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Does it get better after High school? Please tell me it does.
>>24827314
not for you it doesn't
it gets better, but more alone, which might make it worse.
I genuinely want to know this too.
>Walk into park
>see this
what do
>>24827058
kick his balls as hard as I an and run, of course
Probably plow him in the ass, to be honet.
>>24827058
Ask him politely to put his pants back on, as it is a public park, and not wearing pants is inappropriate.
If you dress like this, people are going to treat you like you're autistic.
>>24826852
I live in the midwest, fag. Everyone dresses like that.
>>24826852
Depends. If you don't have a good manly figure and juicy calves - yes, probably.
Are those New Balance brand Autism shoes?
Do not respond to any "fembot" threads. Immediately report all "fembot" threads. They do not, and will never belong here.
fembot here, you guys need to chill. we don't shit up your threads so let us have ours
>>24826792
Reported.There is no reason for you to be here.
>>24826792
yeah you do and you are shitting this one up now
get out you normie
Reminder to get off 4chan and study for your exam/do your paper/project/etc.
Turned my project in last today. It was a shit show. I am here to try and forget about it.
>>24826724
what was so bad?
Just got an 85% on my final final, so I don't have shit to do. Fuck off op
What are you afraid of? Just have a drink with us, Anon!
im afraid i love you.
>those ugly women
>dat fucking pig disgusting hobo-urine excuse for alcohol
holy shittttt nooooooo
I'd be doing Jell-O shots off of those tits. Don't tempt me girls
>tfw just want a close female friend, not even a gf, to talk about feelings and shit without the added baggage of a relationship
How do I get one of these
me too..i dont know honestly. i think girls are the ones affraid they might start to feel.
If we have stuff in common I'll be your friend. What are your hobbies and interests?
my hobbies.. guitar gung fu and god
Was Dexter a robot?
>good looking
>intelligent
>had a nice career
>had friends and family who loved him
>had sex with attractive women every season
my vote is "no". excellent show though. I'm re-watching it now, actually.
no he was not.
Why are there so many thread shilling this show?
Well /r9k/, I cried myself to sleep last night.
I haven't cried in years. I thought my emotions were more or less numbed to the point where I thought I didn't feel anymore, but I couldn't sleep and thoughts were racing through my head about how pathetic I am and all of these situations that I've been in with girls and screwed them all up by spaghetti-ing my way out of the premises,how I have no friends to confide in, how I keep telling myself that I'm ok and am an emotionally strong person after going through some shit and not crying like watching my father die of leukaemia and being in 3 car crashes, but really everything around me is falling apart and I just realized how mentally and emotionally unstable I really am.
This time I cried, and I cried hard. Really, really hard. It got kind of gross with all the snot everywhere and I kept getting a shortness of breath.
However, I felt like there was so much pain and frustration being released. It was honestly quite relieving.
When was the last time you cried /r9k/?
Cant remember
wont be much longer now senpai
I think it was about 2 weeks ago. I was crying for a friend, who's been so hurt and damaged, and I just didn't know how to help her.
Last time I cried I was in boot camp. It was my first night there. I was thinking what a fucking mistake I made. 6 months later after all the training bullshit I'm doing pretty much the same shit I was doing before I left.
I thought it'd be good for me but nothing really changed.
I'm probably gonna cry tonight. Been missing some old friends from a couple years ago. They were net friends but I think those were my best friends I ever had. I know I was the happiest when I was with them.
Making friends is hard.
So I was happy, thinking I would finally get alone time with this girl I really fucked up with and make things right. I made hot chocolate and dimmed the lights a bit and put on Pandora. She came to my dorm and we sat down. I tried to sit close to her and establish man to woman vibe but she just pushed me away but I took the signal and thought I would try again later. It was quiet for about 5 minutes and I asked her if she was alright. She didn't respond she, just nodded and texted something on her phone to a guy named Charles. I started my apology and told her everything and told her that I like her and would like to start out as friends and maybe one day work towards something more. All she said was "Thanks for the apology but I don't think that would work out.". When I asked why she didn't reply and she just got up and walked towards the door. I grabbed her arm before she could get out because I wanted to try one more tactic on her, but then she screamed and yanked her arm away and opened the door. He boyfriend was standing right in front of the whole time. He pushed me so hard I flew back and knocked over my TV. He walked over to me, I'm in deep fear at this point. I can't even get up. All I can do is say I'm sorry. He starts kicking me in the ribs and punching me in the face. He ends by slaming my TV on top of me. She says "Thats enough Charles, maybe he will learn this time.". When I woke up I was covered in blood and my room was destroyed.
I've locked myself in my room ever since and I haven't spoken to anyone.
>>24826060
>I Will Never Find Love
okay
>>24826060
Here is where u fucked up op:
Attempting to initiate any contact with a succubus. There were so many signs hinting that she wasn't interested and probably have a bf.
But all in all, sorry this happened to you bro. Welcome to the uni robot club
Hey dipshit you obviously didn't know her well enough if you didn't know she had a boyfriend
Girls drop that shit in like 10 min flat if they're not interested
Then you made it worse by apologizing, don't apologize for shit to a woman. You're a man and you damn well intended to do everything you did
>be me
>see a sad looking guy sitting on a bench
>He's looking at the ground
>I come up and say hi
>he kinda looks up and mumbles an "oh...hey", all the while frowning and generally looking like a miserable idiot
>Sit down next to him on the bench
>he doesn't even acknowledge me, continues to stare at ground, this time with his head even lower than before
>Ask him what's the matter and tell him he should try to smile in public
>He literally gets up and runs away at full speed
>I'm dumbfounded, but then I burst into laughter.
Would any of you guys be like that? I'm kinda working out whether I should be here or not. There are some weak people here it seems but there are lots of normal people too?
That guy probably suffered from abuse. What the fuck is the matter with you?
That or he could have been on some really strong acid.
i had a guy basically do this at a movie theater the other day and my first thought was "found the robot"
you're a fucking retard op, I hope you kill yourself. fucking idiot. get off our board you normie scum
how come single moms post their kids as profile pics on tinder
Because their ugly offspring is all they have, it is their entire identity.
because for a reason I was gonna just make as a joke that I can't say because it's too depraved >:)
>>24825864
Dude, look where you are. I don't think anyone here is really gonna give a fuck if you say it.
>get haircut
>girls start to look at me more
>heard a girl call me handsome
Maybe there's up hope for us robots after all
>>24825617
Post pic of body
lol comment not original
>tfw scared to go to a barber or salon because balding
I'm rooting for you friend! What haircut did you get?
Who /night walk/ here?
My social anxiety and bouncing when I walk keeps me inside during the day so around midnight or later I go for a walk around my neighborhood. Normies just ruined that though. They've replaced the old orange streetlights with white LED ones that are as bright as flood lights and ruin the night time comfyness among other things.
>>24825579
The Christmas decorations at night make me depressed so I have to wait untill the holidays are over to go walking again.
>>24825579
There is already a thread. >>24823949
>They've replaced the old orange streetlights with white LED ones that are as bright as flood lights and ruin the night time comfyness among other things
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY IS EVERYTHING GOOD DESTROYED?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD REEK OF DECAY?
WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS?
I'm so fucking sorry, OP. You're living through my worst nightmare. I can't believe this is happening.
Well guys, I finally have a car.
Bought an 04' Audi A6 2.7t.
The thing is.....I still have nowhere to go.
Nice car, OP.
>>24825580
Thanks man. I've been without one for so long, it feels nice.
It helps that its something that I wanted too.
Just sucks I have nowhere to go in it or anyone tto show it to.
>not buying american
Hopefully you'll never need to get parts for it
