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This is a song for those
Who lost their hope
A long a long time ago
I know someday that you will find it somehow
Because you're not too old
To accomplish goals
And all the answers are within your soul
It's up to you, you gotta figure it out
Uh huh
Whether you want love or money
Good fortune or fame
You want a brand new card
You want the world to change
You better take some action right now, oh yes
Because there's nothing in the world that you can't get
So don't fill your life with confusion and regret
You better take some chances right now
Well you can gain the world
But for the price of your soul
Yes I know, well I know, yes I know
You can gain the world for the price of your soul
But I hope you take the road less traveled
And I hope you find the courage to grow
Well I hope you find the courage to grow
you dont get it retard.
>>24835440
That's not very nice. What don't I get?
we want deeeaath.....the ride is shit. life is game for dumb things
Listen up robot.
I know how you're insecure about your looks.
I know how much you hate being below 6'0
I know how you stare in the mirror in disgust at your out of shape body.
I know how you stare lustfully at women
I know how it saddens you that you'll never obtain the one you want because you're not "Chad"
Instead of worrying about the things that you can't change, like your height, or the shape of your nose, or your thin paperlike lips, how about you start changing the things that you have control of?
Work hard.
Achieve all you can in terms of education.
Stay that extra hour at your job to get those papers filed, instead of leaving to go home and jerk off.
Take care of your body.
Not everyone can afford a gym membership, believe me, I know, but there are many ways to efficiently gain strength and lose weight without one.
Instead of living vicariously through video games as a strong, Nordic viking, obtain the body of one.
Give it a shot, robot.
Then maybe, just maybe, after taking care of yourself
You might obtain that dream qt that you've always wanted.
You might even finally be happy.
>>24835214
but how do I get and keep motivation for all this?
dont want what your sellin fag. ww3 ww3
>>24835244
Motivation is only what gets you started anon. Discipline is what allows you to keep at it. I can't tell you what motivates you. Only you know that.
What do you want in life? To be rich? To be happy? To be independent?
Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape3(not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50's and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy but that's mainly because there's no one that feels that way about me, my friends buy me a lot of things and I know one of them has always liked me (I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is relatively unfit).
Am I not allowed to not date people I don't find attractive?
Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought you guys wanted a relationship.
Even if that's true women like you are such a statistical minority as to be irrelevant, and yeah, guys are going to be bitter if you're dating chads. It isn't morally wrong, it just sucks for us.
>>24835191
>I'm not like other girls!
you'll still get your three hundred replies.
*sniffs*
Pasta..
i may not have the best body
or the prettiest smile
or the warmest heart....
whatever i have nothing
>>24835133
You look like a Ghoul from Fallout
You are beautiful
don't let people bodyshame you, heartshame you,
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BABY
fuck the world. ww3 ww3
My boyfriend has decided that the only way to fix my crippling body image problems is by telling me at length that they are a delusion.
He thinks that talking means that he is doing something, which helps him feel control in a helpless situation. This ignores the fact that his side of the conversation is a screed of condescending blather that assumes that I ought to suddenly be happy, destructive and intrusive brain patterns be damned. He says that I have to have "tools for fixing myself", but I'm kind of allergic to self-talk. It always ends up sounding navel-gazing or childishly simple.
I'm frankly lost.
Mostly, I'd like some sane answer that is not "listen to person make you sad and detached from reality for 45 minutes."
>my boyfriend
poor little roastie.
>>24835081
If you can't fix yourself then seek therapy. You should also be thankful that you have someone in your life who actually gives a shit about your problems and tries to help.
>fat
>literally look like I have downs
>tiny mongoloid eyes
>piggy nose
>small lips
>pigeon toed
>barrel chested
>don't bother others with it like a cunt
>just keep barreling on
OP, have you considered not being a dumb slut?
He's trying to fix it because you won't shut your mouth.
You're really making it not worth it to be in a relationship with you.
/fit/ here
Can you faggots fucking STOP posting your shitty "black pill" video and "baaaww we're never gonna make it" threads on my board?
Holy shit keep your whining and self-pity here, /fit/ is for people who actually want to try improving themselves
Maybe if you assholes took some minimal effort, got a haircut, learned some basic PUA you could get laid, but instead you just wallow in your own little shitty world
Negativity is a MINDSET
You're constantly reinforcing that MINDSET
The world is just an open slate, that you put your own thoughts onto
ANYONE can change their mindset, it's just a matter of breaking down and rebuilding
>inb4 but muh underprivilege genetics baaaw
Just shut the fuck up, and keep your shit contained here
Thanks
>>24835075
Is that Owen from RSD?
