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>no women hate thread
No wonder /r9k/ is so shit right now
I'm just too tired to hate women like I did in 2012-2014. Sometimes I go to the /r9k/ archives to find old posts of mine from when I was angrier, but these days, I just can't muster up the raw unfettered hatred I used to
I think it's because I stopped interacting with people much outside of work, so I don't have the same constant episodes of women trying to fuck with me that I used to when I went out to bars a lot and had college courses to attend and such.
>>24839537
How in christ's name did these two stooges get a UN slot anyway? Was it one of those retarded publicity-stunt things, do they give some famous actor or celebrity a soapbox every few years so young people remember they exist? I can't fathom that world leaders outside Sweden actually think this is something that needs to be brought to an international forum about military actions and human rights on topics like slavery and genocide.
Posted on b lately
>notice wife leaving her mirror on top of the laptop that I owned before tying the knot
>happens a few times, I just take it off and place it elsewhere
>a few days later ask her in the Most gentle non confronting tone ever "sweetie could you do me a favour ?" She says yes then I reply"in future could you not place your mirror on the laptop, I am worried the mirror may be too heavy and could potentially damage it"
>thought I was in the clear
>says she needs to put the mirror on top of the laptop because the light hits there the best when she is doing her makeup
>offer to swap out the laptop with something else, like a book
>no good, she doesn't need the laptop, she needs the space under the laptop. The laptop is just in her way
>ask her to move the laptop when she is applying makeup in future
>says she can't Move the laptop cause its too trouble and heavy
>says she will only put it on the laptop for the span of applying her makeup"3~5 Mins".... (implying under 20 Mins is possible)
>I said I'm still not comfortable with the idea, and we need to think of an alternative solution
>here we go.JPG
> "you protect your laptop so well, like a treasured baby!!!! You wife just wants few minutes you don't even give a shit about her"
>you treat your things better than me blah blah blah
>she's crying
>I'm an asshole
>an underage girl can have sex with her dog that will penetrate her tight virgin innie delicious pussy
>age of consent is 18
why
>age of consent is 18
>>24839467
it is illegal for a girl to have sex with her dog
it is illegal for a girl to have sex with an old man
wot are you trying to do hear m8?
>>24839511
that im jelous of the dog that i saw in this video
Every time someone says something like
>I have a gf
or
>I'm not a virgin
or
>I'm a girl
We just respond with "sure you are, bud" or something similar. Eventually the normies will realize that their bragging will never work against us and leave us in peace.
How about just ignoring them?
That's what I try to do but they're so many that they can circlejerk on their own. But if we ignore them enough, maybe they will leave.
>>24839441
That should work as well.
I was thinking of starting my own imageboard where normies would just get muted if they reveal themselves. Any interest in this?
>>24839471
Nah, the definition is too loose.
Just go to wizchan, idiot.
>self harm
>not attention whoring
I self harm and only 4 people know that i do it and this includes my mother.
>>24839279
i cut my thighs
no one knows this
>>24839279
>it's the only pain that i have control over
jesus christ this is the gayest thing i've ever read in my life
I got caught lying on my resume
>be in school for 2 years
>graduate but can't find a job, can't even get an interview
>go unemployed for nearly 7 months, last date of my employment was nearly 3 years ago
>make up some some shit on my resume saying I was a temp. laborer for the past few months to make me seem less pathetic, I didn't think anybody would care enough to check
>finally get a job interview, it goes great
>background check finds my lies
>they call me I try to explain myself while feel like crying
>application terminated
Is suicide the only remaining option?
next time, try putting down that you worked for a family-owned place that went out of business
worked for me
>>24839194
>not just putting on a jive accent and saying you identify as a black man to get dat affirmative action
c'mon senpai
>>24839194
oh fuck me i was going to do the same shit
you got me good and scared
guess i'll continue the NEETlyfe
Start talking to girl.
She ask my height.
5'6.
She starts laughing then saying sorry and saying its not that bad.
Then 5 minutes later she says she has to go because her dog is barking.
She never text me back.
Its been a week.
TOP KEK TOP KEK HAHAHA WEG90WEGW
PIC RELATED ITS ME 5'6 MANLET
>>24839046
LOOOOL manlet life must suck getting randomly BTFO mid conversation.
Feels good to be 6 ft.
>>24839073
TOP KEK
As if I care nigger. :P
I am beyond the point of return. :)
>>24839046
Those glasses don't fit your face, IMHO (In My Honest Opinion)
>tfw you sucked a dick and liked it even though you're not gay
>tfw you sucked a dick and regretted it
>tfw you hate sucking dick and you're gay
>tfw you're just a dick
RAMIN AZIMI : afghan Migrant Brutally Rapes 17 year old Finnish Girl & Burns Her Alive wit Gasoline.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/12/01/afghan-migrant-brutally-raped-burnt-death-young-european-wanted-break/
I think we're going to be seeing a lot of this in the next few months as the migrants start settling in.
