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I'm attracted to men with beards. They're so hot.
Agree?
>>24329019
Yes but only if they're attractive.
>>24329019
No, because i am not homosexual.
Why does my Mom keep telling me to shave? For those femanon lurkers out there tell me what is the deal with beards are they attractive or not? So many conflicting opinions.
I want a gf who plays video games and is not fat
Where would I find one of these?
During thing that your brain does when you're sleeping.
>>24328969
is eggman better looking than jontron?
>>24328969
You know fat people can loose weight.
Good morning, wagekek. Only 4 more days left until your next 2 days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
Why do you continue to show how much of a worthless piece if shit you are?
>>24329285
why do you continue to take b8 m8 you stupid fag
>>24328936
>tfw sleeping soon
I hope it'll stay cloudy. I like when it's cloudy, because I find it so comfy.
someone stole my dog of 10 years today
gate was left open and they just came in
>mfw all the companionship and hope in my life is gone
>mfw they steal all i had left
>>24328812
Why do you assume theft? How do you know it didn't run away
>>24328812
Now, why the hell would someone want to steal a 10 year old dog?
>>24328812
I am sorry anon. y-you could always get another one.It wont be the same but it fill the void.
How does it feel like to have a cute girlfriend, bros?
>>24328792
I had a gf a few years ago
I thought she was so beautiful
one girl called her a "man face" and I can kinda see that but she was everything to me
I felt kinda on an equal playing field
she wore glasses and I loved when she took them off
>>24328810
>big jaw
>glasses
>"beautiful"
L.O.L.
>>24328792
a lot of guys hit on her and then she gets mad when you do something about it and she gets mad when you don't. although i'm over her she kinda fucked me up mentally and now i can't trust women and think theyre all vapid batshit crazy bitches
aww gonna cwy wagie? is jewboss treating you unfairly? you wanna cwwy? hmm?
don't worry, it's only a few more days until the weekend. oh how the days go by so quickly
i'll be snuggled under my blankie while you're at work servicing some normies.
ciao
my boss told me i had to work saturday starting from 6am
>>24328691
haha charade you are, normie!
What are you gonna do in 30-40 years, loser neet?
You're probably not even a reel neet but you're just pretending for the "lulz" and "wagekek tears".
I COULD CRUSH YOU
does that cost extra
>>24328640
10/10
affawe
>>24328624
yep, i'd eat that ass
what do you guys think of melancholia?
>>24328470
i watched it a few days ago and i found the end very soothing
Probably one of the more accessible Lars von Trier films, but still difficult to watch.
>>24328470
One of my fav movies of all time and my 2nd fav from Von Trier (fav being DitD, even if it's not the patrician choice (i.e. not Evropa / Riget / Dogville)).
Melancholia terrifies me. There's something very close to Rensais's Marienbad (pic related) and the whole end of the world with no life outside of it makes me very unconfortable.
Quality thread OP, a shame it's on the most pathetic board of this pathetic website.
Is Chicken tendies meme food?
>>24328436
How could anyone honestly dislike chicken tenders?
>>24328436
this is such a dumb question they're fucking delicious. goddamn best american invention ever
FUCK YOU PIGS.
I bet you don't even feel compassion for eating meat you HEARTLESS BITCHES.
How could you (>tfwngf) separate families of chicken and cocks? Just to eat them? YOU ARE THE WORST.
You silly NEETs need a job?
Apply to any hotel as a night receptionist. The job is piss easy, requires no prior experience, and have very little human interaction.
I'm a daytime receptionist, and we only have nerds hired as the night guys. I wear business shirts and nice shoes on the job, but they basically walk in in cargo pants and hoodies and just browse Reddit or 4chan all night.
Also, talk about your jobs.
>>24328246
I clean operating rooms during the night. No one bothers me and even my manager is a lazy fucker who never supervises me nor gives a shit about anything. I have internet access so I finish my work in 3 hours and browse 4chan for 5 hours.
You can do it robots. If you can't deal with people, a night shift job is the answer.
>Night Receptionist
>EDUCATION and/or EXPERIENCE:
High school diploma or general education degree (GED); or one to three months related experience and/or training; or equivalent combination of education and experience.
Literally the first job I got after google-ing your shit.
Fuck you OP.
Huh, I guess Ill look into it, thanks pal
>not settling down with a single mother
>not taking care of her kids in exchange of love and companionship
It's 2015 for goodness sake. It's the current year and yet guys are not stepping up to the plate.
COME ON.
>comparing yourself and your family to a plate of half-eaten food
Kids are definitely not worth it.
>>24328232
>It is half eaten
>It has been sitting there for a long time
>It is now cold
Would you date a pornstar, if she swears to quit porn, claims to love you 5ever, and is guaranteed to be STD free?
>Would you date a pornstar
yes
Do I have to be with her forever? If no, I would date a pornstar and dump her when she gets annoying.
>>24328127
Why should she quit porn?
So, is wizchan is where we're all headed right?
I feel like it's the place where you, if not converted to true normie, go to at the end of the road. I noticed that wizchan is full of a much older userbase than /r9k/ is.
>>24328059
Seems like a decent place to go if you're actually a real social outcast. /r9k/ really is full of normalfags, no joke. You'll see it right away entering any skype chat group, or face posting thread.
>>24328059
I am kind of sick of their rigid rules though. I mean I cannot help but want sex and that is a feel I often experience more greatly than all the others. Also I once posted that I was planning to rant through a megaphone in public just to be an asshole and to see if it could get me killed and they banned me for it.
>>24328059
>we
Wizchan died years ago because of people like you. Fuck off. It's been infected by 18 year old /r9k/ faggots. Thanks for ruining two sites instead of just one.
>just talk to her bro
>whats the worst she can say
>she's probably waiting for you to make the first move
>>24328056
at least shes honest, what does it matter op? theres plenty more just find another
>>24328056
She's not even turning you down, she's just saying she's taken.
>oh no, this girl I said "hey ;)" too doesn't love me back
>>24328056
"hey ;)" why?
>qt from uni wants my dick
>first girl that's ever shown interest in me all my life
>her feet are ugly
Should I just give up, robots? Pic related, top tier feet.
>>24328033
What don't you like about them?
>>24328065
Too big and unkempt.
Maybe she has a deep vag to match and you won't bottom out.
