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If you could ban any group of people from ever posting here again who would you pick?
Steam thread shitposters and by extension all avatarfags.
The unironically bitter virgins. Easily the worst posters. So angry.
either women themselves or any robot who posts a thread that starts with "femanons, _____".
Where do the terms "chad" and "stacey" come from?
You couldn't connect the dots?
>>24830831
chad is the undisputed chad name, stacy was created as the antithesis
you whore
They don't have longer versions of their names
>30 years old
>highest education is an Associates degree in Mathematics
>no goals
>no motivations
>in dead-end wageslave cashiering/customer-service job
>no future
Halfway through my lifespan and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I "grow up." Why even carry on?
I enjoyed Journey.
>>24830802
Me too. The unique multiplayer aspect to it is what really made the game, in my opinion.
>>24830862
Yes, making little marks in the snow and some player showed me a glitch to get out of the map.
Why are the normies so angry?
Kiera? Why are you posting on r9k? Stop ignoring me.
>>24829899
Civilization is collapsing all around them and they don't know why, Anon. They're looking for someone or something to blame. They won't look at themselves.
>>24830263
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink
this is the future you chose
>there are people presenting the news just a few years older than you
>you haven't even began a career yet
>There are people living successful lives that are younger than you are
Yeah at 26 some of my peers are millionaires making decisions that make impacts in the world and creating a legacy and here I am here I am being a piece of shit
>>24829819
>tfw 30
>tfw everyone seems more successful than me
>ywn be a psychopath
>ywn be completely shameless and use people indiscriminately for your own gain
why would you want to be mentally ill?
Not a psycho but ive got antisocial personality disorder I dont understand why you would want this
>>24829767
>he thinks having NarcAsoPD equals being a cool and ruthless bastard slowly prowling to success
Look up Luis Garavito, my friend, he was a legit psychopath. IRL, those people just end up in jail. If they are really, really lucky, they might become a bank manager or something.
Those Hannibal Lecter/Lou Bloom-types dont really exist, never trust the Hollyjew.
post ITT if you love your mommy
Your mom will die in your lifetime.
Love her for bringing an unnecessary life into overpopulated world? I was an unplanned teen pregnancy.
>>24829706
GODDAMNIT
I RELY ON HER SO MUCH. WHO WILL BE MY MOMMY? WHO WILL LOVE ME?
Are you all aware that the feelings of depression and unhappiness that you are feeling are only increased by spending time here? What sort of man deserves help when he will not attempt to help himself?
Even if you don't believe in some deity, the cosmic forces are with those try
>>24829557
i think you mean "with those that try"
either way i agree
k.. not original
>>24829557
>What sort of man deserves help when he will not attempt to help himself?
I agree. All men should just die if they can't find a reason to live.
Another one of these threads because the last one 404'd before I was done.
If there's two in a spot it's because I couldn't decide between the two.
>this normie
Blank template
>>24828726
It was going fine until Bernie Sanders
too lazy to fill this completely.
How come guys are called manchilden for not wanting to get married or have kids and just spending their time to themselves and their interests?
No idea anon. Maybe someone else will come and tell us.
>>24828508
Feminists are going through the stages of grief. They're still stuck in denial. Although they know it to be true, they won't admit that decades of attacking men has resulted in men who are not at all interested in participating in society.
So instead of admitting that their reckless social engineering has created a Frankenstein, they deny it all and try to place the blame on men.
The faster the feminists die childless the better.
According to my sister women think that maturity is supporting them and their children.
post whatever comfy shit you got
>>24828344
Washington is max comfy for people who like the ocean and mountains and pine trees.
Just stay out of Seattle.
comfyroomtbqhfam
raining comfy
SERIOUSLY why don't you guys just date catholic girls?
>loyal
>date for marriage
>virgins though some might not be, they have slept with a low number of dudes
>conservative, and hot as fuck
> want a single family home with man as the leader, proud of their beliefs
> feminine as fuck
pic related
Seriously though catholic girls are literally god tier
>>24826958
>>24827177
I used to think this when I was naieve. Now I know that Catholic girls are just as slutty as others, they just rationalize it differently. For protestant sluts its, "oh em gee im christun but its 2015 and jesus didn't mean what he said like totes."
For Catholic sluts its, "I am a virgin because my holy hole has not been penetrated. But handys don't count, swallowing jizz don't count, and the poophole is the loophole."
But its a nice fantasy, OP.
>>24827675
*naive
psych ward and mental illness storys general
post your storys
The shape of that room would be enough to gas light me into insanity
>>24826844
You don't like maximized sunlight?
I was in The psych ward for two weeks and it started off really weird mostly because I was drifting in and out of heavy psychosis but once I got my meds changed it was really boring, spent most of my time walking up and down the hall talking to some of the cooler people. This was my third time inside a psych ward but the first two times I wasn't 18 yet so I went into the children's unit, which I liked a lot more.
CHAD BINGO TIME
HOW CHAD ARE YOU?
only have not a virgin
everything else is ridiculously outlandish wth
you should be making the chad terms easy to get so you can ree at people for getting bingo and telling them to "gtfo of my board"
>>24826580
.i guess i shouldn't be here hahaha
>>24826683
guess im too chad
(does asian girls count i was a international student from kenya in south korea)
Can someone redpill me on okcupid and other dating websites?
What about tinder? Does a robot stand a chance?
Anyone have any experiences they want to share? Please feel free to.
>>24822295
i'm going on a date with a qt from both okc and tinder
it's very worth it, anon. you just gotta put effort into it
As someone who maintains ~7 fake female OKC profiles, let me tell you
You are a faceless shitter in a sea of men (both chads and bots alike)
Unless you've got a way with words that can swoon a woman off of her feet, it's all worthless to these roastie whores. Unless you have the face of a god it's no use.
I've read on r9k a lot of tinder success stories but, like everything else on this board, who knows if it's real or not
>>24822339
maybe i was being too cynical. i can work in rare cases but the way the average robot goes about themselves will make it a challenge
say against it and you're probably a normie
