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>she's online RIGHT NOW
>still hasn't messaged me back
FUUCKKCKK YOU BITCH FGOGDMAMNIGT I HATE YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU CUNT DIE DIE DIE DIE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>send message at 9pm
>she goes offline
>she goes back online at 11
>seen : 11pm
>refresh the page
>seen : 9pm
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEplot twist : she still responds and gives a believable excuse everytime she does this
>>24287713
cmon show us a picture of her
Fuck man im about to message this one girl. Please you guys im scared
General Topics: "What's the nicest thing you have done for your obsession?"
> Funposting; Feelposting; Relationship advice by Dr. Feel; Yandere Stories and Q&A.
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Please don't be overly combative, or we'll get pruned again. Let's show the mods we can have a quality thread. I even made a cute image for the front / catalog.
What's the best way to make your targets fall in love with you when they're so insistent on the fact they "hate" you?
>>24287725
- When they insist they "hate" you? Do you believe them?
- Have you done something to them that merits being hated?
- Are you willing to ever let go if they keep rejecting you?
- Or do you feel like you're unable to give up?
>dad is slamming doors again
Your dad acts like a female tbqh family, perhaps you should suggest gender reassignment as a way to make him happier.
>>24287361
Make sure he doesn't catch you posting frogs on an anime imageboard lest he whip you with the belt again senpai
>>24287378
and anger him even more? no thanks
>It'll get better
>Just open up
>Just be yourself
>You have to interact with others more
>You can't spend your life on your computer
>You're a useless piece of shit
>You were an unfortunate accident
>I hate you
>Why are you so quiet, what's wrong with you
>I understand, I really do
"What are your plans for the future?"
kill me now pls
>You're too short for anything you might as well kill yourself you pathetic excuse of a human
Asked a girl out a few days ago. Got the same old "You're a great guy, I'm sure there's someone else out there for you." It didn't hurt but it's such a pointless thing to say.
Have you ever seen a girl naked before?
>>24285271
I have a question, did my mom counts?
>>24285271
A hot webcam with a girl that isn't a prostitute counts?
Neked....IVE SEEN NAKEY
God-tier Youtubers thread.
Post pics and videos of Youtubers who you believe add much win to the world.
Pic related.
harley johnstone aka durianrider
and this strange mutant creature whos name I just can not seem to recall
Tyler's shit, but I would fuck his mate Corey desu.
Who else here have confidence issues b/c of a YA book series.
>throughout middle school read whole Percy Jackson and the Olympians series at least 5 times
>mc Percy Jackson has confidence issues
>think Percy Jackson is coolest guy ever though
>he also gets blonde tsundere qt3.14 gf by end of series
>pretend in my head I'm actually the son of an Olympian God too, and that soon I'd end up having adventures over the summer with my goofy best friend (didn't actually have any friends at that time though) and qt3.14 tsundere friend to save the world
>base entire personality ( and appearance to a degree) off of Percy Jackson except I'm super shy so I'm way less outgoing and not able to make corny jokes like him without people looking at me weirdly
>For a while didn't even want to grow that much b/c Percy wasn't that tall
>do this from 5th grade into early sophomore year of high school
>told no one else though cause I'm not that retarded
>tfw confidence issues are for real now and not me trying to be like Percy
>tfw only got out of my obsession of Percy Jackson by becoming obsessed with Anime (keep powerlevel hidden though b/c not retarded)
>tfw you will never adventure across the country with your goofy best friend and qt3.14 tomboy friend
> tfw you will never slowly fall love with Annabeth slowly over the course of puberty, from meeting her for the first time after you defeated the Minotaur when your 12 to defeating Kronos at the Battle of Manhattan when your 16
> tfw don't become hardened, confident hero after defeating the Titans
>tfw Heroes of Olympus series (the sequel series to Percy Jackson and the Olympians) was shit
>>24344676
I wrote myself in once.
I actually described myself through percy's eyes in sophomore year when I still wore too much camo style clothing.
