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What are some Nightmares you've had recently? Here's one of mine, but some back story first.
>be me
>be going through some girl issues
>stop taking to female bot friend I started falling for
>really nice girl that we have a lot of interests and past experiences in common
>put my everything into trying to make her happy. Was thinking about asking her out
>stop talking to her becauseshe has the biggest crush on one of our mutual girl friends and when fembot kept talking to me the girl she had a crush on started getting jealous /spoiler]>indirectly tells me that after she found this out she started just using me for the attention of the other girl
>was going to announce feelings
>she blocks me without as much as a goodbye
>don't do anything at first, then try to contact her to at least salvage a friendship or end it on good terms
>her crush tells me to stop and that fembot has a huge crush on them so it'll never work for me and fembot
>decide to get closure on my end, send her flowers with like a goodbye and a heartfelt message
Haven't thought about her in a few days but then I had a nightmare today
>running, no specific direction but always toward a crying sound
>it's fembot's voice
>everytime I get there she's facing away from me, when I hold her she says "anon, why?" And then melts into goo or some liquid thing.
>repeat the sequence until eventually I start drowning in fembot goo
>die
>wake up in a cold sweat, heart is still pounding hour later
>>24332267
Op herez I'm really not sure why most of the post turned this much of a spoiler. Only meant for one or two lines to be a spoiler.
I have nightmares of car accidens at least once a week.
I don't like it.
>>24332800
You think there's a reason for it? Or just that you have a fear of them?
how 2 find platonic daddy-like caretaker who is actually worth the effort
>tfw daddy issues
>tfw losing all hope that I will ever be like the other girls with their fathers
>>24332180
Define worth the effort. If youre gonna sit around and be taken care of it seems to me as though theres no effort needed.
>>24332180
What effort is there if its a platonic caretaker relationship? Is he literally doing everything in exchange for you to just exist near him?
>>24332180
>be treated like a child
>effort
you're retarded
how do i get a fit gf guys?
Be rich/attractive and have social status. Just like any other cumdumpster
>>24331920
>Be rich/attractive
how can i achieve that if i was born poor and ugly
Why do you make this thread every day
Any fembots in northeast ohio want to be my qt wife?
Im 26, white, 6 ft, have a small social circle, earn 40k at a steady job. If you want to shack up in a small apartment and play vidya and watch animu all day thats fine with me.
In return please don't be fat or psychotic.
Bump. Also i have sex and dating experience
>>24331882
>earn 40k at a steady job.
You say this like it's something worth mentioning.
How are you going to provide for a family with that?
>>24331882
what do you look like OP
Why did they cancel this masterpiece so they could create Daria?
Because it's for 10 year old boys. KoTH is the only decent thing Mike Judge ever did. Fite me.
>>24331858
True...KoTH is more memorable.
Its like, Hank is the right winger /pol/ should aspire to be.
Probably because a bunch of kids tried to repeat some of the shit they saw on the show and music videos have died. Have of the show's airtime was them making fun of music videos and today no one really gives a shit about them. Diarrhea is stupid.
>tfw no gf with dyed hair
Good. Its a sign shes damaged anyways.
>>24331792
>tfw no boring pseudo-loser gf who dies her hair to get attention
>>24331929
>shes damaged
How do you know?
>>24332040
But it looks cute.
>just woke up from a 21 hour nap
>no plans for another 46 hours
>gunna fap to Asian Anal Fuckers 5(HD) that I downloaded for free while I slept, study Japanese animated cinematographic art , prepare a meal of english muffin pizza from scrach out of fresh ingredients, and play vidya for afew hours
>then gunna wash down afew Ambien with a few glasses of beer and sleep for another 20 hours
Feels good letting my body set the pace so I can live a long healthy life. Its great not having a rigorous scheduled that deprives you of sleep and free time and forces you to wake and work at unatural times, thusly shortening your life
are you at least reserving some minutes, maybe one hour to exercise your body?
if not, you should read some bruce lee books
>>24331967
reading is for faggots and a waste of time
>>24331769
>21 hour nap
I hope you do this everyday because oversleeping drastically shortens your lifespan
Is there something wrong with this logic, r9k?
>>24331726
Yes, lots
No one seriously thinks it ok to rape people, it's about taking sensible precautions
>>24331726
It's a bad analogy.
If this guy jumps into a tiger cage and get's killed by the tigers, no one is going to punish the tigers.
>>24331726
Eh, no one really defends it when a guy rapes a slutty dressed woman, but the issue is different.
The difference is that sex is naturally appealing, so teasing that desire might evoke a reaction.
Murder isn't appealing to most people, if she were in fact in the presence of a serial killer, perhaps he would get tempted. Doesn't make it excusable, but her logic isn't correct.
>tfw no Mature lady to give you a goodnight wank before sleep
Tbh I told my mom in a conversation I wouldn't fuck her (she was the one that was talking about it) but I probably would. I'm so lonely.
>>24331669
Why would this even come up in a conversation?
>>24331669
What? Are you serious? Context
Good morning worker drones!
How are you on this fine Tuesday?
My asshole is broken, internal prolapse.
I wish I hadnt analplayed, I would be hitting the gym everyday, but i cant lift heavy weights without risking full prolapse.
Considering an hero...
>>24331700
How foes it feel? I might have rekkt my anus too.
Tell me how to get American neetbuxx, o wise one
>"Uuuhh!...Anon, it's in so deep!
>"good thread OP!"
add that to your list
>FORTH EORLINGAS
Why live
>>24331631
>youre my everything anon
>are you SURE you're a virgin?
Family. We made it. We're the word of the year.
WHO TF UP???
>>24331613
AYYY LMAO SMASHIN THAT LIKE BUTTON
REAL
FROGPOSTING
HOURS
>>24331613
WE IN DIS CTFUUUU
>Right testicle has been hurting for over 2 weeks
>It doesn't feel like any lumps
>Sometimes left one hurts too
How often do you masturbate?
>not original
kek
>>24331542
Like 2-3 times a day. Sometimes just once
>>24331512
I get cold very easily
Hey /r9k/.
I have been talking to a girl which is shy and introvert a bit and we dont talk in class often. However I have her phone and whenever I text her she sends me dongers/lennys and I do too. But I could not talk normally to her and or start a convo except asking papers and such.
How can I get more intimate with her?
>>24331465
You dont family.
>>24331465
just ask her if she has a bf.
if yes: leave
if no: keep the convo going, and ask her "how come such a pretty girl is single"
and keep working your way from there.
>>24331502
>>24331465
but somtimes bitches are simply not interested.
i had a chick like that few weeks ago.
i had to the all the convo by myself. she doesn't ask anything.
kept going like that for 5 day. then i stopped talking to her.
dunno if she was shy or just not interested.
>working with headphones on
>"Hey anon, what are you listening to?"
>self-help lectures
>"uhh, just some sports podcast"
>"Oh, what kind?"
>"just morning news type stuff"
>come off as unsure and annoyed
>"oh, okay"
>wing it and try to salvage convo
>talk about other shit I know he likes
>feels force and fake af
>don't feel like listening to anything now
Fug
>>24331451
So what do you listen to? Lolicore? Vidya music?
>>24331572
Right now I have on my mp3 player: anime music, denpa, vidya music, lolicore, anime soundtracks, jpop, doujin music, idolmaster, touhou, eurobeat, deep house, 90's mixtapes, bbc radio one essential mix recordings, vocaloid, anime jazz, Weird Al Yankovic, black metal, Aphex Twin, Johann Sebastian Bach, vaporwave, and Moonman
r-rate my taste bros
>>24332232
Consider gouging out your brain with a searing snail fork.
