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Middle scool cringe stories
>Be that kid who figures out how to make fart sounds with hands.
>Never stop doing it
There is no story here.
>>24815127
>burping the alphabet
Why Americans do this?
Be in middle school and listened to ICP. The fuck was wrong with me
>all of 7th grade
>tried to become a YouTube star with my cousins
We never posted anything, but we did make videos.
>>24815127
Holy shit. I hope this thread is still up in an hour because I have a really long story that I typed out onto my computer at home but I'm currently grocery shopping.
>>24815127
>believing i was the president and that everyone should obey me.
I wonder how much hate i used to get.
>age 13, fat awkward kid with 0 (zero) friends
>kid in my class who's a douchebag, blocks me in the hallway between classes, slams lockers near me, sneaks up behind me and screams in my ear
>class goes outside to play kickball one day
>sprinkling outside, ground is getting muddy
>he's pitching, I'm kicking
>throws it as hard as he can into my leg
>can't get out of the way in time because haha no dexterity or spatial awareness because lol fat
>it knocks me over, I fall head first into mud, bend my glasses frames
>teacher calls class back inside because it's raining, I don't even think she saw it or he got detention
>my parents call his parents up later asking if they would pay for my glasses
>they say no, my parents just give up
At least the other kids didn't laugh at me, and I lost the weight in high school.
>>24815376
Why are you lurking /r9k/ when doing groceries?
>>24815127
>have crush on popular girl
>be longish haired glasses freak
>6th grade
>Valentine's day
>give her iTunes gift card
>she says she can't accept it and laughs in shock
>feel like a dead person
>don't ask another girl out for 6 years
Being in a dumb cringey relationship that only talks over Facebook but never goes on dates and barley talks IRL. "I love you I can't wait til we are married". God I hope she never shows anyone those messages.
>>24815532
He is waiting for his mother in the car.
>female friend gifts me a shrek toy because i like shrek so much
>it does a sound when you hit it like "hey!"
>use it in classes, everybody laughs
>eventually the professor caught me and got my toy
>he goes to the professor's room and i follow him crying "GIVE IT BACK!"
>call him something offensive, don't remember what, then turn around and go back to class
>he follows me back
>"what did you say again anon?"
>i flip my middle finger at him and said "fuck you"
i got expelled but only for a week
everyone called me the shrek guy for the rest of high school
>>24815691
>expelled
>a week
nice i think u mean suspended
>>24815732
sorry i'm not english friend
>>24815234
This is me desu senpai
>>24815962
>Frozen came out in 2013
>middle school
When did you graduate anon?
>>24815962
How's your 8th grade year going currently?
I pooped in the sink once.
>>24815234
>tfw I still do this subconsciously sometimes at uni while waiting for class and shit and people think I'm fucking retarded
>>24815962
This is no joking matter my dear friend
>>24815962
>frozen in 2013
>middle school
underage b&
>>24815127
This one time I was peeling my banana at the dorm toilet (shared by 6 guys). When I grabbed the TP roll, it fell on my dick (on the flat end of the roll), so it got smeared. Everyone who used that roll of TP now has my jizz in his ass.
>>24815962
get the hell out you underage faggot
>>24815253
Be 24 years old and listen to ICP and Twiztid right now. w-what you mean with "wrong"?
>gave girl page long love confession
>rejected
>>24815376
FUCK I LOST IT, here's an abridged version
>Be me
>10th grade Sperglord meme master with my edgy rage comic face shirts
>Notice qt junior guy sitting alone in library while I'm checking out shitty mangas
>Future Husbando spotted
>Think about him a lot so I ask my friends to come with me to talk to him
>He's really silent and answers all my annoying questions with 1 word answers, usually no
>Think I asked him if he used 9gag or reddit
>Eventually muster up the courage to ask him for his number
>"Why?"
>Her hopes and dreams, shattered
>I reply back with "because I want to be your friend?"
>Out of pity, he writes down his number
>Super excited to text him that night
>me: Is this FutureHusbando?
>him: Yes
>me: Hi, it's me, uglyautistfromthelibrary!
>He doesn't reply
>Don't go to the library for the next few days out of embarrassment
>Friends tell me I should
>Ask him why he didn't reply
>"I don't know"
>Happy that he said more than one word, but sad that he didn't want to talk to me despite giving me his number
>stop going to the library for a while
>Cave and send him a wall of text and ask him to at least reply to indicate he's read it
>doesn't
>go to library one last time to talk to him and tell him that I had a crush on him hence my autism and that I apologize for being a bother, but also hurt that he ''led me on''
>He agrees that i'm annoying
>That's the end of that mess
>See him in the hallways for another year and do my best to avoid eye contact
Makes me want to die. Why did I do that?
>>24815691
I'm eating onions right now. Now I feel bad because I didn't thank Shrek for my onions.
>see some kids fake masturbating
>think that's what kids are into
>start fake masturbating under desk
>for some reason keep doing it all the time'>get branded The Jerkinator
>no one let me live it down
6th grade was the worst year of my life
>order pizza
>pizza guy has one arm amputated and has a bit of trouble getting the pizza out of the sleeve
>"Need a hand?"
>>24817139
What
What is wrong in your head, that made you think that "Fake masturbating" is something even remotely socially acceptable?
>>24817057
I was real tempted to spark off some mistaken identity explanation but i'm not in the mood to be devilish this afternoon.Pretend I fooled you.
>>24815234
im also the most unique guy in whole school
>>24816999
details plz anon
It was so bad I barely remember a thing. :^)
>>24817057
Holy shit, I just realized this was for middle school.
I really need to commit suicide.
>>24817223
i was new to the school and on my first day i saw some kids doing it
my initial reaction was "okay, anon, you wanna fit in right? Do what they do"
why i kept doing it, idek
>>24817356
listen. you're being too hard on yourself alright?
we've all been there, myself included. this is a place where people with these sorts of stories and pains come together and are shared. this is called sharing "feels," or "feeling." some people don't develop those sorts of social skills and awarenesses early on, and that's completely fine. chin up cowboy
>>24816956
stop, stop stopsotsostosotpsotpsot
STOP
here are some starters for good music/genre and trickle your way down you fucking wigger.
Death Grips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcjhJLcIDOA
Mac Demarco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-qppKnZi3U
Dopesmoker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
Duster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onhva8_8q-I
Animal Collective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goOFD04FjGk
Violent Femmes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJODSjIbT8
Title Flight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT2mf0RAkv0
The Angels of Light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5D550tIWO8
Slint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAApF-FDkoY
Grimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXE8s8xLJKs
Joy Division
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVdEqBbr4k
this is some pretty entry level shit, please reconsider your life.
I am probably sure you are on /r9k/ because you have shit taste and it's making you depressed
seriously just bookmark all these if you can listen to them now and get to them as soon as you can.
pick the ones you like and then go to soundcloud and expand
>>24817554
also Have a Nice Life/Giles Corey is also really fucking great but I reccomended that to a fellow robot and he killed himself, so I suggest not listening to their music if you are seriously depressed
>>24817554
GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT
BLOOD RUSH TO MY HEAD LIT HOT LOCK POPIN OFF THE FUCKING BLOCK KNOT CLOCKIN WRIST SLIT WATCH BENT THOUGHT BOT
>>24817648
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>24817554
Death grips fucking suck and only 4chan dipshits like that shit. Save yourself the embarrassment.
Title fight is really gay too that shits like punk rock for the upper middle class
>>24818077
>this is some pretty entry level shit
>entry level shit
key words, the purpose of my post was too throw a wide array of bands and let the wigger decide which one he likes, and then go from there.
It's not the best, but it's great for people getting into music
also fuck you, you sound like some lower class marxist scum for disrespecting the best class
>>24815127
fucking
>every friday weekend coming, im excited
>tell myself im going to talk to my crush and try to get her msn straight off the bat
>couple months go by, a pussy out every weekend
>spend weekend thinking about her
>finally its about to be christmas break, this is it, before 3 weeks of no seeing her
>was about to enter bus and not talk to her but run back to school
>shes at her locker, rummaging
>i take a deep breath
>tap her shoulder
>she turns around, looks at me really puzzled
>i freeze
literally fucking frozen
she goes oooooooookay and then walks away
really creeped out
and her friends give me the stink eye
another one
>friend likes this girl
>my other friends including me (i feel bad for being a part of this) get the girl to come talk to him after school
>she knows a guy wants to speak to her
>she comes after school with her friends, a huge gang
>asks whats up
>"i really really love you..."
>girls laugh but go "aaawwww so cute"
>awkward for the rest of the year, just like me
>we never knew the girls names, so we gave them fake basic names "jessica" and "jennifer"
fucking stupid
>>24818177
You taxpayer money pays for my food and beer and drugs and school fgt
>>24818235
Don't worry, once this socialist country goes down the drain you will be licking the shit outta my ass hole for your scraps.
>>24815519
>>my parents call his parents up later asking if they would pay for my glasses
I'd tell your parents to fuck off desu
>>24818305
"Robbing your mom for her purse at gun point" ftfy
>>24818398
How do you know his mom isn't packing?
>>24818398
"Hi! am a nigger and I use the government to rob people of their wealth and possessions to fuel my gibsmedat"
also my mom owns a pistol (a .22 but eh)
>>24818177
>you sound like some lower class marxist scum for disrespecting the best class
>implying middle class is best class
Oh look, some meritocratic faux-libertarian. Get with the oligarchy or say ubiquitously oppressed.
>>24818481
K an old woman with a gun doesn't mean shit. Punch her in her slutty ass face to daze her. Snatch her purse where her gun probably is. Won't even need the gun.
Either gibsmedat or Ima takesmedat
How the fuck am I supposed to remember?
This board is maximum underage
>>24815127
>Go to a practice room for music test.
>Often shared with classmates.
>End up in the one with her, as well as some other chick that's not important.
>Is nice, says hello, usual polite meet and greet with accquantences.
>Make small talk.
>Ask how she's been so far.
>Say "How you doin'?", Joey Tribiani style.
>Immediately hear what i said.
.>Want to die.
>Says she's good, ignores/doesn't notice the mannerisms though.
>Still screaming "Fuckbag" internally long after though.
>>24818547
You're going to die lol
>>24818611
You are too
>>24818530
>oligarchy
It's like you want to suck someones dick and then get stomped on.
because that's what Oligarchies are, someone shoving a big fat cock down your windpipe while you ferociously suck until he jizzes directly into your stomach.
and then you ask for seconds.
homo
>>24818547
and then you die because she shot you before your puny arnarchist marxist communist rainbow flagged BLACKED arms could reach her.
it only takes a few muscles to pull a trigger kiddo
>>24818640
I'm going to die of old age though, not getting shot because "lol you won't do it"
>>24818651
Probably a lot stronger than your slutty ass soccer mom
>>24818713
My mom can beat your mom ass.
>>24818651
>this pleb retort filled with repressed gay desires
Oh come on you pansy-ass idealist, at least put in some effort. Oligarchies are awesome for those on top.
>>24818752
I can beat my meat to your moms ass
>be me
>8th grade to 12th grade
>plenty of confidence
>pretty popular kid because I knew how to channel being a retard into entertainment
>any time I tried to talk to a girl my autism would release at random times
>realise I said something stupid and make myself look more stupid by getting embarrassed and half hiding my face and saying "fuck" real loud
>ugly lonely girls into me but didn't dare to talk to them because I didn't want to lose friends
>tfw I missed out on having gf(s) because I'm stuck up and autism
>tfw I never had social anxiety I was just really fucking socially incompetent
>tfw I probably could have gotten a girlfriend if I didn't act like a retard after I said something embarrassing
JUST
git ready
>be in middle school
>8th grade
>ugly beta faggot, basically no friends
>get bullied almost everyday by random assortment of people
>be in earth science
>oh fuck my balls they itch
>wearing tight jeans that day
>put my hand in my pocket to itch my balls
>feelsgoodman
>finished, two girls that sit behind me diagonally say "hey anon, having fun?
