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Anyone else think girls peak at about 16?
I used to know all these girls that were hot as fuck when we were 16, now at 20 they're ugly somehow.
It's like the vast majority of girls I see in their 20s all look the same, they have that boring dyed blonde hair, orange looking skin, fucktons of make up and shitty tight dresses.
Maybe it's just the teen sense of individuality before everyone joins the herd out of desperation.
>>24836375
>dyed blonde hair
>orange skin
That's just Jersey Shore, not real life
>>24836397
I've been outside. I can confirm that they actually do this.
>>24836375
I'd say 17 is the golden age of peaking when it comes to most girls. That's when they are at their absolute fittest, not to mention they are also horny as fuck, and some of them are also incredibly naive.
Once they reach 20-25+, they start to become fat, their bodies deteriorate, their vagines becomes disgusting and they start to smell wierd, but that's not the worst part, I also find that their personalities get worse too. They get more whiny and aren't as cheery as their 17 year old selves.
I wish girls would stay 17 forever.
It's Tuesday you cocksucker, get your shit together! Wash your balls, write a book, get a job, do something! Don't give up you bad motherfucker!
Bump to keep this bread up
My balls never stopped being washed
fuck off mugi, I'll do nothing if I want to do nothing
Post your medication anons. What helps you get through the day anons?
happy pills topkek
PIC
RELATED
SUCKA
KEK
DESU
>trintellix
>clonazepam
>concerta
>abilify
tbqh familia, i feel as if I'm pretty fucked up and hopeless.
I'm planning on starting a small imageboard. I posted about this on sunday and I promised to post updates as a few people were interested.
The server is almost ready, I have installed all the necessary software to host the site. What I do need, however, is a name for the board. Other suggestions are also welcome.
/oop/ - oopie doopie
deluded normies?
>>24836092
circle-jerk
If /r9k/ was a real place
>>24835825
Everyone would have a smug face.
>>24835825
There'd be no shops, businesses, infrastructure, services etc. because everybody would be NEET. It would also last exactly one generation because nobody would ever have kids or want to move their willingly. Anybody who tried to break this mould would get shouted out of town with an endless chorus of "GET OUT NORMIES, FUCKING NORMALFAG CHADS AND STACIES GET OUT!"
Just a whole dilapidated town filled with the sound of REEEEEEEE like a swarm of angry mosquitoes, mixed in with the sound endless shitposting and hundreds of cocks being jerked in unison.
>>24837311
made me laugh pretty hard
I'd probably go down on Adele just to hear what kind of sounds she makes.
Boy that hair is massive.
It must have taken hours.
She looks attractive now to be extremely honest with you.
But she's a cutie
I didn't think being straight forward would work. Maybe this is why ive never had gf
>17 female
Underage band
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhah thanks for posting all the info needed to find cassidy, retard.
going to report her to the cops for production of cp, and im going to tell her you posted your convo online on an autistic support group forum
you fucked up BIG time kid
>>24835804
O nooooooooooooo.
Original comment breaker. Fuk u 4chan
You guys are allright, dont come to tge senate house tomorrow.
>>24835761
Washington DC ?
>>24835761
Did they gel their hair or something?
>>24835761
Oh boy, is it going to happen again? Someone screenshot!
Why does everything seem so shitty?
so i have absolutely nothing to do for at least the next 2 months and everything seems shitty
>vydia
every new game is shit
>movies
every new movie is shit
>tv
the same
what am i supposed to do guys?
>>24835679
You wanna play Smash 4?
>every new game is shit
>every new movie is shit
why do you have to have NEW things? there are thousands of good games and movies and i'm pretty sure you haven't played/watched all of them
life is shit should be the conclusion.
Dudes do you want to experience a feeltrain like no other?
I was on reddit earlier when I saw this guy posting some depressive crap about some "annie" chick. I check his history and it's nothing but depressive 'drink myself to death" shit. Check out his submitted threads. Pic related. 57 thousand comments between 3 threads. Go in, and it's just 2 people. Him and I presume this Annie.
I give it a quick skim and my mouth fucking drops open. There's been a breakup presumably. Pages go on them talking about their breakup and I'm getting feelshivers already.
