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Are you a tea person or a coffee person?
Subhuman beerfags need not apply
Both senpai
Warm drinks are good drinks.
>>24321843
I drink a lot of tea because i find it calming
coffee makes me too stressed and jittery
Coffee in the morning, tea in the midday, beer in the evening
There is literally no point in participating in life if I can't be a girl.
>>24321838
rigtho
There's literally no point in participating in life if I can't get a girl
Both genders get their perks. Women get to control men. Men get to enjoy women.
Why do the following words seem to trigger women?
>teehee
>cunny
>shlick
>>24321756
I say teehee everyday and it's never triggered anyone
>teehee
It's like shitposting IRL
>>24322020
I think it's cute, don't you like cute things?
IF YOU WERE A DOG
THEY WOULDVE DROWNED YOU AT BIRTH
>>24321716
WE ALL, WATCH YOU CHOKE, WATCH YOU CHOKE.
>>24321716
SUCH A PRETTY HOUSE AND SUCH A PRETTY GARDEN.
I'LL TAKE A QUIET LIFE
A HANDSHAKE OF CARBON MONOXIDE
>Hey anon, I'm secretly gay, let me fuck your boi pucci and I'll help you get Stacy
what do?
>>24321674
Not a secret anymore faggot. Help me get stacy or everyone gets some news.
Checkmate normies.
Fuck you OP, this thread is fucking cruel.
>>24321674
But I don't want Stacy. I want you.
Today a qt knocked on my door and asked if i wanted to buy one of her hand-painted lighters for charity (i live in Eugene)
I bought one with Uma Thermun on it. First communication I've had with a girl in weeks.
What charity?
That's a terrible painting
I'm sorry that happened to you Eugene
Counting family, my mother and sister earlier.
Not counting family, a femanon on skype about 3 weeks ago
/dream/ thread, post the last dream you had or can rememberIf you can't remember or don't dream just post the last day dream you had
>dreamt that I tricked all the girls I've been rejected by into meeting in the same room
>once they all got settled I locked the doors outside, and calmly walked in
>told them that I hated all of them, for all of the privileges they get by being attractive, for all the time they made me waste on them, etc.
>pull out a handgun, look at them each one by one, then say "this is your fault"
>put the gun in my mouth and blow my brains out
>see my body lying on the ground with all of the girls freaking the fuck out
>know that if this actually happened I would cause them to be traumatized, and make them damaged goods forever
>wake up happy for once
No one wants to talk about dreams? O-okay.
Last try brumpity bump
bumping because this I can't remember anything
>tfw girl keeps staring at me
>she is interested in me
>don't do anything about it because i'm a pussy
>she loses interest
She probably forgot about me ;_;
>>24321641
i think it's pretty obnoxious how women will just fucking stare at you when they want you to talk to them. would it kill a bitch to say something instead of staring like a fuckin autist jesus christ
>>24321641
where do you live op? Canada?
>>24321725
Came here to post exactly this. Really not into how women expect men to approach them and get frustrated when they don't.
How do we get women to realize that if they find a guy interesting, it's her job to approach him and risk rejection, and not to "drop hints" and "wait for him to make a move"?
I was sulking this morning, and after a bit of introspection I realized that I'm not too much of a loser.
I mean, at least I'm not Indian.
pat yourselves in the back robots
Despite poo in the loo I like Indian culture the most. It's ... funky.
DESURGNATED
>>24321533
like i've seen a lot of ugly indians like the stereotype, but I feel like the attractive indians are pretty attractive
how do i forget her?
>>24321452
You just do. You move on. You let go. And you play around for fun. Makes the process easier.
>>24321452
you confess your love to her, get rejected and move on
>>24321452
You never really do.
This is my first time on /r9k/. How do I make the black bar?
blackbarblox
>>24321433
nooooooo...
a bar covering text..................
lmao nice thread faggot
Why is it so fucking hard to find black chick porn where the girl isn't a straight up fucking nigger?
I want stuff like this
Link me stuff like this
your looking for mixed porn, not black porn.
Black porn is full of shaved monkeys. Look for biracial shit.
this is what you want
Who /fast food/ here?
Post your favorite fast food place and favorite meal from said place
My favorite is popeyes. I get a 5 piece spicy tendie basket with fries. At the ones that serve a large dinner combo I get the five piece with fries and corn on the cob.
inb4:
>putting toxic in your body
Fuck you normies I don't care anymore I just want some tasty food to take the pain away
>>24321272
why is popeyes so much better than kfc?
The spicy tendies are the best.. I also get those but with a biscuit. I could eat it everyday
>>24321461
Because the people who run kfc don't care anymore from what it seems
>I'm an anti-natalist
Well its not like there is any reason for an animal that is especially attuned to various types of suffering should really exist.
its the ultimate red pill
>>24321196
And? Are you trying to imply its fedorable?
Daily reminder that if you don't immediately hide posts starting with "femanon here" you are not using /r9k/ correctly.
only way to browse my friend
oh please, you guys get so intimidated when a female uses reason and logic you tuck your tail between your legs and run.
>>24321245
I can hear the meat flapping! It must be a toasty roastie!
