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Do you think there is truth in this?
Yes, because instead of getting trapped in endless thought about what people think of you, or worrying if you acted in appropriately, you just chalk it down to two simple words, fuck it.
Easier said than done though.
yes, but using jack is kind of misleading
the guy is basically just a crazy person
>>24337133
its almost completely true
except it causes you to fuck off on responsibilities and opportunities that can improve your life for real
and being happy isnt all that its cracked up to be
Who /pissjugs/ here?
I've got a mini-fridge full of Rolling Rock (in the bottle of course) and two giant jugs of piss that I just emptied. There is a windstorm outside, but I got a battery back up surge protector for my gaming rig, so it's going to be some cozy Fallout 4 playing.
>Windstorm
Where do you live at, homeslice?
>>24337039
seattle area, broski
>>24337056
Eh, not near me, but there's also a windstorm going on here.
guys help my troll fu too strong and now my entire university is hunting for me
look up NotAtUNL on twitter and you'll notice its mostly yik yaks. only thing is; there all made by me.
What do senpai?
guys my troll game too strong and now my entire univeristy is mad at me for trolling them.
legit look up NotAtUNL on twitter and you'll notice its all yak posts which were made by me
http://m.omaha.com/news/education/students-hope-to-reveal-racism-on-social-media-with-notatunl/article_c051fd7b-62d1-504c-a0fd-57670c0e6d2e.html?mode=jqm
what do senpai?
HALP SENPAI
My comments convinced people to start a Black Lives matter protest like fck me
>>24336823 Why did you repeat yourself like that
I think you're a retard
Looks are everything that matters to women (at least for the first few weeks.) don't believe me? Here's my story
>senior year of highschool
>ugly my whole life
>really messed up jaw, receding chin, manlet, acne ridden
>teased so much i just stay quiet at all times
>it's not so bad this year but the habit sticks
>never had a gf, khv basically
>never friends either because I was miserable
Suddenly, rich uncle dies. He leaves me a sizeable amount of cash
Fast forward just one year
>use cash to buy jaw surgery
>acne medicine
>grow until I'm normal height (5'10)
Holy shit I'm gonna make it
>post surgery in looking good
>Really good
>post a pic on /soc/
>some 8s, many 9s, some 10s even
So yeah, I'm feeling great. Maybe my life will turn out ok
>decide to go to uni with the remaining cash and instantly make friends.
>Girls interested just as quickly
>people want to be around me even though I have no redeeming social qualities
>whole life of being alone means nothing to them
>but still have this lingering disgust that I can't describe fully
So I decided fuck it all, people disgust me. After a life of ridicule, I'm done. So here I am /r9k/, living proof that looks mean everything.
Anyway society is shit and rotten. Thanks for reading.
I can relate, but money held me back not looks...
>be poor black kid from the the worst neighborhood in a major city
> avoided like the plague
> cry to parents about ostracism
> one parent decides to get me an apartment for a couple of years in uni
> get motorcycle, and car
> instant social escalation to the top,everyone treats me different, people come out of the woodwork, girls give me chances, dates, sex, netflix and chill,
> graduation is coming, don't resign lease move back in with parents because I am getting a job soon
> don't graduate on time make low grades in a class, still live with parents, selling car to get a better one dad sells it for way to low no car
> instantly ostracized again
> realize that people only wanted me for money, and my race really did hold me back, and mostly things out of my control until im rich, if I ever become rich...
> realize how much I have always been hated, realize all the lies they told me about self improvement
> realize I was treated like absolute shit my entire life
> understand tall rich white dudes are literally treated like god and accepted by everyone, realize that white women are accepted for just being white by pretty much everyone
>realize they all hate me, and only money will ever slightly dampen this hell
Looks matter to everyone. Cry about it and move on.
>>24336748
>tfw huge head
>tfw plastic surgery is impossible for me
I am so fucking jealous OP. All the money in the world couldn't make people like me.
Guys. The wageslave meme is not a joke.
I am sitting here posting this from my office after waking up at 5:30am which I do every single day except Sundays.
I work as a construction project manager while finishing my construction management degree and I fucking want to die.
Working is horrible in every way imaginable.
I have a fiance, high paid job (90k a year), a nice car and a house yet I would give it all away just to be able to never work again in my life.
You throw away your youth, physical and mental health.
I mean this to everyone. If you are a NEET do not get a job. I would do anything to wake up right now at 8am rather then 5:30am.
I would do anything to be able to spend my day not feeling like absolute shit.
I would do anything to be able to be happy during my day even if I have no money to spend, there are so many ways to be happy without spending money
Fuck I'd rather living with my parents while slowly wasting away posting on 4chan then this.
This is my day from Monday-Sunday
>wake up 5:30
>Leave for work at 6
>get to work at 7
>work till 5
>get home at 6
I now have 3 hours to prepare for work for the next day, make dinner, get ready for bed, clean, clean clothes AND THEN listen to my fiancee bullshit and do whatever she was to lazy to do such as shopping, picking up dry cleaning or paying bills.
>Sleep at 9pm
Then fucking repeat. 6 days. My day off is just for anything I did not have time to do.
Working is fucking horrible in every way. DO. NOT. DO. IT.