>what.jpg
>go throughout the day, normal beta faggot day
>after daily routine of bullying because ugly go home
>sleep
>wake up the next day
>everyone looking at me as i walk to class
>what happened
>go into first block
>one of my only friends told me "why'd you jerk off in class yesterday lol"
>what.jpg
>apparently two bitches put on facebook "why do people jerk off in class??" people asked who it was and she said me
>whatthefuck
>go throughout day, literally worst bullying day of my life
>go home and contemplate suicide
>literally everyone says shit about it for the entire year
>administration finds out about it
>main lady even thinks i did it too
>she gets suspended
>i didnt say shit
>everyone knows me as the faggot who jerked off and class and then snitched about it
it gets worse
> fast forward to last quarter of the year
>rumor i liked the girl that started it all
>now everyone is making fun of me even worse
>why
>girls pretend ask me out of shits and giggles now
>people slam my locker on me, call me ugly, sat alone for the rest of the year
>fuck middle school and everyone that was fucking there
>>24818773
>y-yes oligarchy race senpai let me eat out your asshole
>mmmm I love you oligarchy senpai, please keep imposing that thick hard cock into my boipussy
pic related, you.
>>24818782
I bet you could, she has a great ass
>>24818860
you deserved it.
you should know people talk shit and shouldnt have touched your penis
>>24818927
eat shit and die if i didnt itch them then my balls would of flung into warp drive from the untouched friction and killed earth as we know it
>girls jokingly ask for picture of my penis
>I send them pictures of my penis
>>24818962
you should have done it then because I wouldnt have to be here talking to your retarded ass
>>24819001
j-jokes on you... i was only pretending
>>24819030
exactly you fucking faggot
you prove my point
now get the fuck off my board or ill ban you
>First day at new school
>De terminated to be one of the cool kids this time
>New converse shoes which I think are the coolest around
>Constantly propping my shoes on the desks while talking to people
>Girls talking to me no guys but this is due to me being "the new kid". I mistake this for being so dam cool
>First lunch break see girl in hall from my class
>Approached me while holding her text books with a hand open
>Hi five time
>slap her a big high five then look around thinking everyone would think I'm so dam cool for interacting with a girl
>Hear screaming
>I broke her wrist
>Turns out she wanted a hug
>This was not a thing at my old school as no girls and guys every interacted
>Next day no girls talking to me
>I try and talk to guys with rubbing my new shoes on the desks
>No success
>Bitchy girl in front of the class shouts "Anon you are a fucking weirdo, nobody likes your shoes and nobody likes YOU just stop"
And that was the last nail on my autism coffin
>>24818990
Did she want to suck it after you sent it?
>>24819068
>>24819030
so you cant post here on reddit no more
>>24817686
TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TOUNGE, SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL, HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL, SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES, OH SHIT IM FEELING IT, TAKYON, HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT, TAKYON, ALRIGHT THAT'S TIGHT WHATS IT LIKE TO EXPERIENCE TAKYON.
>>24815127
>was homeschooled until 10th grade
>didn't do shit aside from baseball and guitar
>nothing cringe to talk about
>>24817554
all this /mu/core
but why is stratosphere so fucking good
>>24819251
yeah stratosphere is pretty chill.
check out a song from there other album 1975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvvBe0tWcsM
>>24819206
Wait till you get out into the big bad world.
Then you will realise your lock of social skills will cause you to have cringe moments every single day for the rest of your life.
Enjoy the interactions with the cashier at the store
Enjoy the interactions with hair dresser
Enjoy the interactions with unannounced knocks at the front door
Phone calls? Wonderful!
Chad with Pizza man? A tip for you sir
First job having to interact with coworkers? Better prepare your anus for the MILF manager
You are going to crash and burn kiddo.
We have experienced cringe since we first stepped onto the playground... but you?? Oh man you are in for a world of hurt stepping onto the battlefield this last.
>7th grade
>had mutual friends with a guy who bullied me since 4th grade
>sit at the same lunch table
>he bullies me every day during lunch
>beta faggot so no idea how to handle it
>face gets tomato red and I say nothing
>leave and go to the bathroom to avoid embarrassment
>go to the bathroom multiple times during 30 minute lunch period every day
Cant even imagine what the other kids thought when I'd go to the bathroom every five minutes
>>24819293
great as per usual
I don't give a shit if they are entry level pleb shit, they are one of my favorites
>Get an Xbox with Halo 2 for my 13th birthday
>Play whenever I am not at school or sleeping
>Have no friends to play splitscreen with, feel kind of bad
>One day in class
>Overhear some of the cool kids talking about a Halo tournament
>One of them lives on the same street as me
>I take it as an invitation
>Get ready to go and play Halo with them
>Want to dress to impress
>Fashion a crude Master Chief helmet out of card
>Don't have green paint
>Scared to ask mom
>Buy grass
>Stick the grass to my helmet
>Leave the house and eagerly run to the cool kids house
>Knock on the door
>They answer
>"MASTER CHIEF SIR. REPORTING FOR HALO 2 TOURNAMENT!"
>They all start laughing
>One of them grabs the helmet and pulls it off
>"Who invited the grassy stormtrooper?"
>they all laugh
>slam the door in my face
>next day at school they approach me
>threaten to tell everyone what happened if I don't walk around the school field on lunchtime in an Iron Man mask covered in flowers
>I do it
>they tell everyone anyway
>>24819108
no, like I said they were joking. it was also right around the time they started really cracking down on underage sexting and stuff so for like a year and a half I lived in almost constant fear that the fbi were about to get me
>7th grade
>classmates always pantsing each other
>wear tighty whities and fear I may be the next to be pantsed
>go to kmart to buy boxers
>excited because I finally have cool underwear and won't be as embarrassed if I get pantsed
>don't like the feeling of boxers though
>wear tighty whities under boxers
>the time finally came and one day get pantsed in the hall
>try to act cool and unphased
>they pull down my boxers
>see my briefs
>all of them stop and laugh incredibly hard
>quickly pull up pants and shuffle away
>lock self in stall and cry in the bathroom
The guy eventually got suspended for sexual harassment though
I graduated high school nearly 6 years ago. So middle school was nearly a decade ago. All i can remember about it is a couple hilarious times fucking around with friends. Even my first two years of high school are pretty fuzzy. Like just how fucking young are you people that you remember bullshit that no one else bothers to remember? Are you 15 and had this shit happen a year or two ago?
>new school
>"this time I won't be a sperglord" I say to myself almost as a mantra
>first week my friend knew this girl from another schol or whatever, so I managed to talk to her
>she asks for my msn
>give her a piece of paper with my msn written, shaking really fucking hard
>that night she logs in and says hi
>literally can't believe it
>"hey! do you have the msn of (normie friend)?"
they dated for a long time
>>24815127
>8th grade, fat and ugly as fuck, depressed
>this beautiful girl takes an interest in me for some reason
>hangs out with me everyday even though shes one of the most popular people in school and im the least popular
>start to get more comfortable around people in school as her friends start hanging around me too and treating me like a human being
>the most normie chad kid in school really likes her and is mad that shes hanging out with me
>he constantly does embarrassing shit to me like titty twisters, trying to take my clothes off and getting me in trouble in class
>one day the girl actually asks me out in front of him, and i am in complete shock
>think im being pranked or something so i act like a complete autist and stumble around my words never forming a complete sentence and then straight up walk away
>her friends come to me later that day telling me she was crying in the bathroom because I rejected her, "you all of people"
>tell them i thought she was joking
>they laugh at me until their sides are in orbit
>girl is outside, i'm anxious as fuck as i walk towards her and her circle of staceys and chads to explain
>before i can get a word out to her ultra chad gets in my way
>grabs onto my man boobs with full power and starts jiggling them around
>ask him what the fuck he's doing
>fuck this shit
>grab him by the neck and start to bang his head against the stone wall next to us until hes bleeding
>literally fucking suplex him onto the trashcan while screaming to him that he'll never fuck with me again
>he's crying on the ground and people come over and start calling me a fucking asshole pushing me and punching me and calling me names and laughing
>girl comes over and joins in with them, find out it WAS a prank all along and chad was in on it
>try to leave but i can't move, frozen with fear
>sit down and wait for the 100 or so angry normies to leave
>this one fat chick sits down next to me afterwards
>"i thought that was pretty cool anon"
>"t-thanks"
>>24817554
>death grips
>mac demarco
>joy division
>>>/mu/
>>24816405
Some guy did that in my 4th grade class once, are you that person?
>>24819649
never trust normies
>with 2 friends tossing pinecones at another group of people
>at the end one of the kids grabs me and starts crying and screaming at me and smashing me against the locker telling me to stop bullying him
>>24819649
>that ending
Just like in my vague American cartoons
>>24815962
>>24816213
>>24816638
>>24816677
>>24816835
>mfw accidentally made this kind of post when I was in middle school
didn't even get banned just felt intense shame
>>24819649
Why are some people so fucking despicable?
I wanna see more stories so....bump I guess
>>24819649
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
desu desu baka senpai desu
One time in class I told my friend's crush "he likes you" and he was sitting next to me and went mental
>>24817057
>husbando
Are you Stainless Steel Char-free 50' BBQ grill or a queer
>>24821174
wow the absolute madman!
I've tried to be cool by fighting random people in front of my crush, but I always looked like some weird faggot
Most of the time I just tripped short kids and told them to hang themselves
Thing is, is that I was at the bottom of the social scale so I just decided to fuck with people
Didn't really work and I assume people already thought I was a huge faggot in the first place
>>24821417
I also did a lot of weird autistic stuff, I really don't want to look back at those times
not middle school but
>fourth grade
>"friends" with this cunt who was just manipulative
>in scouts doing a craft where you cut out magazines and glue them
>she hands me this ad of a sumo wrestler and tells me to give it to a husky kid
>me, very nice, did not make any connection this was intended to make fun of him. I hardly looked at it
>I didn't know why she wanted me to give it to him. I just did bc she asked me to, so i thought i was doing her a favor
>next day
>principle's office
>apparently not only was this an ad of a sumo wrestler, but it was promoting smoking cigarettes
>that got me into even more shit
>husky kid spent the day crying according to his mom
>fuck scouts
pic related it's the ad
>>24819135
I WANT IT I NEED IT NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED SHAKE IT CAN'T TAKE IT MUST BREAK IT BREAK IT OFF YEAH WHAT'D I SAY BITCH
>cast in play as goofy meme character
>people associate me with goofy meme character all throughout middle and high school
probably the reason no one took me seriously and no girls paid attention to me t b h famm
>>24817554
fuck off with this entry level /mu/core
>>24817554
shut the fuck up you just got on /mu/ like two weeks ago and think you're enlightened to "good" music
>>24821725
Reading comprehension
>this is some pretty entry level shit,
>this is some pretty entry level shit,
>this is some pretty entry level shit,
seriously fucking read the whole post before you comment you retards
>>24821765
regardless you have shit taste
>>24821230
stained steel bbq grill
Does anybody else feel like they were in an episode of Peep Show at that time?
