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Are australian woman the biggest degenerates this world has to offer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQhB0oiXm6M
>>28897487
We need another world war to purge this generation of degenerates.
i refuse to watch your link. i don't want my stance on our women to sink any further
>>28897572
>i don't want my stance on our women to sink any further
thats impossible anon.
>mfw therapist tells me I should try dating slightly older women because their values might be closer to mine
Their values haven't changed, they are just Chad's leftovers.
Lol ...just marry a religious girl man.like actually religious not the bs kind
see this is why i hate therapists. they are fucking normies.
>not religious
>have strict morals
Should i just pick up a religion so i can pretend to believe to get a gf?
>if we kill enough tallfags, we will lower the average height
MANLET UPRISING WHEN?
>>28897461
Rwanda tried this shit, it didn't go great for them
just made the tall ones get more pity points
Soon brother, soon, maybe one of you smartfags can engineer some type of virus that kills people above a certain height
>>28897499
Kim Jong-il was a self hating manlet and attempted to kill all short people in North Korea, yet no one felt bad for them.
Poorfag feels thread?
>bored of life but can't do anything
>can't get wagecucked because not a high school graduate
>phone poster on a cheap android phone
>live in a 100 sq ft apartment that is $200 a month
>live from neetbux
Fuck this shit. I would kill myself but I can't even afford the tool to kill with. No friends at all, khv, 24, shitpost on neighbor's WIFI, and going nowhere.
Literally a 10ft x 10ft room? Do you live in a flop house?
At least the rent sounds reasonable.
>>28897484
8x8 main room, a closet, and a bathroom. It is comfy at least. It reminds me of my childhood bedroom with the tube TV, the PS2, posters and nothing changes, so it is frozen in time, sort of.
But yea, it is basically a room.
>>28897546
You have your own bathroom too? Sounds comfy af desu. What do you do for food?
So I failed a drug test, and got more or less kicked out. All I've got is my clothes and my toothbrush. I'm couch hopping currently. How live /r9k/? I was not ready for this.
Maybe you shouldn't have done drugs
>>28897467
Probably, but what's done is done. I guess my question is "how do I live on my own?"
>>28897411
I lived by couchsurfing for the past 3 years or so. Only just recently have I been finding more stable places to live.
In a few days, I'll be moving across the country and settling for good.
It's not too bad, so long as you're able to earn your keep and not be too much of a nuisance. I earned my place through chores and labor around the house, and just left whenever I got sick of living with them. It helps to have friends.
Also, stop doing drugs. You'll never find anyone who will want to keep you, and end up being homeless on the streets.
>unironically listens to Gorillaz
>grew up with a later model gameboy
>doesn't remember 9/11
>yet, remembers the original Toonami that aired on CNIk you lurk here, you underaged Gen' Z fucks.
>>28897377
Gorillaz are good; not all pop music is automatically shit. Anyways, grew up with a GBC and do remember 9/11 so whatever
>>28897453
>GBC
>not later model
Pick one, mate.
>>28897377
Grew up with a gameboy advance, I don't remember 9/11.
Just got back from a normie party.
Ask me anything, I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
>>28897373
>Ask me anything, I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
1. You the same 'bot that was liveposting from a normie party a couple of hours ago?
2. Anything worthwhile happen while you were there?
>>28897397
1.No
2.Not really, just had to bring a drunk friend home and clean my car.
what was the grill situation? e.g how many were there and not taken, how uggo they were, etc
Are there are Mensa members here? If so, what's it like? I'm sure a few of you have at least tried to join before.
>>28897361
You probably send them a few dollars a month and get access to their newsletter and a shinny medal and a mug
Same with all the other scams
160 iq here, I don't want to spill all of our secrets or else they may find me but mensa is actually a cult established around an alien signal they found 50 years ago. The purpose of mensa is to gather the smartest humans to make the first contact when the aliens land.
>>28897456
>>28897529
r9k+1, pls. don't be smart asses
Whats worse than never having a shot?
Potentially having a shot then blowing it.
I know this now for sure. let me tell you a story about my grandpa, he had a huge amount of property but one day decided to sell it. he did not trust banks because he was full /pol/ mode towards banks (not racist though) and sold his property for gold. this was before gold skyrocketed. anyways he hid the gold in a motorhome and traveled around the world. apparently old people traveling the americans in a motorhome is a cliche but thats what he did along with traveling to europe.
He tried to tell my mom where the gold was hidden but she is a complete airhead and said "dont talk about that your gonna live for a long time i dont want to hear it" he told her anyways but she insisted she didnt need to know about it. then he died and my mom had forgotten where he said the gold was. my grandpa told everyone about the gold, he prided himself on his ability to hide it, and boasted that no one would ever find it if they didnt know where to look. he was a heavy duty mechanic so who knows where he could have put it.
how he died was interesting. he had a girlfriend at the time who knew about the gold, but not where it was (to my families knowledge at least).
he died playing cards at her house. then she told my family that all his stuff was cleaned up and ready to be picked up. my family went to drive to her house to pick it up immediately without telling her and everything was ransacked. like hollywood style thrown all over the place like she was searching for the gold. so then she takes my family to court and says she and my grandpa were in love and he was gonna leave everything to her anyways so she should get it.
the best part? this is not the first time one of her boyfriends has died under suspicious circumstances (my grandpa was 65 and seemed healthy) in fact a number of her partners had died and she was notorious within her community and even nicknamed "the black widow".
