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Your preferred suicide method
>>24821728
smoking and being an alchohol
OD'ing on illegal mems
Massive CNS depressant overdose, possibly combined with exit bag.
Virgin general
How old are you guys?
What's your reason for still being a virgin?
>How old are you guys?
19
>What's your reason for still being a virgin?
I'm very shy.
>How old are you guys?
19
>What's your reason for still being a virgin?
I have this shit personality trait where when a female shows any legit interest in me I lose all interest in them instantly. anyone else know this feeltfw regret is tearing me apart
>>24820253
18
I've been extremely autistic up until now and I'm just now realizing how to act normal.
I cringe about the things I've done every day.
Post picture from your phone or camera. Describe the feelings on the moment when you "clicked"
Its late and am waiting for my sister to end her job so we can return home. I take her from the job the Mondays with my car. I've been waiting for her 20 minutes about. Not that cold but a lot humidity for sure. While I was waiting i've been making assumptions why my gf said she love me and like me but she doesn't want to be with me anymore. We've been together 4 years. Also AMA. What about you robots?
Picture a friend drew for me in high-school that I found a few days ago. I was thinking about how different and better things were back then and how my life has become so hollow. He was once my best friend but we hardly talk now maybe once every like 6 months.
>>24816725
OP here.
Unlucky, It happened to me in the past but for a reason we get back again. To be honest i've told this words too. How my life changed and that is completely different. Try to do something that will keep you interested in life. Dont let it take you down.
>>24816838
What's your native language if you don't mind me asking.
Can you call yourself a man anon? Or are you just a sissy
>>24815404
post mini cocks please!
>6 inch dick
>wish it were 8 inches
>2016-1
>not extending your dick
Why don't you guys just try Tinder. There is nothing to lose.
>Get match
>Unmatched within the day
>Get match
>Message
>No response
>Get match
>Message
>Responds the first time and never again
I don't feel anything anymore.
One thing I don't get is why the ones that won't respond don't just remove me.
Nothing to lose, and nothing to gain.
Because i'm not bad with women, I just despise them
What's it feel like to have a gf with huge tits? This is my dream.
I just want to suck on a big pair of tits, and rub my face in them.
my ex had tits like your webm, it feels awesome and it's amazing to cum on that, but you can find the same witha hooker and will cost you less money/effort
They're cool. What they're attached to matters more tho, unless you're a nigger.
>>24802246
>They're cool. What they're attached to matters more tho
when will this meme end?
Getting closer to those finals. You ready?
>>24790415
NO AAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!!desu
>have 7 exams in a row starting the 9th
>haven't read any coursework for any class over the entire semester
>shitposting on /r9k/
how fucked am I? If I fail the exams for any of them I have to retake the entire course. Even though I could still get a 55% if I got a 0 on the exam.
my finals are in january, I had exams the last three weeks though. I'm so worn out fann tph.
I thought i was doing good in life until i looked at how i was compared to others.
>18
>Virgin
>No job
>Live at home with parents
>Dont go out much
>Rarely get invited to parties
And now im posting on /r9k/
Im fucked arent I?
It's still salvageable at 18. You have to act quickly or before you know it you'll end up like me.
>>24833622
Where at you at in life?
>>24833601
If you finished highschool that's pretty normal. Maybe get a job and make more friends.
Literally whats wrong with sexualzing women as a man. What is wrong with wanting a cutie to submit to you and do everything to please you if you are willing to treat her like a princess/goddess? Why take all the appeal out of opposite gender attraction.
All I want is a girl who will act like a dirty slut in the bedroom. And it never has to leave the bedroom. As long as it's all for me.
Fembot input?
When all of society does it, it basically teaches women they can't amount to anything BUT being someone's sex toy.
But they can. We are talking about what goes on between a man and a woman behind closed doors.
>>24833160
Also literally just take away all my motivation to even bother with a mate then. Having an emotional equal is fine. I already expect that. But i want to be treated like a man. Otherwise why even bother? All you are going to do is push me to pay for sex directly instead of investing money AND emotion into a girl.
>Propinquity
>Antediluvian
>Pusillianimty
>Anathema
>Bromide
>Resplendent
>Ebullient
No entry level shit.
>veterotestamentarian
>sofoclean
>patognomonic
>poopie
>buttlog
Can this thread go back to Reddit or tumblr or wherever.
Also OP your words are like textbook rare words, which is to say, maybe rare to a 16 year old but they aren't rare.
>Finally work up the courage to fuck a tranny
>Find one on backpage that looks like a proper transexual
>Get drunk on smirnoff before hand so I dont pussy out or cum instantly
>Turns out she is a post-op and has a disgusting inside out dick vagina
>Dont realize this until 15 minutes and for some reason too afraid to show my disgust
>Literally came in some guys inside out dick
Of all the retarded stupid shit posted on this board I swear to you this is 100% true. This happened last night. As soon as I got home I drank more and passed out. I'm filled with disgust with myself. My bathroom smells like the transsexual and it made me actually puke. When I think about it I remember what it feels like and that my dick was inside a dick and it makes me want to die. I don't understand why I'm so disgusted by this but had no problem with putting it in a shemales ass... But it's horrible. If you're going to go this way then make sure it's a pre-op and doesn't have a disgusting inside out dick.
Man...this place keeps hitting all time lows.
>>24832730
Anon, seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you. You get drunk, fuck a tranny because you wanted to, then puked because you fucked said tranny. Did you even stop to think about the situation or ask anything about the person involved. Do you know what a crazy risk it is not to get to know the person beforehand?
>>24832730
>getting this upset over fucking something that doesn't have a penis
Think you might just want to move on to dudes tbbqh famiglia
Any pics of the tranny?
>you wake up
>it's the year 1115
>you see stupid bitch staring at you
Wot do?
This thread is stupid. You're stupid.
yea hthis thread is pretty awful
>>24832453
Make a better thread.
>Pic related is OP
>meet girl online
>we get on great
>agree on so many things
>she's actually not a slut
>she lives fairly close to me
>she suggests we should date
>she's absolutely everything I've ever wanted
>say no because I am an awkward shit who doesn't know how to be in a relationship and will embarrass myself
FUCK
>>24832429
Tell me more.robocop cockblox
Give her a shot, anon. Chances are, if she's looking to date someone she met online, she's just as awkward with relationships as you.
>>24832429
>>agree on so many things
if you want to meet other retarded liberals like yourself, just go to reddit op
who /DUDE WEED LMAO/ here?
Alternatively who /nz/ here?
Not to sound precocious or anything but I genuinely feel like I can see behind the curtain of reality when I smoke weed.
What would happen if I took DMT? Would I ascend to a higher plane of existence?
No-one ever likes my threads :(
>>24832385
fuck off with your nz thread. I live in this shitty country I dont want to be reminded of it its fucking depressing. Gon fucking kill myself if I dont get out soon.
>tfw got a blowjob from my sister
>she did an amazing job
Weird feel tbqh.
>>24832291
Tell me more, sir. Slow... and detailed.
You're supposed to feel dumb for not at least making up a more involved green text
>>24832291
Age of alleged sister?