I want to share this with you robots. I want to feel. Experience with me the saga of Eric and Annie. I wanna rummage through this stuff like a CNN reporter.
Here's the most recent thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsChat/comments/35kpau/a_new_branch_for_annie_when_shes_back_wow_what/
And the others
1: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsChat/comments/25nemq/new_chat_channel_for_annie_and_eric_old_one_was/
2: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsChat/comments/2m0g5p/eric_and_annies_branch_mark_iii/ (even though it says iii)
So, information about the two I've gleaned already:
-Things ended between Eric and Annie on the 4th of november
-They appear to have ended things amicably, but my man Eric has not taken it well. He is an alcoholic now. It's unclear if he always has been or if that this is one of the aggravating circumstances
Alright, here's where it starts
https://www.reddit.com/r/r4r/comments/1gu6qw/44_m4r_sonoma_county_or_sf_bay_area_dinner_on_fri/
Eric is 44, split up with his wife of 15 years and offering to shout some locals to pizza. He gets no responders except one. anotherlittlepiece. The commenter who is soon to become Annie. I'll get to that in a moment.
She(presumably) says she's seeking to pursue platonic friendship, and stipulates that responses should be by comment rather than PM. he agrees and they become penpals. Here he signs his name Eric and she comments, introducing herself as Annie.
Then she says "It's not the name on my driver's licence"
And he thanks her for being upfront about using a pseudonym and what follows is 80000 comments of correspondence between the two
They both have a very elaborate way of writing and towards the end virtually have their own "in-language"
He will capitalise an A in a word at the top of his post and capitalise an E at the bottom for Annie and Eric. This is next level roman--
>>24836381
>roman--
did candlejack get yo
Hey if you're gonna kill yourself why not join the army or some shit?
You'd get a nice amount of money and forcefully embrace life.
If that's not your thing why not consider becoming a petty criminal? The rush and adrenaline you feel when you break into someone's house is insane and really makes you wanna live and the free shit is nice too.
Or maybe start fighting crime, don't start at the top, start by hitting weed dealers with baseball bats and work your way up, this is also a good way to make money since you can take their wallets once you beat them up, who knows maybe you really like beating people up especially since you were a beta your whole life and got bullied constantly.
It also takes like 0 knowledge of how to fight, all you have to do is swing the bat at them repeatedly, and if something goes wrong just run the fuck away.
or wait for ww3 and be your own army
Why the fuck would I want to beat up drug dealers?
They're businessmen providing a service, not the villains in shitty B movies.
> Why the fuck would I want to beat up drug dealers?
For the rush, it's not about if they're good or bad it's just that the police are a lot less likely to care and it's a lot less likely to be reported. If you go around hitting normies with a bat you're a mentally challenged asshole,if you beat up drunk dealers you're a "vigilante".
So my best mate basically just told me I'm a selfish cunt that took our 13 year friendship for granted and has told me never to contact him again.
How is everyone else's day going?
friends? kek.
Sounds like an emotional bitch.
>>24835707
I know right? Look at this fucking normie.
Anons, this is me and my ex. She is my non-blood cousin. I never had a girlfriend before her and we met when I was 19 and she was 18. Being with her changed my life and made me feel like a normal person. I actually had shit going for me. Now that she is gone I am a pile of shit again. I will never have another companion like her. She completely ruined my life when she ended things and she no longer talks to me. She basically told me straight up what a piece of dirt she thinks I am and after 4 years of being together, took everything we built together and left me to start all over again. She now lives in an apartment with her younger brother.
Will I ever find love again? I don't feel like I will. I feel like she was too good for me and I am this ugly, worthless, subhuman trash.
bump, make me feel like shit and judge my appearance.
Tell me how I was not good enough for this girl.
>Will I ever find love again? I don't feel like I will. I feel like she was too good for me and I am this ugly, worthless, subhuman trash.
Not with that fucking attitude you won't.
You're both ok looking.
Why are all women such whores?
>>24835432
because they can
lolololol
>>24835432
because we pay them to be
because you want them more than they want you.
What's your least favorite thing about yourself?
I have intense acne scarring all over my face, back, and shoulders that will never go away.
the fact i delude myself into staying alive
my autism
acne scars and strechmarks
