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>"I HATE BLACK PEOPLE TOO ACCEPT ME MASSA"
- every socially inept incel black guy
Any intelligent nigger would hate other niggers.
>>24315837
I'm a black robot myself, and as Dave Chappel said, there are black people, and then there are "niggers"
>>24315928
Except he never said this and this post only reinforces the op post
>live on an island of 380 people
>literally everyone is a normie except for me
>everyone on the island knows I am a 38 year old virgin
How do I remedy this situation?
There are no prostitutes on this island.I have a deadly fear of flying so I cannot fly to the mainland for sex. My life is like a prison on this island.
>>24315778
Take a boat to the mainland. You shouldn't live there anyway. Unless you're a 38 year old NEET and can't find a job elsewhere.
Swim into the ocean where the mermaids live
Befriend their leaders and mate with their daughters
Live whimsically for the rest of your life
>>24315778
Where do you live? I want to live on an island.
DROOOOOOOOOOP OOOOOOUUUUUT LIIIFFFFE WITH BOOOOOOONG IN HAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>24315728
Yea cause it looked like it turned out great for you
*yikes face*
>>24315728
FOOOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
THE SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
T'WAAAARD
THE RIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLEDDDDDD
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
FUUUUUNNNERRRALLLLLLOPOLIIISSS
I think it's about time white people are allowed to use the word "nigger". Who's with me?
>>24315664
Ive been using it ever since i was a wee lad anon
Meh low level bait
>>24315712
Nigger coonaloon detected
woman r shit
dicsuss.
>>24315566
Didn't you have a mother that loved you? How can you say that? Would you say that to her face?
>>24315617
>Didn't you have a mother that loved you?
If your mother loved you, you're a normalshit. Mine sexually abused and emotionally tortured me.
>>24315566
let's have a giggle
>girl has crazy sex with literally Tyrone
>gets shot in the head
Chad and Tyrone were never a meme. Or maybe we live in time when memes are real?
Is FilthyFrank a robot?
>>24315517
No. He has an entire fucking posse of friends. He plays a robot, as if to mock us. He can simply stop pretending, we are robots forever.
Neither the character or the actor are.
>>24315517
this guy is literally a Fred reincarnate with a different voice. Why do you care?
Wagekeks had to toil all day while us NEETS had productive days. I was able to finish reading a New York Times Best Selling Novel and hit the beach and catch some waves. I also talked to a couple qt girls. What did you wagekeks do after work today? Go home and grab a beer like the degenerates you are? I truly pity the wagekek delusion I see on this board every day.
>>24315428
Lol i believe everything you say, but charting to qt....don't make me laugh
>>24315428
I had a girl from work I like take me for a few beers after we had finished for the day. We were out for about 3 hours and we're going on a date on Friday night. Thanks for asking, OP - sounds you had an amazing day.
>>24315428
lmao nice lie, don't you have more "my life is shit im so sad no gf" threads to post in
>>24315399
>>24314556
oh and sage, stay mad because you're obviously mad and I am obviously stoic
ITT glorious wagedeities dump screenshots of sad little NEETmads crying irl admitting their lives are shit
>>24315399
wew wew the truth outweighs the lies
wew wew wew dumparooo
>not using humor as a coping mechanism for not facing the colossal failure you are
>Boards you browse daily
/pol/, /his/, /r9k/
>Boards you browse weekly
/fit/, /int/, /tv/, /fa/, /lit/, /adv/
>Boards you used to browse daily
/b/, /v/, /tv/, /lit/, /mu/
>Boards you want added
>>24315379
based on this I think you ought to kill yourself.
>Boards you browse daily
>Boards you browse every other day
/r9k/, /pol/, /s/, /tv/
>Boards you browse weekly
/b/, /o/, /v/,
>Boards you used to browse daily
/r9k/
>Boards you want added
/r9k/ with normie firewall
>ask girl out
>she says no
>ask her what's wrong with me
>she says nothing
>I say what's the issue then
>she says she doesn't feel that way about me
>ask again what the issue is
>she says nothing
Why can't she just say what's wrong with me so I can fix it for the next girl?
>>24315372
She just doesnt feel anything for you. Unlike dudes who develop and grow, women either like you immediately to a degree, or you're just a guy to them. They dont usually "develop" a relationship, it forms only because they kind of wanted it before they even got to know you. And it's mostly down to looks and status
pretend the world is the opposite
girls asks boys out
some fat landwhale asks you out and you refuse
she now is asking you the motive
you'll not hurt her feelings with the reality of her shitty life, would you?
>>24315449
I've told a woman she was too overweight for me before, so yeah...
i want to have sex really bad but i'm friendless virgin and i don't want to lose my v card to a hooker
what do i do guise
>>24315340
Dating apps/websites.
Persistence without seeming like you're trying or even care whether she wants to go out with you; that's the key.
>>24315340
>Get /fit/
>Gay men and landwhales will be all over you at the gym looking to take your virginity.
I know from experience.
>>24315340
Try dating sites/tinder. Not really guaranteed to work but worth a try.
>"massage my feet anon"
what do?
Well I guess I would massage her feet.
>>24315239
Only if she lets me suck on her toes.
>>24315239
>What's the magic word, bitch?
Itt to lies we were told
At the age of about 15 my mom tried to tell me that girls feel absolutely no sexual pleasure. I knew it was a lie but who the fuck is trying to make up a lie like that. And you know if I said to her face that she said that, she would claim that she never said such a thing because she's literally so delusional she wipes her brain of everything that she ever did.
Expect a comment
>>24315230
Dam you auto correct
>>24315218
>Smart but lazy
>You have a great future
Reminder that normies consider not having sex for several weeks a freakish abnormality that has to be rectified as soon as possible
FUCK
This just makes me think more about how fucking unfair it is that I've gone my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE without so much as knowing what the inside of a vagina feels like, let alone fucking one, while normalfags fuck monthly or more.
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR ANONS, IT'S NOT FAIR
>>24315198
fuck 3-4 times a week*
>>24315257
this is pushing it
>dumb normies say shit like "oh you gotta take a shower everyday or youll smell stinky!"
>mfw I havent taken a shower in 14 weeks and people still talk to me and never notice it
>>24315097
Honestly, do better
For example, 2 or 3 weeks
>>24315097
>never notice it
Trust me, they do.
They do, they're just too polite to say anything.
