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Why does it always go so wrong?
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>>24325701
probably because the messages you just sent rank up in the top 10 of most autistic things I have read
>>24326721
kek actually made me laugh out loud. hes right though OP dont say such autistic shit , like what the fuck how did you even think that would work?
op is either 13 or a literal autist
guys help im hurting...
heroin is unraveling my life and my sanity
it never ends. i did it to myself
because nothing matters to me anymore
i cant take anything back the damage is done.
this is the rest of my life until i finally decide to end it
>>24325627
>find a way to make it through 1 week detox
>move into rural Buddhist zen center for 90 days cut yourself off from the world you know
...best I've got
Does anyone here get angry at thinking of the possibility of a girl randomly being attracted to you without you deliberately looking for it?
>be me
>actively looking for a gf
>never find one
>"oh it'll just happen on its own love just happens."
Fucking what? What kind of just-world romance bullshit is that? If a girl EVER tries to get me to date her without me actively looking for love, I'm rejecting her. Sorry, but that's a huge slap in the face for it to just happen by chance when I've put so much effort in to it in the past.
Fuck that shit. Who else feels the same way?
I've only ever gotten female attention after I decided I never wanted it again. It's a vicious cycle of hope and dread.
That sounds dumb OP. Take what you can get, learn life lessons with things you try.
>>24325593
FUCKING THIS.
It pisses me off to no end. What the fuck do these women want?
>November 17, 20l5
Feels pretty good
>>24325504
>20l5
laffin
Will things ever get better like they were 8 years ago?
Why do they think they think this?
>>24325477
>women actually believe they think this
How do the memefags who make this shit not consciously recognize that they retroactively see Chads as being refined masters of language despite talking like chimps, while most autistic NEET permavirgins actually make texts that look more like the second?
God, this gender-war "lol unattractive men are unattractive let's talk publicly about how unattractive they are" culture triggers me.
>boys
>"Hello"
>men
>"hey bish want sum fuk?"
>>24325477
Right side is literally the way I text women when I ask them out. I am still a kissless virgin.
If you wear cargo shorts then you deserve to be a virgin
>>24325339
no ggg
opop
>>24325339
My dad wears those and I'm pretty sure he's not a virgin.
I wear cargo pants but they're for work.
I thought cargo shorts died in the late 90s early 2000s?
>listen to NHK OP
>filled with a maudlin sadness
>want to die
Who here /feelz/?
Shave that caterpillar
>>24325284
You aren't even going to be my gf if I do, why bother?
god, stop posting yourself, you attention whoring faggot.
>tfw I hate everything the modern world and civilization stand for
>mfw spend all day on the computer browsing /r9k/, listening to music, and playing runescape to escape reality instead of doing anything about it
>mfw
Industrialization was a mistake.
>>24325407
it goes even farther back than that
agriculture was a mistake
>>24325407
>>24325430
Consciousness was a mistake.
This is an AUDIO adventure. I will be guiding you through your life decisions.
Listen to the story, post your choice of what should happen next, and we'll find out where this adventure takes us.
I'll be using Clyp, as it's much better quality than Vocaroo.
https://clyp.it/2g4akahv
The first person to roll a 1, 2, 3 or 4 decides how this journey will begin.
Godspeed, anons.
jerk off ur peenis weenus
>>24324933
Let the adventure begin.
https://clyp.it/ng2ruxhq
6, 8, or 2 decides how we escape this sticky situation.
>>24325183
poke ur anus
Why aren't they a reality yet?
>>24324877
Because life is a cruel joke and normies love to watch us suffer.
>>24324877
>born too late to explore the planet
>born too early to use a suicide booth
feels bad man
>>24324877
Because if their is only normies left, then normis will not exist.
gone, but not forgotten
rip, ashley ;_;
>>24324828
Sammy Hyde fucked her good.. right in the pussy, ass and mouth
>>24324828
the fuck happened to this woman
looks like she get hit in the jaw and her jaw went with it
>>24324856
and he is?
Alright faggots, explain this.
My brother came bursting into my room 15 minutes ago yelling "REEEEEEEEE" and ran into my closet.
Apparently, he didn't have any long johns, so had to steal a pair of mine.
Of course, he had to do this while "REEEEEing" the entire time.
Fix this. Now.
nice reddit filename faggot.
how ironic is it that the reddit invasion is now dissapointed with the pandoras box of 'dank memes' they unleased?
>>>/out/
>>24324844
When did the name of a file ever matter? I'll appease you, m8.
>>24324824
>fine when it was just "feels good man" and posted occasionally
>this REEEE shit always annoyed me
>younger brother and his friends do nothing but talk about "epic memes" and reee when they hang out here
I blame all of you.
>above average in everything
>exceptional in nothing
>below average at everything
>exceptional at nothing
Quit your bitching
>failure at literally everything
>play vidya to ease the pain
>fail at that too
normies out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>bad at everything
>bad at everything
How to explain to people why I don't like tattoos and piercings? Nobody ever understands
>>24324648
>21
No fucking way is she 21. No fucking way.
in my experience if you just say they aren't your taste no one cares. if you go on a rant about how everyone with them is a nasty degenerate and you hate them, then it's a bit different
>>24324648
Stop bringing it up?
No one would fucking no unless you were going around with your AXSHUALLYs
I have to go out and show the world I'm a strong, sassy and powerful black woman but when I get home I put on my cute Japanese clothes that I'd never wear in public and watch moe anime. It sucks being a black woman because I always have to be sassy and be the comic relief for my white female friends but I look at the fob students with envy because they can live the kawaii dream.
That honestly sounds cute as fuck, but this is likely just another dude trying to fuck with robots again.
>>24324652
But I'm being real and not trying to fool anyone
>>24324553
You don't have to be stereotypical just be yourself!
