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ITT: We trigger je/r9k/ers
Thanks feminism.
Just fucking kill me.
>>24817162
Why is there a picture of non baby boomers in that image
>mfw getting a gf is an asymptote
Men are good for nothing other than their cocks.
Yet you and the rest of the women constantly fight for our attention, and do nothing but attention-whore and post explicit pictures on 4chan to impress us.
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>>24816966
you spelled money wrong
>>24816966
>Men have literally built civilization and made every modern convenience possible and usable by the masses
>GUYZ ARE ONLY GOOD FOR COCK XD
Anime makes you a faggot. It progresses something like this:
intro-tier anime like the Big 3
>anime dude is badass
intro-tier anime like Code Geass
>girly anime dude doesn't look half-bad
intro-tier anime like K-On
>cute girls doing cute things is cute
>I wanna be a cute girl
intro-tier anime like Baka to Test
>it's a trap! b-b-but he's a cute girl.
>I can be a cute girl too
>uguu
>cock goes here
That explains why there's so many gays on r9k too.
I skipped the intro tier shit and went straight for the boys love anime.
Not true at all
You just had gay feelings in you all along.
>>24816960
Also also have been working on a theory like this.
>Impressionable person watches anime
>anime turns then into trap
>being trap is the first time they get to be open with sex and actually have it
>enjoy life for a the time being
> realize they can keep this up forever
>existential crisis
>they commit sudoku
I"m working on away of coursing them out of this delusion with out them dying.
Soooooo my bf wants me to kek him and I dunno how I feel about that.
Obv I'll do anything to make him happy but I'm worried he'll get hurt. So far he's just wanted me to do stuff like stroke his dick while humiliating him about how the guys in my past were better than him (2bh like ... he's prolly the least dominant guy I've been with and he really is shorter and less endowed than any of them ... like I really don't care at all cause he's cute and I love him but I have a lot to material to use on him hahha). Doing that is ... p fucking weird for me desu but like ... it makes his dick diamonds so hey why not? But obv once this turns from fantasy to real life it gets so much scarier.
I'm worried that if I do what he's asking for he'll have the same feelings as if I had cheated even tho it was consented to. Asked for or not, I still would be going to bed with another dude who is more manly than him and making him feel like he wasn't good enough for me.
Should I do it? How do I not hurt his feelings?
>>24816797
Assuming this is not a troll, if you want your relationship to last into marriage and longer don't fucking do it, but if you don't care about him then do it. Its that simple
probably a bait post but I'll reply. I dont' have any experieince with this but my first thought is that neither of you are prepared for you to enjoy fucking someone else.Think about that part as you think of all teh other parts.
>Should I do it?
It will almsot certainly destroy the relationship. There is no question about that.
>How do I not hurt his feelings?
get him to join a gym and actually start to become more dominant. He sounds like a pushover.
>>24816797
This cannot be real
>OMG shitty greasy slop of BACON cause BACON is my LIFE ok. I CANT EVEN HANDLE THIS omg. my day no my LIFE would be OVER im gonna watch NETFLIX while i eat this
Why the fuck are normies so obsessed with eating garbage and watching tv all day?
Because they don't actually get to eat garbage and watch tv all day like you do.
>>24816747
TV, I don't know. But unhealthy food is fucking delicious. It's a dopamine thing, just like sex and drugs.
You probably eat different kinds of garbage and sit on the internet all day. Is it really different?
>girl likes me
>she's 6 foot
>i'm 5'10
Not sure how I feel about this. She's attractive and nice but when I walk around with her I feel like i'm a child with his mom.
Would you guys be ok with a girl who's taller than you as your gf?
>>24816659
GIVE ME A TALL GF RIGHT NOW
>girl second guesses guy because of his height
WOW WHAT A SLUT! ONLY AFTER CHAD, DUMB BITCH.
>guy second guesses girl because of her height
>totally normal
yep, I"m on r9k
I guess I wouldn't really care as long as I had someone.
would you ever consider being part of an order isolated from the decadence of society and dedicating your life to the pursuit of science technology and art?
>>24816555
Depends, do we get free internet access?
>>24816687
yes
and fap to whatever to get that out of your system
>>24816555
Sounds good senpai, I'm in.
Why are there so many FBI threads lately asking shit about pedophilia and killing rampages
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID SHITS I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS
I am not FBI. I am fellow pedophile. please reveal to me the locations where you look up PEDOPHILIA. I too would like to shoot people. Please inform me of your next attack so I may join you in shooting mormy's. We will bring Alpha uprising together, yes?
aaaaa
dddddd
c-cheese pizza w-where?
