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>Be me
>Be freshman in college
>qt in my class
>end up talking with her after class
>turns out she likes D&D and other nerdy stuff
>jackpot.png
>End up walking with each other every day after class, before my next class
>she ends up at my apartment
>autism takes over, tell her I like her
>she doesn't feel the same
>fuck
>Still hang out and shit
>one day she stops talking to me
>try to approach her after class, she tells me to back the fuck off
>I don't even know what I did wrong
>TFW she now hates me and I don't even know where I went wrong.
Why dont you ask her what you did wrong? Tried texting her?
She probably got in her head that you simply want to fuck her.
ITT: Women are batshit insane
Ever been cheated on before, robots? How does one deal with it?It's been almost two years since I found out.
you become a bitter, selfish, basement dwelling wagelord that hoards money.
>>24837568
>tfw no job
close though
I don't deal with it because I never got cheated on beforethat's because I never had a gf before9 years to be a wizard
What's the french equivalent of Chad ?
Gaston
Le Chad
Pierre
*farts* Mornin, WageKEKS. Me? Oh I'm just finishing my memoir. Later I'm headlining in the local piano lounge. How does it feel to be a kek? Another day another dollar
>>24837470
>A neet's memoir
as worthless as his/her life
Howdy there neetkek! Don't mind me, just on lunch break. Going to make 100 dollars today while you make zero. Ciao!
>>24837503
Fuck your wagekek you are a slave to the Jews. You are why people are depressed. Us NEETS sacrifice ourselves to help society
Jesus Christ Robots why did nobody warn me?
>27 years young
>190 cm tall
>82 kilo
>Good shape
>6,5/10
>Blue eyes, not fat, normal short hair
>never kissed
>never fucked
>After years of beeing depressed start to date over fucking Dating Apps
>Only landwhales
>Even date one for 3 weeks until i realize she is even more socially retarded than me
>Suddenly 7/10, blond german girl is interested in me
>Nearly start crying when she agrees to an date after 2 weeks of posting
>First date
>She is absolutly stunning
>First kiss with her 2 weeks later
>Lose virginity to her 4 weeks later
>Fuck her every 3 days
>Life is doing great
>Last Sunday
>We start fucking each other
>I get her to orgasm twice
>Sweating so hard , drops of sweat are falling on her face
>Shot my cum like a volcano inside her pussy
>Fall back
>She crawles over me
>I start crying because i'm so happy and say:
>It feels so good not to be alone , after 27 years i'm not alone anymore
>She makes a silly face
>3 days later
>She says she wants to break up because i'm too emotional and not manly enough
What the fuck is going on? What am i supposed to do? i love her so much holy shit i even quit my job for her ?
>>24837448
Tell her you got sweat in your eyes and that's why you were crying
Date me instead, OP
Why did you quit your job?
Would you marry a QT 3.14 asian girl who just wants a visa?
>>24837388
I know a guy who's doing this. He's getting married later this month and thinks the girl "loves" him
Only if she was Japanese. Then I'd eat her, get away with it and go on talk shows in my country to speak about my experience.
I'd make sure that the family were left anguished, and that the entire Japanese nation felt insulted and belittled.
>I wuvvvv u anon-kun~, lets get married tomorrow ;) also can i have 2 grand for a plane ticket?
I'm a UK citizen and I recently traveled to Mississippi to be with my online girlfriend for a month. We've had an argument and she's kicked me out. I have nowhere to stay, limited funds and my flight home isn't for another two weeks. Any advice?
Find a new girlfriend. With that accent it shouldn't be a problem.
Go for a swim in a swamp
>online relationship
You bloody prat.
Unpopular opinion time. Add your own!
The wrong side won WW2 which forced us into a society of guilted keks sacrificing our freedom and privacy for "security" while simultaneously and paradoxically being shamed for speaking up about any sort of pathological pervasive ideology.
Nazis weren't great but certainly would have made a better world than the war-hungry Russo-Murica neurotic police state we ended with post WW2.
>>24837359
I remember being 16.
These threads suck because unpopular opinion on 4chan is usually a popular opinion so everyone just jerks themselves off
>>24837453
unpopular opinions in real life are usually popular opinions on 4chan**
worded it slightly better
i.e pedos should kill themselves = unpopular opinion on 4chan
This is it boys, I'm almost free
Fuck you britfag.