I mean I feel that way now but I'm not as cringey as I used to be
>>24815631
probably true kek
>>24821798
Not gonna waste my time explaining, everything I put in that post is there for a reason.
it's for that wigger to determine wether or not he likes a certain band, and then find similar works in soundcloud
>inb4 >soundcloud
name a better website for music beside last.fm
>>24817554
shit taste fucking kill yourself
>>24817554
Wow good taste man, like your stuff
>>24821885
now you're just baiting
>>24817554
Really digging these tunes bro!
cool B)
>>24817057
this made me cringe. both your story and your posts in this thread. congratulations.
>>24817554
great songs dude
>>24821885
fuck off you're not some arbitrator of good taste you're just a faggot
>>24817554
good stuff my homie g
>>24817554
I am amazed of your patrician taste and feel hopeful for our human race.
>>24815127
>was around 14
>8/10 girl in class spoke to once before tells me she's bored etc just back from babysitting
>cannot compute, tell her my mom is pulling my plug gotta go
>same 8/10 girl, in class, told me she likes my voice
>say nothing, cannot compute
>same 8/10 girl, offering me a hug in class
>hugged, cannot compute, made a disgusted facial expression
>same 8/10 girl, groped my bum during water break after everybody's back to the gym
>said something complimenting my butts
>cannot compute, made a disgusted facial expression
we have never spoken to each other since, one or two years later, I developed rheumatoid arthritis from football and everything have gone downhill
also, last year or so
>invited to friend's party
>girl offers me a hug
>cannot compute
>hug but made a disgusted facial expression
I think I will have to rectify this issues some time in the near future.
>>24817554
king of /mu/!
>>24819550
>show up to event you were not invited to dressed up and acting like a total sperg
You deserved it m8
I am also a cringer
>>24818860
God damn anon basically the same shit happened to me.
scratched my balls once or twice and everyone called me nut-toucher for the rest of school
>7th grade
>in gym class
>wrestling day faggots
>usually i'm happy about wresting day, but something is wrong
>food poisoning suddenly hits me from the meatball sub I had earlier
>I am chosen
>"oh shit"
>I felt like shit the entire time
>I'm much weaker than normal and trying to hold my urge to vomit
>All of a sudden
>"SPLOOOOOOOP-skelch"
>"Anon, you smell like shit"
>liquid shit dripped down my leg, and made contact with my wrestling opponent and wresting mat
>opponent is disgusted and is holding back his urge to punch me
>Gym teacher sees this and evacuates this section of the gym
>got sent home and played runescape while feeling like literal feces
>next day, word that I shat on this kid spreads around school
>my new nickname after that point was William SHATner (My name is William)
>got made fun of for the rest of the year
At least I move states after I started high school...
>>24815127
Middle school was the last time is was cool......I peaked in 8th grade.
>>24815537
Something similar
>couple of weeks in new school
>valentine's day
>manlet gives Stacey a box of Toblerones
>her Stacey friends have this look of disbeliefbecause he's not Chad
>we called him Toblerone for the rest of the year
>>24822831
Good nickname desu senpai, A+
>school has a little costumed disco on
>i had been watching lots of spaghetti westerns at the time so wanted to do a cowboy
>only had a shirt pants desert boots and my dads old akubra
>to top it off i'm half indonesian so muh shitskin
>everyone else had normie outfits and i felt like a fucking retard
>they later showed a photo of me in the same outfit during graduation night in front of 100-200 people
>if i had that little sheepskin coat that eastwood wears i couldve passed the look
I don't think it was too bad, but I really do stop and cringe hard when I remember that. To be honest, I think my memory has gotten so bad from consciously trying to forget all the cringey/bad shit that has happened to me.
>bunch of foreign students are leaving school for good
>teacher wants me and a mate who is very good at guitar to play music for them
>this is not the first time; we did it at camp once and they unironically asked us to play 'wonderwall' and all that - i ended up storming off for the night with my friend following as well
>we relunctantly decide to do it, but down half a bottle of vodka between us on the way there
>teacher had to know we were drunk, but she liked me a lot so i guess she didnt ask, didnt seem bothered anyway
>we play, i'm rhythm and my mate is lead, the principal is watching us play relatively well while piss drunk
>aspie kid somehow gets the second mic (first one was kind of placed in front of guitars), cant remember how
>he tells me to sing along to the song, and being drunk and always sympathetic to this aspie, i start to sing
>would have a panic attack sober, but comply
>i am alright at singing but i'm pretty sure at that point i sounded awful, being drunk as fuck
>eventually we decide to pack up and finish our 'set' because aspie with mic basically hijacked our part
>it was the closest I ever got to my fantasy of playing guitar in front of my cohort and showing them how cool i really was
>in band practice
>about to leave
>hear laughing
>think they're laughing at me
>walk by
>they're still laughing
>hit one of them with my instrument case in anger
>it broke their arm
>9th Grade
>My friend John and I are like Pepe and Wojac
>We make a facebook account for the most normie kid in school. Big jock named Joseph.
>We call the account Josephine. Basically photoshopped his face onto a bunch of women.
>commented on his friends' facebook pages.
>Joseph's girlfriend threatens to call the police and get the account tracked.
>John cracks under the pressure and tells the girl it was us.
>Next day, before 1st period, Joseph and about 30 normies sorround us in the hall.
>Kid is like 6'1", towers over us, asks why he shouldnt kick our asses.
>"Cause we're sorry"
>Narrowly avoided an ass kicking.
In middle school I was a cry baby.
>In 6th grade.
>My friend pulls my chair out from behind me.
>I fall on the ground, cry from embarrassment.
>Snitch on my friend.
>Get called on to answer question in class.
>Im viciously incorrect.
>Class laughs, teacher explains to me why I'm wrong.
>I cry.
>5th grade
>Sitting in lunch.
>Friend EJ is being funny, entertaining like 10 people.
>he says "Yeah everybody in this school has crushes. Rick likes Tina, John likes Jessica, ANON likes Kayla!"
>He looks over to me, realizing his mistake. It's too late, the tears are already welling.
>Other girls come over to console me, telling me its "okay."
>"NO I DONT LIKE HER OKAY. I REALLY DONT
>Cringe forever
>at school around 12-13
>penis inspection day
>oh fuck
>line up with everyone
>everyone passes fine
>I'm up
>as soon as nurse touches it, it goes hard
>everyone laughing at me
>get sent home after crying the whole time
>7th grade
>armenian
>made a cs 1.6 map that looked vaguely like my school
>get caught
>get 10 days out of school suspension
everyone thought i was an "evil arab terrorist" or school shooter until i moved in 10th grade
>>24823367
Another one, from primary school
>2nd grade
>some kid decides to bring in a starfish he found for show and tell
>places it in an icecream box and passes it around
>never really liked sea life in general
>at one point they start to pass it around while it's flipped, so you can see the underside of it
>for some reason i was really scared of seeing what was under
>as it got passed closer and closer to me i got more scared
>when it finally got to me i just started crying
>>24819562
you should have acted like you predicted it and laughed at him for being an idiot
>>24823490
haha bullshit, I heard about this
>>24822000
>>24822025
>>24822061
>>24822100
>>24822129
pathetic samefag
>>24823490
>>24823603
nevermind, just a similar story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrHAw_V5UMM
I've never done cringe shit. I've done fucked up shit, but never was a sperg. I wasn't alpha or anything though, I was just an outsider mostly.
Only time I came close is when I nearly asked out a girl I liked in 8th grade.
Lucky for me, some autist did the same before me, and she laughed at him.
He was less autistic than me, but I could tell that I'm fucked if he was.
I never talked to her again since Sophomore year. Checked her facebook recently, and she married that guy. At least I can take solace in knowing she was a slut in band.
>>24823367
these are both normie as fuck
i dated a girl through minecraft in 7th grade
>7th grade at recess
>tall kid who played minecraft was chilling with his friends
>my friends thought he was a faggot so they started throwing rocks at him
>he ignores like the first 5 then turns around in full rage mode
>starts austically swearing at all of us
>my friend said anon did it
>kid hates me throughout middleschool
>hangs out with my friends in highschool
>makes them all hate me
>alienated from the friend group
>alone now
>mfw
>>24821885
I know this is 2 hours old but holy shit you're a faggot. Last.fm has been terrible since they changed the layout and you shouldn't have been using it for anything but circlejerking anyway.
>>24817057
really cute tbhh
>>24819550
The Halo 2 years were some of the happiest of my life.
>>24824069
>recess
>middle school
watwutwot m8?
>>24824069
Also
>7th grade
>minecraft existing
Leave you underaged faggot.
>>24824700
minecraft was released in 2009
>>24823938
minecraft came out in 2011. underage b&
>>24819649
not only did you beat that normies ass but you didnt fall for their prank entirely by saying yes
seems like a win in my books
>>24817219
D did he laugh?
>>24824751
not him but Minecraft's beta was around as early as late 2008 you nonce
>>24819550
i hope you don't let your spirit die, or stay dead at least. you're really, really funny. and if you allow yourself to shine, somebody's gonna genuinely love you.
>>24815234
holy shit brah are you me
>>24815253
Throughout middleschool I listened to a shitload of dadrock and thought that Kurt Cobain was the tightest shit ever in 6th grade. As an edgy 8th grader I listened to avenged sevenfold. I listened to a few of those songs the other day on a whim and I still remembered all the words...
>>24815319
very relatable
>>24824995
Oh and in freshman year of HS I listened to skrillex nonstop
>be me 7th or 8th grade
>for some fucking reason i had PE every year in middle school even though i only needed one year
>always had one other unathletic kid so at least i could be the 2nd worst in the class
>we were playing contact football one day
>never did shit during football like run the ball because i knew i would get destroyed by those gorillas
>one day i thought ill do something for once
>the day before it rained so there was a big mud puddle in the end zone
>im standing there and see the ball flying
>try to catch it while walking backwards
>slip and drop my ass all over the mud
>entire class laughs
>had to go inside school to get another pair
>other kids laughed walking by
another story
>playing football in the same class
>someone fumbles the ball and its right in front of me
>just stand there
>team mate is screaming to pick up the ball
>just stand there
>he runs to me tackles my ass and picks up the ball himself and runs it
Middle school was literally the only good time in school for me with the exception of seventh gradehad no friends and was made fun of a lot.I befriended one of the most popular guys in school. He was a great actor, charismatic and attractive, but we got along because he had some nerdy interests and secretly liked weebshit.
This started in elementary school.
>New kid in new elementary
>some girl that lives on my street constantly says "Move it, anon!" as a joke
>Get annoyed one day
>Scream back "MOVE IT FEMANON" in the middle of the hallway
>everyone heard
Fast foward to middle school
>My friends started doing a thing where we hump each others binders (cmon we were hrony kids)
>I laugh at it and decide to do it to my other friends
>they laugh
>decide to do it to the femanon
>doesn't speak to me for 4 years
>in high school she was literally the popular kid and one of the hottest and I fucked it all up
Another elementary story
>still new kid in recess
>some go over to some kids when they're playing football
>I pick up the ball and run towards the bushes (the end zone or whatever it's called in football)
>notice that they literally just let me run there
>they thought I was a "special" kid so they let me have my fun
just
>middle school
>bananas served as side for lunch everyday
>put bananas in people's backpacks
>they carry their bags out of the lunchroom unaware
>everyone who sees laughs
>finally getting noticed
>I feel special
>begin to do this every day
>sometimes print out photos of bananas
>put them in backpacks too
>people start to call me banana man
>yes I'm popular now
>so this is what it feels like to be cool
>called into principals office one day
>apparently bananas squish in some kids bags
>tells me I have to stop
>never banana again
>kids stop talking to me
>sit alone at lunch again
>>24825397
DO YOU SEE BANANA MEN
HOPPING OVER ON THE WHITE HOT SAND
>>24819550
Grasster Cheif
>7th grade
>required to carry around a planner
>teachers all have stamps
>getting a stamp in your planner is a disciplinary measure
>if you accumulate enough you get a phone call home/in school suspension/detention/etc
>english teacher leaves the room
>were supposed to be reading our books, no talking while he's gone
>I don't have any friends in this class, so I don't talk to anybody anyways
>naturally all the normies immediately disregard instruction and start talking
>he comes back and is pissed because he could hear them being all the way down the hall
>says he's going to give everybody in the class a stamp for talking
>at the time I was an undiagnosed aspie
>start freaking out because I never got a stamp before, and I wasn't talking
>he gets to me, and I don't have my planner out
>I try to explain that I wasn't talking
>choke over my own words
>he acts annoyed and tells me to get my planner out
>at this point my throat is clenched up and I'm struggling to say anything
>tears start streaming down my face
>he gets pissed that I won't respond
>tells me to go stand outside
>that just triggers my autism even more
>put my head down
>since I won't get up, he makes the whole class get up and go stand outside
don't remember what happened after that, but he called my parents and they grounded me for a week and made me apologize to him the next day.