ITT: If you had to be a serial killer, what type of people would you target. and what weapon or method would you use to kill them?
The doxxed, and weaponized viruses.
>>24816415
I'd probably target fragile looking women, drug them unconscious, then tear them apart with my hands while laughing.Calm down FBI-kun, I won't do it.
>>24816415
>type of people
normies, especially stacies
>weapon or method
any means necessary, but i guess a blunt object or drowning after a vigorous raping would be most satisfying if i were to plan it out thoroughly
>Become gay at least you'll get laid
>At least you won't be lonely
>Boys are sugar and spice and everything nice
>Girls are make-up and lies
>Boys are pure and stay home playing vidya
>Girls are getting stuffed like a turkey every weekend by all kinds of dicks
>ALL KINDS
>Accept that girls with short hair
>Accept girls with flat chest
>Acccept the penis
>You are now gay
>You love boys
>You want to cuddle, fuck and romantically voe someone of your own gender
Stop running after girls who hate you, stop running from yourself, you need mutual affection, this is as good as it gets.
Make-up and lies I tell ya!
Repent, boipussy is your destiny.
If you're even a third asian then you are nothing but a butt to be fucked. If you're not pretty enough for that, then you are a complete failure.
>>24816110
I agree honestly.
I want to stream my suicide, but I'm too pussy to do it. Help drive me over the edge, /r9k/
if you die and go to hell tell satan i said hi
>>24816074
If I wanted humor, I'd ask for your one rep maxes
>>24816074
plz don't kill yourself
it's not worth it
>"Why does everything have to be logical with you? Sure if you compared yourself to him like that he'd seem like the more attractive guy or whatever, but why do that? So what if most girls would prefer him over you? Anon I can't explain why it is I like you the way I do, but logic doesn't come into it. All I know is that when I can tell you're looking at me I feel the way I've always hoped a guy would make me feel"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqcsAk6wv8]
>>24816072
psychology can explain this
These threads are stupid. Normie girls do not say things like that
>"Goodnight Anon. Thanks for driving so long, I can't believe how long we were on the road! I know my parents will be thrilled to see us arrive early. Gosh the walls in this motel room are really thin, aren't they. I can hear the wind and rain as if we were in a tent or something! Is it ok if I snuggle up to you a little closer than usual tonight? I always sleep much better when I'm close to you"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0hePLlQBI0]
I pledge that from now onward into 2016 I will go full cocoon-mode. It's time to stop worrying about tfw no gf, my past choices, and everything that gets me down. It's time to focus on myself. What do I want to do? What's stopping me from being happy? I will focus on this acne, I will become strong, and I will find out what pursuits satisfy me. What say you, brother? Why haven't you put aside your unhappiness and poured all of your effort into improving yourself? Hopefully when I emerge from this cocoon I can finally be content.
Enjoy having even worse social skills and even more autism than before
Alright has anyone here ever successfully used Cocoon of Evolution. What's the farthest you've gotten with it?
>>24815975
cocoon mode doesn't work, isolating yourself is what got you into this mess and it will not get you out, you will find that you lack the self control to actually achieve your goals while being fully isolated, that is normal, we rely on agents of socialization to motivate us to do a lot of things
What do I say, space robots?
what do you like doing?
what interests you?
she already likes you dumbass just talk to her
ask her what type of music she likes or where she lives
"Yea me too...wanna come over and hang out?"
You'll be banging within 20 minutes of her getting to your place.
You're welcome, think of me when you lose your virginity.
what is my problem desu senpai
>i CAN feel emotions normally
>i'm really detached from drastic events that happen in my life, and i'm also really detached from people's problems when they share them with me. to feel anything i have to conceptualize it on a high level, rather than experience it instinctually
>i canNOT share my emotions/empathetic reactions with other people
>when talking to people I feel the need to "play a character", adopting "appropriate" vocal inflection/facial expressions, so that i can appear normal
>even if i DO somehow end up feeling something, i literally can't express my true feelings to the other person. it has to go through the filter of this "character" im playing for them. i still have to go through all the motions of consciously trying to appear normal
>i promise im not autistic, i swear to god tbqh (to be quite honest) family[/spoiller]
is my shit fucked up or what?
>>24815926
[email protected]
If youre not a troll then youre probably the closest thing ive seen to what I feel like, hit me up
>>24815926
I think you feel a bit too much. To the point you "detach" yourself from your problems and those of other people. A defense mechanism, like your "personas" and filters
>>24815926
What if someone tried to cut through your bullshit? Would you react by keeping up the facade, or instantly cave?
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