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ask anything from a chad
>>24333560
Favorite music genre and artist.
>>24333580
when my friends ask me I usually answer rap and g-eazy, wich was true and still is in some ways but lately I've started listening to metallica at home and when im alone
upvoteing
>be born on beautiful planet where you can have sex with beautiful women and drive amazing cars
>be neet and spend all day on 4chan
>amazing cars
/o/ here, your favorite cars are shit
>beautiful women
/r9k/ here, your beautiful women are shit
You can play awesome vidya and watch people having sex for free every time you want. It's a great time to be a useless piece of shit.
How do I get a gf that is willing to dress as Bible Black and other h anime characters before we have sex?
>>24333354
losing weight
>>24333354
All women are willing to indulge your kinks if you're hot enough or charismatic enough.
>>24333354
>Bible Black
Old-school shit familia, Kuroinu is where it's at.
Are robots and anons really racist or do they just like to fuck around when on 4chan?
>urinonically racist
>get called "edgy"
>ironically racist
>get called "reddit"
>>24333322
I basically mould myself to be as obnoxious and socially incongruous as possible now
>>24333322
Nice numbers! I'm the nice guy here.
what do you do personally when a girl like this sits across from you in public?
she wants the D, OP
>>24333292
Um, talk to her?
Vomit.
Holy shit, that's gross.
Who else is /forevermasturbating/ here?
Just got my fleshlight in the mail. Anything I should know before using it?
You feel horrible after using it. I've gotten 4 similar things and thrown them all out after a few uses because I was so disgusted with myself.
I also gave a full size blow up fuck doll in the crawl space I need to get rid of...
>>24333493
>You feel horrible after using it. I've gotten 4 similar things and thrown them all out after a few uses because I was so disgusted with myself.
Giving in to feminist shaming tactics... Kek
>>24333493
I get where you're coming from but its really not that different from dildoses. Some guys/girls use hands/fingers some use fleshlights/dildos
More and more frequently I see the word "failed normie" thrown around here. This has to stop. "Failed normie" refers to somebody who wants to make friends or lose their virginity but cannot do so. It is used as a pejorative on wizchan by schizoids who feel superior to anybody who needs human contact and waifuists who hate their dimension. This word had a terrible impact on wizchan; eventually, expressing any desire to have a girlfriend became a bannable offense, and talking about how you're lonely will get you flamed- at one point I was attacked by multiple posters for saying I had been alone so long my chest was starting to hurt. The people who assert they are completely content with their situation force out those who would actually need a site like this for support. These people are waging a war on feels. If they have their way, you won't be able to talk about how painful it is to be friendless or unwanted with like minded individuals anywhere on the internet.
If somebody uses the words "failed normie", tell them to fuck off back to wizchan. Defend our culture.
Women are trash and anyone desiring the company of one deserves to be shit on.
>had a terrible impact on wizchan
>expressing any desire to have a girlfriend became a bannable offense, and talking about how you're lonely will get you flamed
But that's good.
>>24333214
Almost everybody wants to be loved. Letting them express that in an environment that doesn't tell them to man up or work on themselves until a gf falls into their lap is important. If you hate lonely straight men then go to wizchan.
>>24333231
A feel culture gives rise to good hangdog stories like pic related. Calling other people failed normies only gives rise to a more splintered, xenophobic environment where people treat each other like shit.
>tfw no shy beta orbiter
>>24333015
Thanks, Doc.
I'll come to see you again tomorrow.
>>24333397
This daily shit-posting would be insufferable if it weren't for the Mokocchi.
damn wow
Who here /fuckinglovechristmas/?
>>24333010
What's a christma?
>>24333010
fuck, last year i was so lonely at college that i started getting in the christmas spirit in like september/october bc watching dumb fucking christmas movies was the only was to occupy my time having no friends and i wanted to remind myself that i was going to come home at christmas and it would all be over for a couple weeks
kinda ruined it for me now desu
>>24333010
I absolutely love the idea of Christmas, but it just kinda blows in practice. It's all so commercialized and doesn't have any real meaning to it.
Do girls realize that an average-looking girl or butterface gets more attention than a model-looking man?
>>24332980
That's because men are horny and desperate.
>>24332980
Interestingly enough this thought process generates a bizzare curve in men: they tend to hit on average chicks more than "hot" ones.
Check out the okcupid stat guy.
>>24332999
desperate yes, horny not necessarily
the whole "men just wanna fuck and chuck" meme is just that, a meme
how 2 acquire bf??
Be a female who isn't repulsive.
>>24332956
average female here
>>24332956
le tips le fedora
Daily reminder I was right about acnekun being a normie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmpthP5Bskc
If you ever called him a robot then you need to leave my board!
how is he a normie?
>>24332653
this guy is a hero. holy shit i can't stop laughing.
>>24332880
because he can take it
>>24332880
Look at him and the way he speaks.
>Patreon
>not normie
femNEET here, why are little neet boys so ugly and worthless? I would literally never even let one orbit me. How do I get a wagechad bf
I don't get women. Just approach a man, and either get rejected and move on or acquire chad cock. Your chances of success are way higher than us. Femanons/neets have no reason to cry over a lack of BF.
>>24332567
> I would literally never even let one orbit me
why would anyone want to orbit a hamplanet anyway ?
>>24332567
>female NEET
so are you white and strung out on heroine in some section 8 shit hole or some nigger living with your extended family
>Mfw relationship with gf of 3 years is going down the drain, and I have no fucking clue how to stop it
She's pretty much the only reason I have to wake up in the moring, but recently we've just become more and more distant. I love her more than anything, but everything is just fading away.
Help me.
Have you addressed all of this with her?
That would be the first step.
>>24332445
everyone has to go through this at some point or another.
my advice is to dump her before she can dump you, but you won't listen, and you will get hurt, and you won't have fun for a year and wont feel you are starting to get over her until after two year.
If you dump her you will have closure at least
>>24332484
We feel the same, and none of is really wants the relationship to end. None of us have had any real previous relationships, so it might just be that the first breakup is the hardest, but I know that my depressed ass won't float for long if we split.
Why do people make "psychedelic art" that looks like this when there is pretty much no psyche that makes visuals remotely similar to this?
I honestly feel like anyone who makes this type of stuff has never done drugs in their life and are just guessing what they do based off of beatles songs
dubs- checked. Youre supposed to look at it while youre on drugs and everything is all wavy and seemingly moving. also hipsters are fags that try to copy shit and theres some crazy pre conceived ideas of what tripping looks like
>>24332288
Have YOU ever been on drugs? I can assure you on a good trip a painting like this will come alive and move.
>>24332327
no it doesnt lol