>be me trying to do my work
>black girl across keeps bothering me
>tell her to go back to her cotton field
>she gets butthurt and tries reporting me
>sit in fear for days and nights to see if I get in trouble
>>24825104
you got off lucky my friend
>>24825368
>they thought I was a "special" kid so they let me have my fun
help
>why do you always eat alone anon
>mimes eating a sandwich looking sad
>all of her friends laugh
>ask crush to spring dance
>laughs
>invite classmates to birthday party
>nobody comes
>girl tells me she likes me
>ask her out
>"I'll think about it"
>goes out with friend
good thing too, she became a roastie
>>24815346
That's kinda cute.
Originality quotient insurance.
>7th grade
>edgemaster
>have a crush on a girl
>come up with an excellent idea
>send her a note with the logo of an evil organization on it
>just like in my animes
>that'll spook her
>come up with an organization/logo on notebook paper
>approach popular kid at youth group
>ask him to deliver the note to her since he's in her home room
>little while later, he approaches me with the note opened up
>"what the heck does this even mean anon"
>mumble "nothing" as I grab the note and crumble it up
I have no idea what I was thinking, but it's probably for the best that he never delivered that note
>>24815346
>>24826130
>open up youtube channel when I was a kid with friend
>make youtube videos of us doing "skits"
>still up to this day
>>24825572
That's just fucked up anon
>>24826173
can you provide a link to said channel friend?
>>24815127
>step in dog shit at my house before school
>didn't notice
>go to school
>some kid says what stinks
>find out it's my shoe
>he calls me poop shoe and gets other people to call me that for awhile.
>Be me
>Had no friends, but at the time I thought I had one
>Her name was Sabrina
>Followed her around,we hardly talked, but it was nice to have someone to be with
>Gave her money
>She was pretty popular in our class, and she had multiple friends
>One day Me, Sabrina, and her two friends sit together at lunch.
>Friend 1 asks "Why do you follow her around all the time anon?" With a smirk
>I get embarrassed, "I do not follow anyone! She's my friend."
>Sabrina cringes, "No you're not. I just feel bad for you"
>I want to cry right there.Jpg
>The three of them continue to talk the whole period as I try not to cry.
>>24826192
fuck no
I've tried to get him to delete them but he's always just said "why dude they are hilarious? good memories"
>>24826220
dude you were in middle school, why the fuck would you be embarassed to show it to other anons
>>24826220
I made shit like that when I was in highschool, it was horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyk9Y572r7U
>>24826245
>>24826315
haha nope
not gonna happen
I seriously think I'll kill myself if they resurface
>>24826210
why are women so cruel?
>>24815691
i am laughing, thanks senpai
>>24826173
Aha, that's always gonna be cringe inducing.
Also endearing as fuck.
I just forced my parents to watch our skits. No evidence. Kinda wish there was.
>>24815253
>tfw I like ICP
>>24826220
Ah, I bet they're hilarious. The more cringe inducing the better!
>>24826210
you really this much of a bitch?
>>24826768
speaking of cringey music, on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being full autismo, how cringey is it to listen to Avenged Sevenfold?
>>24826851
depends on your age and gender
>>24826879
I started listening to them as 13 year old
Don't listen as much now at 19, but still think they sound pretty good
I'm aguybtw
>>24826851
It's only acceptable if you are below 16
>>24826728
>>24826793
I just remembered about the channel and I feel like I'm going to throw up
there's nothing I can do
>>24826911
just don't go wearing avenged sevenfold tshirts and shit, also avoid head banging in public if you do that
>>24826928
post it you pavement ape
>eat lunch in the auditorium
>sit alone in the back row of seats
>when I finish eating I pick up trash from the auditorium floor
>>24818547
thinking you look cool =/= looking cool
>>24816956
>>24826768
Keking at the thought of autist juggalos m8
>>24824784
This, sounds bretty alpha desu. Surprised she didn't get wet for you afterall
>>24827113
keking at the thought of someone caring what other people listen to m8
also no one I know IRL knows I listen to them I'm not a retard who fucks his cousins and paints his face
>>24817554
Dude you're /mu/ as fuck get your own taste
>beta orbitting touhou cosplayers from providence(probably fucked by sam hyde) on facebook
>>24819550
If you could afford to buy grass why didn't you buy a green marker pen or some green cardboard?
>>24826820
tbqh yeah. I'm a total push over. I mean, people can talk me into things that I don't really want to do, but i'll do it to make them happy. I'm a real people pleaser.
>Pathetic.jpg
i know this isn't exactly middle school but idgaf
>be me, grade 9
>go to mcdicks with a bunch of people including oneitis
>we sit at a table
>there isn't enough space
>they drop all their shit there and go order food
>when they're done, they sit at another table, leaving me behind
>by the time i realized this it was already too late
>waited at the empty table with everyone's backpacks and coats for about half an hour until my dad picked me up
>>24819649
Remember this with pride anon,
you did well and I'm proud
>>24819097
What the fuck? How do you break someone's wrist with a fucking high five?!
>>24824909
Mid 2009
>>24819649
not cringe at all, fucking owned that normie faggot. good job anon
>>24826159
what fucking animes are you watching holy shit
>>24818187
This seems like one of those instances that would be in a movie where its really over exaggerated.
>that time when the entire 7th grade started using "Jewish" as an insult and the administration had to call a meeting to make us stop
>that time the wigger kid ran out in the middle of American History, pulled assorted black kids out of class, and brought them back to the classroom to ask what his skin color is to "prove" that he was black
>>24825572
your teacher was a massive faggot desu
>>24827711
>some muslim british hybrid bullies me
>his gf has been coming to my house to make out with me whilst hes going out with her
>she hits me and strangles me it's great
>bites my dick
>He's giving me shit one day
>she tells him I'm better than him and have a bigger dick
>I feel the adrenaline pumping and show him bite marks on my dick whilst smirking
>he beats me up with my pants around my ankles
>she no longer speak to me cause I'm weird
man I miss being 13
>>24817455
fuck off cringemaster
>>24815127
I got one
>grade 8
>halo 3 is in its prime
>have 50+days of playtime
>obsessed with living dead double xp weekend
>every lunch would hide on the edge of the playground and play real life living dead with my four of my autistic friends complete with shooting and energy sword noises
>take turns who would be the zombie and such
>pretend to be spartans
>other kids come over and want to play
>immediately stop playing and just pretend to be playing regular manhunt awkwardly
>>24815127
>literally get called Butters because I behaved like him
>>24815127
jake? that you faam?
>>24819627
>being able to remember waht happened a year ago
I can't even remember what happened 10 minutes ago
>remembering all your old forum posts
HNNNNG
l>>24827883
got called jewish
made fun of my grandmas brooklyn accent
>>24815127
Tried my hardest for two years to become Swagfag Chad. Never worked out
>>24827942
I used to get called Jewish even though I'm hispanic
>>24821799
State?
>>24827924
don't remind me. I had an account here
http://forum.duelingnetwork.com/
>>24825572
You might actually have legit autism, not the internet joke kind.
>looking at your old facebook posts from 2010
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>24828072
>not looking at your old myspace profile and seeing the messages and pictures you had made
underaged please leave
>>24828054
>at the time I was an undiagnosed aspie
>he spoke in past tense
good work sherlock
>>24828100
>implying a was a huge enough faggot to make a myspace
I had enough sense not to make a myspace
I use to make comics for FunnyJunk
>>24817057
maybe youre ugly asf anonnah im just kidding ily
>6th grade
>grill says she likes me in front of whole class
>thisisitboys.png
>literally have no social skills
>face turns complete red
>sweating
>everyone looking at me
>starting to tear up now
>it's lunch and they make us go outside
>See her
> Run away and can't even walk correctly
>never interact with her again in middle school
Last I heard she started dating low-lifes
>>24828072
>deleting your facebook freshman year of college and reactivating it a couple years ago
>that good feeling of not having gay, embarrassing, and wildly inappropriate shit posted all of your friends' profiles
>going to have a water balloon fight
>kid that was supposed to bring the balloons gets sick
>"Iunno, we could use toilet paper."
>everyone looks at me
>i know that was stupid what was i thinking
>"That's retarded, anon."
>"Yeah, that's so lame."
Also,
>show someone my mp3 player
>thought i had decent taste in music, 14 year old me would probably be entry level wanna-be /mu/ fag tier, puncutated with adolescent cringe-core and showtunes
>dude just destroys my taste
>"wow you have their good album but literally none of the good songs"
>"wtf how do you have literally the worst of their entire discography?
>"pfthahaha"
>"hey dude anon listens to fucking disney music"
Even now that my music taste is "good" (as in, people would probably consider it ~*~hip~*~" I'm so deeply paranoid about my music that I don't keep it on my phone and have panic attacks if anyone touches my music collection.
>>24828117
to be fair to that particular anon, I'm still undiagnosed. mom thinks I am, dad and step mom insist that I'm not, it's a whole thing
>>24828234
Dodged a bullet mateyo
>at some kind of party or gathering
>change dance music to death metal
>laugh
>nobody else is laughing
>>24818530
i bet you had to look up the definition of at least one of those words
kys pseudo-intellectual faggot bitch
>>24816999
iktf m8
original comment
d
i don't really know what to think of this one but out of the couple stories i got i thought that this one was pretty worthy of this thread
>7th grade
>in science class with this weirdo stacey 9/10 qtp2t who constantly does weird shit to melike grab and slap my ass in the hallways or class
>I am FULL AUTISMO GRANDE. very oblivious to why this chick likes a faggot spic like me cause i am retard
>our teacher announces to the class that our partners for this project were doing is going be the person sitting next to us
>i am now partnered with this 9/10 stacey cause of assigned seating arrangement
>fuCKK.WEBM
>She is smiling and being flirty, asking if I like any girls in the class
>random girls are walking around the class and she is telling them I like them which is making me FUCKING PANIC. at this point whole face is red and i'm sweating
>After about 5 random women in the classroom she finally asks in a really seducive way "what about me?"
>"w-why?"
>she scoots closer to me
>"I like you"
>she accidently touches my dick when moving her hand I GUESS SHE WAS TRYING TO TICKLE ME
>turbo sperg thrusters engage.gif
>I fucking GET UP AND TELL THE TEACHER "FEMANON GRABBED MY PENIS"
>Teacher knows I am an autist so she just sighs and says "you can move seats if you'd like".
