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Nonvirgins of /r9k/, how does sex feel like compared to having a wank? I'm half expecting it not to be all that better.
>>24300943
assuming you know how to really crank one off, sex is much worse
>>24300943
feels a lot warmer on your cock
>>24301076
>implying I don't warm my hand up in the microwave before I have a wank
Hello, I am a time traveller from the year 2031. I will answer select questions for the next 30 minutes.
>>24300837
look at my cool time machine :P
>>24300837
do i have a gf in the future
>>24300837
is vr as good as it seems?
I'll say a happy hello to anyone who posts in this thread. Also I'mhigh
tfw no one wants a happy hello
really, no one wants a happy hello?
I would like a happy hello myself to be honest...
Femanon here, lonely and despondent and horney, how can I talk to you guys without getting doxraped. I'm willing to share cell number but jesus I feel like over half of yall would rather ruin my existence than talk so if there's a safe way around it I'm all ears.
Prove that you are female
>>24300080
how can i do that and be safe
>>24300080
>replying
Fuck off you moron. Anybody who replies to this thread after me is cancer. If you want to see tits there are a million better ways to do so.
You have ten seconds to explain why you don't ride a motorcycle. Protip: you can't.
>fast
>cool
>fuel efficient
>great way to relax and have fun
>don't need to give a single fuck about anything else while riding
>if you die, you went out doing something fun
Seriously, robots, motorcycles would be perfect for you. You get to go outside, have fun, and attract women.
>>24299630
Attention deficit teenage girls with cell phones operating 3 tons of moving steel
you again. I don't like you.
anyway a motorcycle isn't very useful when you get six inches of snow, which happens where I live
>that guy that wore a suit to school everyday
>even carried his homework in a briefcase
I somewhat admire the self-confidence certain varieties of autism seem to project.
>That guy that had a rolling backpack, wore cargo shorts with long white socks, wore sketchers, anime shirts, and ran to lunch to be there first
>>24298939
i was that guy
General gay robot thread!
These are always pretty cozy :3 Give love, receive love <3
Everyones welcome
>inb4 "fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ degenerate"
This is a thread for robots, beta's, non-normies and general mental illness
>>24298663
Everyone on this board is a faggot to be honest.
How many of you have boyfriends?
>tfw no bf, it hurts
>>24298704
Of course they are, but I'm talking about the homofags
>in a really bad place in life right now
>never really watched anime before
>watched that Umaru show and really liked it
>considering watching more escapist anime with cute girls doing cute things to feel okay
Is anime bad? Is it like a drug or something? I already watch tv, play video games and masturbate too much.
>>24298514
So you're just like every other person on this website congratulations.
try lucky star next, it's iight 2bh
>>24298514
bad if you watch shit shows like Himouto! Umaru-chan
You guys are some funny fucks.
Why can't you get a gf? Women love guys that can laugh
because we are ugly and breath out of our mouths
>She thinks you're funny
>Chad blows his load on her tummy
Because I can'tget dubs
>you wiII never experience this
>>24297903
Why the fuck would I want to touch some pale skin bitch's clit anyway it's probably infested with fish-smelling crabs knowing the whorish ways of all white women.
>>24297903
mfw i've experienced it and it wasn't that amazing or life-changing, and...guess what...your arms get tired and eventually you want to get up and go to the gym but she's still there bitching around and your whole day is put off by the slow-ass morning you just had snuggling.
>Neither will you.
Wats your favorite beer? Why is pbr so shit?
Pale ale > pils > lager > everything else
bud light
>>24297215
Indian Pale ale >Pale ale > pils > lager > everything else
What would your life look like if you never discovered 4chan?
Probably just as shitty but I wouldn't understand why
The same desu. 4chan didn't change much in me except 1. handling gore & 2. hating women where as before I was simply indifferent to them and would get a huge headache when watching massive gore stuff
Honestly, it'd probably be worse. I've discovered so many films, books, music, anime, art,porn, etc from this piece of shit site that I wouldn't have without it.
As much as 4chan has a negative reputation, it really might be one of the best ways to get exposed to literally everything.
Who /beatenbyparents/ here? There's a ton of studies showing that getting hit as a child makes you more anxious, depressed, and prone to failure as an adult. How do beatlets like myself deal with knowing that we'll always be beta keks?
>tfw you will never lose your virginity because getting beaten by your parents ruined your brain for life
Is that true? Being beaten by my mom was actually the worst, I don't think there's anything out there besides being molested that impacts your (lack of)relationships with women in the future,
>>24296924
my parents beat the shit out of me as a kid. my brother got it a lot worse because he always pushed their buttons.
the worst honestly was not the physical beating but the constant berating, them telling me I'm worthless, stupid, annoying, that I'll never amount to anything, I'll only make bad decisions and end up in a gutter homeless, stuff like that. you hear it for so many years and eventually everything they said becomes true because not being loved by your parents makes you a mentally ill mess of a person.
now I just live in their basement, unable to keep a job or a place of my own, completely broke, eating whatever they bring me and hiding behind my locked door constantly. I have no friends and have never had gf. I never will because I find myself to be worse than filth and undeserving of any human affection whatsoever.
people should have to take rigorous tests and acquire a license which must be renewed yearly in order to have and raise children.
>tfw getting beaten drunk dad
No wonder I'm an alcoholic.
>tfw the phantom pain sucks fucking shit
>tfw nothing to look foward too now
>>24296795
There's more to life than videogames
>>24296848
Yea but he specifically said the phantom pain.
MGSV was terrible. Fallout 4 is even worse. We all know Battlefront is going to suck. FIFA/Madden/2k are the same games they have been for years and years.
Video games are a dying art form.
can attractive people be robots?
>>24296716
No
>>24296716
No
>>24296716
No
>>24296716
Absolutely not
>>24296716
Yes it's just rare
>>24296716
Attractive robot here. It's possible, but you have to try really hard to end up like me.
![geeky_motorcycle_suit_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x6U6Yjq.jpg "geeky motorcycle suit 3[1]")
