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Any robot here ever got involved with a /Threesome/ ? Was it m/m/f , F/F/F, or maybe , f/m/f? give us them nice stories anon.
>>24320528
I was in an f/m/l once
>>24320528
Why is a nigger always involved?
do brosomes count? m/m/m
it was fine until the alcohol wore off
I wanna move to a comfy city, where should I move to?
I'm thinking El Paso or San Antonio
>>24320368
I don't know if I want to move to southwestern Oregon or Arizona. Oregon's beautiful and coastal, Arizona's pretty much always warm and probably one of the most redpilled (and redneck) states in the Union -- and is free of a blight like Portland.
>>24320368
You may like upstate NY
>>24320602
Nah, I'll probably get taxed to death there
This paper makes me want to throw up its giving me so much anxiety right now. Doesn't help that I don't feel very well. How are you all doing tonight?
>>24320364
I've been on prozac for at least 8 months now. I've been feeling very lonely lately
>want to sleep
>can't sleep
that is my entire life
>>24320458
How is it making you feel? Is it why you feel lonely?
It's this thread again: Red flags for girls
>b cup and under-chestlets need not apply
>5'2" and under, womanlets need not apply
>lists netflix or a type of food as a hobby
>doesn't work out because it's "too hard"
>eats more than a man at any time
>insists that she doesn't want children, but gets a rat dog to fill the void in her meaningless life and treats the dog as a substitute child
>has ever used the word "patriarchy"
>considers herself a feminist
>has said that she doesn't need a man, but spends all of her time chasing Chad
>lots of male friends
>has a facebook/snapchat
List your female red flags rowboats
>>24320249
>only male friends
>constantly on cell phone when in a conversation
>is in a useless major with no plans to go to grad school
>talks about how hard tests are and brags about studying late the night before
>>24320249
Girls don't chase "Chad" or whatever. That is not how gender roles work.
>>24320249
>is three dimensions, reallets need not apply
>thanks for helping me pick out this plant anon. It will really brighten up my bedroom. Do you wanna come inside with me, I've got nothing to do for the rest of the day.
no problem! Hm? uh sure maybe for a little while
>>24319962
I'd fuck her to be honest family
Can listen to angsty music from when I was a teenager and smoke weed?
Who else feels like they will never be smart enough?
>>24319576
>keep getting told how smart I am by different people through my life
>can't ever turn it into success at anything that matters
I feel you anon im god awful at math and i only feel despair when i try so i feel you
I'm more worried about my ability to read people and empathize. For all my intuition I am still so disconnected. Other people understand me but I don't get them. Is this autism?
>girl
>highest rate you get is 5/10
why live?
ITT: ugly femanon feels thread
>>24319566
post pic and there is a good chance at least one anon will rate higher than that
And you'll get a dozen guys in this thread ready to orbit your fat ass
Fuck off cunt
>tfw I post pic and ask for rating
>get told I have Buscemi eyes
It's all i can see when I look in the mirror now
Who /analmasturbation/ here?
Tell us how you trained your boipussy today
>>24319479
you mean asshole?
>>24319479
I've tried stimulating mine but i just dont feel much. I do like watching others get off with their butts though
I need a proper dildo and lube but I'm nervous about having them shipped :/
>>24319763
The right is actually a vagina, if you can call one body part a slang term why not another?
post how much neetbux you get per month and yfw these wagekeks get so butthurt on /r9k/ because they are paying for it.
>$1600 a month
>NEETpost all day belittling (you might have to look that word up wagekeks, uneducated swine) and textually whipping wagekeks to earn my neetbux
>tfw $1400 neetbux
>tfw $400-500 a month on my side business
>tfw subsidized housing
>tfw free food
Damn son what kinda condition gets you $1600 a month?
>>24319148
>>24319377
Wagekek here, teach me about NEETbux and side businesses. I want to be more like you.
>tfw you realize you will never be part of a lovable gang of misfits
>>24318773
Then be the leader of your own band of misfits. They'll join up if just one person gathers them.
Iktf
>>24318812
>tfw not a real misfit because you have no defining qualities
Something that isn't there can't not fit into something that is
It can't really fit either
Instead there's just emptiness
>tfw no tweak bf
YOURE FUCKED NOW ISIS
>implying Anonymous is even remotely the same as it was 5 years ago
>implying it isn't a bunch of moralfag keyboard warriors who won't do shit.
>>24318504
>The 72 virgins were supposed to be my reward in the afterlife, not a bunch of shitty hackers harassing me!
>>24318504
well gets came back in style around here, so why not anonymous? in fact, an anon uprising would be sweet. get in here elders
What are the basics to looking like you're good at piano when you're really not?
What chords can you play around with melodically to sound like you know what you're doing?
Will learning 7th chords make me look like the big man on campus to nonplayers?
learn pentatonics
people will think you are the shit
Pretty much just playing anything in piano will make you look like the man.
In guitar you have this problem: people consider being good at guitar as "shredding" but you can't "shred" on an acoustic, so you can never properly daze them.
But people don't know anything about piano, so really just learn whatever.
>>24318164
https://youtu.be/O5CGfssbR4s
We all women are fucking shit, right?
So why haven't you started dating a sissy qtboi yet?
>tfw wearing a dress similar to her's right now (but a bit more girly)
>masterbated an hour ago
>still sitting here just watching futurama
>haven't washed my hands yet
wtf am I doing with my life
They're shit too
>>24317817
because the lopsided "courtship market" between cute passable fembois and men who want them is worse than the on between desirable real women and men who want them, and I'm not a competitive suitor in either case.
Nothing is worst then knowing that if you do ever get a gf, there's a high chance she would laugh at your dick and leave you
>>24317803
Mine's only 5. And they wont laugh at you, but they'll make a face and start flaking out on you. Or will immediately get on their phones and tell their friends about your dicklet
>>24317803
know the feeling mang.
What shit luck.
3 inches here
and I could get a gf, but like you said, she'd just laugh and leave
so I don't even try
what does femanon poop look like
>>24317700
My sisters would often not flush and type 1 and 5 were most common.
>>24317724
>5
absolutely disgustingly barbaric
>>24317753
It was. And they do clog toilets. I think they'd leave them in hopes that i'd flush and unclog the toilet for them. Dumb hoes
