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why is he so smug?
Because he doesn't trade away all his free time like a peasant.
>>24824562
Because he is worthless leach, a typical nigg nogg mentality
Because he's not a slave, and doesn't feel the need to make excuses for his actions unlike wagekeks.
Good night robots, see you tomorrow morning.
I love you all, feel free to using this thread for what you prefer.
sweet dreams
Good night, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKiph4Pren4
can we please post comfy bed pictures because sleeping is the only nice thing in life
who wants to suffer here?
i dunno how to explain this.. but its like, i don't want to go do normie things, even if they make me feel happy for a while, because i think it's just a distraction from the true nature of the world, and the true me, which is suffering. i feel like if i can stay in that suffering and see it down to its depths, i can somehow solve this dilemma. i could try and get back to how i was before this darkness, back to a regular life with everyone else, but it seems so fake, like its not worth the effort it takes to uphold, and i've seen through the curtain now so i could never go back, like something broke in me. i feel like i have to stay with my suffering, else i'll lose all the work i've put into it so far, its like i have something to prove and doing "fun" activities just distracts me from that.
anyone relate?
get over it man
don't waste your life.
were all suffering. its the universal language
>>24824556
> le wasting life meme
fuck off normie
Reminder that you exist, here, now, at this very moment that you are reading this, and that what happens to you is solely within your power to control. There are vast forces outside yourself over which you have no power, but you have TOTAL power over your own choices.
If you are not the person you want to be, there is a very simple -- though very hard -- solution: think about what the person you want to be would do in any given situation, and then make those choices. You will then *become* that person.
This place is toxic, robotfriend. There are many people here who want you to fail, to stay trapped in your misery and weakness because then they won't feel so bad about being miserable and weak themselves. You can be better than them. Within you right now is the power to stop being small and bitter and frightened. Stand up and be strong. There is no secret, no special ritual involved. Simply declare, right now, this moment, that you are not weak, and that you will reach out your hand to take what you want from this short life without fear or hesitation.
Dare to manifest your Will, robotfriend. The snivelling little under-men in here will hate you for it and for your strength, and you will laugh because you no longer fear the judgement of small men.
>>24824356
That's beautiful m8. The key to happiness is an open mind. One love.
>think about what the person you want to be would do in any given situation, and then make those choices. You will then *become* that person.
You're saying manlets can will themselves to grow taller and blacks can change their skin colour with thought? No, they can't. Fucking normies are so stupid.
>thinks i have no power over outside myself
do you like food or sex better ?
legit question
Well my gf is tight as fuck n pretty vanilla.
Will let me spend 5-10 minutes playing with her clit to make her come but when it comes to me or sex, it's vanilla. No blowjobs any more either because it's "degrading"
Mfw she used to swallow my loads no problem
starting to resent her
>>24824282
food
I'm female.
i prefer laying down and rotting
Just came home to this on the fridge.
wut do?
>>24824227
Sounds like mummy is ready for some of your cummy to be inside of her tummy to be perfectly honest with you family.
Odds that this is from a college dorm kitchen and some normalfag was trying to show off their powerlevel?
>bread with HFC
Want more, robots?
please no god
>not green or blue eyes
get this shitskin out of my sight
that push up bra is putting in serious work. good for it.
ITT we chose one picture to sum up our sordid life thus far
pic related, its mine
insert something to please the robot
I guess I have to be a person.
Bloc blox
>>24824018
Anyone have the shrek edit?
>18 years old
>finally get a qt 7.5/10 gf that has similar interests to me and actually fucking likes me
>first girlfriend and girl who liked me back
>feels really good
>until recently she started acting distant
>found out she cuts herself and attempted suicide 2 weeks before I asked her out
>i try talking to her about it but she just gets more distant
>always says "everyone I open up to leaves and I dont want you to leave me"
>literally the biggest beta ever wouldn't even dream of leaving
>went to party last sat and we both get drunk
>I tell her I love her and she says i'm lying to her
>feels bad because I really do
>starts ignoring me so I ask her friend what the deal is
>her depression came back and she wants a week to think about things
>scared the next time I see her she will break my heart
>worst part is, she thinks she's bringing me down and is making me depressed even though I'm the happiest I've been in my entire life when I'm with her
>I literally never get mad at her and treat her super well
>all her friends really like me and think whats she's doing is fucked up
She thinks I'm too good for her... I hate myself.
have any of you had a similar experience?
You're a faggot, but I do like feels threads.
This speech always gives me some kind of feeling whenever I read it. Imagine what it'd be like to be stranded on the moon with no hope. I'd like to know how that feels actually.
>>24823967
I wish I could find a depressed qt where I can always be there for her
>>24823967
Show her this dumb-ass thread to show that to truly care.
>"If I lose weight people will like me"
>lose 70 pounds in 5 months and nobody gives a shit
>"If I move to another country for Uni I'll have a fresh start so I can reinvent myself"
>make no friends, alone all the time
Why does nothing I fucking try ever fucking work familia
I biked 30-40 km every night for months straight to not be a fat piece of shit and I have yet to get even a touch of attention from girls. Not even prolonged eye contact
Why even try
>if i do x people will give me attention
>>24823906
Because the whole get /fit/ meme is bullshit, you can have an alright body but it doesn't change your face, personality, style, etc.
Do you try to talk with someone?
You guys are fucking liars
>muh friend zone
friendzone isn't real
After I stop thinking all women are heartless succubi
After I realize "Chad" and "Stacy" are literally mental blocks to becoming a functioning member of society
I have a fucking girlfriend I work as EMT and make good bucks
I even have made friends and even go to gatherings and still do what I love
But you always said it was never worth it but in reality you just wanted other people to fester with you
I don't care if I'm a normie now, because if I am a normie I adore it
Cool story OP enjoy life.
>>24823752
This board is cancer. Fellow EMT here. Everyone claims they are logical emotional creatures but when presented with the hard psychology and science behind the group think present in holding each other back and nihilistically sabotaging the self they just scream you down and call you fag. It's literally no better than the hive mind of tumblr. Maybe worse. Atleast tumblr has a pretense of giving a fuck about mental health issues.
Happy hanukkah go-i mean good friend :^)
>"so anon its cool"
*slurps al dente linguini*
>"Cool that your like doing your own thing for now or whatever,"
*wipes red sauce off lips*
>"but like, like what do you want to do in the long term?"
take over
Was she raised in a fucking barn
>>24823727
bang u long term
>presenting as a woman
>boarding flight to Seattle
>pilot says "Good morning, SIR."
it's what you get for being a fucking subhuman special snowflake
sage
>>24823665
>presenting as a woman
sometimes i think humanity has overstayed its existence
>>24823665
Tranny faggots like you would be going to shitattle
Kill yourself
Would your life have been any different if you were born exceptionally attractive?
Yes.
The robot would still be a dick though.
why make the same type of thread over and over again
Attractive enough for your entire life to be handed to you on a silver plate?
None of us would be here.
How does it make you feel knowing that even the supreme sperglord Elliot Rogers was coveted by a woman at some point in history?
>>24823446
Either she is attention whoring and/or it's the fact that women desire criminalized dangerous men.
Women are so fucked.
>>24823485
>women desire criminalized dangerous men.
this
she is only wet because he killed a bunch of people
>>24823446
it makes me feel worse for myself
