any robots here that still remember peepee poopoo pepe?
the golden age of r9k
>>29454101
>the golden age of r9k
More like golden sage.
>>29454101
>the golden age of r9k
how could anyone unironically think this
>>29454207
The autism was infectious. Imagine how many Reddit browsers came looking for memes only to start participating in the poopoo peepee.
Say what you will about degeneracy. We undoubtedly defiled some of them.
>be me
>18 years old, not in college and working construction jobs making decent money, no real experience with girls
>Decide to buy high end sunglasses to wear at work as it is bright as fuck outside
>Approach glasses store, immediately notice aviators and look down at them
>see other glasses and follow the display around
>now behind 7/10 cashier
>she looks...
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>>29454092
Don't kid yourself. Whenever I have similar questions about how a girl acted around me, I just seriously ask myself "Why would a woman be legitimately interested in you?". Thinking about that for a few seconds and realizing there is absolutely no reason usually staves off the delusion, at least momentarily.
People in retail are encouraged to be friendly and whatnot so the cuckstomer is more willing to spend money and even return to the store regularly. It's simple
Robots don't...
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>>29454092
>I am starting to think she was into me and I completely missed it.
anon, most likely she was talking just to talk. maybe she was just being nice, or was bored
Don't get ahead of yourself and start thinking about what your life with her would have been like, there's no point dwelling on perceived missed opportunities, especially since you know literally nothing about her except she works at a glasses store and talked to you ONCE.
>wearing aviators to a construction job
most retarded thing I've read on here this week. Do you people just not put thought into ANYTHING you do?
Any robots ever been to Taiwan? Is it a good place to meet Asian qt's? I really want an Asian gf.
It must be awkward living on that tiny island part of Taiwan but literally 5 miles from the mainland, never noticed it before
>>29454112
Yeah it makes it more awkward considering Mainland has thousands of missiles ready to hit within moments notice.
>>29454112
most likely nobody lives there but I don't actually know
/britfeel/ HOPE not hate editionrip in peace jo
Lads, how can I stop myself sweating so much when I walk to work
>>29454274
Talcum powder helps.
Gonna head into town and see about volunteering at one of the sixty billion charity shops they have down there.
Anyone volunteered before?
Memes aside
Where can I get a bf?
100% serious
How do I get to the point?
How can I talk to one without them feeling scared and shit
I really need some help
Not a "fembot" btw
>>29453987
Internet would be your best bet I guess
>>29453987
>needs "help"
>wants a bf
You mean a shoulder to cry on, and a punching bag, and whatever else. Shoo shoo, roastie. You will not take one of our brothers.
Make an okcupid account
When did you realize that the two biggest wastes of your life, probably league of legends and r9k, is absolute cancer and you can't even remember the last time you played anything else online and enjoyed it?
>>29453952
>league of legends
ohhh
so you are a gay then
there's a board for gayming already, you don't need to talk about it here, >>>/lgbt/
>>29453976
Dota isn't better, they're both garbage with garbage communities and bring out the trolls in people.
Literal cancer. Exactly like r9k
>>29454003
What the fuck are you even talking about?
sorry I am not a gaymer please don't insult me by assuming that again
>tfw you'll never experience the comfy sexism of the 1970s
>tfw you'll never experience the comfy rape culure of the 1570s
>you will never experience being a frontiersman hunter when america was still full of pioneers
how you meant to meet a woman if theres none outside sounds bad desu
Everyday I see rich girls with unemployed loser ass boyfriends. Why?
We meet again Alex
>>29453950
Reviewbrah is actually 2 midgets stacked together.
did zyzz fake his own death because i dont remember that tattoo
>Why do you refuse to change, anon?
I'm getting meds soon. Fuck you.
>>29453918
now where did you get this pic
The hole I have dug myself into is starting to get real cozy. I'm not gonna leave it now.
>follow streamer on twitch
>my name appears on screen and he reads it
>anxiety kicks in
how does one cope?
>>29453917
My twitch username was 'enslavewomen', obviously too much for le redittors, until a couple months ago I got banned by cuck mods.
I wish I had my username shown at the screen for the lulz but I dont have credit card and my national coin isnt dollar.
>>29453917
>my national coin isnt dollar.
Why the hell are you subhumans even alive
>>29453971
>Pay some dickhead money to say a funny word
How retarded are you Jesus Christ
Why not just use the windows Cortana and make her say all the disgusting things you want.
Seriously concerned there are people that pathetic, it's not even funny.
Morning anon~ How would you feel about me doing a stream on youtube or something this weekend?
>>29453895
Will you get naked?
>>29454013
Nope. Sorry anonyy
>>29454052
DAMN IT NIN
Send dick pics to this guy 202) 324-3000
>>29453868
No privet army for tripfags
>>29454581
That's not a trip and NOONE gets a private army.
>>29454581
>>29454607
wow i've fucked up before but never have i fucked up so much that a trip fag came along and set me straight
shameful anon, shameful
Just got blocked from the paranormal board for posting this....
To all of you who believe in ghosts/bigfoot/psychics/ufo's; you are fucking stupid. Believing in ghosts is just as bad as religion. I used to believe in ghosts before I realized I have sleep paralysis, there's always a logical explanation, and no proof of ghosts have ever been provided. There are many videos on youtube, if you type in psychics busted, you'll get plenty of psychics who were given false information. Vice did an article, she told 4 psychics she had lost a sister to a car accident...
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>>29453854
i don't believe in ghosts it's all bull shit.
>>29454299
No it's not asshole! I live in a haunted house it's terrifying!!!! i just got touched on the head a few minutes ago by this ghost that like to hang around my bed!
>>29454334
touched by a ghost bruh? come on
Why does it seem like "conservative" men are way sluttier and much less respectful than liberal men? And before all you incel virgins start hooting and whooping like the nigger apes you are, I'm a guy.
>>29453838
Being a republican and conservative is all about fucking people up the ass.
Being a democrat and liberal is all about people fucking you up the ass.
>>29453838
>nigger apes
Well that's not very progressive of you.
Check your privilege.
>>29453874
thread should have been locked after this post
What is /r9k/'s first time experience with LSD? What dosage did you take? Where were you at the time? Where you with anyone? What time did you take it, day or night?
>>29453792
Please help me out with your all knowing wisdom /r9k/
Always with friends, with the exception of one tab done in private, likely around 80-120 ug. First things first, LSD isn't nearly as fun alone as it is with people you can legitimately consider the equivalent of your tribe. Straight up friends, real connections, not the kind of social connections based out of convenience or some shit.
I've never gone beyond two tabs, but I would if I could just find more of it in southern California.
Best trip was in Joshua Tree national park, spent a day in the summer heat tripping while it faded out into the night....
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100ug
Took it alone around noon. Trip was phenomenal until mygfstarted being bitchy to me on Skype and my trip turned horrible after that. Overall, the good times outweighed the bad in the end.
Also, http://weavesilk.com/ is fucking amazing. Anyone know more fun websites to visit while tripping?