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Who else fell for the lifting meme? 18yo khv reporting in pic related
>>28889860
>>>/fit/ is that way, bro
Short, stublet fingers.
1/10.
>>28889875
Fit is full of Normos rooooo
Since you guys liked this stupid card game so much, let's go on making more.
>>28889822
i missed a good opportunity to make a trigglypuff card
>>28889854
also a template if you want to join
>>28889863
im exrtemely tired
Is she a nice girl /r9k/?
dunno haven't personally met her
She still browses ?
>b-back that ass up
>She got molested so hard that she can't have kids.
Hot
>be 26 year old hh kv
>end up finding a qt gf while working overseas in China
>we date for a few months and end up getting married
>she comes back to New Zealand with me once she qualified for partnership visa
>we don't have sex because my penis is too big for her (I'm white, she is Asian) and it hurts her
>Still gives me amazing hand jobs and hugs though
>she is the best thing that ever happened to me and always makes me smile
>she starts asking for an open relationship
>she can't be sexually satisfied because my penis is too big it hurts her
>asks if she can fuck Asian guys
>say yes because I don't want her to leave her
>since the relationship is now "open" I start visiting prostitutes to get off
>she finds out and goes crazy
>says I am abusing her trust and starts slapping me calling me names
>tfw in my car now on the otherside of town
>tfw crying
>bringing even more antpeople to nz
yeah fuck off cunt
>>28889713
>actually had faith in a person to be logical
>made an open ended relationship
you fucking idiot. You deserve it for expecting a different result
>>28889713
you got what you deserved for marrying a slut(AWALT), now you too will be divorce raped like J. Depp...
![photo-Big-Tits-Blonde-Lingerie-Mature-Milf-Panties-950856031[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2rU4JSq.jpg "photo-Big-Tits-Blonde-Lingerie-Mature-Milf-Panties-950856031[1]")
Why haven't you fucked your mother yet? Or at least gotten a nice sensual bj from her, that doesn't even count as sex. Its like a back rub.
>>28889692
>implying that I haven't
>>28889692
tfw I want to
>>28889692
because I'm not that degenerate and even if I was she's still way too ugly
Is anyone here high literally 24/7?
First thing I do when I wake up is roll a joint. Last thing I do before I go to sleep is roll a joint. I am high from within 10 minutes of waking up till 10 minutes before I fall asleep.
As soon as I run out of weed, I just take the bus to town and buy some more since its legal here
>>28889823
I had the same problem, gotta cut down on the weed because it makes your depression 100x worse when you think about that shit when high.
>>28889689
Such a waste of money and fries your brain when you do it to much, I lost my best friend like that, the only way he can live now is by getting high, and all his friends around him know it, he always calls them up and asks them to hangout so he can go get high cause he doesn't drive and just uses people now and all that weed smoking made him lose alot of weight and paranoid of people and insecure, I'm not bashing it cause I smoke as well, every few months I'll get a gram of dabs and hit it up in my pen, but even then I prefer to do that alone late at night at home, and when I finish it I'll wait a good 2 months before I smoke again. I understand that its fun and life is more exciting but it definitely has an effect on your psyche and way of living, people who say it don't just bullshit and haven't chronically smoked. But seriously man, every day staying high is just fucked.
>>28889689
same but with dabbing. i get high every 2hours from waking up until going to bed. makes life much more bearable.
I used to get along great with my few friends at high school no matter what was said.
But when I'm talking to normies it seems they don't even get the kindest bantz. I actually never mean to insult people but constantly get these weird 'fuck you too, asshole' looks just when I'm trying to be funny.
How do you stop the habit of turning everything you say into jokes that they won't get anyway?
I know this is going to sound really hard for you but you are going to have to think before you speak. Best of luck
Here's what I do: instead of looking at the negative stuff in what they say/do and poking fun at it, look for the positive and like hype it up or just mention it.
It makes you look better than an asshole who just shits on everything.
Be careful though, I fuck up a lot and act too overly positive to the point where I think people have kinda started to tune me out.
Real life social interactions suck ass, 4chan is much faster and better.
>>28889888
man it suuucks so much because I'm used to perceive negative statements as twice as positive as a nice one. if that makes sense lol
>killing lesbians is a crime
>lesbians aren't a meme
>there are """""women"""""" who don't enjoy penetrative sex with a man
>>28889702
I know that all lesbians are fucking it because of abuse or hatred/envy of men
but there are women who live according do lesbian doctrine, they should be killed for this.
>shitfam trying to false flag with /pol/ shit again
Can you please just get killed by the cops already? We're all tired of waiting.
BTW, for anyone new, pic related is shitfam's """"""""""""""""""""""""""work""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""". Hahahahahahahahahaha.
I want to be spoken to by a mommy girlfriend. I don't care if I have to share her with the rest of the thread occupants.
Please at least post some pictures of some text, talking to us. I guess role play would be fine too. I'm desperate.
I'm bumping your thread ohpee. I want a mommy gf.
>>28890988
Thanks, hopefully a mommy emerges
I have a feeling there's no mommy coming
hrrrmp is any on seen hommer
SAVED thank you blessed op
Now this is fucking funny
>>28891449
Nobody asked you bitch
original bitch
>You have 10 seconds to explain how all women aren't prostitutes
When you pay a hooker you're guaranteed to get laid.
Why do I have only one option?
How can I explain if you only give me one option?
Prostitutes generally get paid for whoring themselves out
What kind of depression do you have and how do you cope with it?
>>28889498
that kind which makes you depressed
I've realised that I no longer know what makes me happy nor do I know what I want from life any more. I feel like a broken shell of a person just floating along.
Minor. I watch stuff on youtube/twitch or play vidya
There's a library about a 10 minute walk from where I live and I'm thinking about applying for a job there. Has anyone here worked at a library? What did you do? What should I expect?
pretty sure you need a special qualification to be a librarian bro
>>28889435
There are people other than librarians that work at libraries.
>>28889459
where are you in the world?
Libraries are prime budget fat for authorities, nowadays most librarys hardly have any librarians in them, let alone extra staff
Post your PC station.
No clean up edition.
Fucking cellphones. No I don't have service. I don't talk or text anyone. Only need it when I am waiting for an interview call from a job.
bump?
origino 2315665
I hope it isn't upside down.
pic related
>sitting on bed
>mom comes in
>something in her hands
>she throws something at me
>mom yells "Take these, they'll be you friends"
>hear her mutter about how useless I am as she walk away
>pick up what she threw at me
>its bobble head turtles
the picture is the turtles, or my new friends I guess
What a strange way to express aggression.
Makes me want to dissect the female brain, they're remarkably bizarre and seemingly random.
>>28889320
Go away Jeb!
>>28889363
maybe shes mocking him by choosing a turtle bobblehead a turtle is slow, hides in its shell, a hermit. idk i maybe over analyzing things, im high as fuck. but either way seems like its a passive aggressive shot at OP.
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