Cringe left scars that couldn't be healed by the fucking fleece son.
>>24344676
That's fucking weird, man.
>>24344980
Yeah, I came up with this whole scenario in my head about how I was actually the son of Poseidon too in my head and that I would end up going on quests with Percy. Too be honest I still wish this was true.
Anyone here ever taken the greyhound? I might be taking one from LA to Oakland, what can I expect?
>>24344629
its just a bus desu senpai. Just expect more room to sit in
>>24344629
>the most ghetto bus
>Oakland
Kek
Do yourself a favor, take the Amtrak train instead
That bus is gonna get you robbed by bay niggers
dont go anywhere without a gun
How do I get a girl to love me?
I finally made my dream to live independently come true and now I feel empty
I have 2 friends in this new city,and I still feel empty. Help
jst b urself m8
>>24344595
I fucking am, I show myself as a confident shitfuck but I just can't meet any girls, fuck CE (the course I'm studying) and fuck nightclubs, I don't fuckin enjoy them and it's full of roastes, I really need some suggestions
>>24344582
where do live, ill b ur GF if u get my drift ;) (i have a cock....;)) ;)
>in uni
>get hungry
>It's raining so perfect time to walk to get food
>no one's outside
>no one in pizza place
So guys, who else loves the lovely rain?
Even better with thunder desu
The spookier the better
>>24344462
>be me
>in uni
>get hungry
>savings evaporated
>raining
>no one can hear me cry because of the steady rain
>This is my life for the next 4 years
>>24344516
Just a bit more than a drizzle here. Still /comfy/ though
Who here /suicidewatch/?
I think I'm going to jump in front of a bus or tractor trailer after school. There is nothing for me to live for. I have no close friends, I'm not going to university, my music career will be shit, and there is no one to love me.
I have made so many fuck ups in my life. This causing me to lose friends. I fail as a human. The ones that were most important to me hate me now. And I am the reason why. They want me out if their lives, no contact with them for at least a month. But holy fuck I can't take it anymore. Each day and each week is hell for me.
Waking up knowing that no one loves you. People block you on social media because you act stupid.
I want the recognition I need. Killing myself will do that. Hurt the others around me. Knowing that they fucked up, knowing that they could have help me or changed me. "Go get professional help"
I'm on a waiting list for fucks sake.
Why did I fuck things up.
Why?
I love you guys but you guys hate me.
I am an animal.
A fucking cockroach.
I threw everything away. I want people to know that they fucked up.
Worst part is that I'm probably not going to do it. Fuck I'm just for show.
I'm gonna put a hose from my muffler into the window of my car while I'm drunk and gonna take a handful of pills and a bottle of nyqul. Doing it next thursday. I've just lost joy in life.
>>24344427
>after school
>not going to university
explain
>jerk off and eat my own cum
Eat stomach acid you microscopic normies!
>>24344419
Kek, i want to do this, but then i cum and look at it and think "this stuff is gross, i dont wanna eat this anymore"
Tfw no bf milk and collect his semon and add it too our meals so I never have to go more than a few hours without being filled with his seed
>>24344419
That's it, OP. Show those normalfags who's boss!
Post your girlfriend. I'm thinking about dumping her tbhfam she has been getting a little too clingy I need some free time ya know?
>>24344334
shes cute desu
9/10
Fuck's wrong with you.
>>24344947
How do you fall for this b8
Grill bailed on our date due to "allergies"
some feels if you don't mind...
90s style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQByQtqRqA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjgQLEZ6vjY
>>24344330
whats the probability of guessing her number, like 1 in a billion or something
I was born for for feelin'
>>24344527
What if you get her number?
Can you comment on my voice anon? I'm doing a presentation tomorrow and I'm getting graded partly on how I sound. The problem is I speak like once a week so I'm not sure how I sound.
Here's a small portion of what I have to say:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PgC3mkQw8s
I think you sound good for the most part, only negative would be when you said people twice towards the end.
>>24344259
Sounds good anon.
Anon, I think maybe I can help a little, got a kik or irc?