>>24837088
You are gonna fuck it up.
>>24837088
Laughing at you're mongoloid-tier name, tbqh senpai
Partial suspension hanging help.
When I tie the noose around my neck and I drop the knot compresses my addam's apple and I have to swallow and it goes over the knot or it hurts extremely hard. Any advice?
>>24837086
youre killing yourself and youre afraid of some pain?
>>24837154
i have hurt all this time. i want at least this not to hurt.
>tfw hanging is just a rope hugging you so tightly that it kills you
>tfw no other thing or living creature will ever love you enough to hold you so tightly
I've see a spike in female posters and I'm curious to know the average race of you girls
Poll here
http://strawpoll.me/6212438
>>24836974
>female
They're traps, trannies, or trolls.
Half arab half white here
>>24838079
be my half breed gf pls
>Your asian GF might only be dating you for a passport
>he fell for the Asian meme
>>24836876
>women use you for ulterior motives
What's new to be honest family?
>mfw my asian qt love her country and doesn't want to move while i'm the one who want to leave my european country
Enjoy being a c.uck
Does an imageboard exist with actually mature and intelligent people? Sorry to say this to you but I'm getting repulsed by the quality of your posts.
>>24836849
no xDDDD desu snepai wagekek
It sounds like you'd prefer a blog.
Image boards are accessible to various people, and receive input from all walks of life.
If you start a blog, you can impress people with your elevated opinions and keep yourself safe from inferior content.
>>24836849
If you don't like dank memes and shit posting then get the fuck out.
reeee
Who else uses vidya to fill in the void?
>>24836494
>uses vidya to fill in the void
Why not Zoidberg?
>>24836782
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>>24836886
THERE are some truths which are so obvious that for this very reason they are not seen or at least not recognized by ordinary people. They sometimes pass by such truisms as though blind and are most astonished when someone suddenly discovers what everyone really ought to know. Columbus's eggs lie around by the hundreds of thousands, but Columbuses are met with less frequently.
Thus men without exception wander about in the garden of Nature; they imagine that they know practically everything and yet with few exceptions pass blindly by one of the most patent principles of Nature's rule: the inner segregation of the species of all living beings on this earth.
Even the most superficial observation shows that Nature's restricted form of propagation and increase is an almost rigid basic law of all the innumerable forms of expression of her vital urge. Every animal mates only with a member of the same species. The titmouse seeks the titmouse, the finch the finch, the stork the stork, the field mouse the field mouse, the dormouse the dormouse, the wolf the she-wolf, etc.
Only unusual circumstances can change this, primarily the compulsion of captivity or any other cause that makes it impossible to mate within the same species. But then Nature begins to resist this with all possible means, and her most visible protest consists either in refusing further capacity for propagation to bastards or in limiting the fertility of later offspring; in most cases, however, she takes away the power of resistance to disease or hostile attacks.
This is only too natural.
Any crossing of two beings not at exactly the same level produces a medium between the level of the two parents. This means: the offspring will probably stand higher than the racially lower parent, but not as high as the higher one. Consequently, it will later succumb in the struggle against the higher level. Such mating is contrary to the will of Nature for a higher breeding of all life.
I barebacked a hooker yesterday and came inside.
I was still wearing my clothes at the motel and only had my dick out. I put $50 on the nightstand near the door and told her I had a fetish for wearing my clothes while fucking. We started doggystyle and halfway through I pulled out, fingered her for a bit while I pulled off my condom with my other hand and then slipped back inside. She didn't seem to notice and I just went at full speed until I unloaded as deep as possible, then I zipped up and ran the fuck out of the motel while grabbing my $50 on the way.
Besides the chances of waking up tomorrow with bumps on my dick or something, how fucked am I that she/her pimp will catch me or some kid will find me 20 years from now?
I used a prepaid phone to contact her off backpage and she was in an entirely different city.
Why the fuck would you steal the money, you idiot?
Did you use seven proxies?
>>24836405
why not? $50 is $50
she was naked and I knew she wasn't going to be able to catch up to me considering how quickly I ran back to my car and sped off
