
>tfw you're really in high school and just post what you act like
>tfw they never know
Are robots this easy?
>OP never even experienced a world before 9/11
>>28901436
MODS! underage poster detected!
>tfw you make that kid threads to further expand the hivemind that I have created on r9k
Does anyone else get the urge to scream due to the sheer horrific nature of life?
>>28901348
yes
origigi
>>28901348
not really, I want answers more than anything when faced with it
Calamity
Despair in the night
Tranquility
At the end of the fight
There's gotta be light for darkness to appear
There's gotta be a night for a day to come
There's gotta be pain for health to bear
There's gotta be a way that'll lead you home
All is nothing
Nothing is all
Forget about your wounds for they'll ever be bleeding
May your own light shine upon the soil
Srsly man it's time to focus on the light rather the shadows it cast upon this world
I think this might be the worst feeling in the world
>>28901257
What feeling?
>>28901257
oh god. i hate it.
even if its the weekend, i know im not getting up for work on monday with reasonable amount of rest
>>28901257
wagecuck thread #1
>weeah it's sunday
Is anyone working of getting Elliot's death certificate?
>>28901254
why the fuck do you freaks want this shit
I got it already, desu. Gonna frame it soon
>>28901339
death certificate?
Come on /r9k/!
Pee blue for Bernie Sanders!
Drink a little of Methylene blue and you can pee blue for Bernie
Make sure you have clear pee before you do this
Because if your piss is yellow the Methylene blue will turn it green instead.
What does the correct president have to do with it?
How is having blue piss conducive to the election of your preferred candidate?
>>28901228
>drink some fish chemiclas
>die
yeah, thanks OP
>being a dicklet is a million times worse than being a manlet
FACT
if your dick is smaller than someones, you're literally less of a man than they are.
dick size is based upon how much test you receive in the womb and during puberty. if you have a small dick you should just stop this whole "life" thing
>tfw you're both a dicklet and a manlet
5 inches and 5'11.
Hold me.
>>28901245
ew i wouldnt even go near you, creep
>5'10"
>7.75" dong
Feels good. You know they say women would rather have an average looking guy with a big cock than a hot guy with a small one.
All I want to be is a simple man with a simple life. I go to work in my quaint village by day and spend time with my family or read by night.
Why is this not allowed?
>>28901161
Because humans compete with each other for resources, which makes most peoples lives shitty, except for the winners: they become the Chads and Staceys.
>>28901161
>Why is this not allowed?
It is though, you're just too dumb to do it. Get back to watching streams, bro
>>28901161
MOVE TO A SMALL TOWN
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preferably on the coast tbqh
Who /plain inexpensive clothes/ here?
If you wear shitty clothes which have their prices inflated tenfold because *brand name*, you're a moron.
If you pay for the privilege of advertising a brand with their logo all over an item of clothing, you're even more of a moron.
Tailored or /plain inexpensive/ is the only way to go.
>>28901151
I wear expensive clothes because I can't find decent sized clothes in my manlet country so I have to get them hand made.
The worst is that I even find sometimes clothing for fatass, but nothing for long legged anons.
who /chinesecounterfeit/ here?
>size XL
>tfw we'll never get another 9/11
>>28901138
>peanut untouchable
kek
>tfw we've had several passenger planes go down in the past few years
>>28901138
think again, op
>"Anon, why so quiet? Cat got your tongue? haha your not scared to talk to girls are you?? "
dumb bitch do i look like a fucking chad? fuck yourself
>>28901101
b-b-but that's b-because I h-have s-severe autism
>>28901101
I don't talk much because I alienate people whenever I do.
