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> qt guy and my friend are both in my class
> don't care because I don't want chad-types, and he seems like one
> friend starts talking about how much she wants him
> start talking to him because I want her to break the ice with him
> ends up liking me more, probably because I don't mind talking to him
> he's not a dick like I thought he would be, feels intensify
> not going to do anything, out of respect for our friendship
> still butthurt because I'm KV and she's already had 4 bfs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GUYS WILL NEVER BE CUTE, AVAILABLE AND NOT COMPLETELY SHIT SIMULTANEOUSLY WILL THEY
you totally shouldn't care about her feels, she's got 4 bf's before so that means she ultimately just fell for his looks and will move on the the next cute looking guy as if nothing happened while this is your chance, if she's a real friend she'll understand
And i'm hotter than a fucking furnace
took a tuco blunt and I burned (burned it)
Told that bitch to not call my phone with all the nonsense
>>24834618
Think maybe your standards are too high? I'm all of these things and more. You just gotta talk to people and not be so willing to dismiss people.
>mfw i dont know what the fuck i am.
normie, neet, robot, /b/ro, a fucking loser?
I'd say the safest best is just to say you're a fucking loser and a faggot
We should have an official robot test.
That's never gonna happen though, because we can't agree what's a robot, a normie, a cyborg, etc.
>tfw no gf and the only friends I have are my family
>tfw it's been like this for ten years or so
Maybe not complete robot. Just pathetic.
(picture doesn't look as bad as it actually is) I have a lot of spots on my chin and nose. I wash my face and shower everyday, sometimes they go away for a week or two but then come back even worse. I am really pale so they are very visible and I really don't know to do about them. Anyone got any good spot treatments? Help me out, senpaitachi
How often do you change/wash your pillowcase? That's a major offender in this shit.
>>24834582
around once a week ish?
HYGIENE:
-Wash your pillowcases and sheets.
-Wash your flannel/washcloth.
-Don't use abrasive or exfoliating face-scrubs. Swap to a foaming or medicated scrub (some have peroxide in them, which can reduce the redness.)
-Keep your hands away from your face. Don't rest your head in your hands to hide them.
-DO. NOT. PICK. OR. POP. THEM.
This only spreads the infection to your other pores and causes scarring.
DIET:
-Reduce sugar in your diet. Sudden rises in blood sugar/insulin can cause breakouts.
-Drink significantly more water.
-Consider vitamin D supplements.
-Consider other medications
-Roaccutane for extreme, cystic acne.
-Doxycycline for smaller breakouts.
Straight virgin males, would you suck a dick if that meant you could fuck a 10/10 girl after?
You have to swallow.
No, and only a degenerate would agree to do so.
>>24834555
Everyone on /r9k/ is one.
no
i mean i'd suck a dick, but not for meaningless sex with someone i don't care about
i'd do it for money
http://schott.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/19/generation-xd/?_r=0
>The Walt Disney Company EMEA has identified a new generation of digitally-aware children
>The group has been labelled Generation XD, the digitally aware children of Generation X, and comprises children who have never known a world without the internet and born between 1995 and 2001.
If you are 20 years old or younger, you are now part of the literal "cancer" generation.
>literal
lol
>>24834458
18 year old here
Just fuck my shit up Senpai.
I feel bad for children growing up in this world.
How is living here like?
Satisfying
I imagine that it's full of dudebros and girls that seem cute, a little nerdy and shy who we'd all fall for, that end up getting gangbanged each night, heartbreakingly.
Also, sports cars and trust funds.
All the women are literally fucking the ground, it's weird as shit.
>message a girl on OkCupid
>we hit it off pretty well, we talk about Anime some
>After a couple days she says "hey anon, you should come to my cam show tonight :)"
>pretty much begs me once I'm a bit hesitant (i was worried because I have a roommate and he was in the room, but asleep)
>pass out because I was running on 3 hours all day
>pic related
I'm usually super skeptical about going to camwhore sites where you have to sign up to see shit, but she insists it's free. She also had legit conversations with me for a few days, which seems hella patient for a scammer
What do you guys think?
That sounds pretty bizarre, honestly. No idea.
>>24834296
She got bored of you, so she's hoping the time she spent talking to you doesn't go to waste and that you'll eventually become one of her regular kucks.
>camwhore
There's a 99 percent chance she just wants your betabux
Welp, i'm a beta sperglord so i don't know what to say.
Is she hitting on me? What should i say?
Tell her you have a quality heater, snuggies, and netflix.
Ignore it, act oblivious. If you respond positively I guarantee it'll end up on normiebook with "lol look at this creep actually thought I was interested in him"
Invite her to your place to test her bluff, if she says yes come up with an excuse as to why she can't. Then go to her sleep space and smash her. If you don't take my advice you will forever be a pussy
What does "Netflix and chill" actually mean? Do you just watch Netflix all night?
Apparently, Americlap normies use it unironically to hookup.
It's a punchline for everyone else.
>>24834332
To be honest, even the normies use it ironically now. It's a metaphor for casual sex.
lol naive virgins make me laugh. try leaving your house once in a while :)
draw some shit Senpai
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>>24834099
I like your style
original comment
it's a normie
anyone tried zoloft?
i wasn't prescribed any but i have some.. iv got the r9k starter pack (anxiety/depresion) and wondering about taking them
>>24834044
It's a shit drug. Try it but don't fall for the "anti depressants start working when you do them every day for x weeks", it's just an attempt to get you hooked, and when you do get hooked you can't get off it due to the brain zaps and hangovers.
>>24834044
I was put on it from 10 to 14
Don't remember the effects, nor why they even put me on it in the first place as it was nearly 12 years ago. But I wouldn't mind getting some again cause I'm in a pretty depressive state these days
>>24834184
i got them off someone else. if i run out, or get withdrawal can i just go to my GP and get more? should i just go to my GP anyway? im a britbong, i guess i should google availability of meds..
withdrawals would be alrite probably cause i don't do anything anyway
It's literally this easy just flirt with her
Why is there a duck in that picture?
>>24833917
what does the duck mean
who is that duck please expain
>he thinks life will just lay out a path for him with no effort
Nobody thinks that
Does for other people.
>>24833903
Depends if you're female or not
Basically you if your chromosomes were switched from XY->XX at birth, this hypothetical you grows up the same way and has the same general face just with a feminine structure to it and a feminine body, dick size correlates to tits size.
Does it preserve my mana?
Will I still be able to become a wizard?
I mean, it IS masturbation...
Hell yes, I love my pretty boyish face.
>>24833985
It is beyond masturbation but not quite sex, your virgin levels might slow down a bit while you continue to fuck them but they want dissipate or go away
What do you live for, anon?
>Is it the hope of being loved one day?
>Is it a new song from your favourite musician?
>Is it the love of a pet?
You haven't killed yourself yet, so there must be something.
Im too scared to die, its the real deal, you know?
Im slowly coming at ease to the idea of nonexistentence though
Frozen 2.
>>24833649
>Is it the hope of being loved one day?
Yes, pretty much this.
Not looking likely, though. I came close but it crashed as expected.