>go and sit at a random table and do the project by myself
>I look up at her every once in a while and she is laughing at me
>for the rest of the year and all of 8th grade she continues to mess with me
>after middle school we ended up going to different highschools cause of bus stop zones
I really wish I was a bit more c00l and not a self loathing/self conciouss faggot like I was before so that I could've expierienced teenage love or just love in general tbqh familia. Only reason I was such an autist to this gril too was because I was really fucking scared of getting into a relationship, couldn't even imagine myself hugging a girl even. idk man
>talking to qt3.141 times 1 million
>one of the best 15 minutes of my life
>decide to tell her a cringy asf joke i got told by a friend a few days ago
>ohgodwhy.jpg
sorry lads i forgot how the joke went i think it was something like what do you call a crab that gives toys in christmas. santa claws.
also looking back at it now holy shit if i knew about signs of attraction and knew more about love she probably would've been my first girlfriend.
> 6th grade
> Get to class and some guy is sitting in my seat.
> Ask him to get out of my seat.
> "Nah man, class hasn't started yet"
> I say, "Get up or I'll remove you by force"
> He laughs at me
> I flip the chair and desk with him still in it.
> He never sat in my desk again.
I was kind of a chuuni in middle school, was influenced by some shitty anime at the time. It had a good outcome, but shit I'm surprised nothing happened to me after that.
>middle school
>lunches are split into Session A and Session B
>only friend went to Session B lunch
>Alone for 30 min
>Always last in line in lunch line
>Food ran out so the last things left were dry hamburgers and tater tots
>All the lunch tables are busy
>Sit down on the edge of a full table
>They try to nudge me off the table
>Try to talk but just end up spazzing words from two clenched lips
>Fall off
>Get back on because Im hungry
>
>Bell rings
>Everybody leaves but me
>Everytime I go to lunch thereafter I go to the bathroom
>Enter a stall and place my food on top of the toilet seat and kneel down and eat it and stay in there for the remainder of recess
>>24825397
did somebody say...
>Part of French club
>Get to miss class all day for a French Club event
>Cajun dancing lessons at a nearby church
>Everyone meets up in the French classroom and heads there as a group
>We end up waiting at a nearby park because church is locked
>Everyone is hanging out on a jungle gym, talking
>No friends
>Just start walking around the parameter of the park, killing time
>Overhear some people talking
>"Why's Anon walking around like that? Is he in trouble?"
>>24828568
that's really sad man, if I were at your school and known I would have sat with you every now and then
Who /skippedluncheverysingledayfortwoyearstogosleepinthelibrarybecausenofriends/ here?
>>24821679
Yeah, THAT'S why.
>be in Gr9
>walking alone with gril who I had been friends with for awhile
>her hand keeps touching mine but i pull my hand away thinking that I was bumping into her
>we stop for a second
>I felt someone grab my hand and I pull away
>audibly say 'what the hell?!'
>She blushes and says 's-sorry'
>finally realized what happened a year later
>>24827924
I checked some of my old forums from Jr High and HS last week. It got to the point of being physically painful.
>>24828687
>tfw started eating lunch in my car as soon as I got my license
fucking godsend
>>24827883
oh lord this. i didn't even know it was a bad thing,I just thought i was cool for having a nickname.
>6th grade
>ask out 10/10 popular girl
>she says yes
>we go out for 4 hours before she breaks up with me
>cri
>friends go behind my back to get us back together and when it fails, they tell her i told them to
>she confronts me
>spaghetti drops
>red faced, sweaty, stuttering
>she doesn't believe i had no part in this until other girl who is a mutual friend convinces her
>thingswentbetterthanexpected.webm
>6th grade
>telling really shitty jokes in gym
>wearing gym shorts, no underwear
>kid pantses me and my dick is showing
>standing there for like 5 seconds
>>24818584
sounds like some stupid thing I would do, not a big deal really you learn to take it in stride
Tfw when my friend in 7th grade tried to steal my copy of black ops 3 next day at school I confront him he threatened me I cry in bathroom stall
>>24819550
Dude I would have laughed at you but let you come in and play. What is wrong with some people?
this thread brought back a lot if misery, but im comfortable sharing this
>5th grade birthday
>first boy/girl party, invite equal amounts
>all boys busy, on vacation or whatever
i dont even know what we did, but i waited for people to arrive by wearing sunglasses and laying on a table as my crush and her friends filtered in
now im so far into the meta that i can enjoy/appreciate my awkward interactions for what they are. but those ones in middle school when i was earnrstly trying to fit in......just
>>24819562
I'd be more embarrassed if I were the guy going down in history for pulling other boys pants down .
>>24823401
>be me
>be 8
>at school doing drawings
>everyone is in front of the garden
>some are sitted with their les crossed
>some of us have our legs hanging through some bars, we are in the second floor watching the garden
>I was wearing shorts because it was after pe
>the cold steel touching my skin feels good
>I keep drawing but I feel my benis going really hard
>it is pushing my shorts and making contact with the bar between my legs
>I did that thing where you make your penis jump?
>it felt so good
>the some girl behind me screams
>"teacher look what anon is doing"
>try to cover my boner with notebook
>a black girl who was at my right, really cute, one of those who has sharp facial features takes my hand
>then she lifts it uncovering my throbbing cawk
>"let me see it anon"
>her eyes just stare, mouth slightly open
>I feel my body tingling
>teacher looks over my shoulder and brush it off casual
>"it's a natural thing, everybody keep drawing"
>black girl talks with me and I felt her smooth arm near me
I can't remember anymore
>be LE RANDOM MEME MASTER
>always interrupt class reading with something autistic
>someone is reading for whole class to read
> interrupt with "AND DRAGONS" at the end of a sentence
>whole class laughs
>keep doing this because I'm fucking stupid
>fast forward to high school
>hanging out with someone from that class
>he confesses he thought I was retarded in middle school
>mfw the whole class probably did too
>Class, this is Anun. Anun is new here.
m-my name is Anon...
>Tell us about yourself, Anun!
uhh, umm, err, I, uh, p-play, r-runescape...
>Oh, that's cool. What's RuneScape?
a g-
>What?
n-nevermind...
>Uh, oh... c-cool? Welcome to the class.
o-ok
>Choose a seat, any seat you wish!
uhh...
>Choose a seat, Anun. Please, you're holding up the class.
my name is ano-
>STACEY, WILL YOU PLEASE MOVE OVER SO ANUN CAN SIT NEXT TO YOU?
>What?! WHY ME! I don't want to sit next to Anun, he's weird!
>STACEY, THAT'S ENOUGH. MOVE.
>i stumble over the children's seats that are too close together for me to fit through as the chads and staceys laugh
>MOVE CHILDREN, LET ANUN THROUGH!
>finally arrive at the desk on the verge of tears
>stacey plugs her nose and edges her seat far away from mine
>STACEY, GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
>WOW, THANKS ANUN!
s-so sorry...
>class waits as i put all of my stuff into the desk
>go to sit in it
>i don't fit in the desk
>have to hold up the class again as i take all of my stuff back out
>ANUN, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?
s-sorry, the d-desk is too small...
>HURRY UP THEN! FIND ANOTHER ONE!
>stumble over the normies once again as i make my way to the back of the room where no one sits
>chads trips me and all of my papers go flying around the room
>ANUN, I'VE ABOUT HAD IT!
>nobody helps as i make my way around the room picking my papers up with tears in my eyes as chads drag my papers away from my hands with their shoes
>another stacey finds my journal and picks it up
>WOW ANUN, THIS IS WEIRD!
p-please g-give that back
>ANUN, STOP TALKING AND INTERRUPTING CLASS! FINAL WARNING.
>stacey hides my journal in her desk
>abandon my papers on the floor and walk to the back of the room and sit on the floor without a pencil
>class ends
>ANUN, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO YOUR WORK? NO RECESS TODAY EVERYONE, WHY DON'T YOU ASK ANUN WHY!
chad that tripped me jumped me with his friends while i was walking home that day and beat my face in with a chain while calling me a fat fuck
>>24815127
dated (and fucked, sry) a really fat girl that was way taller than me, I was a skinny manlet
>>24818305
>being a robot
>having scraps to give
kek
>>24829499
Fake as fuck. No teacher would let a new kid get bullied within 5 minutes.
>>24817554
Makes me embarrassed to be a death grips fan
>>24821552
fuck those fucks
>5th grade
>older bro and friends constantly bully/fuck with me but i just want to fit in
hey anon, you should call that kid chocolate
>that sounds silly brcause thats a food and hes a person but ok
>next day loong talk from black princial about racism
>>24829499
>doesn't like being fat
>doesn't lose weight
so you're just literally lazy?
>>24815127
>implying I remember middle school
It's just a big blank for some reason.
>7th-8th grade?
>walking back to lockerroom after PE
>trailing behind group of semi-popular burnout kids
>edgy kids who wore iron maiden/from first to last shirts
>one kid calls me out all of a sudden
>"anon i heard you were saying some shit!"
>me: "wut?"
>suddenly this kid is on top of me choking me by the throat
>dudes standing around in the lockerroom watching
>quicker than it began this kid steps in
>"if you want to fuck with anon, you gotta fuck with me too!"
>10 years later me and that guy are still buds
>>24829801
i was like 8
>>24829984
so you're not fat anymore?
>>24815127
Okay, so this isn't technically a middle school story, but it's close enough that I'll post it anyways.
So it was freshman or sophomore year of high school, and I'd been friends with this girl for a while, since middle school. The important thing to know here is that she was hot as fuck- I suppose you could describe her as being "emo" at the time, but she was normal enough that it wasn't a problem. She also had huge tits, and a nice ass.
We had been good friends for a long while, and one day, I believe it was through text, she asks me if I want to go out with her. At the time, I am a poorly-dressed, repugnantly haircutted ginger virgin, so it's kind of incredible she was interested. She was totally serious, though. She was kind of slutty as well, so I know I'd at least get pussy for the first time out of it.
But I said no. There were many reasons, or excuses, really, why- I was afraid of what my family would think of her, I didn't really have any way to get to her house, etc. I was really just scared.
The straw that broke the camel's back to me saying no was my 'best friend' and oneitis- she advised against it. As I thought this girl was perfect, I couldn't really see any way she could be wrong. So I turned down this attractive girl because I was scared, and because my oneitis told me to. Here I am, years later, still a virgin, still afraid to look people in the eye, still scared.
>>24830006
greentext it you newfag cunt
>>24830005
very
still, i was 8
>>24830018
Sorry, I prefer to actually write shit instead of using autismtext.
>is
>this
>better
>for
>you
>obnoxious
>faggot
>>24829499
stop fucking with us anon this is some next level nightmare shit
>>24830038
>not realizing it's easier to read bullet points rather than a wall of text
fuck off back to /lit/ you cunt
>>24817606
Fuck. This shit literally makes me want to die
>>24830025
stop being lazy and lose the weight if it bothers you anon, what you think if you do nothing somethings going to change? no you have to make the change
I was actually a pretty cool guy back in middle school.
Everyone bought weed from me and I bullied the shit out the gay kid. Good times.
>>24830075
>I'm too much of an illiterate degenerate to read a paragraph
>>24819649
If you went to my school you would've been a fucking god. I was always too much of a pussy to try get in any fights but everyone always talked about them. Good job teaching those normie fucks a lesson, anon.
>>24830090
but i am losing weight anon
that story was over 10 years old
>>24830121
>I want to put extra effort in because one guy wants people to think he's smart
no thanks anon
>>24815127
Used knowyourmeme.com for such a long time during 8th grade that the admins there made me a moderator.
To be fair, the forum community was nice.
>>24818785
Never had strange outbursts after fucking up, but my career is so similar to yours. We should be friends anon.
>>24819097
I did the same thing with my converse but I put them at the top of the seat on the bus. Also, how the hell did you break her wrist?
>>24815127
Back to middle school a severe case of Chuunibyou.
