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Describe yourselves using only 3 words, robots
Good for nothing for me
Lost in misery
Waiting for death
good to know that wasn't original
smart nihilistic wicked
We're playing Halo CE on PC. It's free, it's fun, it'll probably lag a bit. Come play. Literally takes 3 minutes tops to download and start playing.
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&confirm=2B21&id=0B6z8XZJUmfiEZUI5c0o3eFBvMG8
Download the game. No installation or anything. Run the launcher and then "Launch Halo".
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=6981
FoV tool. You're gonna want this since the FoV is incredibly low by default. Just run it while the game is running and use the hotkeys - or +
https://www.mediafire.com/?6717q41af6556j9
Install this if your in game chat isn't working.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vidyaHCE
Join the Steam group
To join the server go to Multiplayer->Direct IP>24.224.142.201:2302->Join
Bump
I regional and national and
Bumparino
Shell out of the
this is so viruses
>tfw my normie friends keep inviting me to go clubbing with them
Anyone else knows this feel? How do I politely tell them to fuck off?
don't be rude, they'll stop after a couple of more rejections
>>28889262
yes. i know the feel. it's an awesome feel. go clubbing, it is filled with drunk chicks just begging to be groped.
If you have friends, especially the type who invite you to go clubbing, you are already a normie
Does anyone else deeply crave skin to skin physical contact with women, but don't want to actually have intercourse or be tied town with only one cuddling partner?
I used to post > tfw no cuddle buddy threads, and what you guys told me that men wanting cuddles all the time is beta and feminine - and no girls would want a 'cuddling partner' arrangement, they want to experience cock and use men for protection/provision/social status, and lying around just embracing, groping and caressing is boring for them.
One comment that stuck with me is wanting this arrangement is creepy because its like all I care about is feeling a warm body next to me.
So what do you think. Do you share same desire? Would some women be ok with just cuddling together with no expectation of intercourse and unsure what the relationship dynamic is? Do women even enjoy the feeling of men's bodies touching them as we do feeling theirs? I'm 'ottermode' fit and handsome looking, as reflected to me by people in real life.
>>28889173
>Does anyone else deeply crave skin to skin physical contact with women
It eventually goes away with years. I'm fine with virtual only now, though I need a new girl to fap every 2 weeks or so because I get bored of one really fast.
One thing with porn is that I'll probably never run out of new girls, which is amazing in a sad way.
La bompa
>>28889173
Anons are pretty much right that women don't really want that but I feel the same way you do. I don't really crave sex because I can make my dick feel good all by myself. I've had sex once and I didn't really care for it tbqh. But I've cuddled with a couple different girls and I really want that feeling, just the comfy warmth of a soft female body.
Anyone have a Chad brother?
>be me
>younger by 18 months
>older brother
>literally a male model
>dates 6ft tall Taylor swift look a-like
>even in high school got laid constantly
>watches anime and builds Gundam models but isn't considered a weirdo
>conversly I'm skinny fat, have a big nose, and a baby dick
>>28889067
>big nose
>baby dick
learn to walk on your hands, problem solved
Yep, my 4 years elder brother is 6'4, handsome, athletic and successful in his schooling, career, and social life. I look a bit like him if he were trapped in a holocaust camp with no food or sunlight and got beat up
>>28889067
>have identical twin
>he's a chad with a PhD and I'm a NEET
Whats the best way to kill myself?
Friendly Reminder:
If you qualify for any of the following-
>Female
>Wealthy
>Not socially inept (that means you, failed normies)
>Have non-internet friends
>Do not have a vice (food, drugs, beer, jacking off)
>Have not been browsing 4chan as a whole for longer than at least two-three years
>do not excessively play videogames/watch anime (one or both is fine)
You are absolutely a normalslime and should really get off my baord
>>28889021
if you slapped that ass right now it would jiggle like jellow.
you know video games have been a normie thing for like 10 years now
>Female
no
>Wealthy
no
>Not socially inept (that means you, failed normies)
idk 2 be h
>Have non-internet friends
Yes one
>Do not have a vice (food, drugs, beer, jacking off)
no
>Have not been browsing 4chan as a whole for longer than at least two-three years
07
>do not excessively play videogames/watch anime (one or both is fine)
Depressions made me stop playing video games
OP confirmed not depressed normie
In a week I will be going to my first house party. There's going to be around 15 people there, guys and girls. I'm incredibly autistic when it comes to these situations and there's girls I like there. I'm just thinking that'll I'll probably be standing in a corner alone for most of it.
What do I do r9k?
