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how gay are you
I'm only like 2/10 gay
gayer than a webm of a guy fucking a watermelon and then having a guy suck his dick
>>24319839
this is ooooold wow
Day one of my diet and things are going so well!
I didn't have any McDonald's for breakfast and made myself a nice healthy salad for dinner.
Making smart choices is easy! Who /salad/ here?
A real American classic
is there any chicken in that? you need your protein dude don't starve your body
>>24319545
>healthy salad
>drenched in calorie filled dressings
>salami high in sodium
Come on man, push yourself that extra mile and NOT include those things.
reminder that if you are one of the NEETs that posts about making art and being happy in the wagefaggot threads, you are even less of a robot than a wage{uck and are not welcome here. I recommend Facebook or reddit, you can share your normie art there. You are less welcome than femanons. You do not belong here, you are not welcome, you are not among us, we are officially casting you out s failed normies. Fellow NEETs who hate every second of your life and use it all doing absolutely nothing, my brothers, we are the true robots.
>>24319421
Thisthread needs to be deleted immediately
>>24319421
>posts about making art and being happy in the wagefaggot threads
they aren't really happy, they just keep posting hoping they get a reaction so they can pretend for a little while, shitposting is just a coping mechanism for them.
>>24319421
>Fellow NEETs who hate every second of your life and use it all doing absolutely nothing, my brothers, we are the true robots.
>mfw I'm a true robot
How pathetic is it to pine for a girl who will never, ever be attracted to you?
Depends how old you are
I think you're looking for a goal more than a relationship
>>24319245
Incredibly
HOWS IT FEEL CHAD?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24319107
He's got HIV?
>>24319179
Denise richards confirmed it.
>>24319179
positively right
Why are normies so obsessed with this shit? What makes them have the constant urge to take 'selfies' or pictures of their friends? Do they actually crave attention that badly?
Yes.
They have nothing else to think about
Women are obssesed with their looks.
Men go where women go.
>>24319080
It's fun, plus it's an easy way to flirt with a girl you like
What qualities do fembots look for in guys? Would you fembots rather date a Chad or a robot?
Do you look down on NEETs?
Describe your perfect guy vs the guy you could realistically get.
>>24319076
>light brown or blonde hair
>between 5'10 - 6'3
>must be in the military, police, or maybe security field
>live within 25 minutes away
>any eye color will do
>average or built body type
>white
>not a mutt of a million nationalities
I'd rather date a robot as long as he fits all those criteria and is nice to me tbqh
>>24319076
A penis
Hard to say. Chad doesn't want me, robots often hate females anyway and probably would like the status of >tfw gf / losing their virginity rather tha actually being with me
I look down on all long-term NEETs regardless of gender
Perfect guy looks like pic related, is laid-back, lets me watch him play vidya, likes cartoons and animals, wants to get married and start a family, playfully bullies me, and doesn't exist,
Realistically I'll end up with some average robot.
>>24319182
>>must be in the military, police, or maybe security field
Why is this a requirement?
>>24319255
Your perfect guy can't be that hard to find can it?
Let's get a good ole' robot music thread.
Favorite song right now. Music video is very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiVvqTm5tdI
Bumperino the threadino
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k&list=PLz6x2aO71Oy4NKuRE3YeOkWwrdbo2WIDZ
What jobs would increase the chance of me finding a cutie gf?
Bank jobs
Porn actor
Traveling salesman
If I pay the delivery guy $9.75 and tell him to keep the change will he spit in my pizza next time?
It rhymes with spit
i would
at the very least you are going to get a 3 hour old out of the oven dead cold pizza
>>24318902
why? I don't want the penny and technically im just giving him more money
I'll find someone, someday, right?
Probably I highly doubt your in my level or a level bad enough to be truly fucjed
Could be worse, you could be gay- only 4% of the population is a possible partner and 10% of the are HIV infected whores.
If you try to, yes
Anyone else just think about death sometimes for the past 3 days I've had in my head what if their is nothing after death what if it's like before you are born for an eternity that scares me and I can't stop thinking about it.
>>24318734
>babbie realizes that there is no afterlife, heaven or hell, just sheer emptiness
Now comes the usual "existential crisis".
Strange how we have come very far as a civilization yet we do not know what happens after death.
>>24318734
You should ask on reddit.com I'm sure they will help you :^)
Does anyone else here feel like their personality is fake? I feel like I've just combined all of the qualities of childhood idols, people I've liked/admired, close friends, etc. into some awkward dorky guy (think Michael Cera in Scott Pilgrim/Superbad but slightly more effeminate). Sometimes when I talk in conversations I can't tell if the stuff im saying is actually original or someone else im subconsciously mirroring (I'm not like constantly making family guy references or anything like that, I just feel like my demeanor is unoriginal). I've always had identity issues but lately it's been pretty bad. I don't even think about stuff anymore. I'm constantly zoned out and I feel like I'm always on auto-pilot. I have a group of friends and have even gotten people to like make out with me, have sex, etc. But I don't know if they actually like me or if they just like this character I feel like I'm playing
I don't even have an identity at this point
I would tell you to embrace it as empty people are meant to, but don't
Be someone while you still can
I am literally nobody
>>24318611
That's how all normies are. People are nothing but reflections of each other. No one has any conscious thoughts these days.
>>24318611
People get confused about this kind of thing because a human psyche isn't a singular person.
Instead, It's a multitude of selves that all overlap into one other.
You just don't know any of them yet.
>"Well, well, look who left his cave to join the rest of society at dinner!"
>>24318572
I'm here to have sex and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of gum
sup flesh holes. "throws moltov onto table"
>>24318745
lululuululu
Spit it, /r9k/
MY DICK GETS BIGGA
CUZ IM
A CRAZY.........
Shoutouts to my niggas on that late night grind
3am and we're shitposting fine
Janny wanna bust us like the popo
We just reset our routers like oh no
>>24318603
NORTH DAKOTA
SOUTH DAKOTA
ILLINOIS AND
INDIANA MORE
