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i am fucking an 18 year old
the difference between her and older women i will describe in detail now
>her saliva has no taste
>lips r softer
>skin is like silk
>emotions r genuine
>tits r not saggy yet
>ass is a miracle of nature
>very submissive
so congrats robots on missing on this
Most of what you listed is just plain shallow. Women have more to offer than just her youth and looks and I feel really really sad for you if you can't understand that.
You might be over 18 but you still have a lot of growing up to do
I stopped having interests for the 3d suucubi when i found out they defecate.
>>24328071Would you like some butter with that toast? Original Fucking Comment
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
I assume there's a few engineering students on here, so l'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you reaIise anyone could do it?
>>24327972
>people with a degree in memorization talking shit
you're a joke if you don't major in math or physics desu
>>24327991
>he willing chose to be an engineer
oh my
>>24327972
>mfw this thread is copypasta
who /lovesthickthighs/ here?
>>24327944
>thighs
>hips
Two things I will never fucking understand.
>>24327944
>a Japanese schoolgirl will never clamp her legs around your face
life looks ever less appealing
>>24327982
You one of them queers?
All the victims of the Bataclan concert shooting in Paris, with short bios:
http://www.vg.no/spesial/2015/terrorangrepet-i-paris-ofrene/
>all normies
and nothing of value was lost
>>24327852
>nohemi gonzalez
;_; what a qt and she was from the states.
>>24327877
Do not speak ill of the dead
Guys, what's adult life like?
I'll be graduating in 2017.
>>24327789
Hell.
Don't rush your youth away.
Hold onto your current friend group
You wont find another one
>>24327789
Like your life now except much worse.
Just royally fuck me pham. I actually liked some songs from biebers new album.
>>24327607
What do you mean???
Oooooooohhh
wat do yu mean OP?
go back to fucking reddit you manlet lover
>professional pop artist with connections to a massive record label and access to teams of some of the best producers, equipment and sound technicians money can buy craft catchy music
Pop music is a science that's essentially been perfected for decades. The "art" is in the image of front-man, on whose carefully crafted public persona hinges the success of the record itself, and is in effect just a walking brand to generate interest and garner as much attention as possible to the work. The fact that you ended up listening to his album means that his image worked. You got duped.
I'm turning 25 what do I do
Time to get married with your girlfriend and start a family. You do have a girlfriend, a stable job, a big car and house, don't you?
have a baby
>>24327522
oh feck off DRINK, BITCHES, ARSE,
>banged pic related (left) many times over the last 2 weeks of summer
>move out on the first day of fall, my 19th birthday 2bp (to be precise)
>she liked me a lot and I was the best sex she's ever had (inb4 she lied), although she's experienced and I wasn't
>I have a mental disorder that keeps me calm and tactful during sex (and I have never came while awake) plus I got a really nice benis
>she texts me for a while and says she's fucking me when I come back home on thanksgiving whether she's got a "boyfriend" or not (inb4 slut/cuk) and she just doesn't want to know about any girls in my life (haven't had any since I left)
>see her update her facebook that she's in a relationship, like it and text her "O I am laffin" but she doesn't respond
>He's taller than her (unlike me, but after I made her fall in love with my dick she said she really liked being bigger than me and had never been with a guy smaller than her) but I'm fitter and better looking than him
>coming home friday and her job is on the way home so I'm gonna stop in and surprise her if she's working, can't wait to see the look on her face because I'm definitely not gonna contact her before then
I'm not gonna be too sad if she's not interested but she's actually a really good girl for me
Like if I could have her and one other waifu I'd be set, and I wouldn't tolerate kekoldry if we all lived together
>>24327497
>banged
I will remember your id and pray to god every day so you get skin cancer.
>>24327497
>had sex
FUCKING NORMALFAG!!!!!! GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're gonna get rejected you manlet hahaha
What's wrong with Chicago?
Why do people lump it together with Detroit? They're both totally different.
>>24327407
Over here we call it chiraq ya feel me my nigga
o block 3hunna bang bang
more like chimpago, amirite?
It's a dystopic shithole
robots im drunk
convince me not to kill myself
You have to at least wait until starwars, then you can off yourself
>>24327404
thats a good point ill give you that on
The world isn't going to be a better or worse place with or without you.
Take that however you like.
Who does Toshinou belong with?
Ayano.
Yui can go fug China.
Well, let's think... she can either come home from a day of drawing manga to an excited girl who will shout her name and make puns out of happiness.
Or to a girl who's exasperated at her half the time.
>>24327437
Implying it isn't the inevitable that Toshinou ends up as a hopless NEET leeching off of Yui's hard earned cash in their shared apartment
>TFW UNIVERSITY IS EVOLVING YOU INTO A NORMIE
so long. you were never welcome :^)
>>24327366
Tell me your secret. I'm a 3rd year and I think I'm worse off than I was in HS.
>>24327366
This is happening to me right now.
>add my chemestry teacher on fb.
>she send me kisses and say I am very handsome all the time.
>she is 25.
What do?
> make okcupid account with decent looking guy
> maybe 1 or 2 profile visits per day, girls routinely ignore your messages
> make okcupid account with decent looking girl
> 10 profile visits and 3 unsolicited messages within 10 minutes
i don't even
>>24327241
Online dating only works if you're a rich Chad.
>>24327270
How would the girl know you are rich? Are you gonna put "btw I'm rich" in your profile? It will make you look conceited as fuck.
>>24327286
Usually there's an option to put your income.
Also do bear in mind: OKC is full of single mothers looking to lock down a beta.
What does R9K eat to fill the void?
I eat butter with saltines.
creamy chicken ramen. with onions and black pepper
>>24327137
>>24327148
What the fuck? Ew
whatever is lying around.
mostly ramen, cereal, and pizza when i can afford a box.
Share your feels with your robros. Get it off your chest. Maybe someone will share your feels.
>tfw computer breaks
>tfw can usually fix it myself but this time I can't
>tfw I take it in for repairs
>tfw they ask if I have a password for my computer
>tfw my password is hitlerdidnowrong
>tfw guy is asian
>tfw the shame and embarrassment
>tfw it's a hardware issue and I need to buy a new graphics card
>>24327113
>finish my shift
>walking with cute shy girl from office to the bus station
>casually making chat asking her about her plans
>literally all she does is look at me and smile and say yeah
>yeah
>yeah
>haha yeah
>I can't tell if she despises me or if she's just really shy and too awkward to say more
>it's too frustrating for me to talk to her so I usually end up just saying bye and sitting at my own stop instead of chilling with her
Shy girls are literally the worst, I'm so frustrated talking to people like that
Need advice Bros how dump gf
>>24327292
need more info desu senpai