WINS
Workout
Image
Nutrition
Shut the fuck up.
>>24835093
Couldn'd say that better
>"well, she's cute"
>pulls out a ciggarette
>"holyshit, those tits!"
>she's smoking
>"wow what a qt. Well dressed too. There's no way she..."
>puff of smoke comes out of her mouth
Is this the truth of our generation?
>>24835024
that men can't stop ogling women on the street trying to force each one into his own little mold of what he thinks he deserves despite having no redeeming qualities himself?
basically, yeah, that's it.
>>24835139
>woman smokes
>I find it disgusting
>I'm trying to get her to "fit my own mold"
You're a woman and you smoke.
>>24835179
Nice strawman dude
Sure showed him
>he has yellow fever
>he doesn't know that Asian girls look like retarded fish when sucking dick
you're always going to look like a retarded fish when you lack a chin.
>>24835020
True, although I feel Asians girls tend to have weak chins/jawlines and when coupled with their high cheekbones they are even more prone to the fish face look.
>>24835064
In general asians do have less pronounced jaws and chins. It can go the other way too though, many european girls have too large jaws for my taste.
>ITT: feels of the day
Inexplicable dread, and a clenched sensation within the ribcage
>Tfw failed half of my college classes this simester and mom is yelling at me treating me like shit
>Tfw hearing her say that our dog is perfect and lovable, and is the best person in the house
>Tfw I've learned to live with her hating me most of the time and stopped caring
>Tfw about to play some tf2 and listen to music
>>24834976
I though I have asthma when in reality it was anxiety. Sometimes when I borrow medicines from my brother with astma I can breathe normally and immidiately after I get sick cuz my lungs are not used to be used. sad.
>>24835011
>still posting on /r9gay/
the youth of today
The youth have always been interested in dumb shit, this is nothing new.
good luck breeders
the youth of yesterday
>On day 8 of nofap
Sleep schedule improving
Limbal rings look more intense
Willpower seems to be more developed since I'm basically fighting myself in internal conflict to fap every minute of the day
Maybe this nofap shit isn't placebo. Maybe it fucking works.
Now that you are building up your mana reserves you should also take care not to let peasants contaminate it.
So what? you became instantly Chad if you don't fap 60 days? this is ridicilius.
Oh also fapping is a natural thing. people do this since the beginning of the earth.
>>24834938
>Maybe this nofap shit isn't placebo. Maybe it fucking works.
There is a marginal increase in testosterone around 7-8 days in. Then it returns to normal and there are no tangible benefits after that.
Best to just fap once a week if you want all the benefits without having to join a stupid broscience reddit cult.
>dumped girlfriend yesterday
>took her bags and threw them outside
>pushed her through the door because she didnt want to leave
>spamtexts me she loves me, to please let her come inside, that shes cold outside and that she will wait all night
>I tell her to fuck off and fire up my vidya
>she keeps begging me to open the door so she can apologize
Feels good bro's. Share your gf feels in here
Willing to post some textmessages but it's in dutch.
Is she still there?
>>24834898
Why did you leave her.
>>24834919
She left at about 3 in the morning. I pushed her outside at about 10:30
What are some things you should watch out for when dating asian girls from third world countries?
Self respect. Nothing will ruin the relationship faster.
>>24834876
a penis
>>24834876
>third world countries
std's
and for real.
Brain, but don't worry, 2nd worlders are the worst if it comes to being a dumb normie.
PS: USA is a 2nd world country.
>someone displays a skill or interest in a niche hobby on the internet
>"LOL i bet dis guy never gets any pussy he needs 2 get a life XD"
Why are normies so fucking boring? Is it just jealousy or are they really unable to have genuine interests?
>>24834717
I wish someone made a classical style painting of this image
It's bad to like things that aren't approved in popular culture for normies
Because having a go at a whore's asshole behind the burgerking is a greater achievement than doing and learning those things
> anons will die before experiencing love for another person
How does this make you feel?
I want to fuck that statue's asshole bloody
>>24834684
experiencing love for someone isn't the problem
it's having those feelings be acknowledged and appreciated that's the problem
>>24834723
T H I S
I would kill for it
