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>tfw no bf to open jars for me
>>24843861
>tfw no jars to open bfs for me
>>24843861
>tfw no open to jars bf for me
>>24843861
Use a knife.
I just want games to play on steam but I don't have a credit card.
Then just walk to the local gamestop or whatever store has steam cards and buy one you lazy cunt.
>>24843856
But I don't know of any I checked 2 supermarkets today and some electronic store there just isn't any game shop nearby that I know of.
Is there atleast any free game I can play?
Normie female made video about depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ_S5Rjt_iI
depression is just a fad at this point
and this is why no one actually takes it seriously
>>24843820
there are literally millions of these clickbait videos from roastie whores on the internet
they are the reason depression has such a bad name and people think its just a meme
>>24843820
Chad talks white privilege
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbNLRBisqS4
>tfw oneitis is pregnant
>tfw oneitis has 5 kids now and looks happy
>oneitis is a lesbian in an open relationship
>sent me pictures of them fucking after i found out about her cheating on me
Now's your chance famo, you can live the beta provider meme.
Just got my first kiss, ask me anything.
>>24843707
bravo!
How did it go?
>>24843782
This. First time there wasn't a NORMIE REEEEEE
>>24843707
It doesn't count if it's with a family member
Also was it a man ?
You already know the tags
>>24843700
11 oclokc
but i'm already falling asleep, tomorrow maybe
Y'all are faggots I don't know why I bothered. I only liked 1 person and they dc'ed on me.
Fuck you all.
>tfw no trans bulimic gf to put in prison
Is r9k the gayest board on 4chan? And if so, why?
>>24843669
It's only gay because of shitposters with an agenda. Plain and simple.
>>24843736
>shitposters with an agenda
Could you elaborate on this point?
>>24843669
no, thats /fit/ faggot
>tfw Hispanic parents
>can't even lounge around in peace, berate me for not spending every free second of the day doing menial chores
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
this. the bathroom and nighttime are my only safe havens.
>>24843607
Holy fuck. Me too
>>24843538
Bump
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anons I'm gonna fucking lose it
>be me
>be shitty NEET, dropped out of high school to live with my parents despite them hating me for it
>we dont even talk any more, they stopped talking to me, even stopped acknowledging my birthdays
>live like this for a year before they finally kicked me out
>no neetbux anymore
>old high school friend felt bad for me and let me stay at his place provided I pay rent and utilities
>please god yes
>he had to drive me out to go pick up applications
>we only went to mckek
>tfw mckek hired me without an application
>mckek worker for 6 months
>this place is by far the worst fucking thing I have ever done
>everybody there is a nig nog
>I'm the only white worker there
>have you ever just stood there, making hamburgers at minimum wage, talking to absolutely noone for 40 hours a week
>paychecks go mostly towards rent and utilities
>I have so little money all I can afford is weed and mckek
>tfw my life revolves around mckek
>tfw I have become a mckek wageslave
>tfw I come home to /r9k/, the only place I ever fit in, and see wagekek threads every day I have to work
>today they were training me to be a cashier and I had to work the register
>have to interact with people
>not even people, have to interact with people insane enough to eat mcdonalds at 8 in the morning on a tuesday.
>the first customer comes in, kind of fat, pale
>looks like a neet
>orders three double cheeseburgers for breakfast
>ring him up
>"th-that'll be 13.65$"
>he hands me 14 dollars
>mfw he says "keep the change wagekek"
which one of you stupid faggots did this to me.
>>24843470
TOP KEK
You should of called him a fat bastard or something
He cant do shit fucking fat cunt
>>24843470
Audibly kek'd
I enjoyed your story, sir. I don't believe one word of it, but a good read none-the-less.
>>24843470
>Keep the change, wagekek
A 9/10 qt come up to you and asks if you want to bang.
"But if you're under 6 inches, I'll be pissed and my pussy tusks will stab your fucking dick off."
How fucked are you?
>>24843464
well, if you're shorter than that just say no
as for me; i'd probably just say no because a good looking woman who sleeps with strangers without even exchanging a word or money sounds pretty disgustingexcept if i felt really desperate
No, because I'll probably cum in like 30 seconds and then she'll get pissed.
>would I stick my precious manhood in a pussy with tusks
Faaaark no, y'cunt
I wish I was never born. Life is shit.
Yeah, I know the feeling.
When I was depressed someone told me to fight my depression by creating seemingly unimportant habits. They suggested making my bed everyday after I wake up. After doing that for 2 or 3 weeks straight. Add something else that didn't seem unimportant. Like spending 10 mins cleaning or jogging. Not only did this help me fight my depression, but I'm also clean and organized as fuck. So organized that my parents had an OCD intervention.
>>24843501
wow normies never get tired of giving shit advices
How do people afford LA Miami or nyc
>>24843380
They're not neets
>>24843380
Add MD, DC, n VA to the list as well.. proportional pay / not being a basement dwelling kek is how m8
>>24843525
Basement dwelling Kek **
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLeBAhDUxc
Don't worry, Eggman, you have your senpai. We still love you, Eggman!
I dreamt I met Eggman and he was secretly a woman.
She also had fake jaw, neck, and hair prosthetics, and looked like a solid 6/10 without them.
I tried to tell her off for being a liar but she wouldn't stop interrupting me with some speech about Andy Kaufman.
is this the face of a leader of men /r9k/?
He looks cracked as fuck though, poor eggy.
That yoke isn't funny anymore...
>be from rich family
>expected to have straight As and taking AP classes
>i feel like i am retarded
>can barely maintain a b- average in regular classes
>dad threatening to kick me out of the house
>dad hits me and tells me im a peace of shit
>got cut off
>dad says he is leaving my family because of me
>have tried to commit suicide multiple times
>feel like shit
>today was taken to the doctor
>diagnosed with autism
should i end it?
>>24843262
nah dude you are rich you can just live life easy.
But if you are going to kill yourself you have to stream it :^)
>>24843262
we will have our day anon
>>24843262
Nah robot, it sounds liek your dad's an asshole who's using you as a scapegoat because he's too chicken shit to say the real reason he's leaving. Fuck him
I'm willing to bet I can ruse you into posting in this thread
>>24843200
Congrats faggot i hope youre happy
the picture rused me
i'm a sucker for hermeticism/alchemy
tfw learning all the hidden mystical secrets of obtaining gfs
>>24843200
Checked namefag
