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Anyone willing to post a family reunion picture and let us guess which one you are? This isn't my family btw, I found it on google.
>green shirt on the top right
Hopefully no one gets recognized.
>>24825704
Back row third from the left.
Who here /givenup/
>drank 17 apple ciders today
>haven't gone outside in weeks
>havent brushed my teeth or showered in weeks
>currently drinking a bottle of rum
>sold my xbox one to buy more alcohol
>eat literal shit, pizza and nachos daily
>getting close to 200 pounds
It is oddly comforting
ur gonna die dude
Currently still in pic related mode.
Still a few more years to go before the struggle over
>>24825438
>mom bought two bags of kitkats Sunday
>I have already eaten them all
>"hey anon, what happened to all our kitkats?"
>"Hey anon, Greta's boyfriend claimed to her that 'every guy masturbates' can corroborate this? How often do you like masturbate or whatever? "
its killing me lol thats how much
>>24825258
All the time. In fact, I'm even masturbating right now!
>>24825337
dammit, you beat me to it
just broke up with my girlfriend
how do i deal with being alone /r9k/
>>24825257
self bump cause im a faggot
>>24825257
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you fucking faggot
listen to this song... were all alone by mad season. ps layne staley song
>Tfw two digit IQ
98 reporting in.
>take online iq test
>113
probably not accurate. id had results in the double digits before
>>24825254
>take test at doctor's office
>156, qualified as genius
>fap and watch anime all day
>tfw my iq is the last 3 digits of this post
What do you think your future gf is doing right now robots?
I love the naive optimism in this post.
Browsing r9k, hopefully she sees this.
>>24825169
walking into the doctor's office, scheduling his sex change
why do YOU need feminism, r9k?
>>24825160
so i can crush puss
Because I want to be a useless cunt just like a woman but not be judged about it
>>24825160
So I can have something to make fun of
You ever have one of those times where everything has been going wrong for days and things just keep building until you lock yourself in your room and start crying over your old crush or ex, wishing you had had another chance with them or that they would come and save you from this mess, even though they're completely unrelated to your current problem and you know they'll never come back and probably don't think about you or miss you at all.
I'm having one of those times now senpai ;_;
obviously a women anyone could tell be this pathetic disgusting makes me sick
I'm familiar with the feeling of everything going wrong. But there's never been a woman in my life.
Sorry but I think you're a normalfag
women confirmed
How do we find the robot?
>>24825046
it's the one off screen eating cold spaghettios
Put in a "Pretty Girl" the robot will not react to it
the robot might not want to be found
What kind of porn do you watch /r9k/?
If it's 2D I'll watch pretty much anything but for 3D I only watch lesbian andtraps
Only 2d and the yellow people
I used to try to deny my weird sexual bullshit, but now I just fap to anything that makes my dick tingle
Just embrace your weirdness dudes, it's a super satisfying feeling and it feels smug getting to hide your powerlevel from all the normies
Also to anwser your question OP, as I said, I'll jack it to anything that gives my john thomas a zippity zap
giving up porn was a great decision tbqh
Who has deleted their facebook accounts here?
How is life without it?
I deleted my facebook account like four years ago and it sends me emails every single fucking day telling me to come back.
i did. facebook is not good
Never even had one. I imagine it's just having one more thing to worry about.
>Post thread.
>No replies.
Still none.
Why should they? What's your offer?
>shitpost in thread
>no replies
>>24824876
My offer is my loneliness...
You have 10 second to explain why you not eating curcumin. You really should if you are robot
>>24824688
w-will this cure my cancer?
doctors of /r9k/ pls respond
>>24824752
that aint cancer, thats just old twisty teste. gotta stop wearing tight jeans m8
>>24824792
u sure my friend?
Its been growing in size for years and I have a few bumpy freckles on my shoulder now too
>tfw you'll never just be a kid playing flash games and watching Sonic/DBZ sprite animations ever again
This is the ultimate showwwdown, of ultimate destiny! Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_x03_O4xoM
do you listen to sleepy cast? it's a group of animators and voice actors from newgrounds, like spazkid and psychicpebbles, who put out a podcast every friday
What do you want for Christmas /r9k/? I need ideas. I honestly can't think of anything I want, my interests have petered out.
You just made me realize that I want literally nothing. Thanks a lot.
I was going to buy some new running shoes. I already have a pair but I'm certain that if I buy a new pair, it'll motivate me to run more. That's about it, I guess. Might buy some clothes and stuff.
>>24824631
Get a Wii and Resident Evil 4 + Xenoblade Chronicles