Maybe you need a less stressful job or career that suits you better? I don't know, I've been NEET for five years, and I've gone though some very dark times. I would not recommend this lifestyle either.
The solution is probably somewhere in the middle ground between being NEET and working 6 days a week.
>>24336678
>working 60hrs a week
For what purpose?
>>24336678
>I would do anything
you know what to do then, alternatively join the outlaws
Do you ever have fantasies of going to Japan and being a Chad?
Pretty much every male there is a beta bitchboy. I'm 6'4 so I could destroy every one of those little cunts and impregnate qt nipgirls hahaha
Actually your poor Japanese conversational skills would make you look like a lumbering retard and you wouldn't even recognize the ire the entire group feels towards your awkward ass.
>>24336442
No because then I'd actually have to live in Japan.
You ever visited? It's not a hellhole like Afghanistan or anything, but it's just enough out-of-tune with Western civilization that it feels weird and fake, like the entire country is a Disneyland ride.
Also, I like Murrika.
>>24336442
Sure davido-kun.
Who /fastfood/ here?
>tfw only one day off in the week and spend it drinking
>>24336420
I used to go to Taco Bell at least once a day. It was disgusting.
>spend it drinking
I wish I could be drunk all the time. Sadly, I'm trying to cut back.
I haven't cooked in a year or so. I eat at restaurants and drink nearly every meal.
Such is life with a large disposable income. The breaks are that if I ever get a gf it will be embarrassing to explain.
>>24336632
>embarrassing to explain
How is "I have a lot of money and don't need to do anything for myself because of all the money I have" a thing that would ever be embarrassing to explain to a girl?
Why are lolis younger than 7 in kindergarten uniforms so sexy?
>>24336380
She looks like a jelly bean >x<
Also its the little smug and tiny voices, so self assured but so calm. Its cute
>>24336380
What are you guys talking about?
>>24336380
I don't know what you're talking about desublox
How do you cope with having a semon demon as a mother?
As a beta virgin, how do I hook up with a hot granny?
Every Succubus is a semon demon ...
Thoughts of my mum sucking dicks feel weird tho :/
>>24336298
My mom was a fat 33 year old reject who ensnared a beta provider after a single drunken night.
I hate her so fucking much.. I wasn't allowed to have friends or video games, just TV and homework
Vile fucking succubi that they are. Why do I have to be attracted to them? Why do they have to hold this fucking power over me? I hate them so fucking much. I hate how they guard the gates of sex and how they entice me into impure feelings. I hate how hypergamy leaves even the ugliest of women chasing after Chad's cock and me sitting in my room fapping to hentai like a stereotypical nerdy fucking loser. Why even try?
>>24336212
>Why do they have to hold this fucking power over me?
Cause you're a chump.
>>24336240
All I want is a qt3.14 pure waifu that I can love and cherish forever. Is that too much to ask for? I don't think so. Just ONE to not be like the others. But no. All women follow the pattern.
>>24336271
>Just ONE to not be like the others
They exist. They're just dating (or married to) socially competent, good-looking, and financially successful men.
Is waifuism really a thing anymore?
I have dozens.
someone has to love that part of my psyche
Waifu culture just makes me depressed, I have no reason to think if my waifu were real she wouldnt reject me for being a robot. Even in anime the girls arent into people like us. Normies have more right to claim a waifu but they dont really need too. Rest of us are just delusional
If you want a gf so bad, why don't you just grow a beard and get some tattoos?
i want to get a gf, not be a faggot like you
>>24336034
that type of guy attracts the worst type of girl.
>>24336034
Tats are just silly to me. Other people can have them, but i just dont want em on me. My beard, however, is getting there. Only seems to attract homos though
What happened to rare pepes? I am literally sitting on hundreds and have been trying to find the market to see but can't.. I was on vacation for the last couple of months so have no idea what happened all I know is I can't find a legit buyer anywhere? I need to sell these pepes in order to pay for my vacation..
Anyone help?
Someone please help me. the peps I have ate worth actual money... If I don't sell them I am royalty fucked
>>24336028
the pepe market is long dead.
keep your pepes for now, now is not the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM
>>24336382
this guy is lying, invest your pepes now before the market dies.
How weird is it to go to uni at 23 in the UK?
>>24335923
If you're just starting its kinda weird if you live on campus past 24
>>24335923
I'm gonna be 27 when I start uni. Don't really give a shit to be honest better than being a minimum wage wageslave for the rest of my life
Not weird at all. You're barely even in the nontraditional student range of things. If you were 32 you would be pushing it
>low self-esteem
>talk to therapist about my excessive internet use
>explain 4chan to her
>therapist recommends I use a website with less "abusive culture"
>i try reddit
>it's so boring
>i try twitter
>it's full normie
>keep coming back here
i am like a beaten wife with you fucking cunts
i fucking hate you all
>i am like a beaten wife with you fucking cunts
LMAO. so true
kill yourself, you're literally worthless and no one gives a fuck about you, especially not your therapist, she's just pretending to to get that sweet $$$
it's taking candy from a baby to her, easier, you're walking right into the system's trap
stop being a fucking baby and grow some balls
>>24335841
the infamous man up argument
I definitely haven't heard this one hundreds of times family. Thank you for that riveting piece of advice. Forget twenty years of thinking, all I had to do was "get some balls lol brah"! It really was that easy!