>>24830207
Also I stopped using the site after one of the users got arrested for posting plans to shoot up a mall on facebook.
>be me ultra beta 14 year old already at final quarter of 8th grade
>be known as a loner and weirdo because I'm always alone
>everyone obsessed with flip phones and blackberries
>try to fit in and buy a motorola
>show it off to everyone
>some popular traceys wants me number
>no red flags pop up because of assbergers'
A FEW DAYS LATER:
>one of the girls said they're in love with me
>we sext for a few hours
>eventually, she asks me to send dick pic
>I do it because i'm fucking stupid
>go to school the next day and everyone teases me
>that fucking bitch sent my dick pic to everyone she knew
>few days later, "anon and Tracey, please report to the principal's office"
>we had a long discussion about the proper usage of cell phones and eventually, Tracey was suspended for the rest of the school year
>get labeled as snitch, loner, pervert, and weirdo for the rest of the school year
>Tfw used to lie to parents about having friends
>Made up stories for them about what we did and everything
>Tfw in reality was autistic AF and used to carry manga with me everywhere
>>24823508
Maybe you have trypophobia.
>>24830296
She probably had to go to summer school or repeat the 8th grade.
She got it way worse than you
>>24830356
Are you me?
Apparently not an original comment
>be me, 11 or so
>get pissed at some kid for not playing tag correctly at recess
>no tag backs mother fucker
>decide to imitate some cartoon I saw
>as punishment I chase him down and bite him in the ass
>kid was shocked and tells on me
>next thing I know, im getting yelled at by the school principle for not respecting other people's personal space
>parents are told, they are in shock that I would do such a thing so I never got punished
Surprisingly I never got a reputation, never known as the ass biter. Although in hindsight, maybe being known as a crazy mofo would have saved me from some bullying. Oh well.
>>24830296
Sounds bad man, but it could've gone far worse. At least that stupid stacey cunt got what she deserved.
>>24826315
Oh god anon I'm laughing, this is so adorable
>>24823508
Not cringy but I feel bad for little 2nd grade anon
>>24829032
This happened to me in 6th grade,
I was never nude, i had a huge phobia of people seeing my dick.
Even my fucking underwear
in gym class when we changed into gym shorts i hid in the shower always
people made fun of me
one day end of the year
im sure you are ALL familiar with "IM goIng to Do someFUcked up Shit and SAY FUCK YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL HUYRRRRR@!!!!!@"
we're at a pool
end of the year shit
i cant find a place to hide to change back into my clothes
i used a towel and and decided to go from under the towel to change
some fucker rips off my towel
exposes my cock
>naked boy with dick flapping around beats the fucking shit out of another boy
there was fucking blood everywhere
i beat his fucking ass naked
I was fiiiiiiiiiiilled with rage
i didnt even get in trouble
i left right away and spent the rest of my summer worrying about the next year
next year comes
im strangely more respect, less bullied, but more lonely
completely ostracized
my only friend is 4:00 Digimon on YTV
>>24815127
>Learn how to clap with one hand
>Walk around school and clap with one hand like a retard
>Take advanced classes, skip grades and ace classes so people blow it off as a "genius quirk"
>Now hold a full-time job and I still clap with one hand like a retard
>didn't have a great time in school
>a lot of time spent alone, being considered weird, teased, etc
>eventually left school
>actively learned social skills
>can now function pretty well in the adult world
>be yesterday
>make the mistake of getting on a bus as the schools are letting out
>fuckloads of kids being noisy stupid cunts
>reminded of time in school.
School was a shitty environment and I hated it.
So did most robots, but never learned to move past it.
All the normie, stacy and chad memes probably all come from robot memories of cunts in school, and they assume that these cunts will also dominate the adult world, so they don't even try to join it.
And that's to say nothing of all the time wasted learning about useless shit that I would immediately forget once I left
I think I hate everything about formal education.
>>24830546
same guy
here's cringe about a girl i liked
basically stalked her
checked the yellowpages for her number
followed her into her building to see what appartment she lived in (203, right next to my grandaunt, so it looked like i was visiting my grandaunt, god rest her soul she died last week, its gonna be a lonely ass christmas)
watch her play soccer/tetherball and being active during recess while i played with snails
i was always orbiting around her
and she was completely oblivious
i then started pickng and making everyone's life around her terrible
her sister, friends, etc i all fucked with them
i attacked her sister out of the blue once and she chased me like wtf
i drew pictures of the girl as well
i was fucking obsessed
>4 years ago
i work at mcdonalds
she becomes a regular
obsession starts to happen again
i get a piece of my past visiting me almost everyday
she still doesnt notice me
finally hold open the door for her as i was cleaning windows
she notices and gives me a thanks
my whole world is a utopia
kids arent starving
white people
exploring space
peace
the whole fucking deal
>>24815127
>I was the smelly kid
>7th-8th grade
>have a ponytail
>think I look cool
>cut hair
>1-2 years later
>everyone starts telling me they thought I was just a really ugly girl
>mfw
>>24828687
Who /atelunchinthebathroomfortheentiretyofmiddleschoolcoznofriendsandashamedofbeingseeninthelibrarybythemselves/ here?
>>24824069
lurk moar we can tell you're still in 7th grade
>>24828687
Make that three years of middle school. At least high school was better.
>>24830708
My second grade teacher was really mean to me, so I ended sitting in the stalls as soon as I got off the bus.
I was usually there for about 2 hours just playing Pokemon
>be me 12 year old starting first day of middle school
>gym teacher is a gigantic hairy bear who just yells at the class about how unfit they are and does nothing but sit around
>one day, he asked me, my friend, and two other guys to come visit him after school
>we all went to visit him
>he shows up porn and explains that they make money off of it
>asks us if we want 100$ from making porn like they did
>do it because 100$ was a fortune to us back then
>strip naked and give blowjobs to eachother while out gym teacher was filming
>finish and the he asks us never to tell anyone or else we don't get the 100$
>get 100$ each the next day
>go home and parents ask where i get the 100$ bill from
>tell them that our gym teacher gave it to us
>they did some more investigating and found out that the guy was hording a fuckton of CP
>he sold the videos to a pedophile ring and apparently has done this same thing many of times before
I was a dumb kid.
>>24830572
>mfw I tried doing this and I can't do it
You've got talent, anon
>>24830628
OG oneitis
>>24830871
That's not cringe, just really fucked up.
>>24828408
She was clearly fucking with you if you were really that retarded. You did just fine anon.
>Discover AmazingAtheist
>Become militant douchebag atheist
>This is while also going through my pseudo intellectual liberal phase
>I was already very unpopular
>Managed to get entire school to hate me
>Lectured my HonGeo teacher about why christians were dumb
>She didn't make eye contact with me during graduation
Maaaaan fuck it all
I was like the fucking Autism king back then
>>24830419
>HINDsight
Heh
>>24815691
was expecting shrek is love shrek is life
>be a 6th grade autist
>whole year every kid in school would hiss at me just to get a reaction out of me
>"HIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
>"STAWWWHHHPPP IIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!111"
>transferred to crappy private special ed school the next year just to avoid them
>>24828358
Oh fuck me I did this in high school once. In the weight room we were allowed to take turns choosing songs. I chose something by Kalmah or some shit, never was allowed to pick again
Why is high school me such a moron anon
WHY
>>24818860
I honestly thought i was alone on that, thank you.
Didn't have too many autist moments. Got along pretty well with everybody and had some success with girls, but one sticks out as pretty autist
>In grade 9
>In french class (Canada)
>Fucking around with my friend, get moved because were disrupting class or something
>Get moved to a different table in the back (we sat 2 per table in a lot of classes)
>Crush is at this table, solid 10/10
>Oh fuck, whatdoido.jpeg
>Looking around the table at posters on the walls
>Poster behind us shows vegetables with their french name
>Picture of a fig looks like a piece of shit
>Keep looking back and laughing, hoping she asks what I'm laughing at so I can start a conversation about shit figs or something
>Do this about 4 times
>No fucks given by her, keeps doing her assignment
>Finally I say "that looks like a poo" while pointing at the poster behind us
>She doesn't do anything
>Tap her on the shoulder, she looks at me
>Point back again and repeat "that looks like a poo"
>She doesn't even look back, just says 'ok' and goes back to her paper
>feelsbadman, wtf was I thinking, not smooth at all
>don't exchange any words until I see her 6 years later at my university
I like to think she didn't remember, but she probably did. Thankfully she didn't tell anybody to my knowledge; or at least I didn't hear about it after that.
I had kind of a relationship with this gothy girl at MS. We liked each other but were too awkward to go anywhere with it.
Her parents suddenly moved and transferred her away.
The next week, the teacher told us that she'd killed herself right after the move.
>>24831212
You have the burgers, is that correct?
>bullied in 7th grade
>start 8th in a new school
>sitting in woodshop class
>kid starts messing with me
>decide to stand up for myself for once
>call him a fag
>everyone at the table is now my enemy
>bullied even more now
>kid sands a piece of wood until it's hot and burns me with it
>another pushes me over at lunch and jams my face into snow
>get suspended for failing classes
>switch schools again and repeat 8th grade
>get rocks thrown at me within a week
>meet this girl 7/10
>actually talks to me
>start to get excited thinking she might like me
>find out she has a bf and lose hope
>barely pass and move again
>go to hs
>never get any friends
>barely graduate
As a result I have no idea how to deal with people
>>24830105
Do you have aspergers as well?
>get in fight
>cry
>>24818860
god damnit the exact same thing happened to me, only I didn't even do anything to bring it on that I can remember, people at my school were just fucking psychotic
>>24822563
Hey, nut-toucher. Still touching your nuts, faggot?
>>24815127
>Be that guy with no friends
>Be poor
>Spanish class has pot luck to celebrate end of year
>What the fuck we cant even feed our own family
>Don't tell my parents anything as to not make them feel bad
>Save up what ever change I can find
>Only find 2 dollars in coins
>Walk local grocery store
>Buy a single packet of microwave popcorn for 1.35
>Morning of potluck
>Wake up early to microwave it
>After wrap it in tinfoil as to keep it warm while waiting for Spanish class
>Everyone takes out homemade stuff like tacos, spaghetti, mashed potatoes, and various mexican american foods
>Walk up to the back table were all the food is and try to quietly place my tinfoil wrapped popcorn while everyone talks amongst themselves.
>Quietly unzip my backpack and try to quickly slip out the popcorn
>Rich Stacy was placing her stupid moms delicious homemade brownies.
>Sees me and says "ANON BROUGHT 1 BAG OF POPCORN"
>Everyone looks back to see the commotion
>Stacy continues her tirade "Thats so unfair anon why do you only get to bring one bag of popcorn while everyone else brought way more better food"
>Teacher sees this and knows my family is poor af
>Steps up and tries to diffuse the situation
>Stacy and her normie followers(the whole class) all start nodding towards their leader
>IF ANON ONLY BROUGHT 1 BAG HE ONLY GETS 1 PLATE OF FOOD
>Rest of class keeps nodding in agreement
>Quietly get my one plate and start putting food on it while the rest of the class and Stacy watches to make sure I don't put "too much"
I died that day.
>>24831544
I know that feel. We were too poor to bring anything for one. So I just didn't eat. Still got treated like shit over it by the whole class. Keep in mind at this point it was the middle of winter and I was wearing shoes that basically didn't exist. Only one even had a sole. Like you niggers think I can afford to feed your asses when I can't even afford shoes?
>>24817554
Grimes has 3 good songs and you should be ashamed for liking her.
