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ITT: Post an image which summarizes your entire existence
Are you aware they turned the robot back on OP?
>>24317801
so post some text with it baka senpai
>>24317503
postingwithanimageblox
Eggman is a fucking Chad!
Why do you worship him???
>>24317483
He's an ugly/awkward cute recently with his long hair and preppy clothes. I think we've all fallen a bit in love.
>>24317483
from that angle he looks good desu senpai desu
>leaves /r9k/
>becomes a chad within months
jdimsa
Tfw i can fap to a different trap everyday for the next 26 years
>>24317470
share the love
>>24317470
Cartoons isn't traps.
>>24317486
I would like this, please.
Prostitution thread
I have put my penis into these 3 (three) women's vaginas & mouths and it felt good. Cost me 50 euros for each (Spanish brothels). There's something very exhilarating about walking into a shady place, being presented with a lineup of cute girls wearing slutty lingerie, picking your favorite one, and having her, this complete stranger you just met 2 minutes ago, on her knees choking on your dick right away. I think I'll just keep fucking whores once or twice per month.
What about you? Have you ever fucked a whore and have interesting stories to share, or are thinking about doing it but have too many questions/doubts? Do you prefer escorts, brothels? Thick girls, MILFs, Asian whores? Post all whores-related things ITT
I've been to a full service AMP before. I'd go all the time if I could afford it, but I cant unfortunately. It's just really fun to have a beautiful korean girl rub your back, wash you and then ride you til you blow inside them for an hour.
>>24317550
Are you in west coast usa?
How risky is law enforcement?
>>24317693
No, east coast. This particular place must have some sort of thing going on where they don't get in too much trouble. Every now and then they close down for a few months, but I never hear about them getting shut down from the police. The AMP I usually go to isn't full service, so just happy endings and they've been in business for years so I'm not too scared of getting caught there.
Fembots why haven't you gone gay yet?
>>24317365
Men are way more stable than lesbos.
>>24317365
I actually have been developing an interest in women recently
they are softer, cuter, more understanding, calmer
but I just really like dick. I don't mind pussy, but I couldn't have a monogamous relationship with a woman because I'd want to get proper fucked.
>>24317365
I have, but I won't ever get a girlfriend.
So why would it matter?
Ask a NEET who's been living in motels for a couple years of his life anything.
How can you afford it?
When are you gonna shave that ugly ass haircut off?
What's the longest you've stayed in the same place?
So /r9k/, how many of you can do basic arithmetic?
>>24317123
I only do math with common core
Its 7
>>24317123
Fuck off. sage'd. A real mathematician wouldn't ever write a problem that way.
"/" <-- This means divide.
Is it 1?
So i finally revealed my power level goys, I'm not sure what to feel at this point 2BH senpais. Dumping, also help
>revealing your power level to women
oneitis dump 2
>>24316930
>>24316904
Why do these faggots think we care about their stupid oneitis shit? Women are whores and you'll eventually realize that too
>fembot
>high as a kite
ask me anything
>>24316852
sup girl
Post tots
Show tits you retarded troglodyte
Tarot guy here. I am still a newbie, but my readings proved to be accurate over the time. Let me take a peek into your future and tell you what awaits you on your future path.
>The information required
Name and age will suffice. You can add your zodiac sign if you chose to.
>The questions
Tarot cards represent situations / outcomes. Therefore, "what if"-questions that ask for the outcome of a certain path/scenario, provide the most accurate answers.
Ask away.
>>24316259
Claire
18
What would happen if I change my major?
>>24316259
Draw a single card for me please, I can interpret it myself.
>>24316322
I'm watching you
Please help my friend (pic related). Hes gf has to much debt and need help
>>24316004
>$150 a month on her phone
u wot
>>24316004
Haha dude drop that bitch, even if she climbs out of that hole, when y'all get married she will do the same with your money, how did she even rack up that debt, also you haven't factored in the amount of interest is added per month it doesn't matter if she pays the minimum on the cc debt that won't pay it off
>>24316004
>Car loan
>Dat phone bill
>"healthy/organic foods"
Its not fucking rocket surgery.
>ISIS goes on shooting spree in Paris, officially announcing it was in the name of islam
>women: "No, that wasn't real islam. Not all muslims are like that. We need to be more tolerant towards muslims."
>Elliot goes on shooting spree because he was mistreated all his life
>women: "All non-Chads are creepy potential serial killers. They should all be imprisoned and we should show no tolerance for them."
*sigh*
>>24315044
>op rolls dubs
>they do not go unchecked
Justice has been served
>>24315044
Elliott wasn't mistreated he was over-treated. He was spoiled rich and more sheltered than most of the robots reading this right now
I've never heard a woman say that about non-Chads, OP. And I've actually interacted with people before ;)
How's life going 'bots?
>23
Moved out and had my first hollydays with friends in highschool
It was also my only hollydays with friends
That was also the last time I had any friends
>>24314484
>40k at 37
if you're not making at least double that at 37, you lost senpai
>>24314484
I never had a job, so I'll never retire.
Life is fucked.
ITT: Things normies say that piss you off
>"Is he biting you?!"
>>24314470
>Things normies say that piss you off
>>24314470
What the fuck? Are you talking about normie dogs? God forbid they show concern if you're being hurt you ungrateful toad posting fuckhead
>bite girl
>her normie friend jumps up and screams
wtf jeez calm down
really though.
what does /r9k think of transexuals?
Fashionista pls go
Noelle is mine
Back off faggots
>me not on there
step it up senpai
