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According to your perception, what percentage of the female population is 8/10 or above?

According to your perception, what percentage of the male population is 8/10 or above?
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An 8/10 is already in the 99.9 percentile, from how I see the scale.
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>>24307246
Males? 10%
Females? 10%
Most are 6-7's that use tons of makeup or work out like crazy to make up for the negatives they have
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>>24307246
>16-22
20%
>22-28
10%
>28-35
3%
>35+
1%

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>still uncontrollably cry every night and in the morning when I wake up since my gf left me
>it's been 3 months

I just want the pain to go away
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it wont go away fully for a few years. You might find it becomes a feeling of anger, but looking at her facebook profile or something stupid like that will trigger immense sadness for years after.
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Lol you pussy. I've never had a gf and you don't see me crying. Man up you pussy
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I just want the normies to go away

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A GF only makes things worse
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True dat.
Less time, less money, less freedom, no more waifu-folder either.
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>>24307113
What the... Are these birds tuiuius?
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What about a fuckbuddy tho? Best of both worlds?

>Fembots supporting mass immigration and liberalism

This kills the Europe.
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whats the alternative? slam your door in their face and let them die? why is your life so much more precious than theirs?

this kills the human soul
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>>24307096
>slam your door in their face and let them stay in Southeastern Turkey

Yes. That is the solution.

>Emotional fembots making policy

You have blood on your hands after Friday night my dear.
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>>24307096
Yes, leave the shitskin problems in the shitskin countries.
>let them die
By letting them in you get situations like Friday night where they kill innocent people

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>tfw sex addict
>the only way I can get sex is by paying for it

Already spent 500 this month on hookers, and I barely make that in an entire month. Chads who can go out and get laid easily have no idea how good they have it.
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>>24307071
You could probably get sex without paying for hookers but you refuse to settle for anyone in your league because porn/hookers.
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>>24307085
Well that requires him to socialize with people. I'm considered attractive, at least by 4chan, and I don't go around banging girls every day. That's because I stay in my room most of the time when I'm not working at a place with no girls my age.
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>>24307071
I know this might be out of topic but: C-could you describe in detail how does the sesion proceeds?!
I was always curious and lately thinking about hiring one myself...

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Xposting because maybe some users here can offer their opinion.

Remember those rooms full of pictures, newspaper clippings, etc. that were often associated with stalkers, serial killers, and other crazy people? It can be safely assumes that they have a basis IRL, but most of us are familiar with the concept through movies and TV.

My question is...how many people engage in this behavior nowadays and don't think twice about it? Having folders full of pictures of people who have no idea who you are? People who would probably be pretty disturbed if they caught wind of the fact that you use their pictures to entertain yourself or get some sort of gratification from possessing their image? This behavior is mainly limited to males (since they're visually oriented), but teenage girls have been known to do it, too. Some of them tape posters of celebrities to their walls, and tumblr exercises this urge in a way.

Do you do this? What do you think it indicates about you and your culture? Would you feel a sense of loss if your collections were deleted?
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fuck man

darn
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>>24307032
Ever seen 24 hour photo?
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When I get my own apartment, I'm gonna' go full /x/ with occult shit on the walls. I will act really anxious when people knock on the door or buzz me, and try and hide it, though showing them glimpses of my world through cracks in my personality and thought-process.

>tfw not even crazy

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>tfw black pilled and don't know how to feel about the robots who still want a gf

They're of no value to you, robot. Not that they don't carry value themselves but you don't need them in any sense. society has raised them to be fickle and not try very hard. Anything you think they can bring to you, you can achieve on your own.

and learn to control your emotions, you don't need to be hugged, kissed or love by some you don't need. It's all in your head, all these desires.
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but it feels so nice to be hugged, kissed, to cook for two, to live for somebody, for somebody to live because of you, to feel whole, to explore this world together to grow old together.

Such amazing feel, I would not want to have gone through life not knowing this, but that's just me
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>>24306890
That's just one minuscule part of life and you're giving it far too much attention, robot. You're idolizing a partner, building up things emotionally and mentally, buildings desires.

Just let go of them, focus on yourself for yourself, experience what life has to offer.

