Today was the worst day of my life.
I have nothing else to live for now.
I would kill myself if I wasn't so much of a coward who fears death. I just can't stand life anymore.
Does anyone else feel the same way?
>>24303746
I feel the same way. Death is the only escape from this hell.
what happened f a a m?
T H E R A P Y
WATCH ME WHIP
NOW WATCH ME MAYMAY
NOW WATCH ME WHIP WHIP
NOW WATCH ME MAYMAY
Can this end pls
>>24303756
>whip meme
>almost 2016
>>24303756
no it can't, anon
NORMIES IDENTIFYING WITH US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24303597
>lelele im so edgy i have barely spoken to anyone in hours
>t. redditor browsing for le dank mehmehs
>>24303666
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT OF MY THREAD
Just did a bunch of free online IQ tests, getting around 138-144 on all of them, for the robots out there that have done real standardized IQ tests, could this be somewhat of an accurate representation of my IQ?
when i took an actual IQ test it was administered by professionals and it took a couple of hours. i wouldn't trust any online tests
>>24303549
Not to burst your bubble, friend, but the vast majority of online IQ tests are rigged to yield positive results to get people to share them on social media for ad revenue. Furthermore, many of them do not follow the guidelines of pattern recognition and similar skills required by any "official" IQ tests.
In addition, IQ tests in general are somewhat of a joke.
>>24303581
how did you score on your professionally administered IQ test?
If you self insert as Azusa it makes K-on a completely different experience.
>>24303540
This is true. It's like watching Fight Club the second time.
Elaborate on this, what does it change?
>>24303540
I would probably quit if I were Azusa.
>Plethora
>Candid
>>24303568
>candidly
>Cornucopia
Massively addicted to fapping.
Usually around 2-3 hours worth a day last night 5 hours straight.
Have a GF, still have to do it any day I don't see her.
Affecting my body and sexual performance.
Anyone here have some specific tips on how to quit completely or similar experiences?
What the hell man we're all holding out here till Decemberr and you're just having a blast. Fuck you man just fuck you
>>24303524
Guilt ridden man Plz help
>>24303569
Just stop watching porn you whore, at least you can use your gf some of us don't have that luxury
Girls who wear skirts are sluts
Sluuuuuuuuuuts!
Men who watch porn are sluts
>>24303544
Nope! Women are sluts by default when they wear garments that shows their legs and gives easy visual access to their undersides!
>>24303463
>>24303677
I thought Tommy was supposed to be ugly and smelly IRL
have you guys considered that maybe if your comment gets muted for its unoriginality it isnt worth posting at all?
>Want to just say 'no' to a yes or no question
>muted for 4 seconds
Get fucked OP, the robot is shit
No because worth is what I deem it to be not what some program dictates it to be. Sometimes I want to convey a message in a simple manner, even though it has been done before I can still share that same view as the person who said it before me. Its more of an annoyance for me if anything.
>actually getting muted
ayy it can't be that difficult not to shitpost
Who else here /badatsex/
>Find gf
>Amazing
>8/10
>Virgin
>Great personality
>Fun in bed
>Try to have sex
>I'm awful at it
>Can't stay in her
>Run out of steam quickly
>Awkward positioning
>Can...
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>can't stay in her
why not?
>>24303129
don't think. you'll get better in time
>>24303129
Put her on top.
What can you take away from her pics?
that she's a whore who simply happens to have a more square jaw than chad thundercock himself?
>>24302926
That she is LITERALLY perfect
Regular girl in a first world country. Probably wealthy by my standards. She's qt in left picture.
Does anyone else have problems relating to other people, not on an intellectual level but on a primitive, visceral level? I went outside yesterday and people talking seemed like animal noises, and it was like being surrounded by predators. Everywhere I looked I saw a pair of eyes and although I managed to keep my shit together it scared the hell out of me. People are these huge 200lb apes that walk around making noises and everyone's cool with that somehow, like it doesn't bother them. If I accidentally pissed one off they could fuck me up! I think I'm losing...
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>>24302777
I've experienced this too. Its like i dont know anything about these weird thongs walking around. I hear the noises, but thats all it is, its just noises. I nod and pretend that things are ok, but deep down I'm completely fucking lost
i dont mean be to mean but it sounds like a lack of stimulus from your time as a baby/infant
>>24302777
You are talking to these predators right now. I suggest you find a way out of the mortal plane.
Had a great night
>have roommate who is from Japan
>Japanese roommate gets a weeaboo girlfriend
>she is unusually attractive for a weeaboo, with nice large tits and blonde hair
>she sometimes sneaks in and stays in the roommates room all night, heard them fucking once and it was short
>he have her a key
>roommate takes a trip back home during Christmas break
>his...
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can you not
sage
>>24302752
To be honest I get kind of a thrill keking him, he is kind of a dick and tried to rub having a gf in my face.
One time I got her to trash talk him and it was so good.
>>24302752
>>24302778
Enjoy it, but realize that you can't kek people forever. At some point you have to find a real gf.
I'm going through the "Wow, I guess I can't just kek people forever" phase right now.
Context: Knew this girl from school, we talked at length a few times, but I've asked her to talk again twice and she said she was busy. Asked her to let me know if she was free and wanted to talk three weeks ago, but she never mentioned it again.
Should I ask her for an unambiguous answer as to whether or not she wants to be friends? I'm not autistic enough to ignore the pretty obvious hints that she's dropped, but I can't help think that there's always a chance that she's just legitimately busy and doesn't realize that I do want to...
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Any advice for poor old me?
>>24302746
> that I do want to be her friend to this degree
She would be your friend to that degree already but she doesn't want to.
>>24302746
She's not bringing it up for a pretty fucking obvious reason, man. She doesn't want to be friends and she isn't going to be friends with you and confide in you and it's not going to build into this passionate thing where one day you confess your love to her and she reciprocates.
What you're meant to do here is stop being thirsty, stop contacting her, and move on with your life.
>tfw no social means of meeting women irl
>hate online dating
>slowly accepting the fact that i will remain alone for the rest of my life
Who else here has given up on living the normalfag life?
Talking to girls on the street works. Just so you know.
Yeah I have. When you don't see yourself as a normal person it's difficult to imagine yourself finding someone who you really connect with.
You pretty much posted my exact thoughts OP. I pretty much do nothing but work and come home to sit on the computer.
I can't imagine how I'd possibly meet a girl. Hopefully I'll eventually learn to be happy alone.