>One person does something on his own
>ISLAM IS EVIL KILL ALL SAND NIGGERS
Fuck off racist. I'm white btw.
>>24839189
>I'm white
You need to be a human in first place to poses skin color, liberals don't qualify
ITT: things your anxiety stopped you doing
> driving
> talking to my parents
>>24838849
Iktf stopped driving like a year ago and wouldn't talk to my parents if they wouldn't approach me
>tfw still drive
>worry the entire time and stay way too focused
>assume everyone else driving hates my guts and is pissed off at something I'm doing wrong
>>24838849
>emailing anyone for any reason
what track should i play after 4 months of not smoking weed /b/
>>24838720
oops typo meant r9k ofcourse
the velvet underground - sweet jane
>/b/
REEEEEEEE
WE ARE NOT /b/
Hey faggy, go Rose thread
>>24838714
A bold prediction:This thread will be complete shit
>>24838714
Once a month I'm on my period.
My vulva bleeds for 5 but sometimes 6 or 7 days and a sticky yellowish mucus drips from it. It stinks like crazy and I save it inside a little bottle under my bed. I always drip some of my tampax fluids inside beverages or food that I prepare for my friends, but I always save the mucus. I think I have this mucus because of some weird vaginal infection or inflammation since I got from one of my many partners. When the mucus bottle is full I take it with me when I visit someone's place, then I ask to go to the bathroom and empty my rotten vaginal mucus inside their shampoo bottle. I do it because I really don't think people would like to wash their hair with women's diseased vaginal mucus, especially if they do it in the morning, they're going to be bummed for the rest of their day.
Then I wait for the period again and I resume saving up the mucus to do it again, I've already done it around 10 times. It's a very fun prank to do and I've done it at the gym as well.
>>24838714
Where is Ash?
Is it just me or is anyone else getting annoyed by the constant femanon threads? They're giving us a bad name.
>caring about what r9k thinks of female posters
>implying half the trolls aren't female to begin with
>getting
They we're annoying from day one.
Is this a fembot feels thread in disguise?
I tried doing that vagina flick thing to get poop out like the last thread described. Apparently it does actually work, that's pretty crazy. Was hard getting more than one finger in though.
Why are women so heartless /b/?
>be me
>29yo
>had heart attack last thrusday
>have drug problem
>did some meth Sunday night/Monday morning
>haven't slept sense i woke up Sunday afternoon
>scared to go to slept now, live by myself
>heart started fluttering a little an hour ago
>ears have been ringing sense
>really scared to sleep in an empty house now
>text ex and ask her if i can come over and sleep on her floor
>we have a kid and have been on pretty neutral ground with each other for about 2 years now, split up 3 years ago
>be honest tell her that i used
>tell her about chest and ears
>pic related was her response
I mean i know i was wrong to use but im 29 years old this whole heart attack business really threw me for a loop. I had a moment of weakness and relapsed for a night. I was honest and up front with her, i could have lied to her not told her about the drugs. I could of told her iver been up for sense yesterday afternoon and have just been up last night unable to sleep. If for no-one else but our kid i would let her sleep on my floor if the tables where turned.
>inb4 kid would be better off with me dead, junky blah blah
You don't know me, I'm a good dad. My kid is provided for and loved. We have split custody, I pay for everything except for food at her moms house. All the clothes. Medical bills. Pull-ups. Toys. I provide that.
>>24838217
>sense
>sense
>sense
ITS "SINCE"
SINCE
SIIIIIIIIINNNNCCCEEEEEE !!!!
>2015
>LETTING A FUCKING METHHEAD AROUND CHILDREN
YEAH NIGGA NAH
Didn't think I would say this but the girl is right you junkie piece of shit
>tfw gonna go to college from home
JUST
>>24838188
please don't, it's fucking shit.
rent a place near your uni.
>>24838253
Not fucking worth it. I live 20km from the city that I currently go to school to. A quick drive, now i just take the bus. It's not enough to justify the cost of renting a place.
>>24838188
It's not a big deal. If your university is such shit that they allow you to attend 1st year without the residential requirement, you should just attend from home.
In addition, you are already posting on /r9k/. Your robot status was not going to magically change in college. Did you really think that some magical waifu is going to fall in love with you and kiss the pain away?
Why do Asian girls act like they don't like being fetishized? its so obvious they like it.
>>24837279
that's their game. they love the attention. having the "stop fetishizing me!" card just gives them more power over non-Asians, kukuku
asian or not, have you known any female that willingly gives up power over men?
this is just another way to play the hand they were dealt.
that said, some of them don't like being fetishized because its mentally constricting.
don't encroach on muh freedoms
>>24837320
Most Asian girls complain about yellow fever then go post some selfies wearing some stereotypical kawaii clothes and only date white guys