>>24817057
lol u must be ugly as fuck
>>24817554
>good music
>no progressive rock
>>24823401
Hot tbqh. Original comment bot pls fuck off
>>24817554
fucking /mu/ generic pleb holy shit
I'm gonna lighten the mood by posting a story about someone other than me. More to come
>in elementary school there was this one incredibly weird kid everyone hated
>let's call him David
>David was one of those crazy kids who screamed and bit people, though from what I know he wasn't an aspie
>David was raised by his grandmother because both his parents were fuckups
>throughout most of elementary school I never really interacted with David
>until about 4th grade
>then everything went to shit
>first time I talked to this kid face to face was during recess
>our school had this huge playground that had a tube bridge that some kids would always hang out in
>one day I go to chill in there for a bit and, to my surprise, David is there
>he immediately starts talking to me out of nowhere
>don't really know him at all but I talk back a bit, this was before my asocial years
>the longer I stay near this kid the closer he starts getting to me and gets rowdier and louder
>guess interacting with someone set off his autism or something
>he ends up pretty much balled up in the center of the pipe due to getting closer and closer to me
>his autism hits critical level and he decides he wants to get out of the pipe bridge thing - from my side
>pretty much slides onto me and tries to push me out of the pipe
>tell him to fuck off since I'm /comfy/, he can turn his ass around and just leave from the side he came in
>this does not sit well with David
>starts pushing on me and kinda shoving
>assume he's just kind of awkwardly playing around and push him back a bit
>THIS ANGERS DAVID
>He flips a shit and starts flat out kicking/flailing at me with all his borderline tard rage
>spend a strong eight seconds in a confined tube with a spastic demon child before finally NOPEing
>luckily one of the teachers noticed him losing his mind and peel him away
>from that moment on I develop a deep-seated hatred of David like Dr. Loomis vs Michael Myers
>Death has come to your little town, sheriff...
>>24819649
you did nothing wrong, good job
>>24827924
>facebook posts from 2009-2010
>>24831760
>next time I have any real run-in with David was the next year, fifth grade
>this year I actually have a class with him, history class
>pretty much everyone ignores David in this class, as they do in most classes, and the most real trouble he gets into is being loud or annoying
>pretty sure he's still wandering around Haddonfield in his spare time but whatever
>History teacher is absolute fucking bro-tier to me because I was pretty far ahead of other students at that age
>had her as a teacher later in Highschool too since she moved up, shit was cash
>anyways, me and teacher engage in bantz all day every day
>as it gets later in the semester it becomes apparent that David can't handle the bantz
>his outbursts of inappropriate random comments and general loudness begins to increase
>teacher is from the same school of thought as me and pretty much hates this child
>every time he speaks up she tells him to get back to work, whereas other students and especially me can generally get away with being off-topic
>David begins to notice this trend more and more as he vies for the attention his parents never gave him
>begins to spew more and more inane random shit every class to try and be part of some conversation
>eventually he just completely loses it
>me and a couple other kids are talking about random junk in that class one day
>David is being awkwardly quiet
>You've fooled them, haven't you David?
>But not me
>conversation swings around to what our parents do
>David sees his moment to strike
>In the middle of 5th Grade History Class, while we're cutting out shit for some arts and class project, David clears his throat and announces loudly to the class:
>MY FATHER WAS A SEX ADDICT!
>entire class goes dead silent
>fucking wats all around
>Teacherbro is on top of that shit telling David to stfu before he has to go to the Principal's Office
>David doesn't understand why everyone stopped talking
>proceeds to repeat loudly MY FATHER WAS A SEX ADDICT, HE WAS!
Only Middle School? How about High School?
I did the cringiest shit I'll ever do in my life after I graduated.
>>24831871
>>History teacher is absolute fucking bro-tier to me because I was pretty far ahead of other students at that age
>>had her as a teacher later in Highschool too since she moved up, shit was cash
>>anyways, me and teacher engage in bantz all day every day
fuckin' nerd
Also
>that fucking face when the system thinks you're spam.
I have no fucking face, op.
>>24821552
Guess he didn't discover the rewards of thinking light.
>>24818860
Why the fuck didn't you shoot up the school?
>Be me
>Be ugly derpy nerd chick
>Have crush on this smart Adonis-type guy
>Years of sexual tension builds up
>Make a friend
>Friend also like said guy
>Last day of the year
>Errmahhgawd
>We co-write him dis xmas card
>He's like wtf
>His friends all laugh at it and throw it away
>Am heart broken
>Eh whatever we tried
>Fast forward 6 years
>Get in touch with friend
>Friend all like wtf we so stupid why did we even like him lololol
>tfw I never stopped liking him to this day
>tfw I have never felt the same way about anyone since
>I be a derpfag
>be 6th grade
>love naruto
>learn those hand signs to make jutsus
>tell friends in school about it
>they learn those hand signs
>all dudes in class learned those hand signs and we played naruto in the breaks
>made ninja stars out of paper and threw them at each other
Yeah that was all
>>24832231
The way you write. Absolute cancer.
>be new kid
>want to be cool, and just watched the movie "the new guy" or some shit
>approach 3 kids to try and pick fight
>don't remember the whole exchange but I said I could kick their asses all at once
>don't even justify me with the ass kicking I deserved
>they laugh. Everyone laughs. Become that kid for at least 3 years
>try to redeem myself a year after this happened.
>tried to fight some lesser faggot.
>hit his chest and apparently got his Vegas nerve or some shit and he stops breathing.
>had to go the ER and I got charged with assault
>everyone shuns me harder than before
>lesser faggot becomes popular for a few weeks because sympathy
>gave up on tough guy shit in 9th grade
>Be in middle school
>Have a crush
>Give her a penis shaped rock as a present
I used to get bullied by other kids mothers because I would always forget to bring money for whatever.
>6th grade
>some loud as fuck black girl telling everyone she just got back from the beach and is so tan
>black people can't get tan what are you talking about
>don't you just get burnt like toast
>legitimately thought this was true
>her mouth is agape
>tells teacher
>teacher grabs me and tells me I shouldn't say things like that
>major cry baby
>start to break down stammering over my words I didn't know they can tan
>tells me it's okay
>didn't get in trouble
seriously, when they tan do they get darker or some shit I can't tell. hell can they even tan at all?
>few months prior
>black girl talking about her supposed huge two story house
>in Florida where there are virtually no two story houses
>keeps saying her dad is a doctor
>call her out
>NUH UH MA DADDY IS A DOCTOR
>few days later see her and her parents in a shitty neighborhood
>they drive into an empty driveway and go inside a shitty house
>tell her I saw her on _____ street going in to her house
>starts to freak out calls me racist
>no idea what that means
>think it's good
>call myself a racist in front of a teacher
>she gets pissed and takes me aside during class
>>24819649
Something about the image of a fat autist suplexing a skinny Chad while screaming, "YOU'LL NEVER FUCK WITH ME AGAIN!" has me keking hard.
>>24821417
>I just tripped short kids and told them to hang themselves
Even middle school robots know manlets will never learn
>>24828234
she knew what she wanted since 6th grade
>7th Grade English class
>Monster creation project due tomorrow (we read beawulf so thats why the monsters)
>Doesn't know what to do
> Wanna be funny
>Goes on google and searches funny monster mash-ups
>Finds Mr.T's head on an apes body and finds it fucking hilarious (not knowing its racist)
>Presents my monster proudly named "Mr.TApe"
>No one laughs, gets an F
>Knows for the next 2 years as a racist
>Girl I liked thinks i'm fucked up
>Friends stop talking to me
>fml
>>24827976
Why? Do you know who I am?
>>24828199
>>24831611
I am.
>>24832231
Sounds like you're still in middle school, you're probably that frozen story from early on. Underage b& never learn.
>6th grade
>Kid named Lucas was always trouble
>Would go around pretending to stab lunch ladies with plastic knives
>One day during lunch teachers are looking for him because he kicked a girl in the tit
>Becomes vigilante and also searches for Lucas
>Finds him with plastic knife and tells him hes in trouble
>Starts to run so I chase
> Throw my backpack at him
>Catches his foot and falls
>Knife goes into his left eye
>Teachers show up
>Gets suspended for 2 days
>Couple weeks later I see Lucas with eye patch and goes over to apologize
>He throws rock at me so I push him
>Lands on his arm and breaks it
>Gets suspended for 3 days
>>24825110
>he was a great actor, charismatic, and attractive.
Sounds like you had quite a thing for him, faggot.
>Be 5th Grade me
>Brings BB pistol to school
>Shows all my friends
>At lunch the lunch lady comes up to me
>"Do you have gun anon?"
>"No"
>Checks my pockets
>Busted
>Comes up with lie that gets me out of principals office
>On my way out
>Secretly grabs BB gun from desk
>Time to find the snitch
>Goes friend to friend asking who snitched
>Finds out it was Alejandro
>Confronts him
>He denies
>Points gun at him
>Tells the truth
>BOOM HEADSHOT
> Starts crying
>Tells him if he snitches again ill do it again
>>24832573
murika everyone
if it was in my country even the niggers would laugh
>>24832248
second this
>>24832373
I got a grandiose one.
In gym class, if we didn't have our gym gear, we had to wait in the locker rooms and couldn't participate.
I forgot to bring my gear once, so I had to wait in the locker rooms, and do shit all.
Class is about to end and I decided to hide in one of my friends' lockers, burst out and claim some shit like "I'm going to toss you out of your ass, you sorry piece of trash."
>This is where shit gets interesting
Forget that there's a class of younger kids who finish earlier and use the lockers that we share before we do.
I'm hiding in a locker, and these kids pour in the locker room.
>No going back now
I stand there, scared as fuck, hoping a kid doesn't open and find me.
Of course he does.
He gets scared and starts crying and him and his friends go report me.
My teacher comes and gets pissed at me.
Start fake crying about how I was looking for my shorts in every locker, really looking in the corners and shit, and that the kid was exaggerating.
He believed me.
Start developing this manipulating shit that I'm good at.
And now I hate myself even more.
>>24817554
Yeah so im pretty sure i know you...
>>24821139
This isnt /b/ though
[original comment]
Me and my autist friends literally challenged the popular girls to a dance competition. Pe teacher lets us practice during class every week. We danced to fucking queen of all things.we won by majority vote
Holy fuck just kill me and save me from thesememories
>>24815127
>Be me
>Attending middle school
>Be good looking, fit, with good grades, many friends, good in sports and hosting parties
>Class trip comes up
>I have sex for the first time with 10/10 qt
>Continue having sex, I am now the king in school, life couldn't be better
>everybody loves me, people worship me like a god
>win local championship in hockey, football
>medals fucking everywhere
>later my best friend hosts a party
>he fucks the shit out of my qt
>but I don't give a shit, high five my best bro and keep 10/10 qt anyway, but then fuck other girls on the side because why not
>we break up
>I move away, lose friends, lose sports, lose everything
>several years later I meet her again
>my chance to pick up my old life
>I am now a geek with only the best grades, but have lost my good looks and charm
>I am too beta for her
>No sex for years, can't attract qts
>Depression sets in
>What happened to my life
>Fast forward a couple of years
>I am broke, failed uni, no job, no gf, no friends, no nothing
>Dying of cancer, shitposting on r9k
>the friend who fucked my qt is doing well, and is now king of the social circles I once had
>I am all alone
>suddenly my parents die in a car crash during winter, my brother ODs
>I am truly alone
>the years pass by, I go through therapy to stay sane
>treatment is working, i feel stronger
>try uni again, where I meet new qt
>motivation is soaring
>somehow my mojo is back, not like before, but stronger, deeper, more mature
>we fall in love, we plan our future together, it was meant to be
>I go travel to meet her parents during holiday, where we plan to introduce me and announce our intention to move in together
>watching the news on tv in airport after arriving
>some fire has broken out in the neighbourhood
>as I am waiting for her to come pick me up, I suddenly recall where her parents lived
>i collapse on the airport in despair
>wake up in security hours later
>i learn they all died in the
>i failed my newly taken exams anyway
>>24833491
Fucking Chads on this site what the hell
>>24829499
And they wonder why kids are shooting up schools. This is fucking disgusting. I'm infuriated
>>24833491
Suck a fat dick, Chad.