Alcohol and Weed will make You normal, trust me
just fuck off and die already if you can't do this
>>28890110
Fjdusi dudns xu
>fuck hot prostitutes on a weekly basis
>suddenly, have loving gf of two years
>(quit going to prostitutes three months into relationship)
>seriously been thinking about doing it again lately
...Should I?
I want some excitement again. My girlfriend is hot, but after two years I've gotten used to it. I'm not that horny around her anymore, but I love her unconditionally, though.
I still have a (tiny) conscience, however and I'm really doubting myself whether I should go get one right now or not. My girlfriend is away until monday, so I've got all the time...
Hoping you guys will support me, and if not, then that would say a lot and I won't do it.
bumpk
kljg
>>28888967
Yeah you should go. You've already cheated by posting this thread.
>>28888967
You should take your gf too.
Who do you want to fuck the most right now? It could be a celebrity, someone you know, someone you used to know, a trap, a dog, 2D, a fantasy, whatever.
My waifu, of course.
Original comment.
>>28888949
I wanna fuck life for all it has done.
My wife is a pretty awesome fuck tbqh. But, if I could roll back time and be more suave, my first internet gf. Qt as fuck, and super sweet blonde girl.
Fellow robots, I was wondering if some of you also feel this way.
All my life I have never cared about women and gf, even in my young years I had some crush but it was just the start of my libido. Now I still don't care about things like love, I just jack off when I need it, it helps to have the mind clear and to act rationally.
>tfw no gf
Has never been a thing for me.
I'm also not gay and have no waifu.
I feel the same, im simply uninterested anymore to the point where i no longer bother talking to anything thats female.
You must be really really fat or hideous.
>>28889093
This is not even true.
If you allow me to blog a bit more I would tell you that I have been pretty much a normie in my school's years even if I was an huge vidya player. Average looking, pretty good at sport. I was in a soccer team then I switched for judo. But all of this was boring so I quited
Who here /no gf/?
Why the hell do I want one so badly, all I want is a gf to have loving relationships with and maybe do cool stuff
loneliness general
>>28888876
I WANT ONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28888876
You don't want a "Girlfriend" your body is telling you that you want a mating partner, summer is approaching thus mating season, love is a non-existent entity that we perceive to be real so as to find an excuse to fuck bitches. Love is not real. It's chemicals saying you need to reproduce to pass on your autistic genes.
>>28888965
How do I get rid of these feelings
I can't just ignore them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CU040Hqbas
Do normans really think kids saying this shit are legit instead of realizing their attention whoring parents put SJW words into their mouths to get popular on social media?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLOwDdheFnY
holy shit this video is even worst. at least make them believable by not making a toddler say "love interest". poor kid had to learn all superhero names by heart and is so stressed about getting them right.
>using their own child as a tool to push their agenda
fucking subhumans
Indentity politics is a religion that allows certain people to feel good about thenselves by letting them think they're compassionate and progressive if they say the correct things, and so they don't ever question anything if it's done or said for the sake of "progress". That's why why the ones in the comment section of that video applaud the liberal indoctrination of a young child.
r9k can we have an oddfeels thread?
>tfw will never be a German soldier dying for the fatherland
>>28888777
>tfw you can't curb stomp the nigger trying to fuck your daughter and be praised for doing it
> you will never have a gf
> you will never get 7 8s in a post
>Tfw youll never be a pirate on a ship that has a midget working on it.
>be reborn as a 9/10 female with nearly perfect body and face, good health, no crime in neighborhood.
>be reborn as a 1/10 loser male, short, ugly face, some chronic health problems that make life a burden, but you will become a scientist who discovers the cure to all forms of cancer and you will get full credit for doing so
Which 1 do you choose?
>>28888751
The one at the bottom, the 9/10 female might live with pleasure but there is more to life than pure hedonism. Plus the 9/10 looks will fade and I'll die alone, but with the latter, I will be remembered throughout history as the man who discovered the cure to cancer and be a role model for robots everywhere.
I don't want cancer to get solved. I enjoy that people are suffering and dying by the millions each year.
>>28889190
this is the kind of retards that fall for "contribute to society" meme
id get the easy mode ALWAYS
Holy shit I'm so happy you guys, i just got my first job!
Grats, Anon!
I'm excited for my first official job too. I'll be moving across the country in a few days and a friend will be helping me find work.
Before then, I've just been self employed here and there.
Where will you be working, OP? Hopefully nowhere too shitty, as I assume you're working something entry level.
>>28888703
Be proud! I'm sure you'll make your boss a very happy person too
>>28888703
What job, my dude?
