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>guy puts target creature I control at the top of my library
>makes me discard a card from the top of my library
>>24824438
That's what you get for hanging around blue players faggot.
which color is best for friendships?
Literally anything but blue or control. Everyone hates control players and finds them boring because the only have one win condition that is via a planeswalker or some creature that swings in while you can't do anything but watch it.
I'd rather deal with burn than control.
ITT: age, favourite pizza topping, favourite word
>21
>black olives
>precipice
>>24824414
>18
>Mushrooms
>Quiver
>18
>bacon
>Perpetual
>>24824414
>26
>extra cheese
>nigfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4J8GItKMGo
>>24824237
Oh god how horrible that she minds her own business
That's pretty funny. I've done something similar.
>waiting at bus stop
>some asian chick in front of me has a seizure and falls down shaking
>just eat my pizza
>get on bus and laugh as normies perform incorrect first aid
>>24824237
It's not her problem dumbass.
Do you break shit to relieve stress? Punch something? Break it to pieces? Scream? Or just keep it all inside of you (I doubt this, at one point you'd have to blow)?
it all stays inside
I punched a refrigerator last year to let some of it out and got a tiny fracture in my hand that was sore for like 3 months
i usually yell/scream in my car on the drive to work/school, but it doesnt really relieve stress, just makes me pissed and sad
Isn't it a beautiful creepy day for a nightwalk?
Looks pretty comfy, don't see too many nights like that.
Go out and find something cool.
>>24823973
Its really cold and i didnt bring a jacket. But lets make this a game. 1,2,3,4,5 decide where im going. Legt right forward
>>24824191
Hurry im freezing here
Where would you be had you not discovered 4chan?
playing more video games and browsing reddit
Forums like I was before discovering it.
and just where is anyone?
Turned in my paper. Got back my big paper for the semester, got a C. Kinda sucks but I didn't do very good on it. So looks like I'll be taking a C in the class. Now I have another paper to do by Wednesday, wew lad im so tired
I'm watching Before Sunrise, and I'm really enjoying it. I didn't like Boyhood much but I guess Linklater has something to him.
>>24822851
>Before Sunrise
Synopsis sounds pretty gay desu imo senpai. I haven't seen Boyhood but it sounded interesting. You watch a lot of romance movies?
>>24822790
its been a while based skelly
any other fatbots here?
r-reporting for duty s-sir
i sincerely want to die
>tfw 350 lbs.
>tfw don't give a fuck
Come, sweet death.
>got out of the army 6 months ago
>was in fantastic shape, 160 pounds
>the lack of direction caused me to NEET and balloon to 200 pounds and lose all my muscle
I don't even give a fuck anymore. Death may embrace me.
>Hey anon-kun do you like my cosplay?
>>24821868
yes very much so! very cute
is she cosplaying an arbys max roast beef?
>>24821868
>>24821888
>An actual literal bona fide roastie
Fucking disgusting.
You're talking to your oneitis and this guy asks for her number.
She gives him her number and before he walks away, he says:
>"I'll hit you up later. Next time, leave your little bro at home."
What do you actually do?
call him a faggot and get my ass beat with pride
Hit him, just because I'm ugly doesn't mean I can't fight.
>told him to drink bleach
>qt3.14 laughs
>whatdidyousaybitch.wav
>he throws a punch
>I trip him
>He's too embarrassed to continue
>Wake up
>will never happen
>Drink bleach
>No belly gf thread
That just won't do at all
/belly/ thread
>ywn be crushed under the heavy weight of a belly gf
fuck you robot fuck you i hate you so god damn much fuck your original comment
http://stufferdb.com/
There you go lads, the belly database, enjoy my fellow robots.
ITT: Post your SAT score
2170
>>24819700
don't remember my SAT score but I got a 30 on my ACT. I got into a good colley tho because I was top of my class.
1530
desu robot
2050.
I didn't study at all too. Just winged it.
Was fairly content with that score.
Adult circumcision:
>cost
>healing duration
>pros/cons
>>24818428
>pros
the jews will like your money
>cons
dick cancer
>>24818428
it looks better
Ask someone who had a medical circumcision three years ago at the age of 18 anything.
Which Myers-Briggs result is the fedora of personality types?
>>24800475
INTJ
tbqh
>Implying mbti is not a meme
>>24800475
INTJ, this is obvious.
>mom got me a cat for birthday so I'm not as lonely at home
>find out it's a female cat
>become incredibly anxious around her now
>Friend has cat
>Find out its a female cat
>Start touching her, rubbing her, caressing her
>A female that doesn't turn me away, and that I can show physical affection to.
>His girlfriend started calling me creepy and told me to stop raping her cat
>Told my friend to not let me near the cat
>>24827767
Cats are horrible companions. They don't like you, will always scratch you, and are basically just all around pieces of shit animals. Should have gotten a dog if you want a companion.
>>24827767
around your mom or the cat?
