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Do women with small tits feel the same as guy with small dics? I mean it must feel more shit since everyone knows it
Probably worse. although they have the ough that a lot of guys enjoy small tits aswell.
dont know about any women who unironically enjoy micropenis'
>>28900563
No, they don't. If anything they feel better, despite men's (perceived) need to possess a big dingus to please a woman, bigger breasts don't have a direct link to more pleasure for the male.
Also, big breasts are incredibly heavy and make you unathletic. Most normal non-lustful women who wish to be taken seriously get breast reduction surgery nowadays.
>>28900610
>Chestlet detected
People with 12 year old boy bodies are too young to be posting on 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU
josh hommes voice is the best
https://youtu.be/bjPqsDU0j2I
I actually hate sunny days
>>28900827
>tfw forever sunny here
It rains but only at night and I'm extremely busy when it rain in day time for almost one yearsave me from this hell
>that was before we got married, anon! why should I have told you? so what if I sold my pussy and the whole world can see? I'm a good girl now, I don't get why you're reacting like this!
>spitting the cum out onto her tits
noice
Women are silly looking.
>i'm so glad you could forget my past and forgive my sins, anon! you wanna do what? Oh no I'm not that kind of sexual girl anymore, I was just experimenting
>tfw i don't even have a sob story, i'm literally just a lazy piece of shit
>>28900367
Feel you dude
It'll be alright
>>28900367
Same
I'm also to scared of failure to try things but I'm mostly just a lazy dude
>>28900459
but failure is the fun part
that's when learning happens
You are the pawns.
/r9k/ is the chess board.
And I pull the strings.
yo, being hella brash is the swag brah
Sup stringpuller-sama, can u gib me a gf plz? 6/10 and up only thanks
>>28900357
>Tfw you are nothing but a game to him
Hijak-sama...
You have 2 choices
>Turn into a 10/10 qt grill
>Get a 10/10 qt gf
Here's the catch
Those who choose to become girls will be matched with the anons who chose a gf based on compatibility. If the relationship fails then everyone will be returned to normal, so no trying to cuck the robots.
Which do you choose /r9k/?
>>28900347
seems like both cases would lose here
How would I be matched with my neet bf?
>>28900347
Damn this is really hard. I choose the first option. Give me my robot bf.
>playing retail wow
>watching old warcraft movies like noggaholic
ah the nostalgia
>>28900333
nice trips, Vol'jin
>playing retail wow
why would anyone do this after 2009?
>>28900375
Pandaria is really comfy, I love going there just to fish or farm and listen to the music.
>tfw you'll never experience renaissaince era cuckolding
r9k in the left
>>28900327
Me on the right tho
>>28901433
>/r9k/
funny way of saying /pol/
How many times have you fapped to boku no pico? I'm up to 10. I hardly ever make it past the car scene.
>>28900306
I wanted to torrent it but only found parts of it on porn sites. I wanted to see why everyone was trolling about it and ended up popping a huge boner and fapping to it. I already was fapping to trap and shemale porn aside from the usual stuff though but i was still surprised.
>>28900306
>Want to watch Boku no Pico.
>Already had my weekly fap.
It's more genuine interest than lust at this point.
>>28901471
>Weekly fap
Low T anon?
Just shaved my dick and balls for the first time, holy fuck it feels nice to be this smooth :3
Too bad nobody else is gonna feel how smooth it is you fucking VIRGIN
>>28900294
Enjoy the insane itchiness when the hair starts growing back.
>>28900294
wait until you have stubble faggot
that shit is NOT fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2js063a1Suk
She doesn't realize I would fuck her, and I am 8/10 guy
Only requirement is that she is not fat.
>>28900379
Fucking hell man get some standards you fucktard
>>28900449
The fuck are you talking about? She is not bad at all.
Blue eyes, blonde hair, slim body. If she wanted she could actually be 7/10 with little maintance .
>people with bodies like this are posting on your board RIGHT NOW
how does this make you feel robots?
>>28900275
he's skinny
I don't believe youtimestamp on balls or gtfo
>>28900275
Not very different tbqhwy
find a vlaw
>>28900220
>No peni-
oh
>>28900244
we could use a few lewdluccos in here desu
>>28900220
Everything to do with it. Dont know how you degenerate fucks like that.
>too wide hips
>fucked up chest, pic related
>outward ribs
>weird knees
>bald while rest of body hairy as fuck
>rest of body is average at best
22 year old failure of a man
JUST
literally no body hair at all and very feminine body
JUST
Narrow shoulders and big head.
>>28900196
you guys act like the only parameter for genetic superiority it looks and it's fucking retarded
what is intelligence
what is charisma
what is empathy
look at all the politicians, CEO's. Hardly male models
>mom tells me she's going to kick me out if I don't get a job in 5 months
>mfw I'm going to kill myself if she tries to kick me out
>mfw mom absolutely BTFO
>>28900185
Mom status = BTFO
how will normies ever recover
>>28900226
Wagecucks are normies irrevocably B T F O
>>28900185
Thisshows her.