>>28897334
Use your detective skills,
find the spoople,
and get the bad lady.
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
original lyrics
>>28897334
so my family gets the motorhome and looks for the gold. and they cant find it. i told them they will hardly get any money for the thing because its so old and is junk so just tear it apart piece by piece and look for the gold that way but they do not. My mom sells it to her boyfriend at the time for like 500 bucks who travels around americas from time o time too and needs a motorhome. he then decides to sell it to me for like 20 bucks after it gets some mold in the roof. im thinking 20 bucks and i will finally get to tear the thing apart myself. but i get a temporary job working 5 days a week 8-5 and am to tired and put it off. Then i go to school full time and the motor home is an hour drive away from me. and i forget about it. Then i am forced to move 5 hours away from where the motor home is and i have to put the motor home in storage. Then i lose my job, and get sick and run out of money. i can no longer afford to pay the storage fees and i cant keep the thing on the road. i cant even afford to go back to the motorhome now and tear it apart myself like i wanted to, and where would i do that anyways, im not sure.
so my dad decides to do me a favor and sell it for me, which is nice. he doesnt think there is any gold in it aymore because "that lady got it" if that was true why would all the clothes drawers and kitchen cabinets be ransacked. does he think my grandpa who bragged about having it hid in a spot where no one would ever find it hid it in his sock drawer or behind some pots?
it doesn't make sense.
but im told he was fond of spending money so he probably spent most of it anyways. and another excuse which doesnt seem to add up etc.
>Be me 23 closet robot
>Happened today, 4 hours ago
>Playing Rust (online survival game like Ark,dayZ)
>Just finished my first ever raid as a solo player
>Never been this excited before, Hands literally shaking
>So much loot. 140HQ,2 AKs, 2 Bolts
>Running back to my base with the biggest grin on my face
>Cunts jumps out of a bush and fucking pipes me in the head
>I let out a thunderous "REEEEEEEEEEE!" through the microphone since nobody was home
Or so i thought.....
>Rage quit Rust and see my dog looking at the front door
>Peak out the window
>See my cousin and his girlfriend awkwardly jogging back to their car on the street
They didn't here me right? I mean im sure they left the oven on or something right?!
FFS can someone please reply to this?
>>28897256
ohh geez dude
>>28897256
exactly how loud was your reeeing?
and did you have any windows open so they could've heard you outside?
even if they did, say you stubbed you toe on furniture or accidentally cut your thumb while slicing a tomato or something.
also, fuck those ambushing cunts
I cum really quick (within a few minutes) when I rub just the underside of the head of my penis (on the frenulum) but trying to do a whole shaft thing like you're supposed to, it takes me a long time and almost doesn't even work. I basically have to rub the frenulum to cum even if im stroking for a while
Is this a normal thing for guys? I'm cut and use lotion
why do you care you will never have sex
>>28897252
thats the only part of your dick that doesnt have dead nerve ending from your butchering at birth.
>>28897252
Not that abnormal, the majority of nerve endings in the penis are in the head.
Why do you guys piss in bottles?
What's so hard about going to the toilet?
because thats where witches live
I only used a piss bottle once; during a really intense WoW raid.
>>28897215
I use them sometimes at night, so I don't wake people up when I go to the bathroom
ROBOT EMERGENCY
A legitimately attractive human female thinks I'm hot and wants to have sex with me for some reason, this is the first time in my life this has happened. I'm calling on your fucking cancerous normieshits who've infested 4chan, what do I do? Do I stick it in her pooper right away or what?
>>28897017
All because she borrowed your pencil in class does not mean she wants you to fuck her
>>28897017
Kiss her and then make out with her and then finger her and then eat her out and then fuck her
>>28897080
>All because she borrowed your pencil in class does not mean she wants you to fuck her
Look at this beta.
"Can I borrow a pencil?" is fucking DEMANDING a hard cocking, do you even speak the language?
I did it, /r9k/. I met a girl last month and I haven't stopped talking to her. We have a ridiculous amount in common, and we play WoW every night and hang out sometimes during the day, maybe twice a week. We both like each other, but I think we're too awkward to say anything about it. Due to that, I'm going to ask her out on a legitimate date next Friday and see where it goes from there. The thing is though, I'm so scared I'm gonna fuck it up. I'm twenty and this is the first girl that has EVER showed interest in me. I'm a weird and cynical asshole, so I have no idea why she likes me, but I think she does. What do I do?
Congrats! I was 19 when I first kissed a girl.
The first time didn't go well. It gets better. Just don't be afraid to laugh at yourself.
>>28898412
Thanks for not calling me a normie fuck and actually giving me a tip, should i take her to dinner? Maybe a movie? I seriously have no idea
best of luck anon, when you have to gomble always go all in
>tfw you caused that one dude who said "some of you guys are alright" to kill a bunch of people
This was all back last year when I was fucked up on drugs and making crazy ass threads about normies being complete shit using pic related. He obviously wasn't talking about you fags who do nothing, but self deprecate and say things are edgy or talk about pointless meaningless drivel. You're all fucking pathetic dude, even the normies here. I feel like I'm pushing a fucking rope making these threads and talking about real issues, because when I do I get some anons agreeing and feeling with me, but I can't do it for a whole fucking board. Idk man feelsweird
>>28896986
try being sober next time you start a thread
>>28896986
>bunch
hexahexahexa
>>28897047
Thats like asking you not to be a faggot next time you make a post.
>>28897087
yeah he killed like 9 people, the fuck have you done?
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