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Currently sitting outside an advisory committee
>tfw second disciplinary action in a year
>tfw I have to listen to a bunch of faggots try and convince the dean to kick me out because their feelings got hurt
JUST
>>24308497
Fucking normie
>not just venting your frustrations online and keeping silent IRL
tell us what happened then
tl;dr
>>24308528
So this landwhale in one of my computing classes kept coming on to me. The adjunct professor thought r was hilarious as did the rest of the normalfags who laughed at me finally "getting some action". I just flipped a desk one day and went off at the class about how they don't know what it's like to be 100% rejected and undesirable your entire life and told the fat cunt to jump out the window and die
>mfw you realize you are only alive on Earth once
This was your only chance. You will never exist again after this.
It only hurts while you're alive. We all end up not existing. So in the end it really doesn't matter, only matters now.
Recognizing it was random helps, also admitting to yourself others have had it far worse. At least I probably won't be tortured to death.
>>24308421
That's just earth, man. I'll miss it here but there are other dimensions and shit.
Assuming matter or w/e is infinite and whatnot, after countless millennia the exact arrangement of atoms that are you will rearrange again, with the exact same consciousness. Not necessarily in the exact same Earth or society however.
Just don't put too much time into thinking how long it'll take, you won't notice anyway.
who /zen/ here?
im only 25 but i already feel like i don't care about anything
I envy u. I'm wound tight. How'd u do it?
zen is more like not-caring about no-thing.
23 and feel exactly the same.
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh my GOD I've been holding that in all day just for you! So you better show your appreciation and huff it up then get to cleaning my sweaty ass!
>>24307962
*pulls out .45 magnum*
You're farting days are over bitch
i just jacked off 5 minutes ago so this is now disgusting
you're gonna have to wait an hour before the thought of licking a girls sweaty ass turns me on again
>>24308013
This, gonna go to buy some bananas, I will get one for you
Autism hat.
People haven't worn that since the 1940's
>>24307854
Guess all those sicilian grandpas have autismitis then
When will they go the way of the fedora? It's inevitable
Who here /Desperateforwageslavery/ here?
>Parents business crumbled in 2008
>Let renters go years without paying fucking rent
>Try to tell them they actually need to make them pay rent and restructure the store
>REEE YOU DIDNT WORK HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KNOW
>Business collapse, divorce
>Now mom trying to buy a business in a fucking box for $4000 with no business plan, partners, or any experience.
>Try to convince her to actually think before she does it
>REEE YOU DONT KNOW REE I CAN DO IT REE
I need to leave, get me out of here. I can't take this shitty drama movie anymore.
>>24307843
If what you mean by "ledesperateforwageslavery" is I wish I wasn't a pathetic NEET and I had a job?
Then yes. I wish I wasn't. But I am, an Apple can never be an Orange no matter how much it wants to.
>>24307843
>failing college
>parents dont listen to what I say because lolnojob
>need to get job so I can tell them I'm switching majors and dropping out of uni
>9k already spent
At least most of them were generic credits that can transfer over.
>>24307881
Not a NEET, but in college.
It costs too much to live in a dorm, plus only jobs around here are minimum wage jobs that seems to never hire anyone. I use to apply to a bunch of stores that had help wanted signs, no call back and the help wanted signs are still there a year and a half later.
I also want to block my fucking head off everytime I wake up. Don't believe the lie that it gets better, it doesn't.
>you will never have any friends
>>24307821
YES I FUCKING WILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24307821
>Tfw having friends
>>24307821
Already have, get rekt OP.
(inb4 REEEEE get out normie)
Last year I was becoming depressed over being NEET, but now I'm realizing, that home is safe and nice.
>normie goes to work
>gets shot on the street
>normie goes to a bar
>gets blown to pieces
>normie goes to a club
>trampled, then burns to death
>normie goes on a vacation
>gets bombed mid-flight
Everyone is constantly afraid and panicking - for a reason. They won't find me in my home. Statistically, I'm living the safest, comfiest life possible. Even my parents have stopped blaming me and I can feel their jealousy.
NEETs and Nogs are first in line to get drafted if/when shit hits the fan. Enjoy your false sense of superiority for as long as you can.
>>24307645
>NEET stays at home until late 30s
>Gets helium to suicide from depression
Living the life of kings there m8.
holy shit even your parents have given up on you? that must sting
That feel when a girl is initially attracted to you but after going out with you you can feel her attraction diminishing more and more by the minute. How do I achieve the opposite? How do I get her more attracted? How do I hook her at least so that I'm free to fuck around as much as I want later?
silent bump
>>24307638
How fast do they lose interest? Apparently a lot of women get turned off if you're not moving fast enough.
>>24307638
Even if a real robot gets a gf this is always the inevitability.
The game is rigged, there's no way you can keep her. Girls just hurt people like us, because we are different.
fembots and robots of /r9k/, is this true?
>>24307575
It's true 100%
>>24307575
You decide.
I've started to man up and I feel better. I think girls should man up too.
>tfw you left your fridge open
lads, check your fridge RIGHT NOW. It could be open...
>>24307476
you think that's bad, have you ever left a freezer open?
QTB
>>24307476
Thanks, my fridge wasn't open but my freezer was, could have been terrible all my tendies defrosting
thanks for the heads-up, though I just passed the fridge on the way back upstairs. I will head down as I leave to check that it is still closed.
thanks again lad.
Anyone here has a Playstation ( Vita ) account? I don't really have any multiplayer games right now,but I'm planning on getting Dragon's Crown (it's on sale right now).We don't even have to play any games together or speak or anything,it's just that this "0 friends" kinda hurts.
>>24307450
Also vita no friends reporting in
>>24307450
I don't have a vita. Only have a Psp, Ps2, Ps3, and Ps4.
My tag is: WolfyxZero
You guys can feel free to add me and send me messages. I'm not a furry I came up with that name nearly a decade ago as a kid. It was a megaman x reference.
>>24307450
Oh damn,I completely forgot to tell my tag.It's: Chenin995
With regards to this thread
>>24306794
The technique is simple forum sliding, very effective on /pol/ we can make it effective here.
I had salvaged a few threads that were almost about to fall off the catalog, and marked the posts with "QTB" for 'quality thread bump'#
For some time, the inclusion of those salvaged threads on the top of the catalog managed to push both fembot threads off the front page.
I am just one robot, imagine what we can collectively do, so either make a quality thread, or salvage one at the bottom of the catalog and we can socially cleanse roasties from this board
QTB
>>24307444
Good triple
>>24307444
>Trips
>/pol/ saving us from roasties
It's a good day
>>24307444
Did you do this yesterday with the "pictures of dogs with emotions" thread?
you fuccos will argue over anything
voting purely on taste but blueberries are gourmet-tier
I like both. I eat them in pop tarts or buy the frozen berry mix and put them in oatmeal. I have to direct all my hatred towards women and non-whites. Berry eaters are cool with me.
Cranberry master race reporting in
It combines round goodness with the superior red color
Why are you such keks?
Viva suomi
funny how quality of life make such a difference
>>24307316
Based eastern Europe
![cranberry[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ori3DzB.jpg "cranberry[1]")