>>24833410
You showed those Stacies anon. I'm proud of ya.
>>24833508
Literally a middle school Chad, absolutely nothing special. Suck a throbbing cock you autist
>>24833547
Once a Chad, always a Chad, faggot.
Go cry about your dead friends on facebook, normie.
>>24833528
Thanks man. I have no idea what in the hell i was thinking at the time but your approval helps a bit.
>>24816956
Imo I don't see what the big fucking deal about Joy Division is. They can't play or sing for shit. I guess it's because I didn't grow up on it. Whatever floats your boat, I still got respect for the. Grimes was shit at Beach Goth tho
>>24825572
kek thats funny as fuck
>>24832231
u hav3 a r3@li cyuwt wey of writing anern, I thunk ur cewt :^)
>memearrow>>>>so l3 r@nd0m
>>24833610
>can't sing or play
They're punk so that's a given
>>24832231
This post gave me stage 4 terminal cancer. See you all on the other side.
>>24829499
I wish this was true
>>24817554
NOW I HAVE TO POST MY LIST IN RESPONSE TO YOUR TRASH. I HAD BETTER THINGS I'D RATHER DO....BUTT FUCK IT!!!
Thermals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6j7mVPK7U8
YTG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO6LJUyNA0M
Pixies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDa3cY7U6NA
Fidlar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mV239VN1-U
Paper Tongues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UiNbQlT3C8
The Pillows (too good)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkg-nhwsb1vqRdP1Jd2d317dyKXOp2a5F
PhantoGram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHvoz_oXOXA
WWPJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dALwBqy2M9A
RHCP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk
Mystery Skulls (video is gay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
Biffy Clyro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx_LoFBdVUQ
POOM (chick is qtp2t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2_iih1U2gk
This is al shit I found on my own or by accident. /mu/ is for faggots.
ENJOY
>>24817057
Good on you for trying to initiate, most women just expect men to do the work for them. Chin up you ugly bitch!
>>24827798
>some muslim british hybrid bullies me
so a british british hybrid?
>>24828408
>"FEMANON GRABBED MY PENIS"
spoken like a shota in a erotic doujin
When I did conscription, we all shared stories of when we had done stupid stuff as kids. One of us, after a few drinks, told this
>12 years old
>messing around with friends on the bridge
>dropping sticks on the road
>eventually he drops a large rock, trying to show off
>hits a car windscreen, severely injures a woman and causes her to crash
>eight cars involved
>two people need amputations, one later dies
>really horrific
>him and his friends blame it on a gypsy
>police believe it
>years later he still has nightmares
>7th grade
>p.e
>teacher says to do what you want while i get something from my office
>all the kids start playing soccer (except me, i stand in the back)
>qt hits the ball near me
>"hey anon pass the ball!"
>attempt to kick, miss the ball with my foot
>everyone is looking, laughing
>laugh along, had this whole "haha i know im bad at sports please dont hate me" vibe for most of the year
>actually works, dont look like shit
>suddenly, autism strikes
>pick the bull up with my hands
>lift it above my head
>start screaming at the top of my lungs
>teacher comes in
>quickly through it in the general area of the game
>immediately start laughing at my own "scream"
>complete silence
end it all family
>12
>have first crush
>ask him out in a note but stand there like a tard waiting for his response because i'm too autistic to open my mouth and talk
>he finishes reading, looks me up and down and laughs in my face
>smile awkwardly, fighting back tears, go back and sit with friends
>months later we're on the bus home and i hear him snickering with his friends behind me
>"hey femanon do you still like me?"
>his friends are cracking up
>"n...no anon i don't"
>his friends bust a gut
>please just kill me already
he came out as homosex in HS so it's not like it would've worked anyhow
>>24833410
you won. good job
>>24830368
>trypophobia
LITERALLY Reddit: The Made-Up Phobia
>>24831115
You should feel more ashamed that you still spew shit for attention, hence the tripfagging.
>>24835478
>i don't have it
>that means it's made up
>no one could have an irrational fear like this
>>24833748
We posting music?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLa-eb4W2bbQqsmTZj88HbUXKP9bkAML0K
>>24817554
this techno/rap shit is awful, get some taste you fucking hipster pleb.
>15
>after lunch heading to class
>take my seat at back as I do
>eating and drinking stuff from vending machine without much care
>english class is pretty boring but at back so can just space out a bit and relax
>teacher puts a video up of something for us to observe
>nothing exciting but its something to watch
>something funny happens as i'm drinking my yazoo
>spit it out and bust a gut laughing
>shake still in my mouth hits the guy in front of me
>he's lactose intolerant and drenched from his head to back
>smell of my spit and drink is making him heave like I just puked on him
>he runs out covering his mouth
>everyone looks at me in shock/disgust and teacher stops video telling me to leave and apologize
>class never let me live it down
>>24831544
>>24831564
Thats what you get for having garbage parents and not reporting them for child neglect.
>>24835496
No, its made up because its not a real phobia. Its a fucking meme phobia started by autists trading pics of weird things with holes in it and acting like it was legitimately causing them distress.
There is no such thing as trypophobia. Only faggots that pretend they have it.
>>24836012
woah calm down why are you so offended?
>>24815631
Hahaha kek
Quotidian Avoidance of Robot
>>24836025
offended /=/ annoyed
I am annoyed because Reddit needs to GO and stop posting their armchair meme psychology. When it shows up in a legitimate psychiatric textbook I'll but it. Ree
>>24836100
you're actually autistic
who the fuck cares
and anyway this trypophobia shit started on 4chan years ago when people were editing lotus pods over tits and lamprey mouths onto fingers. your own new is showing.
>>24829188
Same desu senpay
>>24836148
It didn't turn a faux disorder until reddit started circle-jerking about it on their little sub and acting like it suddenly became a real thing.
Your inability to handle banter and understanding how to shit and get shat on shows that this must be your first week here.
>>24823401
Americans are so keked jews inspect their penises ro make sure they're circumcised.
>>24836320
>tfw always rolled my foreskin back on penis inspection days to fool the nurse
dumbass normies
>>24823401
Is this american thing?
>>24836100
Goddamn nigger it's =/=. It's not a board on 4chan.
>>>/=/
>>24817606
Not him but, fucking Bloodhail does that to me, I love the song but it will fuck up my mood/day for a while, yet I kept listening.
Tried to listen to some of their other songs, but they seemed a tad too ambient for me.
I'll give Giles Corey a listen, and maybe a second chance for the rest of Have a Nice Life
Wish I could share stories with you guys.
too bad I wasn't autistic or a sperg I just was the schizoid kid that hated everyone. probably why Im a neet now
>>24835994
You're an asshole. You can still love your kids if you're poor- although I admit that the "shoe thing" is actually pretty neglectful.
I got one lads that I think you might get a chuckle out of.
>18
>britAnon, in last year of school before university
>develop this massive crush on a hidden!Stacy
>obsess over her constantly
>occasionally message her on Facebook with the most inane crap
>eventually gather up the courage to ask her if she wants to hand out
>"Uhhh, maybe"
>heartbroken
>our school has a Valentines Day tradition where all the students can pay to have senior year students deliver hugs, flowers, cookies n shit to people they like
>desperately send her a rose and get assigned to deliver her a hug
>the most awkward hug in the history of the universe happens
>leave quickly before I cry everywhere
>manage to hold in the spaghetti
>2 months later, the lead guitarist in my band asks the girl to be our drummer
>I immediately sperg out at him
>Girl makes a public Facebook post accusing me of being a creepy stalker
>lifeisover.jpg
>Somehow reach autism levels so high I literally develop superpowers
>Manage to socially manipulate her friends via mutual friends to make it seem like I was totally innocent and she was the one who sperged out on me for doing nothing
Nowadays shes gone completely nuts, overdoing her makeup so she almost looks like a clown, practically always on her period, has no friends, and no boys want to date her.
Did I win /r9k/?
>>24831212
>transferred just to avoid them
>special ed school
Yeah, totally your choice/plan.
>>24815127
> massive crush on super hotty
>10/10 face, dark hair, slim, popular, etc
> borrow pencil
>take home
>lick
>rub on balls
>stick in butt
>pee on
>clean up
>school next day "here's your pencil back"
>"No, you keep it"
>"o-ok."
>>24832784
>cringe thread
>posts story that he thinks makes him sound cool
>trying to impress people on r9k
>keep it autist
>>24833491
This much personal investment in the comparatively miniature world that is educational social circles...
Stop being 20. Get on with your fucking life and enter the real world.
>>24837788
Sounds more like you dodged a bitchy whore sandwitch.
>>24837788
Yes.
Now go to her, lad, she's waitin' fer ye.
brampo
>>24833610
Get out normie.
The guy literally hung himself.
>>24817455
God damn. This post.
>>24827339
aw similar thing happened to me in grade 9 too
>freshman
>friends w a junior my whole life, i sit with her at a lunch table with some kids i never met before
>one of them is a weeaboo who wears faux fur Kohl's boots year round, another just an attention whore brat
>friend moves away but i have a pal at that table i quietly chat with
>into history at the time, talk about that stuff with pal, like i said, QUIETLY and to ourselves
>weeaboo says, "Um, can you stop talking about countries?"
"what.. why? i'm not talking to you"
>"It reminds me of the Hetalia anime"
>The brat one spits out "Yeah it's fucking annoying"
"But I'm not talking to you."
>resume talking with pal
>a couple days later, come into lunch to sit at usual spot
>entire table just gone
>walk into other cafe for food
>see them all sitting at a different table
>friendly guy tells me later they were trying to get away from me
>felt like shit
Until the next year when I got new friends and became more self-aware that the whole school hated them bc the brat one literally swung her bag around the crowded hallway like an autist, actually trying to hit people to get ahead. And their friend group in general was obnoxiously loud despite being seniors and teachers often separated them
kek
>same school and classmates from K-8
>no one ever likes me
>but i can draw
>the only time I was ever spoken to in a way not meant to insult me was to be used for a poster project or similar that required drawing
I've got one
>be me
>6th grade
>couple of stacys make a YouTube video
>literally 5 minutes of them insulting the guys at our school
>decide to fuck with them
>post a comment, WITH AN ACCOUNT THATS MY NAME
>"hey fem anon, would you rather use a giant cucumber as a dildo or lick the sweat off of Chad anons nipples and asshole"
>I'll always remember that comment word for word
>fast forward a few days
>right after 3rd period
>"ANON"
>friend runs up to me
>"the school found that video, those girls went down to the office, you're probably gonna get called down too"
>I'm so scared I'm about to cry
>quickly try and hatch a plan
>run up to teacher
>cry
>"s-someone made a-an account with my name and said a lot of bad words"
>"it's okay anon it's not your fault"
>FUCK YES IM FREE
>2 hours later
>best friend comes up
> "WHAT THE FUCK ANON THEY SAID I THAT USED YOUR ACCOUNT AND COMMENTED THAT!"
>tell him I've got no clue what he's talking about
>never confess
>gets multiple detentions
>has to read entire comment to his parents
>>24840783
>youtube
>account with your real name
>>6th grade
Underage b& pls
>>24832014
Hurricanes you are my nigger
>>24819550
anyoneplaying h2 on mcc?