There's nothing in women except to stroke your ego if you're that low of a person.
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i don't know if you're trying to help or sabotage robots with this, but what you are saying is simply false.

the hope of finding a woman someday is what is what is keeping a lot of robots going, it's what motivates a lot of them to take care of themselves and improve as a human being because they know no one will love them if they have given up on everything

and sure, you might not NEED a someone to love you, but it sure is a hell of a good motivation to get yourself together, sharing that bond with someone, not having to live with the heavy weight of loneliness on your shoulders, it's an amazing feeling

give up on something like that will NOT make you a better person. it will make you bitter, it will make you lonely, it will demotivate you, it will make you lazy

having someone to share all your moments with, not being smothered by your own thoughts, feeling loved, is great, no matter what you say, and you should never, ever give up on this, no matter how far-fetched or hopeless it might seem

just stay determined, robots

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You just watch, the quality of threads on /r9k/ is going to rise significantly today.
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Robots have no concept of quality. Only efficiency.
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I hope you're right op
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>>24306807

You just wait and see anon.

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I had a dream about going to school again.

It's been like 4 years.
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Where you in your undies?
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I still have nightmares about highschool.
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As a guy who failed college I have dreams about going back to collage scarily often.

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Just look at me. Look at this strong Estonian alpha male.

You can keep posting your "wagekek" or whatever threads you NEETs post, but you will never cum inside a woman, let alone multiple women. I have a stable relationship with a 10/10 and fuck 3 plates on the side.

And I don't even have a job yet, I am studying IT in Rakvere and I already have a literal harem of 4 women. Just imagine what I'll be when I'll start bringing in massive paychecks.

You asian beta c.uckolds can only dream of even kissing a woman and you're what, 20? 21? Meanwhile I was already getting blowjobs from my first few plates when I was 14 (and they had boyfriends, fuckers had no idea)

By the way, my cock is 8.7 inches long with 6.1 inch circumference, and all my plates have said that after fucking my cock, they weren't able to come from their 6 inch boyfriends and they had to replace their 7 inch dildos with 9 inch ones.

So, not only are you NEETs socially behind, you wouldn't even be able to compete with me because women simply won't even feel your 5 inch boyclits. And let's not even talk about my deadlifts.

Let's face it: the only solace you have is posting "wagekek" threads all day long while mommy serves you another plate of hot pockets to fill your 500 pound belly.
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He looks more fragile than those flowers he's holding
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Some of you kuckolds might say that I'm going to fuel your toxic and unhealthy lifestyle with taxes, but guess what? I am fine with that. Providing you betas with a little cash each month is going to keep you alive and you won't starve to death like you would without me.

I make sure to keep your pain and misery going. Your worthless, girlfriendless existence. Not giving you NEETbux would put you out of your misery and I don't want that. I want you to suffer as I fuck all those potential women you could be fucking. Or rubbing clits together, in your case, since you just have an enlarged clitoris and not a real 8 inch plus like me.
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>>24306761
top thread 10/10

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this is the last text message i received
i dont know anyone called ryan

i dont know what i expect anyone to do with this information it just made me feel sad and i thought id share
feels thread i guess
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Lead him on and see if you can get his dick pics
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>last text message i received
>A year ago
>Original Content
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>>24306736
this is a screenshot containing a timestamp

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>tfw Chad will never impregnate me

why live
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>>24306645
Chad here, post contact info and I'll impregnate you.
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DESU it's your fault for not looking like that cute girl right there.
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>>24306924
Why does she get Chad and I don't?

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Is it socially acceptable to wear a hospital mask in the US or is it just an asian thing? I want to be able to wear something to hide under
if it changes anything i dont live in a major city surrounded by people, rather a small less populated one
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>>24306625
that's just an asian thing, you'll draw more attention to yourself if you walk around wearing one in america.
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Yes people will laugh at you in their minds
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No, everyone will think you're fucking weird.

There is this fat weeaboo chick in my class, and she wears those at the slightest hint of a cough. She looks ridiculous, and everyone knows it.

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>cuddle/hug oneitis
>raging boner and precum visible

am i just gonna cum in two seconds if i have sex?
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>>24306546
>am i just gonna cum in two seconds if i have sex?
no worries m8, you'll never have sex anyways :^)
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Take pain killers to dull sensitivity and drink a lot of water so you're less likely to cum.
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>precum visible

How do you know? Did you run to the bathroom to check, or just pull it out right there?

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How's my robros doin? Obscure feels thread?

>Fallout 4 downloading slowly
>Other game slowly downloading
>Too tired to read
>Don't want to write

How's your Monday morning?
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>posted face in r9k rate thread
>gets pruned not 5 seconds later
maybe it was for the best
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>>24306384
Chin up Anon. Literally, better angle. Give it a shot.
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>>24306384
>/soc/ and /lgbt/-tier bullshit is finally getting pruned by the janitors

Thank fucking God

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