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How does it feel being the board who saved 4chan culture? Your meme renaissance inexplicably got the rest of 4chan out of the ironic era at the sacrifice of destroying your board.
For that, the rest of 4chan thanks you.
>>24815292
this is the single most autisitic thing i have been i n my life lol:D
>>24815439
The irony is over 09 newfag, we're serious about our memes now.
>>24815292
Most people haven't been here more than 2 years.
Middle scool cringe stories
>Be that kid who figures out how to make fart sounds with hands.
>Never stop doing it
There is no story here.
>>24815127
>burping the alphabet
Why Americans do this?
Be in middle school and listened to ICP. The fuck was wrong with me
How did he stop being a robot?
He didn't stop, he just has so much money that nothing anyone can say can affect him at all
>>24839625
>tfw Bill Gates is the perfect robot
>>24839589
Doing what he loves and catching the right moment
The older I get, the more I realize that 100% of people with a job hate it and people without a job want one.
Humans are so fucking pathetic.
>>24839274
>people without a job want one.
I don't, what know?
>>24839274
I had a job and it was alright, but now I'm a NEET and I like that better. What now, fuccboi?
>>24839448
I guess you're not pathetic then, anon
Humans only find the concept of a job tolerable because it keeps them away from their thoughts, keeps them busy. The socially conditioned material security is really just a bonus.
I have a fetish of being gangbanged by Asian Beta Manlets with their tiny dicks.
And yes, that's me in the picture.
>>24839209
Timestamp if true.
>>24839209
As a non-manlet beta Asian, you disgust me. Also lolis ftw.
>>24839209
>no reverse image search results
I want you on my dick.
>he isn't a leg man
>>24839070
>he's a "leg man"
>he doesn't like boobs, asses, or vaginas
>just legs
>probably feet too, what a queer
>>24839070
her legs are twigs
good girl legs should be fat at the top and skinny at the calf/ankle area
that dress is ugly as shit
Is he right? Is this female perfection?
>>24838841
no, pic related is
>>24838841
would take as qt gf/10
>>24838841
She's not perfect, but I'd still smash that ass.
Who /teamwinter/ here?
I fucking hate summer. In summer and spring I have to listen to girls about who they kissed with, everyone is always happy and doing something 24/7. But in winter everyone is lazy and kinda out of the mood. Also I always get depressed in summer.
>>24838807
>tfw snowtires
Feels good to drive in the snow and pass normies sliding and crashing
>tfw freak 50-60F weather in the northeast
>tfw warm December
I just want nice comfy frost and a little snow. But I'd gladly give mine up so Europe can get everything they can freeze out the mudslimes.
>I say muslims need to be deported; get suspended from school for 1 week
>Donald Trump says "muslims need to be deported"; gets to sleep peacefully at night with qt 3.14 supermodel 3rd wife
Why is life so cruel?
>>24838455
contact Trump on twitter and mention that you were suspended from school for voicing your opinion.
He will make the incident a scandal. School should be a platform for education and voicing your opinion.
I don't understand. Can't someone just say they're not Muslim to avoid being deported?
>>24838607
this. schools should not be allowed to suspend someone just for voicing a political opinion. in fact, you/your parents may well be able to sue them over this
Who here has an ass eating fetish?
pic related; perfect phat ass to eat.
my yellow fever is so strong that this picture actually disgusts me.
im not white.
how would your tongue even reach her asshole?
y'all niggaz snakes baka
>>24838461
>>24838495
low test beta males
Tfw no deathclaw gf
into the /trash/ it goes
legit though, post this in /trash/ or/b/
>>24838068
Fuck you, OP. Assaultrons are sexy.
>>24838068
I'd fuck it. I'd fuck anything but I'd still fuck it.
itt your life in a single image
>Don't know how else to put it
this is an originally original comment
>>24838040
my life in a single image to be honest relative
there aren't any actual virgins on here, right?
You barely have to put any effort into it al all in high school, who doesn't lose their virginity then?
29 yo virgin
i have put 0 effort in getting agf or getting laid, ever
When you're a fat, ugly kid who gets bullied by all the Chads, has several personality disorders and gets shut down all the time, leading to loss of confidence and self-esteem, then yeah, you absolutely can stay as a virgin all the way through high school.
I'm sorry my life isn't as yours.
>>24838059
seconded this anon's response
Anyone else prostitute themselves to older men for money? I'm at uni and I meet up with 3-4 men per week for various sexual acts varying from sucking them off to being fucked. I don't consider myself gay but I do enjoy it sometimes. I get atleast 60 bucks everytime. Good way for a broke college student to make money
>>24837714
>various sexual acts varying from sucking them off to being fucked
>I don't consider myself gay but I do enjoy it sometimes
>Good way for a broke college student to make money
This is where we have ended.
Degenerates thinking whoring themselves out is a good way to make money.
God's wrath when?
>>24837714
>has sex with other men
>I I promise I'm not gay
>>24837819
What does the bottom left pic represent? I get the other three?
>tfw you post an appropriate pepe to every post you make
>>24837666
trips confirm
>tfw you have every single pepe that was ever posted on r9k because you do nothing else all day
>>24837666
Those are some devilish digits anon.
>>24837666
This is now a comfy Christmas pepe thread
Also dem trips two b honest
