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Robot-tier games.
>LIMBO
Pretty obvious one right here.
Hatred
Postal
Grezzo 2
yume nikki
>2015
>not taking responsibility
Why don't you guys just take responsibility?
All you need to do is take responsibility. That's what life is all about. Just take responsibility.
I take responsibility all the time and you should start too. Let's talk about how we have been taking responsibility.
I don't see you taking responsibility yet, anons.
>>24831060
I took responsibility and reported this thread. Thanks for inspiring me.
>>24831174
Why would it be against the rules to encourage my fellow posters to be more responsible?
>mfw normalfags who talk about depression, while having friends, a loving family, good looks and generally a fulfilling life
It's almost like depression is an illness of the brain and not only a product of one's surroundings.
>>24830971
It is an illness of the brain, yes. But you can't get it by being a normalfag.
You can't get HIV by fapping either.
Youre like... Kindof... An idiot. Ya know that?
>day 2 of 5
>>24830855
I present to you your daily reminder that NEETs are a cancer unto themselves
>>24831668
>only read the left
so fucking spot on
>>24831668
The fact that left is so spot on must mean the guy who made it was left.
How the fuck do we break from this viscious cycle of shit?
>My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials! Can you say the same?
(Robot plz)
As if the average american knows where his ancestors are from, good one Jose.
textless posts are not allowed
something about infiltration
Skyrim was such a shitty game... yet I spent over 100 hours on the PS3 version and got the DLC and all the trophies for it.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyone here /notsuicidaljusttired/? Like I don't think I'd take my own life... but at best everything is just "meh" and for the most part things are pretty empty feeling. Not a blog so I won't get into it. I just want to see if I'm alone in this.
thats why i want to kill myself. So i can sleep forever
>>24830637
I feel like you. I don't want to kill myself. But I go through every day feeling tired. It's like I don't even have the energy to be passionate or angry about things.
>>24830746
What if you just waking up in another life only to live it again? What if the reason society tells us not to kill ourselves is because in the next life we'll come back remembering our previous life and the only way to not remember is to die at the hands of time, nature, or someone else? What if when we come back and remember all we want to do is forget? Maybe that's why some babies cry more than others? They're born remembering all that pain but eventually they all forget why it hurts and thus its easier. Maybe the people who are suicidal are fated to live life after life of nothing but sorrow for all eternity and they can't even remember why?
The problem is that you desire for bad things. You want to be genetically inferior, a waste, inadequate, a failure, unlucky. You want to believe there's something wrong with you, deep down. Part of you enjoys watching your destruction. I understand it. I feel it too sometimes.
That's all really. I just wanted to share. Goodnight.
Just smoked weed for the 3rd time and suddenly you have a philosophy degree. Thats real cute, OP.
Yeah man, I love being genetically inferior, it's like a fucking party.
>>24830607
You're a dumbfuck
fuck off and stay
Who here can't tell if they are /uglyornot/? Been told everything from "I look like a slav on heroin" to I look like "Some handsome football player". I can't even decide anymore. Anyway to know empirically whats your score?
>tfw you know what is considered ugly is completely arbitrary and set by a fascist society bent on making you feel like a walking crap
Feels good senpai
>>24830430
>physical beauty does not exist
I hear those damn fascists made up the sun too.
>>24830380
easy way to tell. post here and we will give you our honest opinion
Where the libertarians at?
>>24830379
You will never take away my NEETbux
At the library fool!
In the cold hard ground soon enough, god willing.
>tfw femanons won't even take my cyber-virginity
I have never cybered with anyone before in my life. Anyone else in a similar situation?
Good, cybering is so worthless and shitty.
ERP's worth trying though if you like to write and are good at roleplay.
>>24830400
I don't know if I am because I've never had anyone to ERP with.
Could someone tell me what it feels like? I feel like I'm missing out on something
my feet hurt from wage cu-cking all day, time to pop some valium and drink a bottle of vodka, whos with me?
I'm with you anon. I smoked some pot and now I'm gonna jerk off, shower, and sleep.
An entire bottle? Isn't that horrible for you?
>>24830304
Why don't you just have sex with your gf? That's the best way to make you feel better. Or try smiling.
Get her to rub your feet.
>there are literally people on this board right now who unironically think tendies are better then chickie nugs
Seriously, do you have some kind of mental disease? Why and how could you tendiekucks believe this?
>>24830275
>there are people right now who still use tendies
I bet you post frogs too.
Chicken sandwiches are what grownups eat, you fucking faggot.
>>24830275
I've never tried tendies, to be honest.
I'm not into junk food so I go maybe once a year in a fast food.
>>24830294
>never tried tendies
how could you do that to us?
Guys I really need some advice I think I fucked up big time. Is there anyway to can fix this? I still want to atleast be friends with this girl because she is really cute.
>be me at college party alone
>first time going out since I started
>I don't recognize anyone but a few cute girls from my classes
>see one in particular I've never had the balls to talk to
>decide to man up and finally do it
>she's drinking with a few of her friends and the typical Chad
>When he walks away to terrorize some other girls, I move in for the kill
>Music is a little loud so I lean in close to her face and say "What's good girl?"
>With a look of disgust, she pushes me for no reason and says "ugh get the fuck away from me you fucking creep!"
>Her friends start laughing and Chad comes back
>She tells him
>He splashes his beer in my face and I can't see shit
>In a combination of anger, embarrassment, and confusion, I throw the hardest punch I can aiming for Chad
>I miss and I hit the cute girl standing beside him in the face
>Realize what I did, try to comfort her, she claws my eyes, Chad takes me by my shirt and tosses me to the ground
>He calls his boys over and they start stomping me
>Keep saying I'm sorry but they won't stop
>I'm crying, realizing that they are about to kill me
>Drag me outside through the crowd of the party
>I'm crying uncontrollably, bleeding, and covered in beer laying in the dirt outside
>"I'm going to kill this fat ugly fuck!"
>His friends hold him back, I can't see but I hear the cute girl and her friends talk him down and go back inside
>I limp all the way back to my dorm
>I wash all the blood and beer off and go to my computer desk to make this post
Anyway to fix this? Should I apologize to both of them? Should I inbox the girl on Facebook and give an apology, maybe offer her to go to Starbucks tomorrow morning to talk about it? I don't want any hard feelings.
Sounds like it is time for a beta uprising
Hard feelings are inevitable. Don't expect anything to be "alright." But tell her that you meant to hit Chad, and that you would never hit a woman (whether its true or not).
Write a rough draft of an 'apology' and post it here so you don't fuck things up further. You got this, robro. Everything will be okay.
>>24830247
I hope this is OC but I swear I've seen this before.
>child has crush on you
>help them grow as an individual
>use their feelings to get them to follow through on homework assignments
who /FuncitonalMemberOfSociety/ here?
>step-sister cuddles with you
>don't get a boner
Everyday I am proud of myself for not being a sexual deviant like the low standard that is set on this board.
>going to college
>have a non roastie gf
>volunteer at church
>learning new languages
>don't do drugs because they're bad for you
>get a liberal arts degree
>go to grad school
>get a job in your field that you enjoy
>never have to be a computer engineer or program
feels good man
My girlfriend recently broke up with me, ask me anything
I will use this name for the rest of the thread. I'm very vulnerable right now and if you try hard enough I'll probably kill myself
Is bad dragon purposely trying to prolapse anus's?
do you believe it is possible to adapt the behaviours of a psychopath?
